The Muppets: Cårven Der Pümpkîn

[kornkid22]

sorry, wart wart wart

[kornkid22]

i wonder if the creators of Halo, as an inside joke where the coveneant say 'bort bort bort' if they got it from the swedish chef?

[TheNovalita]

0:40 LOL! Oh my gosh.

[mariklover2017]

carv de pumpkin with a buzuke

[AmandaKennaax365]

mmh find ich toll hihi

[1tangfang]

love this vid

[1tangfang]

a bazooka



[chefBoyardeee9989]

does anyone else notice that the swedish chef has human hands

[Natulcien1992]

@chefBoyardeee9989 That is a reason why he is able to hold the knifes and stuff

[youtpimmy]

Bazooki!



[kapu995]

pumpkin pie ala bazooka

[kfodom]

Talk about instant pumpkin pie!!! :-)

[MIR98ful]

the 122 people that dont like this... or they have a problem in the head or they have NO good taste

[TatumCrazy]

...de Pumpkin Gooch

[KillerfulProducts]

I speak swedish and I have no idea what the fuck he's saying 90% of the time.

[kakuchikawakari]

Mm... sounds just like me... Swedish of course XD

[heartbutter4010]

i love this guy this is sooo funny i love this he is like the funniest muppet of them all and the pmpkins are very very stupied they think they are very smart but actuly they are very stupied

[Maximevete]

super



[ramsera]

Swedish Chef should have his own show

[Matthew44889]

I wonder what would happen if he played on Iron Chef

[patrickdefoejr]

@Matthew44889 he would win

[Sprix33]

@Matthew44889 He would win :3

[HalfLiveForEver]

@Matthew44889 He'd blow the competitions away..

[TheFishWhat]

@Matthew44889 He. Would. Win.

[Matthew44889]

Does he ever speak english

[MegaMdrrrr]

Pumpkin a la bazookie

LOL

[AwayCassius]

he actually succeeded in making something o_O

[nellie2581]

poor pumpkins

[samsonfine]

its disgusting

the muppet show was far better

[2983985]

it always makes me laugh when pulls out a bazooka and he says: sorry about that :)



[thetovanna]

vi pratar inte sådär, tror jag inte iaf...

[chandlerj333]

FEHRST, WHE GET THE SLIGHCY DIGHCY, FEHR MAHKING DA PUHMPIN GOOCH.

[video64ps2]

120 people like the moopets wow this is pretty damn funny

[FriggenSilver]

BORK BORK BORK

[brunito27demayo]

is not so weird that a jankee has a bazooka

[spuddsstudios]

Ohhhh, da battleaxes!

[Lexington2am]

Oh my goodness so funny XD

[cxlcitymaster]

Play this in 9 tabs I dare you! XD

[Statistic100]

0:32

[TheCarlN]

I like that the bazooka is faceing the wrong way.

[RaguelAngelofBalance]

@TheCarlN The back blast is good enough.

[Stuart1267]

@TheCarlN False He is facing it the right way, just, wrong handed

[TheChrilsenCam]

ooo ma diski wee di wiski woo ma wiski dee

ooo ba diski woo diski boo BORK BORK BORK :D

[EmmaMo91]

Remember this well, kids; blasting pumpkins with a bazooka (preferably indoors) creates instant pumpkin pies. WARNING: Do not attempt unless Swedish.

And here in Sweden, battleaxes, chainsaws and bazookas can be found in the kitchen of every respectable chef. Which is why the food always has traces of concentrated Awesome.

[ximesour89]

bazooka... lol!

[mastertoki1]

bork, kabork,bork,bork!!!

[angelboss121]

PLEASE KEEP MAKING SWEDISH CHEF VIDEOS! I LOVE THEM!

[David01Rose]

Que Idioma Habla??? o_O

[jackblaklover]

0:15 WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOIN!?!

[jakoson7]

tits ! it's fucking robbaz!

[JEHMSZ]

@Robbaz

What about Bazookas? I have used them about 3 times in past thanksgivings

[PhyxFlow]

Robbaz i will follow u all my life............ Random videos :D

[TheFilnizer]

As a swedish person, what does Cårven Der Pümpkîn mean? Looks like german

[BrettSkeet712]

@TheFilnizer it's actually a hybrid of german, sindarin, icelandic and the black speech. it means "soft mountain the pump-user," referring to the swedish chef's limp penis

[DualWield47]

NINJA VIKING KINGS OF SWEDEN UNITE!!!

[DCDigitalStudios]

I came here coz of robbaz

[Destructionwait]

Just like a normal day in kitchen..

Food talks

We hack and slash

If it doesn't work, then we blow it up

[B00Dr]

NOW VIKINGS IS HAS TAKING OVER THIS VIDEO

[valmanzar16]

he should of used a daedric waraxe...

[Cryaboot]

ROBBAZ WHY U SEND ME TO RANDOM VIDEO.

[Kaylak1989]

O_o is that a wedding band on his left finger?! Or am I just seeing things :S lol

[TheRealGodzillaboy5]

BORK BORK BORK!

[MrVaultkid101]

real bad asses use a there finger

[kalle95khf]

Robbaz nr1

[Tributorious]

Americans suck at accents =D

[MrKillJoy200]

OH MY GOSH...

[santafebnsf]

inb4 "Hai I camez hearz for Robbaz"

[Robbaz]

I usually use the Chainsaw that's slightly less messy. Knifes and Battleaxes are for fucking pussies.

[25JamaalCharles]

@Robbaz i frickin love you

[Mirolovic100]

@Robbaz I use my fist like a badass viking

[TheCharlesis]

@Robbaz kill the walrus who the fuck wants to be a walrus end his misery love your commentaries

[12Altaire]

@Robbaz *Knives, nice grammar.

[Kole208]

@12Altaire robaz is king of english grammer

[SamuelCish]

@12Altaire HOLD THY TONGUE! Do you know who you're speaking to?

[TomLe4593]

@12Altaire He's a swedish, troll

[TheEthanFletcher]

@Robbaz the ultimate nipple viking

[Cratematez]

@Robbaz chainsaws are good when you want it done quickly but if you want quality food use your nipples

[ninjapowerish]

@Robbaz Battleaxes are for vikings!

[19KDT]

@Robbaz how about fists? that's the only way to be a badass pumpkin carver

[SerdarCirak]

@Robbaz i use my nipples

[FJDAfamily]

@Robbaz There are children watching this. Watch your language.

[refard5]

@FJDAfamily what cats using knifes and axes is bad language?

[TheJCX10]

@Robbaz I prefer one of them bazookas.

[eDrum98]

1:25 Proof that Swedish Cef was in the U.S. Marines...

[AnimationAsa10]

The Chef's Theme Song: Herber Diskie Der Dabiskie Herburg Diskie Der. Herber Diskie Derber Dee Der, Pork! Pork! Pork!

[soniccosplay1]

swedish chef is a guy in a costume

[gatorguy1115]

The Chef is the best Muppet.

[fluffyface101]

Who keeps a bazooka in their house raise you hand...

[nate2eliminate]

chef has everything

[blkSofia]

if this is supposed to be a swedish chef why is there an "ü" in the title XD as far as i know ü is a german letter but whatever :D

[Hyacinthvs]

I miss the German intro-song "Smörrebröd, Smörrebröd, römtömtömtöm" - by the way: in Germany, it's a danish cook...

[legocontrollerjr]

i should stop by sweden. it would take seconds to get an apple pie.

[nazgulero]

They did not expect a bazooka ! They should have known that the Swedish chef is no fool...

[Kadajsbaby235]

@nazgulero not a bazooka. a bazooki. xD

[pilotmanfilms]

sweedish chef has HUMAN HANDS

[jackblaklover]

A DUH PUMPIN PIE A DUH BAZOOKEE

[Vgames4evar]

WOAH!

i gotta admit, i didnt expect a chainsaw.  XD

[SickofMath]

All I say, welcome to the swedish kitchen.

[kakkoija]

This chef is more like a danish farmer, who shits like his gows... greatings from Finland...

[VinnyVanYiffy]

yeah this felt more recent once I realized I wasn't laughing. RIP, Henson.

(C) Disney. siiiigggh fuck

[animeotaku151]

fire a bazooka at a pumpkin and it magically turns into pumpkin pie. W.T.F

[Jahenios]

they should never tell a swedish chef to use a bazooka. THUMBS UP IF U ARE FROM SWEDEN!!! LÄNGE LEVE FOSTERLANDET!!!

[Jeroic9]

@Jahenios The funny part is, one of my favorite cooking shows is an actual swedish cooking show, not to mention Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time. You do not mess with Swedish chefs. Duh.

[koppshopp]

I just realized, swedish chef is married.

[SuperGameCreator]

@koppshopp WHAT?! Shoot... I was gonna propose to him tomorrow..... WHY?! WHY, CRUEL WORLD?! THE UNIVERSE IS A CRUEL MISTRESS!!!! ;(

[Lexington2am]

@koppshopp they used real hands for Him

[RYMetallicer]

Bork bork bork

[spiderlover678]

huurrburdurdadobadurdoder PORK PORK PORK!!!!!

[ilovethebadguy]

@spiderlover678 um bork bork bork

[alexis567ful]

This is soooooooooo funny i could die

[BestFriendziez]

Now this is exactly how first rate super awesome college students make pie.

[MrFraserFilms2009]

At least they didn't say flame-thrower.

[musicroton100]

you is a funky my no spike england my is a romania you videoclipe is a fun you fun LoL

[suzq65]

you could see his hands is real haha it's houlirious you could see his real acctaul hands lol @ lol.

[153kay]

look his hands r real.......pause then go to 0:25 EPIC FAIL!

[Overblade9]

@153kay They kinda did that on purpose. The Chef needs to do some more detailed things with his hands compared to other Muppets. I mean, I don't see Kermit pulling a bazooka's trigger anytime soon.

[TheSisisspore]

kid show?

[bobthemagicseacow]

Those old men = the original haters

[ReaganBlogTV]

The pumpkin n00bs have been pwned; therefore making pumpkin pie.

[keh101010]

now i want a pie



[scorpionsfatality]

@keh101010 PUMPKIN!! XD

[fashnmama]

Save the receipt...I want my money back!!! Ohhh hohoho!

[hsiunghsd36bcca]

" Furs, vee get to slicey dicey de pumpkin, TO MAKE DEE PUMPKIN GOOCH!"

[Metalification666]

Well, I learnt my lesson, 'Fur de Poomkie Pe, ar de Bazookie

[Mephi1995]

dont know why but sweidish people in the kitchen .. :D ends uip in a massacre ..

watch the real life swedish chef

regular ordinary swedish meal time - meatball massacre :D

[missirmalucia]

The way he said "modern chef and modern kitchen" @ 0:54! omg xD

[knbcustoms]

lmfao

[earthrose93]

Yew get to slicey dicey fer makin de poompkin goots! LOL

[tkdjohan]

here in sweden it is quite normal to have your battleaxe in you kitchen... where else would you have it?

[YourXavier]

@tkdjohan

Near the front door, of course. To greet the guests.

[MissLizzyFrizzy214]

if you hit the button that looks like a snowflake, i snows and you mouse can interact with it. not only that, but if you hold down your left arrow after words, then also hit the up button, your playing snake in the snow! its epic!

[104Cheeto]

modern cheffen XD

[coolvideos184]

@SonicRainBoom12X: I'm part Swedish too. :) a la bazookie. XD

[TheAstonM12]

Poompkin pee a la bazookie!

[Gos2]

ohhhh ther e bazookie!!

[SonicRainBoom12X]

BORK BORK BORK!

[SonicRainBoom12X]

a derder merdern kitchy!

[SonicRainBoom12X]

...i'm part swedish... ._.

[SonicRainBoom12X]

no seriously i am

[tanyaiscrazy]

lmao, that was great!

[WhiteSox3x0Fan]

Tur jeekee!

[sparklesparklesarah]

D'aww the Sweedish chef is married!! (ring on left hand)

[TheStickdragon]

anyone notice how it goes from making a jock-o-lantern to pumkin pie al la bazzokie?

[MrMunkar123]

BOOOOMM!!!!!!!!!!!

[shyguy725]

press 9 for RPG-7

[dilleraimer]

lmao 1:37 "der pumpkin pie A LA BAZOOKEE!"

[cxlcitymaster]

Press "7" repeatedly if you wish to receive a HUGE, MASSIVE, and INTENSE

chuckle.

:D

[Skullcap37]

He has a ring on his finger lol.

[89Corvette6spdFX3]

Sweedish chef's English is getting better with age.

I actually like Henson's impression better as it's more fun to try to understand the gibberish.  Still, it's great to see the Muppets come back to popularity and to take to the net with new videos!

[Gos2]

@89Corvette6spdFX3

i like this one more alot of gibbrish but understand with some minor effort

[BrickAndBeyond]

0:02 Swedish chef is...married?

[jenben13ful]

what is he saying? 

[lolmanviruss]

der cåken smurscher 

[2011BlackandBlue]

What chief has a battle axe, a chainsaw, and a bazooka in his cabinet?!?!?!? I hope he has a permit of some kind

[Gos2]

@2011BlackandBlue

yeah from the swedish king

[LittleMonsterRina]

the pumpkins are so adorable!

[nuregami52]

abazooki

[torpedoboy4]

GREAT, but Statler and Waldorf's voices were WAAAAAY off base.

[TRBxJacullaa]

His chin look like balls teehee

[finntrollhedning]

0:14 - 0:18 fiørst your gôndin de słæäiizcidays för makin de pümking gchutch!

[Stickdude918]

turn on captions

[Tuck213]

Truth be told, he's got a modern kitchen.

[twitchcoe]

Making the pumpkin gooch

[DefLeppard981]

SKEEBER SKEEBER SKEEBER SKEEBER SKEEBER SKEEBER

[DefLeppard981]

SKEEBER SKEEBER SKEEBER

A bazooka?! ha that is hilarious!

[RachelTheHegdeCat]

su-san........ where did u get that bazooka? O_o

[spaceglobbeh]

The moral of this is that you should always have a bazooka in your kitchen. Reasons why?

1. Shoot the pumpkin to make pie.

2. Use the bazooka to defend your pie.

3. Profit?

[stryker214]

@spaceglobbeh I think he had the bazooka in case the panzer-tankin' turtle came back :)

[nayco42]

"you gotta use one of them battle axes, oooo battle axey okay! relax this aint my first holloween. *shinngg! Oh my gosh!" hahahahaha funniest part

[MardaioOo]

i think i may have hurt something laughing so hard at 0:15

[madpigz777]

well now I know how to make pie.

[NEWREALLIFEANDTIMES]

I just noticed that chef has human hands. That's awesome

[Elitechipmasterbrut]

y sus manos son de verdad

[mommycrazydriver]

Bazooka? Noooo?? Pumpkin pie ? Yeeesss!

[jpriz618]

0:16 "you get the slicey and get the pumpkin gouch"