I was brought up going to church twice on Sunday. So understand my starting point. But I believe in tolerance. As do most people. The hate filled minority on either side deserve pity. It's sad.
in response to below, I suggest you google 'people of the book'
@MetalFusionMaster -- Plus they don't let you light one up in the terminal anymore...I mean, hell, if they're going to have their way with me, at least let me have a damn smoke afterwards, get my money's worth....
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How soon we forget. If you don't like the way TSA does it job. Train drive or bus. Wish i could see my best friend who use to work in the World Trade. RIP to all those who lost everything. Let not forget over 5000 Women and Men in our Military who went after those who use our weak ass airport security against us. Your video is distasteful and spit in the face. But hey many paid so you can post your bullshit.
@jayncali1961 Waah...cry somewhere else. Typical hysterical liberal using the Trade Center as a reason to justify stripiping Americans of their rights and dignity. I'm sure every dead person in the Trade Center would be furious to know their deaths were the reason why the rest of their countrymen are being violated of the rights as Americans. Try peddling your propoganda somewhere else...
@jayncali1961 “Terrorize and behead those who believe in scriptures other than the Qur’an.” Koran 8:12
“Muslims must muster all weapons to terrorize the infidels”Koran 8:60
Quran 9:5 "Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war."
9:112 "The Believers fight in Allah's cause; they slay and are slain, kill and are killed."
@elkabong1961 I appreciate you displaying your ignorance but suggest you check your facts before spewing out rude comments. Merry Hanukkah whatthefuckever.
Thank God my grandparents are dead, they wouldn't have to go through being violated by the TSA!! Oooooh, Grandma's a potential terrorist! She has false teeth! She could have bomb implanted in one of those false teeth!! Oh my fucking god! Help! Fucking TSA sick psycho fucks
@MegaBeerwolf Really??? The government used fear to strip us of many of our rights. Me thinks you need to wake the fuck up. The Patriot Act was supposed to be repealed but yet it still is active. The Patriot Act is unconstitutional & the United States government passed it!? Sounds pretty 3rd reich to me.
@kingcory10 You won't see that ipod again until your next restroom visit. These tsa punks are straight thugs hired by the federal government just like all of the SA thugs in the 3rd reich. WAKE UP
Hope they don't get another mideast war goin to promote obongo's reelection and take us further into a police state . "Defending our freedoms" yeah, right
try flying to a competition with a jump rig in total compliance.. so hit or miss. they like cutting reserve cute rip chords (which by law is attampt of murder)
If I ever fly and they want to search me like that, I'm just going to strip naked right there in the airport and bend over so they can see I don't have a bomb up my ass and ask...WELL? DO I PASS YOUR INSPECTION? And see how embarrassed I can make them...I can't be arrested for indecent exposure because their stinking body scanner makes me naked to them..
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The people who complain most about the screenings are the hicks who are most likely to try and bring a shotgun on a plane anyway. And when you ask them about safety, their only response is "don't let no colered people on the plane and it will be safe". Maybe we should just keep rednecks off planes?
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Dr. Seuss 2011- I do not like these naked scans or TSA security scams. I do not like these stupid twits, or how they ogle my naughty bits. I do not like it when they steal, I do not like their kickback deals. I do not like big sis Jan, I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'. I do not like this spending spree, I'm smart, I know that nothing's free. I do not like their smug replies, when I complain about their lies. I do not like this kind of grope. I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope!
South West is observing it's Fiftieth year flying and will give the first thousand You-tube members who view this comment and txt the word 'FLYAWAY' to 4 1 4 1 1 a free trip!!!
Relevant now, since the sick 95 year old had to take off her diaper just to fly. Don't fly = they win. Fly = get groped or get radiation or both = they win. The controllers have been laughing either way. The solutions: If you fly, you need to b!tch and moan and gripe and threaten lawsuits the whole way through with the cell phone out recording ( what about your kids?). If you are choosing not to fly, Step it up and protest this sh@t. Call every politician possible and complain d@mn it!
Dont you have Radar in the US? Germany is a totalitarian state totally controlling the whole population including the use of surveillance with openly installed radar systems. For pics see my homepage chapter Radar-->Radarantennen. And for hundreds of measurements all over Germany see Chapter Messungen-->Messungen der Überwachung mit Radar. Click the flags for translations.
My brother Markus Bott had been tortured by the german BND and was assassinated on 11.7.09 for running this homepage.
I think that the TSA goons benefit from the protections afforded by largely confining their presence and operations to the insides of passenger airport terminals. Once they start exposing themselves outside, on the streets and highways, regularly, with the same levels of hubris and arrogance, the environment may well change for them...
hahahaha quality! me and my friend did a song about my grandma aswell! please check it out it would be greatly appreciated! just click my channel and its there :D thanks alot!
"Who is worse? the slaves doing the pat downs? or the slaves submitting to pat downs?" HUH?? No one is forced to be a TSA agent! And don't give me any excuse about needing a "good paying job"...
Of course if most people refused to take airflights as well as shame/shun anyone working for TSA, the gov would have to quickly rethink this aspect to create/maintain fear program - terrorist behind every bush/tree since there would be few needed flights and few ppl wanting TSA jobs..
When you get patted down, act like your overjoyed by the encounter in a sexually explicit manner. It wouldn't hurt to drop a viagra beforehand. Wouldn't you like to know if the groping attendant was gay or not?
The solution to TSA and their "Gate Rape" is simple. Put a .45 automatic in the magazine holder located on the back of every seat. Then have the pilot issue a statement that everyone on board is armed, and that any terrorists who want to hijack the plane will just have to take their chances.
Last year my poor 72YO Mum was tricked into appearing in some online PORN. She had gone along to a meeting in an old warehouse advertised as a senior citizen’s social club (she gets a bit lonely since my Dad died).
Once inside, some slick young bastard deliberately confused her into having sex with him on camera. She only tearfully confessed this when a friend of mine showed me the footage on a website. We contacted Police & managed to get it taken down, but she’s hardly spoken since…
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@steelersfan7238 EXCUSE ME - If I did that to anyone, I would be spending some quality time ---IN PRISON--- and be marked as a sex offender.
Also, have you ever seen them change gloves frequenly, my doctor changes gloves after every person he sees - and there are some not wearing clean underwear.
I dare them to check a baby's diaper just after that baby did a number 2. It's can also apply to some elderly people like a game of Russion Roulette, could take a dump and not knowing it.
LOL. Very good! Here's another headline from Homeland Security Newswire: "Canadians outraged: Veiled Muslim women not required to lift veil, prove ID at airports." Does TSA also conduct security pat downs of these Muslim women like the rest of us? Or are we next to exclude them from proper ID & pat downs?
@hro1957 muslim weman have to do WHAT EVERY the man says... so if he says here woman wear this vest of tnt.. yes you are going to die for me there is no greater honor you a lowly woman dieing for the man.. then tsa waves her though becouse some muslem bitches about the rights of bhe burka
Sara, U Have no clue, The Airlines are a privtey owned,Regulated to the C.R.F.s Part 121.The TSA is in voilation of Title 14 of the transportation regulations and search/ probable cause laws and rulings from the supreme court on Libertys on inter state commerce, So Its about a police state, The TSA fools have to date stopped zero attacks on aircraft, Wait for the cavity searches!
Sara, U Have no clue, The Airlines are a privtey owned,Regulated to the C.R.F.s Part 121.The TSA is in voilation of Title 14 of the transportation regulations and search/ probable cause laws and rulings from the supreme court on Libertys on inter state commerce, So Its about a police state, The TSA fools have to date stopped zero attacks on aircraft, Wait for the cavity searches!
Funny how the most advanced country in the world with the best and brightest minds at the TSA has had nine years to study the situation and they have only narrowed the focus of interest to BIPEDS! That still sounds like profiling to me.
I LOVE RAY & HE'S A GOOD GUY...BUT THIS SONG IS TRULY BASED ON SOME MAJOR IGNORANCE OF THE REAL ISSUES & THE TRUE LEGAL SITUATION AT HAND. WHEN WE FLY IN 'THEIR PLANES', WE'RE ON 'THEIR PROPERTY'... SURE, WE HAVE THE GOVERNMENT TO SUPPOSEDLY HELP WITH THIS ISSUE..BUT JUST AS U HAVE TO SUBMIT TO PRIVATE MALLS' DIRECTIVES IF U WANNA SHOP THERE.. U CAN ALWAYS REFUSE THEIR RULES & JUST DRIVE OR TAKE A BUS TO WHERE U NEED TO GO... PERIOD.
@SARAHMAX8 Agree with the don't grope don't fly. However, since the taxpayers just ponied up $2B for the Indianapolis airport, shouldn't that make it ours; not theirs?
@abcshopper When "Your Guy" was in office it washe who pushed through all the neccesary documents to let these crimes against citizens become a reality. Just like "Your Guy" was just leaving office as HIS financial mess affected the American Lower and middle class under the "New Guys" presidency.
@kyuss50myt Yup - my point exactly. Four words for you: Liberty-raping-Patriot-Act. I'm ashamed to say I voted for Bush the second time. Never again will I be fooled. Bush-Clinton-Bush and now ObamaBushClinton all in one. This cycle must stop.
Our security is terrible in this country. Europe, Russia and the Middle East have it together and no one complains in those airports. Stop the complaining and worrying about your liberties. Without our safety and security - there wouldn't be any liberties. If you don't like the US ...then move to another country with less freedoms , malls and iPhones
Thank Terrorists and the jokers who won't let the TSA "Profile"
Patriot1776ization 2 weeks ago
oooook redneck
quacka101 3 weeks ago
she saw them cuppin grandpas's balls and wiener
Mr1xxx4 1 month ago
Great protest song for the paroldy lover. Very clever. Thats why I havent flown the friendly skies for over 15 years. My bday is 9/11 ! ugh.
AllStyleVocalist 1 month ago 2
love it funny as hell
gregg970 2 months ago
wwell i got my new christmas carol LOL
xbighunkx 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
(moons the air port security and they die) my ass looks like a moon its hair as pimples craters and is gross they can lookd at it LOL
xbighunkx 2 months ago
hahahahaha wow XD
babygirllll32 2 months ago
OMG Don toch his Junk!!!!. Hilarious
runesshadow22 2 months ago
I was brought up going to church twice on Sunday. So understand my starting point. But I believe in tolerance. As do most people. The hate filled minority on either side deserve pity. It's sad.
in response to below, I suggest you google 'people of the book'
Helendevon84 2 months ago
2:37 or 2:38 was beast XD
MetalFusionMaster 2 months ago
The TSA is gettin more ridicioluse once that patted down a little girl
MetalFusionMaster 2 months ago
@MetalFusionMaster -- Plus they don't let you light one up in the terminal anymore...I mean, hell, if they're going to have their way with me, at least let me have a damn smoke afterwards, get my money's worth....
HaggisMcCrablice 2 months ago
that would be a good elementary school christmas concert song
MrChevyK1500 2 months ago
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How soon we forget. If you don't like the way TSA does it job. Train drive or bus. Wish i could see my best friend who use to work in the World Trade. RIP to all those who lost everything. Let not forget over 5000 Women and Men in our Military who went after those who use our weak ass airport security against us. Your video is distasteful and spit in the face. But hey many paid so you can post your bullshit.
Never forget 911
jayncali1961 2 months ago
@jayncali1961 Waah...cry somewhere else. Typical hysterical liberal using the Trade Center as a reason to justify stripiping Americans of their rights and dignity. I'm sure every dead person in the Trade Center would be furious to know their deaths were the reason why the rest of their countrymen are being violated of the rights as Americans. Try peddling your propoganda somewhere else...
fieldsendart 2 months ago
The TSA is a joke.....
jman1948 2 months ago
@jayncali1961 I bet you voted for Obummer. Since he's muslim, here's some sords you should see from the official Arabic Qu-ran:
Merry Fucking Christmas, bitch.
“Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them.” Koran 2:191
“Make war on the infidels living in your neighborhood.” Koran 9:123
“When opportunity arises, kill the infidels wherever you catch them.” Koran 9:5
“Any religion other than Islam is not acceptable.” Koran 3:85
stargroove4 2 months ago
@jayncali1961 More words of wisdom.
“The Jews and the Christians are perverts; fight them.”... Koran 9:30
“Maim and crucify the infidels if they criticize Islam” Koran 5:33
“Punish the unbelievers with garments of fire, hooked iron rods, boiling water; melt their skin and bellies.” Koran 22:19
“The unbelievers are stupid; urge the Muslims to fight them.” Koran 8:65
“Muslims must not take the infidels as friends.” Koran 3:28
stargroove4 2 months ago
@jayncali1961 “Terrorize and behead those who believe in scriptures other than the Qur’an.” Koran 8:12
“Muslims must muster all weapons to terrorize the infidels”Koran 8:60
Quran 9:5 "Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war."
9:112 "The Believers fight in Allah's cause; they slay and are slain, kill and are killed."
It seems the TRUE enemy is ISLAM.
No such thing as"moderate"
stargroove4 2 months ago
Sam and Wally I thought you guy would get a good laugh from this! :)
sharpeipink 2 months ago
RON PAUL 2012
Make sure you're registered - for the primaries in your state !
Snowflake70 2 months ago
@Snowflake70 No thanks, I don't vote for Jew haters.
elkabong1961 2 months ago
@elkabong1961 I appreciate you displaying your ignorance but suggest you check your facts before spewing out rude comments. Merry Hanukkah whatthefuckever.
Snowflake70 2 months ago 3
@Snowflake70 Fuck no, I'm not voting for a homophobic bible-thumper.
phantomturtle44 2 months ago
149 closet pedophile TSA workers disliked this video
dragonsinferno03 2 months ago 2
Hahahaha
anundeadKYLE11 2 months ago
TSA = Team Sexual Assault.
starcruze328 2 months ago 7
funny shit
roadkill420 2 months ago
RON PAUL 2012!!
wwstiger 2 months ago 7
This video is prophetic. This was done long before it actually happened to an elderly woman in a wheelchair. I guess we're all terrorists, now.
chrisst41 2 months ago
Haha he says "hooha" funny=)
CupcakeNinja575 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
That's hilarious!! 146 dislikes? There must have been 146 TSA employees that watched this! LOL!
InfidelityHelp 2 months ago 2
OM FUCKING G
aromppai 2 months ago
DON'T TOUCH HIS JUNK!!!!!!!(:
CupcakeNinja575 2 months ago
TSA= Total Sick Assholes! :D
cetras56 2 months ago 2
Thank God my grandparents are dead, they wouldn't have to go through being violated by the TSA!! Oooooh, Grandma's a potential terrorist! She has false teeth! She could have bomb implanted in one of those false teeth!! Oh my fucking god! Help! Fucking TSA sick psycho fucks
Marmalade000000 2 months ago in playlist comedy
This was a riot ! I can't stop laughing !
CarolynTainter1 2 months ago
Waaay funny. Someone wanted to pat me down too, but he was behind me in line.
AnnaHuxley 2 months ago
Sounds about right.
FairyFay1113 2 months ago
Wow omg this is so ture that its funny!
narutoshowfan101 2 months ago
I laughed until I cried!
CosmicFroggie 2 months ago
Achtung!! Do not be critical of your friendly government servants...or else. It's not a fuckin' joke. Sober up. Wake the fuck up.
MegaBeerwolf 2 months ago
@MegaBeerwolf Really??? The government used fear to strip us of many of our rights. Me thinks you need to wake the fuck up. The Patriot Act was supposed to be repealed but yet it still is active. The Patriot Act is unconstitutional & the United States government passed it!? Sounds pretty 3rd reich to me.
zawjo2 2 months ago
Awsome love it....
Rockland19621947 2 months ago
i feel like takeing an ipod and a pair of speakers and play this at the airport =p
kingcory10 2 months ago in playlist good songs 2
@kingcory10 You won't see that ipod again until your next restroom visit. These tsa punks are straight thugs hired by the federal government just like all of the SA thugs in the 3rd reich. WAKE UP
MegaBeerwolf 2 months ago
LOL XD IM SURPISED I DIDNT DIE LAUGHING
TheAznTeenager 2 months ago
On the like/dislike bar, the green is those who agree. The Red is TSA staff.
SkiLiftsRock 2 months ago 4
@ImDavidGurney, that is a stereotype, the security is on the lookout for ANYONE who could endanger other passengers
MrTotallyObvious 2 months ago
I would die laughing if I ever heard my grams yell "don't touch his junk". Too funny.
skycrit 2 months ago 26
The airlines should segregate their passengers into Arab and Non-Arab.Then,most of us could board as it was in the 1970's.
ImDavidGurney 2 months ago 2
This is wrong
LoneBuck98 2 months ago
@LoneBuck98 Thanks for agreeing with me.
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Hope they don't get another mideast war goin to promote obongo's reelection and take us further into a police state . "Defending our freedoms" yeah, right
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connieusa27 2 months ago
i wanna fly with a cucumber in my briefs
skydive14 2 months ago
try flying to a competition with a jump rig in total compliance.. so hit or miss. they like cutting reserve cute rip chords (which by law is attampt of murder)
skydive14 2 months ago
142 people got molested at the airport
EXOsoilder 2 months ago
TSA = Total Sicko Association.
UberAntisocialist 2 months ago 2
LOVE IT
aball813 2 months ago
O_O.......(part of me wants to laugh the other part went into shock)
Eternalsummersong 2 months ago
outfriggin standing
phoenixdoubledeuce 2 months ago
If I ever fly and they want to search me like that, I'm just going to strip naked right there in the airport and bend over so they can see I don't have a bomb up my ass and ask...WELL? DO I PASS YOUR INSPECTION? And see how embarrassed I can make them...I can't be arrested for indecent exposure because their stinking body scanner makes me naked to them..
courageouslion 2 months ago 3
O_O.....
silvergirl145 2 months ago
@beniscool1950 good sogn
brnlk975 2 months ago
Excellent parody!!!!!!! So sad and true! WAKE UP pepple before all of our rights are gone!!!!
krisrmjlap 2 months ago
my flight instructor did this to me.
1GoodFlap 3 months ago
Sad but true!! I liked it though!!
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bennybellfan 3 months ago
what did grandma look like
dylanchills 3 months ago
DON'T TOUCH HIS JUNK!! LOL :)
bluis1964 3 months ago 18
I just lost my grandma not too long ago.
12783USAGRL 3 months ago
@12783USAGRL same here, my "mimi" passed just about a week and a half after christmas last year. :(
MistysJournal 3 months ago
omg LOL
Theturdbird101 3 months ago 4
dont tuuch his junk
sammihell 3 months ago 3
Wouldn't it be 'Terrorists have won'? Not Terrorist
PHIAisawesomeness 3 months ago
This is so wrong XDDDD
larhonda41 3 months ago 3
The sad thing is, this is completely true..
AlienBeliever897 3 months ago
The people who complain most about the screenings are the hicks who are most likely to try and bring a shotgun on a plane anyway. And when you ask them about safety, their only response is "don't let no colered people on the plane and it will be safe". Maybe we should just keep rednecks off planes?
Squisidee 4 months ago
@Squisidee im country an i dont feel that way bout any race so maybe u should stop being so racist its not rednecks its ppl like u
travillian1 3 months ago
Too true.
CiceroCanova 4 months ago
my flight instructor treated me this way
1GoodFlap 4 months ago
@1GoodFlap
1GoodFlap 4 months ago
THIS IS FUNNY
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retard718 4 months ago
Absolutely fabulous! A new Christmas classic is born.
crusader1954 4 months ago
Manhandles her hoohas. ROFLMFAO. I luv it.
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Youngermanaem 5 months ago
Dr. Seuss 2011- I do not like these naked scans or TSA security scams. I do not like these stupid twits, or how they ogle my naughty bits. I do not like it when they steal, I do not like their kickback deals. I do not like big sis Jan, I do not like this 'YES WE CAN'. I do not like this spending spree, I'm smart, I know that nothing's free. I do not like their smug replies, when I complain about their lies. I do not like this kind of grope. I do not like it. Nope, nope, nope!
PullenJoe 5 months ago 4
Fuck the TSA. I will NOT COMPLY.
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South West is observing it's Fiftieth year flying and will give the first thousand You-tube members who view this comment and txt the word 'FLYAWAY' to 4 1 4 1 1 a free trip!!!
OzierElmaehw 5 months ago
I noticed a black guy being stopped and searched at the Amsterdam airport.
I said, "Hey look! Mr T."
He replied, "Yo, you fucking racist, calling me Mr T just because I'm black."
I said, "No, calling you Mr T 'cause, you ain't getting on no plane."
leevi1234 5 months ago
Poor Grandma
ulduarwolf 6 months ago
TSA= Trained Sexual Assaulters
welcome159ify 6 months ago 50
@welcome159ify
IRS = I Represent Satan
holidayhouse03 2 months ago 3
This is why I just drive to the US. Living on borders ftw
misa18amaneyt 7 months ago
lol wow
maialoves143you 7 months ago
Great, just look at this new bs they are making up now.
/watch?v=ZBbAmSVii9s
80085ize 7 months ago
Relevant now, since the sick 95 year old had to take off her diaper just to fly. Don't fly = they win. Fly = get groped or get radiation or both = they win. The controllers have been laughing either way. The solutions: If you fly, you need to b!tch and moan and gripe and threaten lawsuits the whole way through with the cell phone out recording ( what about your kids?). If you are choosing not to fly, Step it up and protest this sh@t. Call every politician possible and complain d@mn it!
BrianVeritasAequitas 8 months ago
Put the so called "first family" Obamas through this and see how they like it!
privetgreetings 8 months ago 2
130 people who voted down work for TSA
cpcoasternut 8 months ago 3
Terrorists
Searching
Americans
healthhavencom 8 months ago 9
........:(
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Dont you have Radar in the US? Germany is a totalitarian state totally controlling the whole population including the use of surveillance with openly installed radar systems. For pics see my homepage chapter Radar-->Radarantennen. And for hundreds of measurements all over Germany see Chapter Messungen-->Messungen der Überwachung mit Radar. Click the flags for translations.
My brother Markus Bott had been tortured by the german BND and was assassinated on 11.7.09 for running this homepage.
wwwtotalitaerde 8 months ago
I think that the TSA goons benefit from the protections afforded by largely confining their presence and operations to the insides of passenger airport terminals. Once they start exposing themselves outside, on the streets and highways, regularly, with the same levels of hubris and arrogance, the environment may well change for them...
jayhackworth 8 months ago 2
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This is terrible- Leave the TSA alone- NO one forces you to fly- if you don't want to go through security, drive, sail or walk...
Canichenoir 9 months ago
129 peoples grandmothers have been malested
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hahahaha quality! me and my friend did a song about my grandma aswell! please check it out it would be greatly appreciated! just click my channel and its there :D thanks alot!
SketchBeenter 9 months ago
There's nothing worse than a guy who doesn't know what he's doing in the bedroom, believe me…
Babeigurl82 9 months ago 3
Not funny.
TheEpicMusicChannel 9 months ago 2
EXTREMELY RETARDED SONG
KraljCarBog 9 months ago
"Who is worse? the slaves doing the pat downs? or the slaves submitting to pat downs?" HUH?? No one is forced to be a TSA agent! And don't give me any excuse about needing a "good paying job"...
Of course if most people refused to take airflights as well as shame/shun anyone working for TSA, the gov would have to quickly rethink this aspect to create/maintain fear program - terrorist behind every bush/tree since there would be few needed flights and few ppl wanting TSA jobs..
Gov = Force
KittyAntonikWakfer 9 months ago
Who is worse? the slaves doing the pat downs? or the slaves submitting to pat downs?
kellerbier2 9 months ago
Love the video, lol...except when I was patted down at the airport. As liberal as I thought I was, I learned different when I was patted down.
automatedgeek 10 months ago
When you get patted down, act like your overjoyed by the encounter in a sexually explicit manner. It wouldn't hurt to drop a viagra beforehand. Wouldn't you like to know if the groping attendant was gay or not?
TiMMYSQUibbLES 10 months ago
Support the TSA!
AChildMolester3 10 months ago
2:32 Then we will know that the terrorist have won ..... so true they win and we lose :( sad really
Sienna2008 10 months ago
i think we should flash mob airports and all at once stop point at the closest TSA agent and scream terrorist
wizard4204 10 months ago
@wizard4204 lol
tylerjames6699 9 months ago
What is next? A blowjob from tsa? LOL
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truehealthyproducts 11 months ago
The solution to TSA and their "Gate Rape" is simple. Put a .45 automatic in the magazine holder located on the back of every seat. Then have the pilot issue a statement that everyone on board is armed, and that any terrorists who want to hijack the plane will just have to take their chances.
ACRScout57 11 months ago 44
@ACRScout57 That would be much faster and cheaper. And no risc of the radiation harming anyone.
wwwtotalitaerde 8 months ago
@ACRScout57 Love this, but unfortunately, the Bill of Rights no longer exists and we do not have the right to bear arms. Down with the Establishment!
AprilRose866 2 months ago 3
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Last year my poor 72YO Mum was tricked into appearing in some online PORN. She had gone along to a meeting in an old warehouse advertised as a senior citizen’s social club (she gets a bit lonely since my Dad died).
Once inside, some slick young bastard deliberately confused her into having sex with him on camera. She only tearfully confessed this when a friend of mine showed me the footage on a website. We contacted Police & managed to get it taken down, but she’s hardly spoken since…
SuperTruth77 11 months ago
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This is the land of the free? Check out axiom-apparel.
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OOOBOOCH 11 months ago
What a great and hilarious song!! You definitely need to make more of these!!
I do like that they are trying to protect the passangers that get on the airplanes, but they have gone way too far in their protection!!
steelersfan7238 11 months ago
@steelersfan7238 EXCUSE ME - If I did that to anyone, I would be spending some quality time ---IN PRISON--- and be marked as a sex offender.
Also, have you ever seen them change gloves frequenly, my doctor changes gloves after every person he sees - and there are some not wearing clean underwear.
I dare them to check a baby's diaper just after that baby did a number 2. It's can also apply to some elderly people like a game of Russion Roulette, could take a dump and not knowing it.
kidfrombrooklyn66 7 months ago 2
124 people's grandmothers were molested at the airport
JCMotorsOfficial 11 months ago 5
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CRIMES against the US Constitution. We took care of George III, didn't we.
pkpapers 1 year ago
Terrorists
Searching
Americans
healthhavencom 1 year ago 3
its grandma
itsgrandma97 1 year ago
its grandma
itsgrandma97 1 year ago
thats nasty
MeBeChenree 1 year ago
I would recommend all women turn Muslim when flying and turn back when leaving the airport. Perception is reality.
rickster348 1 year ago
"In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet, and say make us your slaves but feed us"
seanpdineen 1 year ago
An 80's song is called to mind. One lyric stands out: "The enemy is at the gate, they're controlling it".
awarenessis 1 year ago
lol
9orangeninja 1 year ago
check this ad about tsa thing. hilarious!
youtube.com/watch?v=xpAXSOoGwco
Dbaser1969 1 year ago
LOL. Very good! Here's another headline from Homeland Security Newswire: "Canadians outraged: Veiled Muslim women not required to lift veil, prove ID at airports." Does TSA also conduct security pat downs of these Muslim women like the rest of us? Or are we next to exclude them from proper ID & pat downs?
hro1957 1 year ago 35
@hro1957 muslim weman have to do WHAT EVERY the man says... so if he says here woman wear this vest of tnt.. yes you are going to die for me there is no greater honor you a lowly woman dieing for the man.. then tsa waves her though becouse some muslem bitches about the rights of bhe burka
schoenbaum 7 months ago
@hro1957 bitch
dethman1241 6 months ago
LMFG LOL!! hooha!
braeanna15 1 year ago
This is hilarious!! You need to make more of these!
jtm2012sp 1 year ago 2
PLEASE see my channel to click on LINK to sign Petition to STOP TSA ILLEGAL SCREENING launched by Senator Mike Doherty -
also link to TSA TRUTH Doc plus full details of what to say to TSA agents to protect YOUR LEGAL Rights
BabyCanaryYelllin 1 year ago 2
Not On Our Watch!
oathkeepersDOTorg
findthetruthamerica 1 year ago
That´s why grandma´s should be allowed to carry a machine gun, - ALSO at the airport!!! How else can she protect herself?
Join the movement: "Machineguns for Grandma´s"!!!
tygesh 1 year ago
GOOGLE -& SIGN Senator MIKE DOHERTY online PETITION against TSA "STOP INVASIVE SEARCHES"
ILLEGAL Fed bank stole power over USA govt in 1913 - their plan?
Global enslavement via FEAR mongering 9/11 & ALL 'bombers' proved FAKES linked to Fed Bank
All presidents since 1913 = owned FAKES - or killed for speaking out
TSA is ILLEGAL, against Constitution. KNOW your rights , refuse searches. No matter what they say - it IS illegal. REFUSE 'slave training'
Be trapped at home- or PROTEST!
BabyCanaryYelllin 1 year ago
rofl i laughed the whole time
ferretmaster911 1 year ago
since the taxpayers ponied up nearly $2B for the new Indianapolis airport, shouldn't that make it ours, not theirs?
naeray1986 1 year ago
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Sara, U Have no clue, The Airlines are a privtey owned,Regulated to the C.R.F.s Part 121.The TSA is in voilation of Title 14 of the transportation regulations and search/ probable cause laws and rulings from the supreme court on Libertys on inter state commerce, So Its about a police state, The TSA fools have to date stopped zero attacks on aircraft, Wait for the cavity searches!
hillberg100 1 year ago
Sara, U Have no clue, The Airlines are a privtey owned,Regulated to the C.R.F.s Part 121.The TSA is in voilation of Title 14 of the transportation regulations and search/ probable cause laws and rulings from the supreme court on Libertys on inter state commerce, So Its about a police state, The TSA fools have to date stopped zero attacks on aircraft, Wait for the cavity searches!
hillberg100 1 year ago
Funny how the most advanced country in the world with the best and brightest minds at the TSA has had nine years to study the situation and they have only narrowed the focus of interest to BIPEDS! That still sounds like profiling to me.
dbldavey1 1 year ago
I LOVE RAY & HE'S A GOOD GUY...BUT THIS SONG IS TRULY BASED ON SOME MAJOR IGNORANCE OF THE REAL ISSUES & THE TRUE LEGAL SITUATION AT HAND. WHEN WE FLY IN 'THEIR PLANES', WE'RE ON 'THEIR PROPERTY'... SURE, WE HAVE THE GOVERNMENT TO SUPPOSEDLY HELP WITH THIS ISSUE..BUT JUST AS U HAVE TO SUBMIT TO PRIVATE MALLS' DIRECTIVES IF U WANNA SHOP THERE.. U CAN ALWAYS REFUSE THEIR RULES & JUST DRIVE OR TAKE A BUS TO WHERE U NEED TO GO... PERIOD.
SARAHMAX8 1 year ago
@SARAHMAX8 Agree with the don't grope don't fly. However, since the taxpayers just ponied up $2B for the Indianapolis airport, shouldn't that make it ours; not theirs?
naeray1986 1 year ago
@SARAHMAX8 What bus do you take to Hawaii?
DanTCerone 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia, government gropes YOU!
Mirani2 1 year ago 2
abcshopper
Yup. Some of us are starting to get it. When big money owns them all and screwing us all, left and right then they are playing devide and conquer.
George Soros annd Co on the "left"
Dick Army and Co on the "right
Like the old saying goes
Follow the money
From the left wing of the Campaign For Liberty
As an aside, check out my speech at the Fed in Minneapolis.. It is on you tube.
MrMichaelCavlan 1 year ago
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Airline Security Statistics:
$12B: TSA Security Cost
75-95%: Airport Screening Failure Rate against concealed weapons
50,000: Pilot Volunteers Refusing to Fly Armed Due to Program Problems
$700M/year: Cost to Protect 2% of flights with Air Marshals
$15 M/year: Cost to Protect 100% of flights with Armed Pilots
Stop TSA Tyranny… Arm Airline Pilots NOW!
yakyakyak69 1 year ago
@abcshopper When "Your Guy" was in office it washe who pushed through all the neccesary documents to let these crimes against citizens become a reality. Just like "Your Guy" was just leaving office as HIS financial mess affected the American Lower and middle class under the "New Guys" presidency.
kyuss50myt 1 year ago
@kyuss50myt Yup - my point exactly. Four words for you: Liberty-raping-Patriot-Act. I'm ashamed to say I voted for Bush the second time. Never again will I be fooled. Bush-Clinton-Bush and now ObamaBushClinton all in one. This cycle must stop.
abcshopper 1 year ago
O'h knw you didn't mess with grandma's prune juice...now that warrants a kick in the toodles!
gumdokim 1 year ago
Our security is terrible in this country. Europe, Russia and the Middle East have it together and no one complains in those airports. Stop the complaining and worrying about your liberties. Without our safety and security - there wouldn't be any liberties. If you don't like the US ...then move to another country with less freedoms , malls and iPhones
drummercubs 1 year ago
Funny
sscalise03 1 year ago