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  • That really brings my piss to a boil hahahaha

  • People that change lanes AS they put their turn signal on. I always thought that was strange.

  • You know what i hate when im driveing. Black Women because they are slow Women in general because MOST of them are oblivious to EVERYTHING and people who turn so damn slow like 2mph turn

  • My dad nd I both hav kick ass bass systems nd they sure piss preps off

  • chupa mi verga puto chino de mireda!!!!!!!

  • i know one thing for sure, i hate it the most right now when assholes just cut into your lane just to skid their tires and block you from going past them, in a work zone. and then goes into road rage, cusses you out, and then tries to be a smartass and tell the cops on you. the truth is, you are trying to go into the lane that is not closed, the asshole blocks you, cusses you out, and you decide to call highway patrol. then tell the cops. the bad news is, i was not even driving. what the fuck?

  • The sad part about the lameass sound-systems is that I think the people who have them think they're TEH AWSUM! Can you even hear anymore???

  • i hate when your going to gas station a fucking car pulls up and takes ur damn spot when you been waiting for like fucking 5mins

  • great vid man

  • wat u use to edit your vids

  • I understand the whole thing about not looking back when reversing,but some cars are built with sensors on the back.When you get too close to someone behind you,it makes a beeping sound.That way,you don't have to look backwards if you don't feel the need.

  • You know what pisses me off.  People that make video's WHILE driving.....

  • That's fucking dangerous (Takes hands off wheel)

  • Anyway, for the people that park close to me and block me in or hinder my entrance into my car, I have a bottle of brake fluid in the glove box for the lovely paint on their car.

  • on the highway I try to maintain a safe distance but assholes keep cutting into that area and I have to back off more.

    I've had people brake and slow down before they even turn on their turn signal.

    A while ago I had someone cut me off in a parking lot, I honked at the guy because I almost hit him and he got out of his truck and yelled at me.

    Seriously, wtf.

  • more oral diarrea from this guy.... please take your lithium

  • amazing :)

  • 6:52 LOL

  • Oh what like americans aren't any differnt? Alot of people here drive like shit and make me wonder wtf's wrong with them.

  • brake checking! my favorite fking move!

    also i dont think making vid + driving is very safe Mr! x3

  • You might want to not do the Brake check anymore. The last guy that almost wrecked me, by brake checking, I followed him to the pump, and slammed his face into his trunk.

    Not a good Idea.

  • 1. that called assult and you should be in jail

    2. dont fking tailgate and you wont get brakechecked or wreak ur car genius xP

  • I drive a Cadillac, the High beams are automatic. My sensor isnt the best, so the car in front kept thinking I was high flashing him. So he jammed his breaks.

    Yes, that is Assault, but not when nobody knows who you are, and you have a hidden window tag.

  • what quality person u are

    /sarcasm

  • That I am, my love

  • -__-

  • how about the wiggers and nihgers with bass boom box systems pounding and you stuckin traffic,,or even not even driving the shit shkes you and your HOUSE what happened to respect others, noise ordinences, and saftey ddduuugh

    ass holes

  • when someone tale gates u hit the brakes and scare the shit out of them

  • OOOOH YEES the tail gaters yees they piss me offf, UUUGGHHH...... i swear its like they wantto be up your ass and rape you,, i mean damn

  • u can tap ur brake to get to come off or shoot at them

  • Ok, like me, you need to stop driving. LOL

  • man i hate!!!!! when you see trucks with big ass spoilers on them it's so fucking retarded

  • one thing we have in common...i hate those ricers too......hahaha

  • I wonder how these guys even pass driveres-ED? SEriously, WHERE DID THEY LEARN TO DRIVE?!

  • yeah lol,, lots of folks are too stupid to havea freaking license or a car driving s should be a easier and more pleasurable experience,, now days its a chore

  • Ha ha maybe they don't have a license at all lol. Driving is not hard at all.

  • All of this was filmed on the way to....Taco Bell?

    haha. :) I like it.

  • yes sir!

  • i prefer riding my bike,can check out the ladies without worrying about head on COLLISION

  • ha i thought u said to pay attentention to wat ur doing..........taco bell lol

  • the problem is that live in Hawaii.

  • i hate it when u decide 2 run a red light & the person in front of u doesn't !!!!

  • ???

  • I don't agree to flip over people because they could have a gun and shoot your ass!! I have never had a car accident thank God. Have you????

  • What about a car that has a proper sound system with sound dampening to get riddle of clanking metal?

  • this video describes all the reasons why I don't drive

  • lol

    you sorta missed the point about sound systems. usually if there good they will rattle your car cause there strong. only way it wouldnt is if theres dynamat...

  • no its your mums Toyota she let him keep it after he fucked her...

  • @shrimpdog78 you ripped that off of role models, fucker

  • Great points Aron. Man... in Florida it fucking murder to get around town. We got slow idiots fast idiots, but not any happy medium. In the morning when my mother takes me and my sister to school people drive too damn slow. I mean most of them reall have no business to atend to so why can't they get the fuck off the road. Thanks Aron. Your great!! Sorry for my language by the way.

  • oh, and you remind me of the angry video game nerd. "what a shitload of fuck"

  • hehe, looks like you were just driving through your neighborhood while filming this. looks like mililani? or somewhere in like...ewa gentry?

  • millzville

  • those people with spoilers on thier cars are morons all it does is increse speed and drag NOT increase speed

  • no offense but isn't making a vid while your driving kinda messing up the point of this whole vid

  • not really since if you watch it carefully, he only looks at the camera for about a second before looking back at the road.

    and he does a clip for about a minute or less then stops.

    anyway interesting video. I'm not old enough to drive yet but thanks for the warning.

    Although since the UK is full of chavs, (wikipedia it if you don't know what this steriotypical group is), they always have those noisy exhausts and a crappy car that looks like its come of a modshop of GTA San Andreas, but crap

  • I want you to be my driving instructor

  • Tailgaters are going to be best bumper buddies when i get a car

  • y arent u a comedian u would be great at it

  • I wouldn't know where to start, so I just post my vids online :)

  • You must really hate driving!.

  • lol i just play bumper tag with tailgaters, they gotta pay for damages since its their fault

  • That is true

  • tailgating is easy to avoid, just dont fucking look in the mirrors. Also good advice on racing tactics. Don't look behind, just distract and mess with your concentration. I don't mind them tailgating me, I never look back or knew about it.

  • Good idea

  • I slightly agree but if you notice he never looks at the camera longer than 2 seconds...

    The rules of the road NEVER look at something for more than 2 seconds and check your mirrors every 5-15 seconds

  • you're a dumb fuck

  • I think you should carry a box of hammers in your car and throw them at people when they cut you off. That will get their heads out of their asses

  • why couldnt these people just wait 2 seconds and let me, the straight person to go through hahahahha lol ur right bro

  • Were you driving to Taco Bell or Pizza Hut when doing this? lol cause it look like it.

  • yes

  • my best friend is from Hawaii as well (808) Oahu is what she said! but seriously. Utahn drivers are the worst though. then californians are pretty bad. i was at a bus stop and i saw people either california stopping at stop signs or blowing them alltogether

  • calfifornia driver are vicious ..,but you have to drive well when you can and driver like shit when you need to/

  • Damn, calm down Tiger Woods. Also, get a haircut and stop saying fuck so fucking much. It's fucking annoying.

  • lol what the fuck you fuckin' idiot read the fuckin' title it is name "Random Rants - Driving RANT" for a fuckin' reason. He is RANT on people. Plus if you haven't watched any of his other videos he says fuck almost all the time.

    -=Asian Power=-

  • Wut kind of car do you drive cuz it looks ugly as fuck

  • It's a Nissan Sentra, but he loves it.

  • and wtf do you drive?

  • benz c230

  • you should post a vid of it..

  • OMG I agree with all of these. I drive every day and can relate to this.

  • lmao i think i counted like 60 fucks in that one lol nice yet all is true

  • my dad tailgates everyone lol

  • my dad too. it scares me too sometimes

  • And Mr 808 delivers another CSSUTHWA!

    Common Sense Smack Upside The Head With Authority.

    That's what they put a turn signal there for. I agree, USE IT.

    Obnoxious miscreants with mufflers that actually make the car louder. OR Stereos that will make them deaf before they reach 30.

    Those slow pokes, that was another point I am actually covering about obnoxious road workers. It gets me pissed when there's a slow worker, you can't pass, and they're exempt from tcikets: BULLFUCKINGSHIT!

  • aww come on those big sound systems are SICK!! and plus you don't really hear that clanging from inside the car.

  • 5:00 man i hope that is photoshop'ed

  • put your turn signal on fuckers

  • haha youre hilarious

  • haha nice video. Hopefully there's more

  • i too hate riceburneres

  • use some common sense and save lives, easy

  • ps: driving in Europe is like driving through an Asteroid field, it's constantly coming from all angles .... what .... a fucking deadly accident!

    In Germany there is no speed limit on highways on 2 lane roads at times .... left lane sneakers & tail trailers cause 90% of all deadly medium speed accidents (140 km h or 75 mph)

  • 5:00 - Holy shit! What accident did that picture come from?

  • idk, found it on Google.

  • Wow the shit you have to put up with while drivin. And I'm a new upcoming driver myself

  • There is just so much BS on the road!!!

  • don't you think your doing a bad job driving if your focusing on doin this stupid video? like at 1:50 yur bitching about ppl not using turn signals and like two seconds later you make a right without signaling. lol. hypocrite

  • idiot you dont have to turn on your light on depending on wich way your going. lol . dipshit

  • k i have problem with you first of all it's him i dislike so don't get pissed at me. and yes i know that you dont always need to signal, i do it myself. but then how does he have any right to bitch about it?

  • Yes he does acually . A rant is getting something off your chest or giving your opinion . If you can't see where any of those two reasons are implied , then you need to watch it again . Also how did I get pissed at you ?

  • ok but like i called him in my first comment he is a hypocrite. i dislike it when ppl dont signal but since i do it myself i don't talk about how much i hate those ppl. because i am one of them and so is he. so he has no right to call them "muther fuckers". and to clear things up i made a type-o in my last one. i have "no" problem... and i dont know if you were pissed it just seemed like a bitchyway to respond to my first original comment

  • One if you look at certain areas of the clip you are speaking of , you will see that he did make the turn the legal way . Two are disregarding my stament about what a rant is ?! Even if your a "hypocrit" wich is what you state he is . He could have made an honest MISTAKE ! You know those thing HUMANS do . Not onyl that its still a good rant non-the-less .

  • i never said it was a bad rant. that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with what im talking about

  • and at 3:25 till like 3:40 your hands are on the screen the whole time and you made 2 turns so clearly you dont "always" signal

  • Moron you can't even see me using the signal. But I always use it, it shows how little you know and how foolish you just made yourself look.

  • how foolish do you think you look when for example in the "12 fuck yous of youtube" you say you hate ppl put a vid of girls boobs as the picture and then it has nothing to do with that. well you kinda did the exact same thing you say you hate. all im saying is a lot of the things your ranting about you do yourself.

  • lol your the retard who got suckered in. And it worked didn't it? I did it to prove that it lures idiots like you in.

    I just proved my point, and completely negated your points useless.

  • if your saying "And it worked didn't it?" then your taking the same attitude those people have also. im not saying i didn't get suckered. im saying you are a hypocrite. you just dont seem to understand that.

  • I'm not a hypocrite I did it to prove my point. And I proved it well didn't I? Can't argue with that. Again you have no valid points in your argument.

  • im sorry but how did you prove it well? and btw you haven't made a single good point this whole argument. because your to busy bullshitting your way around the truth. whether you'll admit it or not, you do many of the things you rant about. thus making you a hypocrite. ok, your turn. bull shit away

  • Your a failure at life

  • oh wow that was a good one. how long were you waiting to use that GREAT line. oh bravo my friend, i am truly hurt. douchebag

  • lol so true about the spoilers

  • pause it a t 6:21 its so funny!!!!

  • aren't you copying the AVGN a little too much

  • Aren't you an AVGN Natzi.

  • What?! I can't make an objection?

  • You said everything i would say and more.

    Kool vid

  • WORD!

  • and i hate people who leave mindless retarded comments on videos when they know other people r just gonna get pissed at them.

    nice job man. love ur videos

  • freakin' love it!!!! first 5 seconds and you're already beeping! LOL!

  • Pedestrians can be idiots too. I remember that one noght when I was in the car with my mother, and she was crossing a green light. All of a sudden, out of the blue, some bitch with a baby carriage pops up on the crosswalk (the one that clearly had a big, red hand on the other side). We nearly ran over her and my mother was forced to slam the brakes really hard. I think it's more likely that she was extremely retarded than blind. She just walked past like it wasn't a crosswalk.

  • In fact, imagine if there was a whole row of cars behind us. If that were the case, I would have preferred to run over the baby carriage bitch, because it will only kill one and a half people, as opposed to the many who will be killed in the chain accident, and the horrible after-effects. That would definitely be a situation where someone has to die, just because of that one stupid bitch who crossed a red light and didn't look both ways.

  • Amen

  • 6:52, wonder what in hell he was thinking. oh and what was that taco bell u were pulling into hahaha. :P

  • yes

  • so here's a thought.... how about instead of contributing to the problem on the road by TALKING INTO A CAMERA.... you focus on your own driving.... i hope the next time i'm driving i do cut you off.... idiot

  • yes

  • Mking your a moron. He's focusing enough. Not everyone is that fuckign retarded to need to concentrate so fcking much on the road to drive 1 mile..

  • Really nice video for the idiots who can't drive car quite good or they're just 100% idiot. By the way i like the city, its beatiful, thats USA Right? I'm from Frinland (;

  • I like the vid..you made some good points. The funny thing is, most of the people commenting on this video (including myself) are guilty of the same shit.

  • You should add something for the morons that throw shit out of their car windows. My personal favorites are the damn smokers who flick the butts out of the window so it ends up perfectly either stuck in my grille or bouncing off of my car.

  • ROFL i live in hawaii too but.. ummm its kinda funny what if a big ass buss was tailgating you and you "breakcheck that mother fucker?" then ur gonna get ur ass gravity checked!! WOOT

  • damn you don't gotta break check THAT HARD lol

  • oh ya.. damn sucks being portagee.

  • Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream

  • Lol, This is great, I agree with everything you say, do you live in utah by any chance? haha, Oh, and I find it Hilarius that you are speaking of driver safety, and your Ranting while talking into a video camera While your driving, lol, No but really, you have a solid point, but it's very ironic.

  • No I live in hawaii

  • i'm a driver and i agree with everything you have said!

    allthough i do go through a yellow light but i drive at the speed limit, (unless it is safe to do otherwise) but here in the uk there are alot of drivers who don't seem to know what they're doing!?

    and spoilers do have a use, they create downforce so the back end of the car handles better, but this really can only be felt on a track. Also, i like tasteful spoilers that complement the cars shape.

  • BRAKE check that motherfucker hell yeah!! I swear so many people tailgate me I hate it . Back the fuck away from me or one day I really will brake check there asses!

  • saying cursed words doesnt make ur video funnier

  • You have great points... but it's ironic how you end a nine minute rant with "smile on the road" lol

  • What's wrong with a little speed!! comon you cant say you wouldnt drive fast in a porsh ?

  • I like fast cars, but I don't like recklessly driving others off the road.

  • you'll see in the next vid

  • dude i don't drive but when someone tailgates

    you purposesly and piss him off.

  • says he who has his hands off the wheel half the time. lol jk man nice video right on the ball.

  • I feel ya,it's a little worse being a 18-wheeler,sure even we have our own trucker a-holes but most of us try so hard each day being a bull in a china shop and not hit anything or get hit unless its a dock door and/or ramps.

  • regarding the part about driving too slow or too fast, the mentality goes like this: anyone who is driving faster than you is a maniac, and anyone driving slower than you is an idiot.

  • This is 100% EXACTLY HOW I feel everyday about driving. Aron hit the nail in the coffin with this one, I just pay all those fuckers back who bullshit on the road by playing loud VERY LOUD vulgar Rap Music they don't wanna hear. :-)

  • second hand rap

  • yeah man, there's hella retarded drivers on the road. I'm starting to think the DMV is just giving away or passing out Driver Licenses like peppermint candy.

    its getting to the point where.

    You go to the DMV.

    You Give them your name, number, address, etc.

    you take a test(s) that consist of only 2 questions...

    wait for an instructor

    prove to him that you can turn the damn car on.

    BAM....you got a Drivers License...ROFL!

  • Yay, new rant!

    Mebbie you should mount a machine gun on the hood of your car?

  • great idea

  • anyone who double parks is instantly a douche. Seriously, it annoys the hell out of me.

  • agreed

  • What was said at 2:10 about the braking.. partial is true, partial is the other driver not to ride on your ass....

    About tailgaiting @ 3:40 what was said about just slamming your brakes, to get him/her off your ass, wrong, he/she will be in your ass...

    Just my opinion..

    And where u were driving (cuz your tint is like, no tint) that places looks very,very familiar..

  • its in mililani

  • know wonder lol. i was like, hey, ive seen that

  • i gotta show my brother this video, hes a fuckin idiot when it comes to driving, half the time i have to make him get out then i have to drive home, hes already been in a accident and he started drivin august

  • i saw a smart car double parked a week ago, i felt like picking the fucker up and placing him in a dumpster.

  • hahaha a smart car omg. what is next a golf cart?

  • OMFG your are sooo funny dude u make such great videos and everything u say is sooo true

  • you are an idiot.......i just lost IQ points for watching this.....thanks a lot..im bleeding from the ears now...dumbass

  • And the number one rule, dont talk into a video camera while driving :D

  • great video. You should try driving in the Philippines, with the jeepney drivers, taxi drivers, all the traffic, corrupt police officers, and whatnot.

  • wow, but its almost like that everywhere!!

  • sweet... i got hit by a car cos this old guy didn't "see" me.. lol.. not full force... i hate when people on cell phones don't pay attention to the pedestrians.. and when a pedestrian crosses the road and gets honked at to "hurry up" or when they car has a red light and stops beyond the white line and most of the time are parked on the cross walk.

  • glad ur ok!

  • thankies! well.. it wasn't much of a hard hit... but it bumped me.. but yea i still hate it when drivers treat pedestrians like they don't exist.

  • I love speeding in my SUV while throwing cigarettes out the window and talking on the cell phone with my bass turned up.

  • hahaha....