Sh!t Swimmers Say

[Chaos10197]

amen to this.



[swimchick345]

omg the "STOP TOUCHING MY FEET!!" thing is MY LIFE

[Butterflier00]

as a swimmer in florida always say and here "Uhhh I hate tan lines!!!!!!!!!!"

and after going to the beach "is the circle still there...."

[elanarosina]

"I totally spaced out that entire time, what are we doing?"

[kandyluva]

yesyesyesyes. everythinggggg :D

[carmellipslover97]

this is 100% completely true . i said like half of this stuff today .

[crazy0girl0]

0:35 Soooo true!

[BritchesAndDimes]

The "I don't recognize him in clothes." It's so true. omg.

[pokemonninja808]

Thumbs up if you're on a swim team.

[icetouchxox]

LOL "i havent showered in like a week". yup.

[TheTrojanTiger]

Haha every day in practice its "Oh gosh! Oh gosh! I SWEAR that was on accident! I feel like I've violated you..." Haha at least it's only girls in my lane.

[smallblondechild99]

I always say, "count me?"

[smallblondechild99]

I've said everything in here...."i have a meet".... its becomming my catchphrase...

[AllieCantSing126]

But you forgot the famous "Oh, sorry, didn't recongize you. You just look different with clothes on"

[AllieCantSing126]

Lawl... I've said all of this.

[swimchick345]

the worst part is getting groped and/or groping someone unintentionally during backstroke...soooooooo awkward

[Butterflier00]

@swimchick345 I've been the person being groped...and I have to say...."Um that was my ass you grabbed." Then the guy is like....Oh sorry momo don't kill me...

[LouieUPS]

Showed this to my fellow teammates and they could not stop laughing

[JPage31251]

"i can't i have practice tomorrow" THAT"S THE STORY OF MY LIFE

[TheYellowbluesign]

I love how everyone is saying "one more week!" but for me its summer season fall/winter season and finally spring season with dryland........ hahaha never ending!! but we all love it

[chelsLOSER]

swim season never ends.....

[tensachan]

"My hair is frozen..." One of the benefits of living in a desert is never having to say that. On the down side... "Coach! Lightning just struck our pool!"

[StandUpfor1D]

I hate swimming.

[MrFunkymunkyman]

So true

[Thundaeagle]

Anyone have a spare pair of goggles?

[EndlesssWaltz]

OMG I CAN TOTALLY AGREE WITH 2:46 LOL

[AwesomePossum917]

Omg I love this!!!!! I'm a swimmer and all these things are exactly what happens!!!

[ecapsezinoloc]

man that brings me back, glad to see its so universal, regardless of where you swim

[Anonymousperson1213]

This is my favorite pool I've ever swam in!! Hilarious video!! MIZ!!

[swimchick2299]

coach coach coach coach! COACH!

[ch1do121]

The best one in there is the last one. "Hang on I gotta go pee.... Alright." Exactly what I do for "warmup."

[thesunsetwithyou]

Lol. "I wish I was diver!"

You guys may do more but you will never have as many bruises and pains as a diver. Haha.

[bparr001]

haha we always talked about this stuff too. only thing to add is "I haven't shaved in like...a month. I'm trying to see how long I can go."

[msreneeshea]

Oh my god!!!! I am a swimmer & im one of the best in the state, & EVERY THING u said or did is so true :) whenever someone asks me to hang out im either like "oh i have practice" or "sorry i have a meet that day" you guys were right on :)

[680waterpolo]

I think i said all of this today at practice ....:)

[FlyingJaguarKami5]

STORY OF MY LIFE.

[1722swimmer]

This video is awesome!! I say almost ALL of those things! You should totally make another one!!!

[MrConnerdom]

GOD i hate it when water gets your ear

[TapeofScotch]

I'm a male swimmer and I'm legitimately surprised at how much you guys sound like me haha.

[Butterflier00]

@TapeofScotch its shit swimmers say...not shit female swimmers says....

[megan10298]

I say this stuff like everyday.....

[TicTacToe2InARow]

Totally naked at 1:15.

[123imspanish]

"Don't touch my feet!" haha I hate it in practice when people touch my feet

[Cyberz9]

I'm a boy and I do this lol xD

[bigsister1695]

Coach. Coach! COACH!!!!

so true.

[JJcars0327]

A couple of days ago an official told me that he didn't recognize me with clothes on ... Awkward.

[GreekGirl391]

Omg!! I'm a pro swimmer (got regional times in all the events I've swan) and me and my friends totally say all of this!! Haha ;)

[JustTwoRidiculous]

Look at that sally save-up.. Haha my coach always says that when people go slow then go fast at the end. stupid savers.

[snazzziness]

Lol, it's so true

[tsgirl24]

Can't forget goggle marks and cap marks... Story of my life. One more week!

[TheTorrevolution]

"I'm only doing this for water polo"

[americanr10]

I love the fact the short corse season ends soon and then soon after you have long course... Yay

[americanr10]

Mmm can't forget how many have we done or what are we on? Or how many zone cuts do you have? Do have an extra pair of goggles? I love dry land!

[swim4bieber]

Everything I say everyday! Lol even when it's not practice but "I kicked someone who did I kick?" that is sooooo me! Haha one more quote  to add " Just pretend Justin Bieber is at the end waiting for you to win!" lol

[fishwish901]

I see lots of comments of 1 more week or 2 more weeks, well I have to go year round so it sucks!

[flygirl80013]

Hahahaha! I'm a swimmer and I heard at least half these things when I was on my hs swim team :D

[PoloChris14]

Love this, I'm a swimmer and my season is almost over!!!

[thatgamingfreak]

Im a guy swimmer and its obvious to me that the entire guys video would be "**** i hate this ****!" and "why the **** do we have to get up so early?"

[Persephone2828]

It's ridiculous of accurate this is. ONE MORE WEEK OF SWIMMING! I CAN MAKE IT!

[ksaytd]

Soooooo! And we know it!

[Mizzpunkrocker149]

hahahahha, all soo true :)

[shadysmile313]

Lol im a swimmer and this is all the stuff i say on a daily basis.(: GO SCY SEALS!!

[expressyourbeautyx]

this is so hilarious and truee(: except for the 'i hate swimming' part (;

[Loserillo]

It's all true... haha

[Thelemonleopard]

You forgot FOOD!

[Pseud0Link]

Aren't swimmers supposed to be thin? I don't get it when I see fat girls in the water.

[zoutiger15]

@Pseud0Link Female swimmers come in all shapes and sizes. A thin girl has no advantage whatsoever over a bigger girl and vise-versa.

[caitmary17]

@zoutiger15 preach it! i hate it when I go up for events and get dirty looks from thin girls in a heat before me.

[EndlesssWaltz]

@Pseud0Link There was this girl that our team faced last season. That girl placed first in the I.M. and the 500.

[pianosniperman369]

@Pseud0Link ASSHOLE

[Pseud0Link]

@pianosniperman369 And to the rest of you, you need to get over this. I already apologized to the uploader for what my stupid younger brother, that also has access to this account, posted. He doesn't anymore just fyi. Seriously need to stop with the comments, it's annoying.

[pianosniperman369]

@Pseud0Link Dude, all you had to say was STOP. Jeez man. Chill.....

[Pseud0Link]

@pianosniperman369 All I had to say was stop, to you, but since I've tried that with other people and it doesn't work, I figured I'd explain the situation.

[ffxdaxterfreak]

i can relate x) hahaha

[User123456767]

That sums up every practice and meet I've had in the last month

[lacey5327]

This is my life story. HA! Does this suit make my butt look big?? Haha and so.much.more. Haha

[laurenmackster]

I just have to fix my goggles...

[HeyyOly]

*bubbles surface*

who farted?

[lovetoswim51411]

"i didn't mean to touch you there, I swear!" thats me on every backstroke set.

[Fullmetal1890P]

I'm nipping XDD ahahahaha

[crushkeeper]

THIS COMPLETED MY LIFE.

[beautyeverywhere100]

This is great!!! haha wow! I say almost all of these things!

[lalakellycruz]

HAHAHAHAHAHA so true!! I love it! :D

[mheadley84]

I love this. Totally what I did during swimming.

[MissWhaeverr]

Breakfast after practice *__*

[JasmineNStarr]

I still say things like this and I no longer swim.

[bulletproof1901]

STOP TOUCHING MY FEET!

[areeves2012]

Haha that was great! Definitely can relate, I'm pretty sure I've said all of these at least 20 times!

[cupcaketalent11]

pretty much. and i hate suit dryers, they take foreeeever!

[holyshizzleitsconnor]

I swam at Mizzou over summer break. I tried out one of those cool suit dryer things, they're super sick! But great video, I can relate to all of that. (;

[HoustonTexas82]

Yeah MIZZOU!!!!

[chrisserrific]

Haha! I thought I wouldn't be able to relate, but it totally gave me flashbacks from high school swim. I loved it!

[babybrennacnb]

5 towels, 2 shirts, 2 sweatshirts, 1 set of sweats, 2 socks, 2 suits, 2 pairs of goggles, 2 caps, 1 parka, 1 iPod and 1 swim bag For 1 winter meet in Arizona.

[blooobearx3]

that's him? i didn't recognize him with clothes on!! LOOOOOOOOL

[styleswimchick]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA OMMMGGG THI IS ME!

[yourstruely75]

"*whistle*" "when are we leaving?" "how many more events?" "do you pee in the pool?" "i gotta pee" "what was my split?" "what was my time?" "did you see my wall?" "my underwaters suck." "i missed the wall" "the block is so slippery." "i added 3 seconds." "i dropped 3 seconds!" "do you have an inhaler i can borrow?" "can i borrow a cap?" "do you have an extra pair of goggles?" "what are you swimming?" "what am i swimming?" "what was your time?" "this suit is too loose!" "this suit is too tight!"

[manitsmatt]

stop touching my feet. true story

[TheBearHugs12]

eww. see? this is why i only swimm on vacation in the summer.

[KamarynIsThuper]

Hmm... Can you guys make a Sh!t Coaches Say?

[KamarynIsThuper]

"Nice suit! Where'd you get it?" "How many more events til you swim?" "Do you need a counter?" "Do you have an extra suit I can borrow?" "WHAT'S THE INTERVAL?!?" "Oh my gosh, she was totally leaving early, and she wouldn't get off my feet" "Sh*t! My heat/event is coming up!" "I said I didn't want to swim this event, Coach!" "I think I'm going to scratch and go eat instead"

[ch1do121]

@KamarynIsThuper "My goggles broke you got any extra?" "What was my splits?" "Omg I totally bombed my dives and flip turns." "My arms are dead!" "Lactic Acid." "I went so slow!" "I dropped/gained __ seconds." "Yay fins/flippers/whatever you call them!"

[GraemeCaldwellTV]

@KamarynIsThuper you forgot "I need a counter!" Who wants to count for me?"

[g8rsr4life]

Ughhhh and when u sweat you smell like chlorine!!! Oh and your freakin perfume always mixed with the chlorine and made this god awful scent

[g8rsr4life]

Hil freakin larious!!!! Brings me back to my swim years!!! Lmfao

[ckedwardss]

ahah i used to swim and 0:20 was too mucha hahahahahaha

[ericpilcher1]

So. True. My hair is always disgusting.

[baylaylee123]

this. is. so. true.

[phannahp123]

my makeup always runs it is so annoying and my hair smells so bad

[IvesLovesGaga]

My hair...oh my dear Lord my hair...it never smells like my conditionar...it's always chlorine...always... :/

[iheartswim143]

they forgot, "ON THE TOP" lol (:

[phannahp123]

lol that is so true

[fogielover]

Haha me and my swim team quote this all practice! Love it

[yeahbuddylove]

i kicked someone :D that my line...

[swimmer3690]

Hahaha swimcest. All too common.

[TooCoolJuul]

I loved...my nails didn't even last the first practice!!!

[StuckInTheMoment10]

I have said every single one of these......hahahaha

[findingn3mo13]

"OMG- that's him!??! i totally didn't recognize him with clothes on!!"

xD alll dayy, e'rry dayy.

[cperks1313]

My hair is disgusting!!

[LochteandPhelpsLover]

hahahahaah wait i love this!!!!!

[swim4life72]

Hahaha i soo agree one time we had to do 8 1650s! and then the freaking sprinters were lik doing 25s with buckets and theyre complaining and were lik shut up

[ThePineappleKiller]

"I wish I was a sprinter!"

SO TRUE. Being a distance swimmer sucks major ass.

[helentheswimstar]

I NEED ONE OF THOSE SWIMSUIT DRYER THINGS

[15hcw01]

Just when I thought my life couldn't get any better, I saw my club coach being an idiot at 2:20-2:26.

[lovebabyelle]

Omg me and my team watched this and everything you guys said was EVERYTHING we say hahaha sooo funny!

[GreyBoatStudios]

MU!!!! I officially love you!

[DipsSwimmer]

Those suit dryers take forever. And swim season? Over? Ha! When is it ever over?

[Ppinkk21]

"I kicked someone who did I kick?" LOL

[avrilidol]

coachcoachCOACHCOACHCOACH.

[SAbloop]

BEST LINE: Oh that's him?! I didn't recognize him with clothes on!

I say this all the time before I catch myself.. But thankfully, my fellow swimmers don't even think twice because they know exactly what I mean.

And I used to have swim lessons at that pool when I lived in Columbia!! Awesome dude. Awesome and VERY TRUE video. Love it.

[mkidkap123]

Why does every "Sh!t ____ says" have super bass by nicky minaj in it lol

[xNejiHMx]

LOL its funny 'cause it's so realistic ! hahahahaha great video :) i'm a swimmer too congrats on the video.

[IJPOOI]

oh the memories after 14 years of doing this, the list goes on and on

[UnhostedProductions]

2:50 .......so true

[Swimgirl1616]

so...when you coming out with a second one? :)

[gstswimoreo]

this is my life

[swishkiss97]

Hhahahahaahaha

[swimmerbob1]

lol I say these things EVERYDAY!!!!

[roastbeefisgood]

THIS is SOOO true. LOOOOL

"My arms are falling off!"

"The sun is frying my eyeholes"

"(At school) ...Does anyone smell chlorine?"

"OMG LOOK at my tan!"

[MacKenzieSwims]

accurate.

[Risatard1]

hahahhahahha. SOOOO TRUUEE!!!



[TheLiLaSh1174]

I say this everyday of my life.lol

[lolme54321]

So wold say almost all of that

[clarinetfanatic]

MIZZOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[littlemiss2in1]

ahhahahaahahaha, i am a swimmer in pennsylvania, and me and my team use these lines daily, ahahahaa

[MichelleBabyish]

"Aaarghh!!! My goggle strap has broken!" You guys did a great job with this video. All so true. I swim in the UK. You have described the last 5 years of my life in amazing detail. Thanks. I wouldn't change my swimming life for anything. Michelle.

[apatt16]

This totally reminds me of my swim team!

[revellmj118]

this totally makes me wish i still swam! all the complaining and bitching, but you fucking love it all. lol.  and being skinny was a pretty great perk too. lol.

[123lambofgod321]

Whoa, I saw that "eat my bubbles" girl at a meet one time

[avaprincess44]

This describes my life

[OwlsAndCupcakes13]

The scary thing is I probably say half these things in practice even night!

[taybabycakes14]

1:52....alllllll the time

[roxypronovost]

LOVE IT ! it's so true where ever you are in the world, in french or in english ! (actually i,m juste from québec canada ahaahah)

[MeganKLee13]

What's a taper?

[emilyeb96]

I have seriously said all of these this made my day!

[LizLaughandLove]

TAAAAAAAAPER!!!!! <3 best part of the season.

[tcassidy5150]

THIS IS SO TRUE!!!! HAHAHA

[Musicmeansall]

@0:19 :D :D :D

[xoxoswimmerxo77]

this is ridiculously accurate for what my life has been for the last 8 years

[infernakill]

you should see what guys say

[sprink2006]

I believe this video is my life in a nutshell.

[emilyrugburnable]

1:03 is my whole life. My coach sent me this video and it is AMAZING. You guys did a super great job.

[TheGreenified]

Frighteningly accurate.

Everything.

[oscardodger]

@TheGreenified i just posted those exact words as my status along with this video.... lol

[juliaisahippy]

This video = life.

[benimal815]

so at the beginning...is that an upside down 6 or a backwards 9...

[zoutiger15]

@benimal815 backwards nine lol. We did this on a mac bc none of the cameras we had worked. So...

[benimal815]

@zoutiger15 alright that makes a lot more sense now

[supman190]

*fuck

[supman190]

Ruck this is so true!

[skateskate624]

this. is. scary.

[plansforus]

8 years of competitive swim team teaches me that this is correct. Every word.

[LilyFlowerLover]

So I watched this and realized that this video is my entire life.

[Dr1v3UsT0Th3Harb0r]

Lol I have never seen a video more true