Jeff Dunham - Achmed The Dead Terrorist

[savannal0kaababy]

silence or I KILL YOU

[bizbert2000]

pfizer makes biological weapons of mass destruction

palos community hospital stick innocent civilians with needles with biological

warfare agents against their will, which give heart problems.

who wants some deadly geodon or whatever they really gave me

17089234000 no antidote

stick me with needle, after i tell u heart problems, and you mr nurse don't give a fuugk, donetingforabuck!! nurse jim n dr beresford are murderers dr tom to

FDA approved never tested on people with heart issues.

[mrsdeathklok]

those guys are one kick ass dude the are a cool n i like hw he say iam kill u intill u r died

[deadshinobe]

silence i kill u SILENCE i killl u

[Mz12ish]

oy u fkin dik ima bomba dissa shithead if he dnt stop dis fkin nonsense about muslim terrorists, he cnt even afford toothpick fkin dick, ima make an invention which makes call of duty guns come to life then shott him with every gun esepcially with the rpg! and it aynt fkin funny dickheads/

[RedPepaZA]

silence!

[Kerdex]

I KEEL YOU!

[leboneke]

haha,achmed !!

i kill you !

[jesusose]

jeff is the best...i kill you

[louiedewie101]

I KILL YOU

[crazyfoohy]

that was soooooooooooooooo funny

[gymmom99]

i love it

[Sofiathecool]

It should be longer for goodness sake! The right thing is 10:47!!!! NOT 3:50!!!!!

[Sofiathecool]

LOL.

[setox56]

K calm down

[Sofiathecool]

I don't see how I'm not calm. I'm just stating a point so that some of these morons will watch the whole thing, which is even funnier.

[consumedbypink]

or you both could just shut up.

youre boring the whole world =]

[fawlty69]

To call this allusion is a bit of a stretch. From a Black knight with an arm off to a terrorist with no flesh...Unless you know Jeff personally and he has stated this as a reference to Monty Python, I think you should just enjoy it as it is and accept it for what it is, as I do.

[pheonix727]

maybe it is sorta funny, but hell that is toooo stereotype,

[kwright0418]

Haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

[xxangelxschunardxx]

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!

[AaaBbbCcc00]

whos funnyer,jeff dunham,dave chapple,carlos mencia,or pablo fransico

[EkulShmer]

ur dad

[AaaBbbCcc00]

o.0 that was retarted

[EkulShmer]

like ur dad

[AaaBbbCcc00]

dude that was dumb,and let em guess your gona say like your dad,you know what dip s***, f*** off

[EkulShmer]

ur dad dada daddy pappi father and yes he is dumb

[AaaBbbCcc00]

thats nice to know,know tell me something I dont know you ficking retared

[EkulShmer]

umm u spelt NOW wrong and u told me to tell u something then just say im fucking retarted

well im not u r and not ur dad forget him

[AaaBbbCcc00]

i was not tring to spell NOW you fucking retared i was spelling know,like you "know" something,but i guess you dont.

[EkulShmer]

k u spelt NOW wrong then u told me to tell u something and ended just sayin im fucking retared well im not u are not ur dad anymore

[EkulShmer]

said it twice so u lil dumbshit would get it

but u probaly still dont

[scatrenolds]

Achmed is way funnier than they are!!!

[ReaphSharc]

favorited... laughing my ass off over here.

[babygirl9742]

funny as hell

[Jotaro3]

u know what that's like right?

[fawlty69]

Aside from the touch of plagerisim "Only a flesh wound" from Monty Pyton. This is a grat performance.

[Oakley4494]

that was what he was refrencing that from, its allusion

[EkulShmer]

ya its plagerism alright

i seriously doubt jeff was like oh ya i remeber that from a movie its a coincidence nothing more

[maxpappy]

Actually, the flesh wound joke preceeded Monty Python. Al Capp used to use the joke in his Little Abner comic strip in the 50's.... long before Python

[fawlty69]

Thank you for that information, I was not aware.

Cheers.

[NeonRazor4]

Silence! I kill you!! lol

[d0onc3e]

damn cool :D (rofl)

[abbly05]

Oh My God Jeff Durham, You are soooooooo Hilarious! Your AWSOME!!!

[jman613]

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