THAT scene from End of Evangelion

[sthfan007]

@sonofdark18 look watch the anime then this movie don't let this one scene scare you away from watching a good anime

[sokaroid]

Took him all of 30 seconds to whack off.

[sonofdark18]

what da fuck did i just look at?

THIS is the legendary Neon Genesis Evangelion anime ive heard so much about?

[wqsid]

They should have made this scene longer who cums that fast?

[ugamyrain]

@wqsid A little virgin who gets excited over his comrade in comatose... hahaha

[11910blackops]

Okay, I'm 12 and has been introduced into porn AND HENTAI yet I'm surprised still .

[forgotten823]

If they turned Evangelion into a porno movie, Asuka would have woken up and then Shinji would have said "so, I got started without you, hope you don't mind". She would have then said "show me how high your synch ratio is now, stud"

[Sh4d0wKat]

@forgotten823 She kinda does say that, saying she knew he mastrubated and telling him to do it again so she could watch.

[forgotten823]

I first saw this scene about 13 years ago and it still shocks the hell out of me. At first I remember thinking "is he doing what I think he's doing?" and then when they showed it in his hand, I was like "OH MY GOD!"

[Stimtastik]

those are tears right? or was he making a sandwich to surprise asuka when she woke up and spilled some mayo on his hand?

[RaptorRoll]

@Stimtastik I think he was making a gingerbread house with strudel frosting.

[Sh4d0wKat]

@Stimtastik Look at the comment just below yours for your answer.

[Ainzho]

wait, what's that on his hand

[Zero4ph]

@Ainzho

Mayonnaise

[Ainzho]

@Zero4ph where he get that mayonnaise, I don't get it. He gave her a handjob, or he masturbated himself, or what?

[Zero4ph]

@Ainzho

Nah I'm just kidding that's his semen so yea he did masturbate. ~~

[Zero4ph]

Shinji’s emotional side wants Asuka, or anyone, to make his decisions for him, but his rational mind recognizes, and is ashamed of this psychological weakness and fear of responsibility, which explains his disgust with himself. ~~

[Hunkyfish20]

hahahaha wtf. 

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

she is 14, CHRIS HANSEN

[cusco9900]

If you watch the whole scene it is not about how messed up or stupid he is. Its a scene showing Shinjis paychological maturity and human sexual desire overcoming civic and societal values. If you thought it was gross and nasty that was exactly what the scene was trying to get across and itd be misleading to point out the message of the scene as if it was your personal thoughts towards the scene. At the end of the scene he says something like "i cant believe what i just did" or along this sense

[Inhamep]

dat premature ejaculation

[Zero4ph]

Shinji - Asuka wake up! wake up!

Asuka - Bleh..

Shinji - oh look boobs....i could totally fap over her comatose body right now! but i got about 30 seconds until visiting hours are over.....(CHALLENGE ACCEPTED) ~~

[godofimagination]

Shinji, I am disappoint.

[KendrixTermina]

I don't know what's more disturbing, the scene itself or that some ppl are hating on him for not downright raping her. If anything, the fact that he didn't lay a hand on her was what qualified him as still redeemable.

[Zero4ph]

@KendrixTermina

I'm pretty sure it's "that some ppl are hating on him for not downright raping her"

[Sh4d0wKat]

@KendrixTermina He tries to throttle her at the very end for no reason other than his recent psychological meltdown, and the blank expressions both their faces while he was doing so deeply disturbed me. I don't see why NERV never hired a full team of therapists, 'cause Shinji's right.

[irishmanwithagun]

@Sh4d0wKat None of the Eva pilots get therapy because they have to be so psychologically traumatised that the only thing they can connect with is their mother's souls in order to synchronise with the Eva. Shinji's synch ratio is highest because he's the most fucked up.

[Zero4ph]

@irishmanwithagun

Not all Evas though Eva-00 got no mother's soul but instead Rei-1's soul also btw in Rebuild mother's soul seem doesn't matter anymore since Asuka piloted Eva-03 and Mari piloted Eva-02. ~~

[182kenshiro]

I saw this when I was 9 I did not no what was going on I thought that white shit on his hand was her blood or something and now...........................­..hahahahahahahahaha all I can say is grate timing shinji

[gorosaurus23]

HAHA  WOW!!!!

[nhy123123]

I'm so fcuked up.

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

He did that over ONE nipple, and pretty quickly, too...

What would he do with an entire naked female body?

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

@WrinryRockBellFMA

No, wait...

One and a half...

[KendrixTermina]

@WrinryRockBellFMA Let's be realistic. Comfronted with a proker naked chick who might actually the poor guy either wouldn't get it up or, judging by this, come too fast, our of nervouness/ fear to not be able to please her well enough, especially if the girl in question was Asuka who might just laught at him afterwards or say that Kaji is probably ten times bigger down there.

[KendrixTermina]

@KendrixTermina *who might actually be dissatified with the result

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

@KendrixTermina That... Sounds about right... Like... Really, really accurate.

[boomdoom5]

hes still a lil bitch we could have just fucked her

[jmantime]

( asuka wakes up )

asuka:oh.. oh hey shinji i see you came to visit me in the hospital.. (ಠ_ಠ).. what the fuck is that white shit on your hand shinji..

shinji: asuka it's ranch dressing i swear!!!

asuka:(ಠ_ಠ).. but why is your wee wee hanging out....oh my god shinji you sick fuck!!!

shinji:asuka please don't tell my friends!

asuka: NURSE!! NURSE!! I GET THIS SICK FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!!!

[MetalPatrick93]

@jmantime

You forgot to add Asuka saying "ANTA BAKA!"

[shadowfox1383]

@jmantime "ranch dressing" that's a good one. Why don't you just say it's Elmer's Glue!

[candyman567]

>Fucked her when she was unconscious

>Doesn't matter HAD SEX!

[0Letten0]

Rape, You are doing it wrong!

[Yuliynha]

That's just nasty...

[Bluedragon9151]

Giggity.



[RaptorRoll]

shinji's semen haunts me nightmares.

[roykoopa25]

eww who would masturbate to that ugly bitch?

[olaolapepsiman]

I think 3rd impact happened in his wee wee....

[LITTLEBOYSHOCKER]

The first time I watched this movie, I didn't understand it. Now that I'm seeing THIS scene again . . . WTF???

[Zero4ph]

I'm pretty sure everyone who has seen this movie knew what you meant by "That scene" :)

[joe117pwn]

Damn this scene was a scar...

[CGPig]

This is genious. Why? Because Anno is saying "Okay, look, you (the viewers) and I have specific roles in this movie, and since I can't explain with words how these roles are, I'll show you this scene as the introduction. See, this moment sets the tone for the rest of the picture, I'm Shinji, and you, dear viewers, are Asuka". So yeah, from this moment on, watching the movie feels just like Hideaki Anno masturbating over our comatose body.

[MeSezSo]

thats how you mourn for a hot girl that's unconscious... you fap with respect.

[sharklord]

Oooooh THAT scene

[MizzMeme2006]

You're right, Shinji. You are fucked up.

[AMVChronicles]

wow... just wow -__-

[JAYWALKERS3000]

and not a single video was flagged that day.....

no flagging >:(

[Zadamanim]

-has not seen this movie -pauses at boobies -faps -unpauses -wtf is wrong with u shinji

[littlemonster1984]

tbh, i found this hot and almost beautiful.

[Fuckjaredmilton]

what the fuck did i jut look up :O

[420bluntsmokerxXx]

Let's face it, we've all done this at some point.

[Zero4ph]

@420bluntsmokerxXx

you mean you've done this then you're "the lowest" too.

[420bluntsmokerxXx]

@Zero4ph

>not fapping over unconscious girls

>2011

[Zero4ph]

@420bluntsmokerxXx

I don't get it

[SkateboardJones]

@420bluntsmokerxXx

>420bluntsmokerxXx

Oh you.

Also, Evangelion sucked.

[420bluntsmokerxXx]

@SkateboardJones

Yeah, Eva was pretty shit. Thanks for clearing that up.

[Haruhi242]

It becomes even more disturbing when you realize that Shinji's breathing is also done by his voice actor (a woman).

[Ignore14]

JUST JERK OFF!

[panchito454]

me doy asco

[laykira]

fap fap fap

[6661Nickie]

I feel sorry for those people that don't understand this part of the movie.

[racker150]

@primohomme You do know that's classified as rape.

[primohomme]

@racker150

That's the point, which one is more pervy, raping an unconscious chick or just staring at her as if she was asleep and masturbate

[Zero4ph]

@primohomme

Now Shinji has more reason to say "I'm the Lowest"

[0Letten0]

@Zero4ph lowest? or just another normal guy

[Zero4ph]

@0Letten0

I don't think that's normal

[Lelouch799]

@primohomme yeah but if she woke up he would be convicted of rape, don't you think?

[chocolatekafei]

@primohomme LMFAO i said the same thing! xD

[flippyandflaky]

@primohomme Too late for that.

[illuminatioracle]

@primohomme yeah, but he's an annoying pussy. he didn't even touch her. he just blew a load to the sight of her tits. makes you feel good to be at an anime/comic convention when a good deal of full grown adults take a look at a character like that and say, 'now THERE'S a character I can get behind!'

[SauraElanthier]

@illuminatioracle Well, he IS just a kid still.

[illuminatioracle]

@SauraElanthier noooo. he can cum so he's not really a kid.

[SauraElanthier]

@illuminatioracle Oh come on, that's like saying that 12 year olds who learn how to masturbate are now adults.

[narrat0r12]

@primohomme ...NO, that's considered rape.

[gamma830]

@primohomme That would be rape :O

[Sh4d0wKat]

@primohomme Dude, she's 13.

[primohomme]

@Sh4d0wKat

You are right, 13 is way too old.

[Sh4d0wKat]

@primohomme OK...

[currantbun2166]

And somewhere, somehow, Kaworu kills a kitten.

[OpenInsanity]

Should have used her hand.

[xade76]

There are men. And then there are minute men. And then there are 28-second men.

Guess which one Shinji is!

[takahoo28]

Imagine if she woke up lol dats fucked, eh their in a hospital right: hey doctor brahda man need some help ova hea cuz he get some issues, he met Handy LOL!, /:D

[Xuanmen9]

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[turtle24uc]

Thats fucked up

[Zero4ph]

"THAT Scene"

*sees hospital in thumbnail*

Oh, that scene...

[SakuraJones1]

Lol when all else fails...XD

[princeofalbany]

LOL

[LACTM]

XTREME FAP FAP FAP

[sharpshooter33]

Holy Fucking Shit! What the hell!???

[eyeshild21fan]

Lol I'm scared 4 life

[XkriskrossX]

Shinjis pefectly sane.. doesnt everybody do that to reduce stress. It does create oxytocin and Endorphins.. those two make ya happy 4 sure.. sure it was a reallyyy bad time when ur sorta-girlfriend is in a coma, but hey if she had just admitted her love for him just for once and give the poor guy a picture he would've done it in the bathroom instead.

[Yamikaiba123]

@XkriskrossX I think the line between sane and f*cked up is very thin. I'm not exactly sure where that line is, so we must be on our guards.

[Melchior30K]

Love the name of this vid.

[chibichao]

Ok, seriously, who keeps flagging all these comments?

[Zero4ph]

@chibichao

lol yea comments with thumbs up got flagged as spam?

[MangaGirl071]

I'm so fucked up...

[bedbros]

For me, the strangest thing is that he used his right hand to masturbate.

[Zero4ph]

This is so Romantic :)

[0Letten0]

@spacebear97 i thought that was normal to all anime...

[Lordgout]

Thats not how you rape

[LeonieBruce]

That's just wrong. Hahaha, I laughed my ass off when I saw this scene :')

[dog1339]

at least they are rather well proportioned

[viakth8]

this ruins Evangelion for me -.-

[Yuna425]

"I'm so fucked up" ... much more "I'm the worst."

[newR4Zi3L]

@Yuna425 exactly...

[Janezk7]

@yourfaceisLOL cuz they troll

[Zero4ph]

If you watched the NGE series, you know you can monitor through all the cameras that are everywhere lmfao Shinji, your father is watching you fap.

[JamboloMebedir]

What people tend to forget with this scene is that Shinji has had a full on psychological break down. Not only has he had to face horrific violence at such a young age, but he's also been forced to kill the one person that he actually cares about.

This movie really depresses me.

[KhakiBlueSocks]

1:39 - The biggest understatement in the history of anime hands-down...so to speak.

[DanDood666]

Can't say I wouldn't do the same thing...... Just sayin'

[xXTheHeroicGamerXx]

Well at least I didn't saw THAT part when Shinji did you know what, I mean you can tell by his breathing.......uuuh what did I just said right now 0__0

[xXTheHeroicGamerXx]

@yourlocalcharli 0____0 uuuuuuuuuuuuuh You don't want to know kid......you don't want to know -___-.....

[warholbitch]

kimochi warui.

[west8991]

one minuite hes crying next hes faping WTF

[XxUnitedAsiansxX]

AHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHA

"I'm so fucked up..."

i LOLED soooo hard hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[ruthieeebishh]

That akward moment my mom walks in my room and saw a guy flapping to a comatosed girl...

[ruthieeebishh]

@IAMUNDEREIGHTEENYO

LOL! No(:

[itsvoogle]

ME: THAT one scene?? what scenee????....(fap fap) ohhhh yeeh THAT one sceneeeee xD

[mrxai658]

YOU JERK >_<

[Khafleim]

Shinji locked the door...sneaky bastard ;p

[slayferx7]

shinjiiii eres un perbertidooooooooooooooooooooo  q malooo q ascooooo

[tehtrooper56]

The mayonnaise is a lie.

[nikiwonoto]

this little scene somehow managed to...arouse me, turn me on...damn it.

[IAMUNDEREIGHTEENYO]

@nikiwonoto Tch.. you're not alone.

[Zero4ph]

@andyjay729

No

[MangaGirl071]

@andyjay729 what did he do with asuka's hand?

[PableteMccraken]

and the cumshot? XD

[StarfishFuuko]

Asuka would have ripped his face off if she woke up to that. x_x

[Latiasbrother]

Heh heh... oops.

[CascadeTheWarrior]

that was fucking disgusting I think I threw up in my mouth a little

[Mixonpl]

Shinji's not an ass man?

[game6285]

that was pretty fast as well

[Zero4ph]

"I'm the Lowest"

[thegambitking]

OMEDETOU SHINJI-KUN!

[xSxOxUxRxMxIxLxKxx]

.........thats not sour milk....And yes shinji you are CUMpletly fucked up......

[OmegaAnimech]

I turned the volume up and heard him breathing. gross

[fiduwarrior]

yes he did fap to the comatose body of asuka.