Ocarina of Time: (Xana's) Abridged Series ep 12

[SkittyInTheTree]

Link: Soo any way, I'm legal!

Nabouru: No.

Navi: MUFFINS! -(I added that)

[TheExperimentalHour]

The "most unnatractive" list gave me a laugh attack :D

[Thifer3520]

"Got any ideas? I have no blood going to my brain, (deleted audio) just scum going through my uterus!"

[twilightwindwaker]

There is an official timeline now so this is slightly outdated.

[TheDex46]

Xana, have we met? Cause Link is so similar to me, it's scary.

[digitalneonblue97]

Link: what are u gonna do, poke my eyes out with your pointy Nintendo 64 boobs?!

Twinrova: NO! Im gonna kick the skittles out of your candy ass!

Link: THEN BRING IT ON BITCH!!

XD ROFLOL

[mullent169]

Link should just say to Navi that Ganondorf plans on destroying all the muffins in the universe. That would make her more useful. She would be unstoppable. Remember what she did to Dark Link? XD

[IAmACocoonLCie]

Am I the only one who thinks the Kotake and Koume fusion lady sounds like Little Kuriboh's Mai Valentine?

[aaron75fy]

@IAmACocoonLCie yes, and you're the only one who is hard of hearing

[DaintyL5]

YOU ARE A COMEDIC GENIUS!!!

[GamerBro196]

Hyrule.

[GamerBro196]

it's funny that there is now an official timeline translated to english just google hryule historia

[funnylittlegirl12345]

07:35 My best bit aggghh

[Rosalinachick]

I'm going to kick the skittles out of your candy ass. FAVORITE QUOTE....Ok second most favorite... third most./. forth... ok it's one of.

[mummyofthetomb]

link is a what-ist?

[SonPan4life]

@mummyofthetomb Sadist...

[robinita46853]

*foreign voice* AHA its funny because Nintendo post official timeline! oh yes!

[Mewtwofangirl]

shad is a dumb poop face and smells like a butt XD

[PhoenixDuelist]

Fu-sion-HA! The most drawn out sequence in all of dragonball z.

[superlukey3]

How come Ruto wasn't included in that whole "You must be the... okay, the second... well, the third...etc?

[xanauzumaki]

@superlukey3 I might have considered throwing Ruto in there, but I didn't want Link punching me in the face again.

[john70jake]

@xanauzumaki lawlz!

[shinigaminafees]

@xanauzumaki He already did...in skyward sword before you were born :D

[Rosalinachick]

Old Witch Lady: They call me the rocking chair!

Link: AW CRUD! I'M COMEING GRANDMA!!!

Old Witch Lady: So, you think he's coming back?

Link:No!

[arrowriver]

There is a timeline. Its just not consistant.

[EssenceOfSouls]

I swear, Navi sound almost EXACTLY like my friend! (Don't worry, he's smarter. I just mean the whole voice thing.)

[nightstar1997]

Dude 2:51. Greatest. Scene. Ever.

[Chieftains187]

Only you could make the Twinrova sisters funny! Cant wait for mm! (Btw, plz make tatl like navi!)

[Joslyn3]

"dun dun dun du dun dun dun dun dunananananananana"

"Shut up"

"sorry"

"dunanana!"

"I SAID SHUT UP!"

"I JUST WANT TO BRING MUSIC INTO YOUR LIFE!"

[TheKairon999]

Oh god I'm scarred for life x.x

[ojcat2]

"ha ha, were young and poop is funny" :P like 5 seconds in

[legoman415]

Witch twin: how'd you like some old fashioned Grandma acton

Link: Grandma actiong my tight carcus! that's more like great great great geat great great (an hour later) great grandma action!

lol that'd be funny

[MultiGamemaster1]

Like I said before, Navi's a funny idiot.

[LadyOfBroadway333]

The rocking chair 0.0

[AnimeOtakuist]

Haha Navi doing the music when Link opened the chest XD

[milestone380]

lmfao to both of Navi's escape plans for Nabooru XD

[DementedChicken100]

I no longer feel safe around rocking chairs...

[1997haxor528971]

I think my favorite line from this one is: "Get the hell off my lawn you damn fairy!"

[AliceElizabeth2]

Alright you're passable. But keep in mind the bar is set really low.

[marlyonama]

Nice N64 joke! Pointy nintindo 64 boobs, everything was pointy back in the 90's!

[fatefire56]

Me+ erection= Dumbass

[gblackuser]

I'M NOT GOOD AT THINKING WITH AN ERECTION!

[knavethefish]

Hell really did just freeze over! I was just there after Navi had an idea and forgot she had one.

[thomasandfriends1000]

number 13!

[leongjunming]

So I shouldn't tell them that moving this fight to a more open space would maximise their tactical advantage in a combat situation? How did navi get smart enough to even advise link's enemies? o.0

[my123poop1234]

why do you hate joy link WHY????? what did it do to you not in cludeing ruin your life and hopes

[TheLena121]

........ ' so anyways i'm legal'

'no.'

[keyow2]

FUUUUUUUUSION, HAAAAAAGH! :P

[JoeFanatic01]

LOL what r u gonna do poke my eye out with ur pointy nintendo 64 boobs? XDDD

[loosetehbest]

IMO fan favorites

#1 - Zant

#2 - navi

#3 - link of course

#4 - who cares weve got our top 3 :D

[mrkrabs708]

OH GOD I THINK I JUST TURNED GAY

[SuperZombiepwn]

navi: wait naboorus in trouble

link:SON OF A BIT

link: do not kill navi she is a fan favorite

[MrDrFreakout]

if your dead i WILL commit suiside

[theaceman1000]

@MrDrFreakout killing yourself over someone dying that you dont even know?if your life is only about xana and his abridged series, then you need to think for a while about how stupid that is.

[MrDrFreakout]

@theaceman1000 he's my friend

[MoniquekinDell]

@theaceman1000

dude, it is called sarcasm. People say stuff, but they don't actually do it. It is like saying if I failed a Math test or something, "MY MOM IS GOING TO KILL ME!" Trust me, I've had those moments. Lots of people enjoy his videos, and we have all been waiting for a long time for episode 13. Some people are going to be sarcastic when we've had to wait for months on end!. Deal with it!

[theaceman1000]

@MoniquekinDell true.you have a pint.but it is hard to tell if someone is being sarcastic or not through text.

[MoniquekinDell]

@theaceman1000

- stairs blankly at comp screen, then slaps head - You're right. Sorry for going off like that. And just as I have my point, you have yours. You can't really tell what the person's emotions are through a comp screen text unless of course it is obvious, which is kind of rarely come to think of it.

[zeldafan900]

please tell me you're going to finish this

[TheAngriehFaic]

xana it has been a month since this upload. Wait, don't tell me.......your PC is ruined

[Aivilo246]

After this zelda maybe you should do wink waker or majors mask. *sigh* That would be awesome.

[4ncientGu150]

@Aivilo246 Majoras mask, tauberpa already has Windwaker covered, and these two are friends. Go check out tauberpas channel, hes pretty funny.

[ssj1zucin]

lol in the original series naburu actioly tried to get link to do what she said with the posibility of sex

[shsunukh]

@ssj1zucin Seriously? O_O

[ssj1zucin]

@shsunukh yes seriously

[shsunukh]

@ssj1zucin O_O, I hate the fact that I just played this games last summer and I didn't even notice it.

[nobletaco]

i think oot link should meet midna they both hate every one and luv to kill things

[goddessofthenigh]

omg i love ur videos

"oh god were the hell is mu pepper spray!" and i kinda dont like the joke about ganondorfs small penis he is my fav charactor in the series

navi:good by mister owl

owl:no *flies away XD

[KaelaBoo99]

Navi: wait, nabooro's in trouble?!

Link : son of a bit-! Rember what xana said do not kill Navi she is a fan favorite

Me: navi is my fav

[Roisin127]

"Personel facts"...?

Shad you secretive Jew :D

[evilpolarbear7]

STOP POISONING MY EMAIL WITH YOUR REPLIES!!!!

[Elementa96]

@ShadowKnight1121 Um...

[loosetehbest]

did anyone else get stared at awkwardly for bursting out laughing during the conversation between link and the old ladies (mainly the hip breaking sex part)

[Joslyn3]

itd be really cool if you could come out with then next episode sometime soon! :)

[aoifepower18]

@Goldenlink1001 Navi is the BEST character in the whole Zelda franchise!!!!!! How could you not like her????!!!! 0_O

[aoifepower18]

@xanaxumaki when are you going to make a new episode??

[shadowknight1121]

OH GOD I THINK I JUST TURNED GAY!

Made me laugh my ass off until the end of the episode! XD

[descendent6667]

wait, link likes to cut things, saria likes to cut things. they're both psychopaths... saria must be one BIG ASS PSYCHO BITCH... I don't think ganon is the ultimate evil... heck, link isn't scared of killing anything but saria... saria is surely ultimately evil...

(i mean that as in he doesn't like her, even though they have all those similarities, so she must be one ccrazy psychotic bitch)

[descendent6667]

wait, link likes to cut things, saria likes to cut things. they're both psychopaths... saria must be one BIG ASS PSYCHO BITCH... I don't think ganon is the ultimate evil... heck, link isn't scared of killing anything but saria... saria is surely ultimately evil...

[Masterofchaos9999]

Bo has a basment? And very old easter eggs. Scary.

[Lokkii64]

Rofl i applaud you on the vid xana very well done:-D

[Semightus]

PLZ PLZ PLZ it will be so great if you upload the next one tomorrow. (its my birthday tomorrow :D)

[Diablothechao]

I just know you have a hilarious story for episode 12. MM should be easy for you, plz do an MM abridged

[khlova123]

y doesnt link just take off the tights?

[TheAngriehFaic]

When is your last episode coming out....... Lol, COMING out, if anyone doesn't get, it's a peni$ joke

[descendent6667]

@TheAngriehFaic you'd have to spell it "cumming"

[Joslyn3]

I just want to leave Music into your life!! =P

[jeffreybortel6]

make a mm abridged and call tail navi

[Haboo65]

@benito334455

different owl.

[Haboo65]

cant wait for the finale!

[Yoshi317]

Navi: *sings music*

Link: Stop doing tht!

Navi: Y do u hate joy!?!

May gosh I loved tht ending XD

[Joslyn3]

i frinking love this Abriged series!!!! its just as good as Adamwestslapdogs!!!! :P

[ImmortalxXxMidna]

@Joslyn3 this is better then adamwestslapdog's, plus he doesnt do alot of updating anymore.

[khlova123]

talo:who the hell are you wisteling at

mayor bo: hey kids i brought some candy

talo:oh crap

[kirahime1231]

take your left leg and move it 3 inches to the right..........ok now what.....i dont know i thought that would do something..never mind sorry bout that!!

[idk2898]

@xanauzumaki

U should do wind waker or majoras mask

[idk2898]

@NachyoLulz5596

Ok then wats the official timeline

[NachyoLulz5596]

You know there actually IS an official timeline, right? And people don't say there is one, they say that their Zelda Timeline IS official.

[benito334455]

NO!!! When the owl said he wont see them again that means he wont abrige majoras mask

[TheCanadianSoda]

........So anyways im legal

[gblackuser]

@ImmortalxXxMidna SP34KZ ENG715H!

[ImmortalxXxMidna]

@gblackuser nevermiond i apologize for the typos

[shadowclock13]

Dude with the book looks like you.

[Masterofchaos9999]

wait a moment, nabooru's in trouble! lol

[goldenlink1001]

just kill navi at the fanel

[MoniquekinDell]

Xana, Ur videos ROCK!  Except, ow whenever i play TP, I am scared to go in Mayor Bo's house........ eh, small price to pay for such a great series! KEEP ROCKIN XANA! oh, and, when is the next one gonna come?

[bejuliaed]

yeah, you should totally do a majoras mask abridged! majoras mask is like my fave zelda game, and i luv ur abridged series..

[KaelaBoo99]

xana should do majoras mask

[WeaviletheGreat123]

Great job! I love how you portrayed Twinrova and the Iron Knuckle. xD

[BusterBeetleX]

"...and that's why we need to save Nabooru."

"Wait, Nabooru's in trouble?"

"SON OF A BIT...!! *sigh* Remember what Xana said. Do not kill Navi. She is a fan favorite."

Honest words to come by.

[yeoyo34]

hurry up with the last episod or what evere!!!!!

[Medusa7700Siren]

DO NOT KILL NAVI SHE IS A FAN FAVORITE....YES LINK YES SHE IS ^_^

NAVI AND ZANT ALL THE WAY FOR THIS SERIES!!:D

[Medusa7700Siren]

I JUST WANT TO BRING MUSIC INTO UR LIFE LOL BEST NAVI LINE!!^_^

OH THAT AND MUFFINS AND YES YES IT IS I LOVE NAVI IN THIS :D

[YummyCupcake66]

@shadowclock13 and naruto :D

[shadowclock13]

@YummyCupcake66 Eh, it has it's moments.

[shadowclock13]

Judging by your username, I'm guessing you like Code Lyoko.

[richiachu]

@shadowclock13 code lyoko was an AWESOME Show

[shadowclock13]

@richiachu Totally! :D

[turak2]

Is there gonna be a MM abridged?

[antonomyous]

Navi: Maybe she could life her arms and flap them up and down, shell lift out of the vortex, catch a wind current, and fly off majestically into the sunset.

Link: That is the dumbest sounding idea i've ever heard.

Navi: Yes. Yes it is :)

[shadowclock12]

Shad is my favorite character

[loosetehbest]

wait... why doesnt he just say ganon is going to destroy muffins and just let navi go destroy him

[xanauzumaki]

@loosetehbest Because Link likes to do the killings himself.

[loosetehbest]

@xanauzumaki :O how could i forget such a thing

[MoniquekinDell]

@xanauzumaki

Are you in the middle of making number 13? I cannot WAIT for it! I have been waiting for months! PLease continue this amazing series!

[kanchomerocks12]

@xanauzumaki oh.

[Madeline1999]

@loosetehbest So he can do his angry cutty thing.

[loosetehbest]

lol calling mayor bo ftw? and the i plan to do that later... XD

[aqualux13]

Who else would like to hear some of Navi's childhood story's in the next episode? I do!

[aqualux13]

Update already!

[Darman0430]

So whats he gonna do next? He's running out of Zelda games isnt he?

[wolflinkanddogfan]

Shouldn't Link's tights be ripped by now?

[JstGoinForIt]

Bye, Mr. Owl!

*Item find music...epic...*

[laniana9425]

"So hey, I'm legal." "No."

[antonomyous]

Xana i got a question. Are you gonna make an abridged of majoras mask? You should after this one. It would turn aout rly great! :)

[Marklmon1]

My favorite part:

Link: [Oh god, I want to do so many violent things to her..]

Naboru: [Oh god, where the hell's my pepper spray!?]

[Xkm1058x]

Navi should kill ganadorf with her obsesive fucking Hey hey hey hey hey

[TheGuardianOfHyrule]

not as funny,but great still.

[NeroXIII]

Funny episode!

[Nathan2469fromroblox]

I can't stop watching 2:25 for some reason.

[budzlightyear]

OH MY GOD I THINK I JUST TURNED GAY!

Best part, but I do have to say, this is probabaly your most boring episode.

[blahalb1234]

Link: Look Navi, your something that loosly resembles an intelligent life form, so this whole hylean apocolopes thing affects you as well as it does me. If we don't stop Ganondorf he'll obtain the power of the goddeses and destroy everything we know and love.

Navi: Gasp! but i love everything I know and love!

XD

[MonsterDragonKnight]

When is your next episode going to be out. By the way awsome series!

[TheCoverGirl96]

When I realised you'd updated, I nearly fell out of my chair in happiness.

[FasolatiWhitamen]

There is a timeline...there has to be....otherwise my life is meaningless....MEANINGLESS

[Jodabomb24]

WHY DO YOU HATE JOY?!

[0000000000a72]

Are you planing on doing another serie after this one?

[contendo64]

@Kibinhofofo ... no comment o.o

[MsTbeezySwagg]

what are u gunna do, poke my eyes out with your pointy nintendo 64 boobs? XD

[SLPikachu]

That was AMAZING! I laughed the whole time! And I totally agree about the zelda timeline line, by the way...

[rainmaker271]

Dude she is totally uglier then the bean dealer

[NeverKnelie]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

*splat*

................

"Oh my, it's cold down here."

LMFAO.

[Haboo65]

also this is the best one so far.

i had an idea maybe you could have made the final boss scene from the 3ds remake, but it seems unlikely seeing that the release is still a month away and the finale is around the corner... it would have been cool though. i think so anyway.

[Haboo65]

hm... is it me or has the gap between this and episode 11 seemed very short?

[megacatlover7]

IM GUNNA KICK THE SKITTLES OUT OF YOUR CANDY ASS!

[TheBoy7477]

Aaahhhhhhhh!!! I laughed too loud.... Great work, even if it is a little late.

[TrueHollowX13]

Amazing quality even though your computer crashed

...well done Xana

[SmashLiXs]

old people are funny

[dragonridernd6]

Nice DBZ reference!

[Khelsey22]

"Why do you hate joy!?"

Xana's right Link, Navi is a fan favourite.

[Zhadow003x]

"Why do Zelda fans try to find a time line when there clearly isn't"

[killersword2]

love it and navi

[theaceman1000]

anyone else notice that link never fights the bosses that don't have eyeballs?

[gogetyourverb]

@theaceman1000 he fought phantom ganon and he isn't an eyeball boss

[BluecharizardX]

how the heck is princess ruto not on that list?

[BusterBeetleX]

@BluecharizardX She's so low, she needs her own portion on the list.

[BluecharizardX]

how the heck is princess ruto not on that list

[Thorncraft1]

How Stupedious Can This Get It's Amazing XD Can't Wait For The Next

[coldspaghetti14]

Hey, are you going to make a majoras mask abridged? Cuz you could make it sooooo funny man! I have an abridged series in the works, though its not of Zelda, Hellsing actually, but I hope I can do it right like you do.

[azbayzia]

Kotake: We have something he doesn't have! What was it again?

Koume:....Osteoporosis?

Kotake: No, I mean that other thing.

Koume:....Osteoporosis?

XD

[idk2898]

This is so freaking funny one question wats a sadist