What Law School is Like (In Five Minutes)

[KeelerMediaGroup]

LOL Well done, I have to forward this to one of my profs

[ChronicMetamorphosis]

This video brought me out of my funk.

[CricketFuck]

It's OK, we're all that guy sometimes.

[SaikoSenpai]

I showed this to my roommate. She said "I can't," and walked out of the room.

[Mr101spb]

I'm from Australia and I'm a Law student. The best advice I can give to anyone interested and motivated to study law is to do it. Don't decide not to do it our of fear or intimidation.

[S0uRxCHAMPAGNE]

starbucks starbucks blah blah

[daesit]

wowthewayyoumadeitspedupwassoc­lever!

[kuchizusandeiru]

@daesit it's actually not sped up.

[SamuelRiv]

The spirit, not the letter, of this video applies to most grad schools. I am physics/linguistics major in physics grad, and Starbucks, Trader Joes, and Whole Foods didn't want to hire me either.

Also, generative phonology is hawt.

[pettypettywoodchuck2]

2:40 is gospel

[brooklynlulu]

Starbucks? LOL

[CommanderRoth]

Your voice is so damn annoying.

[CarbonbaCed]

@CommanderRoth

Negatron, you fucking Rock. Listen to the girl with the vlog on Law School...that is annoying soooo slow.

[Yayness130]

OMG. This is awesome and so very very accurate.

[raggledy]

Demetri Martin brought me here. This is... not what I wanted at all. No disrespect, though. Just really disappointed because I was expecting some witty oneliners and such.

[scdushane]

@raggledy I'm assuming you have no experience in law school because this was full of witty one liners that are directed at a very specific demographic. The § 2-207 line was among the best of them.

[raggledy]

@scdushane You are very correct. None at all. But you know what... I'll bet Demetri Martin would get all of those. He went to law school. So allow me to rephrase... I thought this was a Demetri Martin video. I apologize for the misunderstanding.

[scdushane]

@raggledy Your comment in that context makes more sense. And yes, Demetri Martin would probably get all the jokes. As a law student and a linguistics minor, I was laughing the whole way through.

[GohModley]

My baby brother boned this broad in the laundry room at some dude's party. Her ass sweat might still be dried up on that Kenmore dryer.

[ljgjfghflj]

Haha that was fucking brilliant.

[TheSanguineOne]

My gosh, I'm an underachiever, so you sound so crazy to me (but in an admirable way). I wish I could amount to an OCD overachiever like yourself. =/

[yourdaddy20192]

If you're going to law school right now, you're fucked. good luck competing with those jobless experienced lawyers. xD

[mochafudgetruffle]

@yourdaddy20192 It is not just the recession now.There has been a glut of attorneys for 30 years now. There simply aren't enough jobs to go around for all of them.

[yourdaddy20192]

@mochafudgetruffle what really? damn...I thought that recently happened. Holy shit 30 years? smh...law school is off the list for me then.

[mochafudgetruffle]

@yourdaddy20192 The only thing I can say is, go to law school if you want to open up your own practice, and try to find legal work. Or, if you can get accepted at one of the top ten law schools in the USA and graduate in the top ten percent of the class - then you'd have a decent chance of getting a job.

[iBeep2009]

If you are thinking of law you are just thinking of the MONEY you can screw out of the system, under the guise of being in a 'respectable profession'- whores the lot of them.

[MadameTourvel2012]

@iBeep2009 actually I want to do international law and help developing nations..so yea..I'm a whore

[ryanalldread]

Why did you speed the video up?

I'm just going to use myspeed and slow it down to human levels.

[AgnosDios]

"[E]xcept that by definition you're fucked." So true.

[BrotherDaniel1]

IiiA  Way to make me feel worse about my wednesday night drunk. Sheesh

[TheBodyDisposal]

Ok y is it worth it

[MrNolanryan11]

lay off the damn stimulants... seriously

[SuperDoctorprofessor]

I (iii) (a)

[allthenames1986]

I).B,A,

IV)A

II)A, B

pills

Note: Caffeine tablets: "no doze" is a money saver

[orangenassau]

I graduated from Hastings too.

[lotrhpfan]

hahah too true, too true

[rinnotation]

This is brilliant.