Top 5 Christmas Gifts

[zurechtweiser]

2:22 looks like a stun gun

[Fallen385]

so ur gay or no?

[HartzProductions]

@Fallen385 I'm dancing to Britney Spears, if you can't figure it out you must be retarded.

[TrueMetapon]

@HartzProductions I dance to Britney Spears and i'm not gay, i hope

[89SpeedyGonzalez]

I love Girls Aloud tooO!! you are fuckin awesome!! haha

[sHoRtY123aic]

Lol, This Guy Is Fhunny.! (:

[MsMathTutor]

WHOA, you were talking to johnee before he was on 5ag? awesome

[lmowbray]

oh my god you are my everything.

[tubeking1995]

pause at 1:14 and look at the playing card he has there! hahaha what a flamer!

[HartzProductions]

the whole video is gay, because I am gay you dumb fuck! you are such a closet-case homo.

[ancil415415]

@HartzProductions , epic win

[robert77ftw]

i love how he puts up 10 fingers when he says his "top 5 christmas gifts"

0:26

[cahal360]

he loves my british **** HAHAHAAHAHA

[cahal360]

hahahahahahalol

[frys2442]

britishnessness

[TheC00kChris]

Did u use the flip to record that? Please reply

[kimkeemy]

cool! I just bought the Flip Mino HD 2nd generation today as a wedding/christmas gift for my sister. So glad to see this(or at least the first version) on your top 5. Merry Christmas!

[TheToopias47]

you are so mutch fun!

[TableTopFreak]

ahh again lol... im such a looser but when i here ya say britney spears ... well it makes me smile lol

[TheCheeseFetish]

what is the song at 1:47 ?

[MissLizful]

day and night

[TheCheeseFetish]

by who? the only song i can find under that title is by kid cudi, and it doesnt match

[Pippster1]

kid cudi sings its...thats the club remix version hes playing here

[backbitting]

hello forest gump

[Samaria1Salazar]

you are so fun :)

[xooamandaxoo]

your so cute! :)

[nick2191993]

whered your friend get you the wallet? i like it is there anyway i could find it online or like at a certain store please reply! nice video man

[mbs1933]

queer

[F29Dfanatic5]

gay

[julieswahn]

Props to the Stacey Q song! You are a goofy guy and I am a fan of your funniness.

[hxcERNIEhxc]

whats ur myspace??

[xoxfonziexox]

LMAO.

"Momma Always Said Life Is Like A Youtube Video, Ya Never Know Whatcha Gonna Watch" XD

[crashhANDburn]

( :

[badlilmonkeh]

SKINS! woot, im addicted to the show :)

[bummercucumber]

Ahaha. I love the Forrest Gump impression.

[TheEmileAndLeaShow]

OMG I love you! you're so funny. ;]

[rouxbaby46]

hes clearly straight....=]

[sami8212]

are you gay?? lol

[HartzProductions]

I'm 100% straight ;-)

[sami8212]

then why did u tell the other guy u werent?and why are u one of the 5 awesome gays?

[itsDy1an]

wow....just wow....

[cheeseluvva]

^ What he/she said ^

[VanillaBearStyl3]

what is the song when you are drinking ribena?

[HartzProductions]

"two of hearts" by Stacy Q

[lolipopjake101101101]

is he gay?

[HartzProductions]

yes I am

[brotherman154]

That wallet is bloody sweet.

[LyricalLife]

I know it's been said but I don't think it can be said enough...awesome womanizer scene. Very sexy.

[JulioBandito]

i use to keep EVERYTHING in my pockets! in 8th grade I kid you not i had a whole algebra notebook that earned my an A in my pocket.. 80 pages or algebra and an algebra PROJECT! lol....BADASS right?.....I rule right?....Lol you know i do I don't need to ask :p

[Kawaiiawii]

WOW...um i want your bench.. lol...

[KaworuNagisa]

Waaaahhh... I love the womanizer-scene. very sexy ^_^

[heypumabait]

what song was playing during that ribena clip?

[CarsAllLinedUp]

the womanizer spoof was sooo hilarious. anywayz. subscribing<3

[duncansomerside]

i have that same onsie for when i played in a play.... we both look super cute in them ;)

[striveforwhatyouwant]

OMG i am totally subscribing now!

[Fanjaya858]

hhaa i love how u counted things that you~ bought yourself~ as christmas presents(:

[ihatesaintg]

Girls Aloud

!

[pheoboi]

I creamed my pants.

I really really creamed them.

That bench... You... So hot...

Creamed.

[UtiliQueer]

ive never wanted to be a piece of furniture so bad in my life. smokin

[withthepowerout]

Yesss, you're a Girls Aloud fan! I'm def gonna love you on 5AG :)

[0MusicShake0]

Lol your bench is awesome

[antoniosjourney]

OOOOHHHH MYYYY GAWD! I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE THAT YOU SAID YOU LOVE UK BIG BROTHER! I can't find anyone else who watches it. Do you not love Davina! isn't she the greatest! :-) And I totally miss Dermot on BBLB. I should like BBUS because I was semi-finalist on 2 of their season (1 & 3)...but I just think the US version sucks and I'm glad I wasn't chosen. Wel...maybe I'm just bitter. Ha Ha! But regardless, BBUK is 'da BOMB! Favorite line...Nikii saying, "Who is she!? Who is she?!" Ha Ha Ha!!!

[Bx92poet]

last thing i remember is yu were talking and then there was this hot guy dancin around in a onsie and then it went all hazy and he was half naked and laying on the luckiest bench on youtube! lolz luv the vid =)

[2lolmonsters]

That Forrest Gump reference made me pee myself.

[fetchmemyaxe]

You gotta love the bench! But yey another Girls Aloud fan! What are you doing in London?

[illZwhY]

LOL on the britneY pArody...and youR nerdY looK. becAreful not to scrAtch the acryLic surfAce, if not it mAy turN uglY overtiMe...

[daniel171720]

chubaka

[ericos]

OELALA! The 'Womanizer' part was HAWTTTT!!!

[eddusfledermaus]

aww, it's so awesome that you're into British stuff. I love Ribena, especially with warm water. Hot Ribena, best thing ever. Also: love the onesie.

[dearxjamie]

Definitely sell the other camera before you buy the HD one!  :)

[dancindude22]

i think i just fell in lvoe with you, haha !!!

[chellbie]

me too <3, your so good at making people smile!! So hot! you make everyone happy:) xxoxox

[bivroyg6]

OMG, that pug dog had a woodie!! OMG!! As for your red onsie, Holy sheeit is that a potato or are you trying out for xtube. OH yeah BTW, I totally want your.......bench! lolz, nice

[gililima]

Those are hot. You are hot.

[Art83Prz]

micheal you look so fierce!

[XxPinkxTinkxX007]

Can I have your flip instead of you throwing it out?

XD

Yay for more vlogs!

[learnt0f1y]

That's a unique bench. What was it used for before you bought it?

[goodamericans]

ooh I think you sold me on onesies and clear benches. yes. both. and I do love britney.

[artefight]

i love that bench !!!

[400thlou]

Yes,Yes i wan't your bench lol

Loved this vid, made me laugh! (:

[skatmatt]

Girls Aloud OWN.

[matty0604]

so teada, black and i were drivin' around today...talkin' about you... we miss you.

hah. nice bench. you are a mess...hah.

come visit.

[HartzProductions]

:-( i miss you guys so much!

[dontlabelme11]

Heyy..

I'm British.

That's pretty cool that you like that kind of stuff..

Are you gay? (I'm not homophobic. I was just wondering, and if your not I wasn't saying that you seemed it I was just wondering)

Lolz i love it when you do the britney spears thing from Womanizer ;)

[HartzProductions]

haha, yes. i'm gay.

[nickbrown2k2]

vlogs are good for you! haha. nice bench.

[katmoross]

Wow..nice body

[michske86]

I would love to explore that bench with you.

Inappropriate much? Then don't be as hot doll.

The shirt was my fav though :p

[HartzProductions]

i little inappropriate, haha :-)

[144md]

oh my god. THe...the bench britney. W O W

is all I can say. love your body. hot hot.

[Ssource6]

When you're throwing away your flip for the HD one, feel free to throw it to me. Also, hot bench! I'm jealous.

[myfaceissquiggles]

I never thought I'd say it, but I actually prefer getting fewer presents at Christmas then getting a bunch of stuff. It's less overwhelming! Glad you got what you wanted :P

New Year's Resolutions?

[p1nkpanth3r]

Yes! You should do a new years res. video :)

[HartzProductions]

i might do that.... we'll see :-)

[Yessija]

yeeeey for Johnee

[kateyotcha]

HAHAHAH LOVED THIS HAHAH can't believe you got a onesie btw

and i gasped when that usb thing popped out that camera. god this vid was so full of surprises 5*

[AECSRQ]

yes yes yes mikey! :)

[jabazzy]

EPIC presents!!!!!!!

horny pug! LOL

Girls aloud LOVE

I can't wait to see you in HD ;)

& why are you so sexy?!??!?! goodness me

[UncleBym]

Red suit and Bench-shot! Woot! ;)

[zeeartfuldodger]

OMG I love my Flip! but i'm mad because my version isn't tripod ready. :(

[skyecat3905]

omg so cute! loves ya

[vanness5]

Cool gifts! When u said furniture I instantly flashed to a vision of the worlds heaviest armoire... hahaha

[Hananita88]

Love love love ur vids :D!!

[friesian86]

This video was way to cute!! And overly steamy at the end!! LOL.

Stay Gorgeous, Jesse *_*

[caithead]

You can make an ordinary bench into a roleplaying toy. I love it. :)

[KeeperStillWater]

Cut onesy, you look sexy in red. loved the bench shot. And yes we want more vlogs.

[kaysea81]

we just want more of you!

and R'place is lame.

NY bars are a million times better.

[HartzProductions]

then come here!

[johneepixels7]

Michael! You're so cute!!! I'm so glad you're doing more vlogs!

Did the pug dog have a pink penis?! lol. And that british wallet is sooo cool! I want it!

Don't throw that cam out! You should totally sell it on ebay!

YES! And Michael half naked once again! How we've missed that lots!!! :D

[TnDon]

Your flirting with Korey is sooo cute. He has a BF you know. Might be a big burly BF....beat the crap outta you. hehe We don't know cuz he (Mike the BF) is a mystery person...Korey won't show pix.

Love you vids, love that jump suit, but most of all, love the guy in the jumpsuit. Your semi naked bod always turns me on. Stay cute!

[TnDon]

PS You a man of leisure now? Seem to have a lot of time.

[friesian86]

I love your comments Don!

[HartzProductions]

i know more then you think ;-)

[yescandles]

Always good to see you. I miss ya when you are away.

[iamakinkychicken]

Okay, I love that you got a wallet -- you def. need one! ANd now we are twinsies with the mino -- and I am sad too cuz I got mine right before the HD came out!

I will come to NY, and I want to cuddle with you in your onesie AND Chelbie!!!!

xoxo

[HartzProductions]

cuddle party!

[Reisce]

Girls Aloud are ok. I love the Sugababes!

P.S. THE UK RULES!!!

[missbananacheeks]

oh how I heart you. :)

[johnvlogs]

When my family lived in Hong Kong (a former British colony) we'd drink Ribena all the time! Have you ever tried drinking it straight from the bottle?

[HartzProductions]

omg, haha. straight from the bottle, that's nuts :-)

[woforce]

CUTEST SHIRT EVER

sexy man in the red onezie? haha

loving that flip cam too

[Oblivimark]

this was a lot of fun! awesome job :D

[sfcalvinaz]

I can't believe that you didn't know we wanted more vlogs from you! Cool gifts! I love the wallet! I hate the tiny American wallets. ANd my favorite British thing is Ahmad Tea's "English Tea No. 1". Google it! Buy it! It is sublime tea! It will go perfect for these cold winter nights!

Hugz!

Calvin

[HartzProductions]

i'll have to try it!

[davidm1969]

O... MY... GAWD! Yes - the Forest Gump was too cute but, then what followed, just, well... ummm ... thanks Michael. That's one of my top 5 Christmas gifts ;) People [like me] started watching you because of your charming personality. This is your strong-suit. We like you talking. The interview with that crazy lady wasn't such a winner because YOU should be the star. OK? Happy New Year!

[HartzProductions]

thanks for the feedback! :-)

[LetsSambaNayy]

love that wallet ! your one of my new favorite youtubers ! keep vlogging !

[HartzProductions]

aw, you're too kind

[marcs501tim]

U r too funny!!! I love seeing u... YES this is what we want! U r so right...U Never know what u gonna watch!!!...lmao... Happy New Year and its great to see u again!... Love&SMiles Tim

[ralphfv]

we love your video (stephen and ralph)

stephen: yay! for britney.

ralph: yay! for girls aloud! and chelbie <3

muah!

[HartzProductions]

muah back at yeah!

[kanookle]

The face at the end of the 3 second mark was priceless.

[here2stayfrom06]

Loved it, your awesome

[DoubleDareLike]

You just keep getting better and better. Love the bench.

[watchdog2007]

but britney wasnt wearing anything on the womanizer vid...

ikea furniture? that bench is hecka cool

thanks for the vid Michael ur the best!

[HartzProductions]

def. not ikea. that bench is rare and really expensive

[rainbowvt158]

OMG DAY 'N NIGHT

can you say biggg club song in Miami? yes you can

thank The Beaches for that one ;]

[chadchavez]

dont throw it away give it to me lol

[Dracofav]

Yay! A talkie video :) The bench is tre chic :)

[tabernaclia]

hahahaha, awesome!

[minson22]

i loved the bench ;)

[TnDon]

It was what was reclinging on the bench that got my juices rolling...hehe

[HartzProductions]

oh geez

[SnowboardingLaura123]

yay i love talkie videos<33

the end with the bench very funny =]]

[MasOvaltinePls]

I want your bench >;o

I'll trade you for my Mino HD

[HartzProductions]

if you have a filpHD you should make more videos! :-)

[MasOvaltinePls]

I use it for videos that can't be posted on YT.

Haha.. that was a bad joke..

But we'll see.. I'm still trying to figure how iMovie 08 works

[kuhniel]

good call on all things British, though I'm a lil more partial to the Sugababes. I almost purchased this giant jug (something like 5L) of Ribena concentrate to bring back with me but I figured that was a bit excessive...yum, blackcurrants!

[HartzProductions]

love that stuff!

[mikenguyen84]

the intro was enough for me to fall in love with the entire vlog. glad to see you back. we sure did miss you michaelllll! :)

[HartzProductions]

aw, miss you too haha

[mickmusing]

Hey, YOU. This video had many things going for it.

[Shayachern726]

Totally sweet Xmas haul.

Great to see you again...always making me smile! :)

[atruecharacter]

omg i love you lol let me know about your blogtv shows ill def come. <33

[Joshallenisme]

NO FLIPPING WAY!! red jumper/onesie so jelous!!

ROFL @ the womanizer/sona/hot/bench

Btw how do you stay so FIT!

[HartzProductions]

i try to run for an hour 3 times a week. i do crunches and push ups too

[Joshallenisme]

ok kool... I will try that..

[ndevelopment]

I luv your taste in music... would be fun to know what your listening to on your playlist these days. Im into the likes of Ida Corr - Let me think about it.  :) If its not too much trouble email me here on Youtube with the info! Happy New Year!

[HartzProductions]

i was thinking about doing a video about the music i like... we'll see :-)

[greyk2]

that onesie is tmth! I tried replying to your text today but my phone was being jank! I hardly think I'm the nicest boy ever...but thanks! :)

[Justified248]

You should totally give your Flipcam to one of your subscribers after you get the HD version ;) *cough* Me!

[HartzProductions]

you're coughing, are you sick? :-)

[Jagamp]

Love the Bench, it looked even better with you on it LOL :)

[waynooooo]

Omg, I wouldn't mind that wallet, its awesome! & argh - LOVE Girls Aloud!

[Daniel2Beck]

the beginning of your video reminds me of my current one ;)

In German pog is called Mops and the plural is Möpse and Möpse is just another word for boobs =D The shirt is really cute btw...

German Big Brother sucks!

I totally want your bench...

Did I comment everything now? =P

[HartzProductions]

i think you covered everything, haha

[Daniel2Beck]

yeah...what a god comment, right ;)