Black Dynamite - Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene

[alecg99]

Did you see what I saw?

[realblublu]

I don't even ....... what??

[MrRolyat98]

Omg I must see this movie... Thank you Sony for putting this commercial on the Zombieland blu ray

[69Kambash64]

you could have shortened several other things to make it fit.

[mrwhatever213]

@69Kambash64 Stop whining dam.

[69Kambash64]

@mrwhatever213 That is not whining. That was stating how he could have fixed something.

~THIS IS WHIIIIIINIIIING!~

[mentallo69]

785 BC!!!

[ps8hand]

lol...so funny

[truckdrivah]

Utterly brilliant scene.

[insaoirshable]

he is one smooth mutha!

[PandaBoo92]

is it wrong that when black dynamite asked the first question 'what melts in your mouth?' i thought of a dick? XD aaah godd ahhahaha if i were there i couldve save alll that trouble hehe

[MrLoadingscreen]

This shit gets funnier every time I watch it.

[nuclearblast91]

hl3 arg in a nuthsell

[BigChris2777]

one of the most funnies scenes ever

[tobascodagama]

Best scene in a movie full of awesome scenes.

[divinedvon]

Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you what WOOOOOOOOOO

[Kindkiller43]

... tvtropes... troll logic

[EricTheMultipleMan]

He could have just started at "Whats the slogan of..."

[burakus12]

@EricTheMultipleMan

well he could just leave out the whole explanation and save time but that wouldn't be funny

[JeRzEY6495]

the fuck? what type of ignant ass niggadry is this? where the fuck did these niggas get this type of fucked up ass logic?

[MadPutz]

@JeRzEY6495 It's a joke

[AtticWarrior1994]

Micheal Jai White is the freakin' MAN.

[TommyGunDeAngelo]

6 people have little richards...LOLOL!!!

[deehmon]

i love how the writing changes on the board behind him!

[Shibbi11]

The longest snake in the world is actually the reticulated python! BOOM! I just destroyed your whole chain of insane logic!

[EatMangos]

@Shibbi11 Too bad they said 'biggest' and not longest! Anacondas are the most massive snake, brah!

[Shibbi11]

@EatMangos We're going into technicalities now? Really?

[MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

@Shibbi11 He said biggest snake in the world, not longest. While the reticulated python is longer the anaconda weighs more, therefore the insane logic is still valid.

[alphakellen]

Why does Bullhorn have to tilt his head before he starts talking? haha

[thevillageyid]

Tommy Davidson is my favorite black man ever.

[Lord0Drizzle]

I think the entire movie was written around this scene.

[JoyBus47]

@Lord0Drizzle God, I hope so...

[diablo2v2]

you know whats crazy BD? its the service around this muthafucka BITCH DO YOU SEE US!?

[DragonSpikeXIII]

these educated niggas sure paid attention to that Hercules cartoon

[Goldendriger]

@DragonSpikeXIII In the 70's? sure

[DragonSpikeXIII]

@Goldendriger Fo sho' bro, the original Mighty Hercules 70's cartoon, look it up haha xD

[Goldendriger]

@DragonSpikeXIII Ah shiiiiiit bro, i didnt know about that sucker =O

[KendrydMorral]

Now thats how you solve a conspiracy!

[Anynom]

What was Michael Jai White smoking when he thought this entire conversation up?

[MistaGrieves]

This movie got so fucking snubbed at the oscars

[SirJamzalots]

Its a symbol the medical field uses to this day! "I've seen it"

[SirJamzalots]

M&M! .... EXACTLY! but not in yo hands!

[brenonion]

shit my pants laughing EVERY FUCKING TIME

[Spadehyena]

@samanjeddi Cause that's what conspiracy theorists do all the time - drop letters, add some, etc.

[thesixpwr2]

4 henchmen of the fiendish Dr. Woo do not like this video

[TheLoLgen]

Reminds me of Cartman

[J0EFIZZAL]

It's like national treasure all over again.

[DSNesmith]

That's a good ass conspiracy theory...

[TehZorzGuy]

When I first heard the thing about the m&m candies I thought "oh, i see. the villians hid drugs in candies that the orphans ate..." (they continue to talk)

boy was i wrong.

[berretaboy357]

Intertwinin all round that bitch.

[Assassin7G3]

Melt-> Waffles->Melt->M&Ms-> MARS candy Comp.-> Mars (Roman God of War)-> Aries the Greek God -> MARS-S And reverse RAM-> Zodiac Sym. for Aries.-> Athena -> Athens-> Greek Capital-> to creation of the Zodiac system in 785 BC-> 785 area code of Tocipa Kansas-> Code Kansas-> sasnkeedoc (Snakedoc)-> Greek Demi-god of Medicine Asclepius and his staff Caduces->to Greco-Roman Legends, of Apollo slaying a giant ass snake->Anaconda-> Anaconda Malt liquor-> Little Richard= Small Penis.

[TheIr0nMike]

@Assassin7G3 It makes a lot more sense when you see it written out.

[megaman5125]

@Assassin7G3 idk, i got = a headache..

[Nameless164]

@Assassin7G3 I might aswell not watch it now. Thanks.

[69Kambash64]

@Assassin7G3 You forgot the WOOOOOOOO!

[Assassin7G3]

@69Kambash64 it wouldn't fit DX<

[chaoswolf13]

Who else was brought here from Tvtropes?

[EVApilotNorbert]

@chaoswolf13 Which Trope?

[chaoswolf13]

@EVApilotNorbert Bat Deduction



[orgixvi3]

Batman would be jealous of these niggas!

[Puppana]

these fellars know way too much,specially the grandma

[iwantjackels2]

nigga just nigga

[petrovik]

lmfao

[DAREALGUMMY805]

At DELPHI!

[MyJunior1975]

In the real world, Mountain Dew is known to cause little dicks...or so the urban legend goes, LMAO!!!!

[yourSECRETspammer]

@MyJunior1975 Actually, Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count... Dick size isn't affected...

[MyJunior1975]

@yourSECRETspammer LOL!! Damn!!!!

[orgixvi3]

@yourSECRETspammer I need more Mountain Dew

[UnstoppableJae]

they were very well educated on a wide variety of seemingly trivial things...hilarious

[timonium694]

@UnstoppableJae You have to be when working with Black Dynamite to clean up the streets

[UnstoppableJae]

@timonium694 yes..apparently so..i dont think i know enough about greek.roman mythology..sad really

[marzykjones]

brilliance

[abcsmoshed]

it takes them more thought to spell mars backwards without an S than ut does for any other question lol

[FakeFlourescentSkies]

LOGIC!!!

[131rns]

the next time john stewart wants to make fun of glen beck, he should just play this clip.

[Eliotzo]

Had snakes intertwining all around that bitch

[MagnificentFiend]

Actually, Asklepios' staff (the Asklepian) only had one snake coiled around it; the (winged) ROD with two snakes is the Caduceus, which belonged to Hermes, the Greek messenger god. The two were confused by the Medical Corps of the U.S. Army in 1902 and ever since the Caduceus has commonly been thought to be the symbol of medicine. Thought you might like to know!

[213ARod]

@MagnificentFiend O wow that's good to know. I applaud you for that, good sir. Touche'.

[ambinautic]

uh-oh aha-ha momment :D

[ahshorn]

That took a long time to get to the punch line but it was worth it.

[BrokenEye3]

Troll logic at its finest

[MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

@BrokenEye3 I'm assuming you're a fellow troper.

[BrokenEye3]

@MySpaceBarsBroken0o

Yeah

[KeplerSC]

@BrokenEye3

How exactly is this trolling?

Has the internet really ruined the word as much as they have irony?

[BrokenEye3]

@KeplerSC (Insane) Troll Logic is not the same thing as trolling. In fact, it isn't even named after internet trolls. Its actually named after. . . . *dramatic pause*. . . AN ACTUAL TROLL. Yes, like the mythical monster thingy. On a TV show, if I remember correctly.

[migster111]

@BrokenEye3 Buffy

[BrokenEye3]

@migster111 Aye, one of those

[folklore2]

Hahaha random old lady

[DanThePropMan]

...What just happened here?...

[scottlandsman]

1960s Batman Adam West used to come to conclusions in this exact manner lol

[ItsLikeAPurplishBlue]

"And as we all know, the zodialogical astronamy was created by the Greeks in?..."

of course we ALL know that one.

[assassainsblood]

scram i said scram, shake the scene you jive turkeys!!

[mockorange44]

The closed captions for this could not be more off

[ViciousMiller]

Militant black men in the 70's sure knew their geography and history.

[ThineStatus]

I just saw this movie this weekend. Not only is this movie comedic genius, but this restaurant scene is the best breakdown I have ever seen in life....IN LIFE!

[Daski69]

one of the most genius scenes in the history of entertainment

[bc1391]

This is literally one of the greatest things ever filmed.....ever.

[mrwhatever213]

@bc1391 Agree.

[Danny2113182]

Wait a minute.... Butt Sex!

[coolname545]

Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you *points*... WoOoOOoOhH!

[momobena]

Unfortunately 4 people have now regretted drinking too much Anaconda Malt Liquor.

[sunset96]

mars! *in the background* yeah, those white guys!

[cubano247]

i watched this shit high and its still funny as hell now

[maddog050]

785 B.C.

common knowledge

[bouncer5384]

It's like watching an episode of Glenn Beck's program.

[leekwesi]

lol at 2:34 the board says m & s but at 2:39 it says m & m's

[ArakutothePanda]

BEST SCRIPT WRITING EVER

[pimpcane109]

That's Genius!

[eljohannr]

intertwining all around that bitch

[Foringin]

4 men have little Richards

[Panomition]

"yeah, thanks lady"

[CrueFest411]

went through all of this and they couldve just started with the slogan hahaha

[Meidoification]

No matter which way you look at this, it's genius to have thought of all those connections.

[boarwood]

So imma troll real quick- it's pronounced "delph-ee" not "delph-aye." There is no letter for "aye" in Greek, I don't think they even have that noise.

This was hilarious though.

[naremconscendit]

@boarwood To counter-troll, delph-eye is the traditional English pronunciation of the name. Ancient Greek doesn't have a sound for ffff (ph) either, but that doesn't stop us from pronouncing φ as f (which is what modern Greeks do). Delph-ee, is, however, completely understandable and inoffensive. It just follows a system of vowels from before English went through the Great Vowel Shift.

[IronLopez1]

They got all this from M&M?

[WellnessMan]

@IronLopez1

No, they got all that from the term "Mmelt in your mouth" .

[Beakerr0]

It all makes sense now!

[IGNXIII]

lol, how the hell did they manage think this scene up? HAHA

[XDrSchnugglesx]

The funniest. Fucking. Scene. EVER.

[HaipaSan]

Esklepius, of course!

[theonex50]

The great part about this scene is that everything they say is 100% true

[diddydid3]

tooo funny lmao



[TysonaG]

LMAO . . . . . LMAO . . . this has to be the funniest movie scene of all time.

[dissonateinharmony]

785 BC!!!

[kaylor666]

I have never laughed so hard in my life

[InspectahDeck718]

ANACONDA MALT LIQUOR GIVES YOU WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LMFAO

[blaktigr84]

& 785 is the Area Code to Topeka, Oh My God 785 IS THE AREA CODE FOR MY HOME TOWN, TOPEKA, KS! CODE KANSAS!

[halofan332]

Why can't anyone besides these guys understand how to make an intentionally poorly made spoof movie that's actually funny?

[GuaranteedRawMusic]

trying to follow this high was the hardest thing ever, it was hilarious tho

[sgtforge21]

is this extended? because the streaming from netflix didnt have "the white man" line

[mudwhiskey]

@sgtforge21

yeah I noticed that, too, and it's an obvious edit because right after "Mars candy company" the others say "yeah, those white men". Probably netflix didn't want to anger the white man candy pushers.

[flightdogg]

Who makes M&M's? The white man!

[GetSomeGetRight]

Is this from Black Dynamite or House, M.D? LOL

[ZachCraft]

Bookmarked.

Forever.

[SkullCandy667]

these buttery mother fuckas will melt in your mouth

[ZenDeividdo]

I want a fat sack of whatever Michael Jai White was smoking when he wrote/made this scene...

[Hyde1415]

@ZenDeividdo I didn't know he wrote this wow

[afro10k]

@ZenDeividdo You could not right this after smoking a fatty bro. Nobody can think like this when baked... Well they can't remember to write it down. LOL!!!

[ZenDeividdo]

@afro10k Maybe he had some of that IVORY!

[Cambodia69]

Glenn Beck makes a living doing the very same thing only his isn't supposed to be funny.

[russstwin1]

4 people had their dicks shrunk by Anaconda Malt Liquor

[CrueFest411]

this whole scene is fuckin great but i love the part when he says what else melts in your mout EMINEMS LMAO. and who makes eminems ............the white man lmfao

[Bone2thowed]

These Buttery MuthaFukas Will Melt in yo Mouth Man!!!

[TheApatheticGuy]

Ironically enough, I think this awesome movie was a bigger hit with white people than black ones.

[RottenPeachState706]

@TheApatheticGuy probably true cuz i've NEVER heard of this movie until i started comin' on youtube

[HaloedG]

@TheApatheticGuy

I think its mainly because White people didn't know Black people comedy is like this.

[WallySaves]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

[TheIr0nMike]

How can you argue with this logic?

[RyanTurtle21]

I love that they took the time to research the actual area code here . . .

[Galuche1L1U]

2:00 makes me laugh everytime.

[CrueFest411]

@Galuche1L1U its a symbol the medical field uses to this day. ive seen it lmao

[Galuche1L1U]

@CrueFest411 Yeah I know, I work in a pharmacy so I see it often, it's just the way he says it that makes me laugh, but thanks :)

[batow77]

that scene is fucking hilarious.

[dizzj]

785 really is the area code ...scary shit

[tokinblckgie]

I love how they went through all this trouble when they could've just started with the Anaconda malt liquor slogan. I love this movie.

[lukeweizer]

My favorite scene of the entire movie. So fucking funny.

[ghyprh]

One of the most creative scene's I've EVER seen.

[CrueFest411]

@ghyprh THE MOST CREATIVE

[williamthewrestler]

what is mars spelled backwards drop the 's'??

RAM!! *gasp*