Terminator Salvation (in 60 seconds)

[ooJUKEBOXHEROoo]

LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL,etc...

[soyeldiego86]

hahahahahahaha "nice heart, u want it" bbuahahahahahaha

[sweetpeariot]

What? No digital Arnie cameos?

Your videos are awesome :D

[SpinDizzyMR]

This is John Conner... if you're listening to this... ...you are the resistance... or a robot... or an alien within the Solar System aboard a spaceship, or God, or some kind of creature like a bird or mammal that can hear a radio nearby but not understand the humans voice.  Or a descendant race living on Earth after the machines and humans have destroyed each other, finding an old recorded tape buried in the ground and having translated it to your native tongue.

[LukaKoren]

You're a machine

I am man

No you ar iron man

[TheRevJonnyNemo]

Pretty clever. They should be doing these on Spike with you writing.

[JJonathan0725]

you are fucking stupid

[SilentStalkerX]

"You're a machine!"

"I'm a man"

"NO! You're a machine. An Atari to be precise"

[DarkNightSleeper]

JOHN CONNOR!!!

[fullspeccydominance]

theres only one problem with this version...its got a more coherent narrative than the actual movie.

[Joe22c]

JOHN CONNOR!

[bean2k9]

who is shya and where do i find her videos??? lolololololololololololol

[Sangfroidation]

This guy's voice is identical to Fluffytalks.

[nightbringer757]

I just watched 0:25-0:33 like 100 times in a row.

[acamvarnum]

I like it!

[Eddyneko]

god, you're funny

[spike56ct]

awesome dude

[InvisibleSun97]

John Connor.

[azkikr44]

I went for a smoke in the middle of the movie and apparently missed something important. This video filled in the gap.

[tpain2345]

i fell asleep during this movie, good thing i didnt pay to see it

[tiosopaman]

ooh oh wtf did i just link to the friggin movie online? i cant really tell!

[PallaTheDancingCow]

0:22/0:23 = funniest scene of anything that I have ever seen that I replay over and over again and still laugh at. That or the exploding salad form corner gas...

[Marcelis]

i know you REEEAAALLLY wanted to be funny............... but you should have been in the frickin movie.

[Shyaporn]

@Marcelis Funny? What are you talking about? This is a serious, dramatic re-enactment.

[ultramegaman555]

@Shyaporn god you are cool XD

[CIZZREO]

@gianivee1 dude stop commenting on every one of his videos and get a life

[giannivee1]

you go through a lot of fireworks, one time i like took the powder out of like three thousand firecrackers and put them in a can inside a box wired to a flashcube with a 1 1/2 volt airplane battery (cox) didn't go bang, but it went super flash....Took me about three minutes to get that big white spot off my retinas...wow....scared the dickens out of me..thanks Gianni

[pylgrym]

Stuff aborts real good!

[MrPlaid81]

Was it intentional to have the dialogue silent?

[Shyaporn]

@MrPlaid81 It switches from left to right channel, so unless both your speakers are working evenly, you're going to have audio drops.

[MrPlaid81]

@Shyaporn AH! That explains why a lot of videos haven't had any sound at all. Thanks! Here I thought it was a redundant speaker taking up valuable desktop space. Little did I know.

[SogeKami]

Does anyone know the name of the soundtrack of this vid?

[china1013]

Are there any defenses we need to worry about???

Nope.

John Connor.

That's so brilliant.

[gavrilophonzip]

0:45-0:47 horse?

[Schnorbs]

Would you mind if I asked how you did the mini explosion (at 0:18 and at several other occasions), please? Thanks. I may be needing some similar effects for my next 60 second film...

[Shyaporn]

@Schnorbs Go to Detonation Films, they have a bunch of free green screen and composite effects that you can easily key into videos, along with tutorials.

[Schnorbs]

@Shyaporn Great, thank you.

[Shyaporn]

@bobbyandbeans That was the whole point of that bit. Does that really require a confession; it's kind of obvious?

[bobbyandbeans]

What's that one guy's name again?

[Shyaporn]

@bobbyandbeans I believe it's ChristiaJOHN CONNOR!!!

[Saltoast]

bahahahaha the Atari 2600

[KirkAwesome]

Thx, you want it? xDDDDD

[sodium555]

that was awesome 5/5

[khenessy1]

hahahaha john connor hates marcus soooooooo much

[littlefurrydude]

u forgot john connor

[bobbyandbeans]

You forgot to include the robotic redhead that can't say the words "Skynet" and "emeny ... emmeneny ... eenie meenie ... whatever, my dad's famous."

The only good thing to come out of Salvation is one of the funniest RiffTrax I've ever seen.

[mbd009]

MATT DAMON..... Ooo wait I mean JOHN CONNOR! Funny video man

[orochimaru5]

i'm john conner, what are you? LOL that was EXACTLY like bale in the movie

[minutemancl]

This was great, however, I think the Wolverine in 30 seconds video would make sense here too...

[simivarga]

Do you like chinese food too ?

[mshig11]

This is better than the actual movie! :P

[eminem7242]

JOHN CONNER!

[CTHULHUCALL]

amazing

[kuanweilee]

LMAOO!! JOHN CONNER IS ALL DEAD!

[pyrogyra72]

I'd scream too if I found an Atari 2600 duct taped to my chest.

[AxCrege]

"WE MUST ABORT!!!!"

"NO YOU STAY A WHORE"

lol liked that part

[nightwolf117610]

NNNNO! NNNNO! If we stay the course, John Conner is dead! John Conner is all dead!

[tomnothingmoreorless]

i was expeecting the john connor at the end.

You should of thrown fading repeats of john connor in the end.

[Segacamp]

awesome just like the movie pretty cool

[Americassie]

Dang, spot on!

[stile1973]

I don't know why, but I like your sense of humour (Canadian spelling) man.

[Nemesis2747]

lmao!! was that an Atari taped onto his chest?!?! LMAOO

[ultramegaman555]

how the heck do you do that?

i mean watchin a clip where happens nothing and jet so funny?

thats what i call a mystery, bujt a really really good one

5/5 see ya

[nightwolf117610]

"Nice heart."

"Thanks. You want it?"

[TheFoilGuy]

That Bugs Bunny joke was a nice touch.

[tamura808]

lmfao JOHN CONNOR!

[roninredshade]

Again, Awesome sir. I meant, JOHN CONNOR!

[kissmyass112]

lol the end

you want it

[czevak89]

I just have to say: it's the 4th time I watch this video and it is still funny like the first time!

No, if possibile, it even gets more funny everythime I watch it!

Let me say this is one of the greatest video I've ever seen on YouTube since God-knows-when!

YOU ARE AMAZING!

[CCA03]

This was a surprise funny! Only because most of the time you watch these and it's like they are trying to hard, you hit the nail on the head. I loved the movie regardless but haha you got the movie in a nutshell! "Nice heart," "thanks you want it" hahaha

[TheLameUser]

this is so fuckin true =D

[jamarco31]

john connor

[gunbladeauto1]

John Conner is Dead! John Conner is all dead!!

[paaskeprins]

"Any defence systems we need to worry about?"

"No"

"John Connor..!"

[racealistic]

AWHAWHAWHAWH 0:18

[andyy222]

ur a machine

man

machine

man

machine

mahine

man

machine

man wait!!!!!! lol

[remedialmassage]

lol disapering wound at :28 seconds

[zacheryirwin1]

frakin awesome! hahaha!

[bloodrunsclear]

Okay, that was remarkably accurate! XD

[Tunahan2045]

i´am john connor

i´am a Man

Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo:D

[jhype86]

Well done

[bean2k9]

john connor!XD

[bean2k9]

im a man! then whats that!? #looks at random metal thing# noooooooooo! very good! 5 star!

[tamura808]

lmfao "man!" "machine!" "man!" "machine!" "machine!" "man!" "machine!" "man! Oh wait a minute" john connor! *explosion* omg man this was too damn funny lmao.

[CardCrusher29]

LOL. T4 had some serious need of humor relief. Even T3 managed to squeeze in one or two.

[VeryBestMovies]

Pretty much how the entire movie went...

[kvn8907]

@VeryBestMovies Nah. Not enough explosions in this video.

[bobbyandbeans]

@VeryBestMovies Except that I actually understood the words coming out of this guy's mouth.

[EvBHdude]

you wan't it...rotfl! thats funny

[MORBIDJOK3R]

lol this is awesome

[BizzyTyBoneDizzle]

YES!! I love it! I can't believe I saw this anywhere else but YTP. Fantastic, you made my day :D

[jedivisconti]

Yes, great, the film is more Dump than this video, and the storyline is stupidy like showened here, in fact, the explosions here is only on less scale, and the guy Shyporn has much more creativity thatn McG and the Warner producers, Bannish McG.

[MissusFingerBottom]

hahaha... as much as I love Christian Bale, I didn't enjoy Terminator Salvation. Nothing beats Judgment Day!

[LUISOOOOOOBOY]

thats funny! LOL

[wcduke]

This movie (the real one, directed by rapper McG) blowed. It blowed hard.

[Kakashi3280]

why is his name shy a porn?

[Stormtjakka]

He yelled the Nooo,nooo based on bale flipping out

[GreatestMKfighter]

"Nice heart..."

"Thanks. Ya want it?'

[Mutant45825243]

OMG I so LOLD

[wookovar]

That was funny. I usually hate these types of videos but this one made me laugh. JOHN CONNOR!!!

[81Rob81]

Are there any defenses we need to worry about? Nope!

[123Norto]

JOHN CONNER!!!

[Bartman954]

LOL at the Atari 2600.

[champFichtnerBourne]

JOHN CONNOR!

[pimpster200390]

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! this was awesome!!! lolz

[nipponhakkyou]

CONNOR ARE YOU READY

NO! NO!

[gamer91402]

ABORT

No, you stay a whore!

[Zeratul9]

nice heart

[rvbrules]

1:09 john connor!

are there any defenses we need to worry about?

nope.

john connor.

[TopShinigami]

love the explosions XDD haha that was pretty much the whole movie anyway =3

[Cornelius9000]

- Nope

- John Connor

:D

[Aro837]

I had the same game what he have on chest :P

[JBantha]

MAN! MACHINE! MAN! MACHINE! MACHINE! MAN! no, wait... XDDDD

5*s

[miyakachu]

I'm french and i don't understand what he says at 0m48. " i heard "john connor see the corps..."

Someone can help me ?^^

[12und]

He says "if John Connor stay the course... " or something like that

[Nonefield]

...john connor is dead, john connor is all dead

[DudeNator154]

awesome and nice parody man

[nmatech]

JOHN CONNOR! :))))))

Aweso-ho-ho-ho-ome!

[NicBushnellAce]

HAHAHA, that was fucking awesome

[germanleiva]

lol

[AtomicBlohm]

Absolutely brilliant! Hilarious stuff, good job.

[justiceblunt]

LOL ATARI!!!!!!!!!!!! bahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahaha youre good nj

[S1V4R7]

LMFAO! "Nice heart... thanks. you want it?"

[chellepower]

lol... haven't seen the movie, but that was funny.

[JackieMoon09]

haha that was great well played sir

[SSJSasuke777]

I Nearly Pissed myself witht the atari on his chest

[FreshSoup]

hahahahahahahaha

[1988martin]

i fuckin well thought the first guy that pops up on screen was mark walhberg!!! jesus. lol.

[mwarrior17]

LMAO

[orelsi1000]

Haha nice vid. +1

[punkgal67]

lol! I wish I would have counted how many times he said John Conner in the whole movie

[showerandbath]

JOHN CONNER!!!

[xXxTifaxXx]

YEP that pretty well sums it up right there! :]

[BakaBox]

hahaha. nice

[krathdk]

The Music were is it from??????????????????????

[ixer76]

I want to know as well!

[Fartmunch123]

LOL

I just wasted $8 on this Movie!

I watched this and I was like "This guy just told the entire story of this Movie in 1:00...And he added some Comedy!

Well done, 5 Stars!

[krathdk]

Where is the music taken from????

[walternummerdrei]

that was exactly how the film was like...

john connor... john connor... john connor... every children of the next generation will be called john connor only because of this stupid movie :-D

[MatannardiA]

JOHN CONNOR

[AdrianCloud5513]

stupid people arguing through comments are stupid.

He offered his heart to John. The end.

Shy, good job ^^

[BSKpride]

OMG

I just had a crazy idea, Shy should reply to this comment =]

[Shyaporn]

That IS crazy.

[Baronessa]

LOL, perfect.

[elvisc05]

I actually enjoyed this more than the movie.

Good job!

[Druid19]

ASHAHSAHSHASHAHSAH REALLY FUNNY

[andystuart123]

JOHN CONNER!!!

[950725146541]

haha...at the end marcus asked connor if he wanted his heart. that really happened at the end of the movie

[Bluffeddood]

NO he didnt ask, he DID GAVE he's HEART to Connor. now we just have to wait for Terminator 5

[950725146541]

that's whati said! he offered hi heartto connor so that connor would live. in other words, he sacrified his life

[Bluffeddood]

lol you didnt but whatever :D he didnt offer he's heart. he just gave it. lolol you mispelled here.

[950725146541]

as far as i know, 'take my heart' means offer..

[Bluffeddood]

yeah but didnt say that to connor : D

[950725146541]

yes he did. watch the movie

[Bluffeddood]

no you watch the movie AGAIN.

[950725146541]

no, u watch it since u never watched it

[Bluffeddood]

nah ive seen it when it was released. loved it , just watch it again

[950725146541]

don't u get the point.i'm asking u to watch it again. okay, if u watched it, tell me the last dialouges..

[Shyaporn]

Please, please tell me you two are not arguing over the dialogue content of this movie... You might as well discuss the dialogue of a silent film.

[950725146541]

no man, it's just that this ass over here says that marcus just gave his heart 2 connor. but actually, he offered it right?

[Shyaporn]

Again, I must remind you that you're discussing story elements of TERMINATOR SALVATION...

[950725146541]

whateva dude...i'm fighting with this dude. not u

[DonnieTheShitworm]

LOL... Donnie The Shitworm tells you what he thinks about Terminator Salvation and CGI in movies.

watch?v=pikDPGvKHcg

[lankplank123]

ive been subscribed to you for nearly 3 years now my god you never fail to impress

[Georgelogan]

hahahaha i shit my shorts !!!!

[dixiestar9]

HAHAHAHAH funny~!

[MollyAndMolly]

Oh, and my obvious favorite:

"If John Connor stays the course, John Connor is dead! John Connor is all dead!"

I giggled as I wrote that. Very nice.

[MollyAndMolly]

I completely commend you for this, it must take a lot of time, scripting, facial exercises, and coffee.

Out of curiousity, what camera do you use?

[Shyaporn]

For this I used an old, OLD Canon GL1 3-chip camera. It's my roommates and it's been a real workhorse of a camera for the better part of a decade.

[avastacia]

LOL!!!

[calebyy23]

machien man machien man machine man wait!

[MsLadyAlisa]

So wait.. What's his name?

[Sbietta]

Bill Clinton, maybe?

[MsLadyAlisa]

Hmmmm...

[Panthera1Tigris]

It needs no more words... ROFL :D

[acouragefann]

lol Atari on chest xD

[sas0089]

awesome vid, i watched this b4 the film, saw it on saturday wiht friends and made the film much better

[misterjitsu]

i agree much better than the actual movie