Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away? Pepperidge Farm remembers, but Pepperidge Farm ain't just gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm's self for free.
member sipen hot coco in the summer ...................member being in the summer drinken lemenade under that shadey tree..... remember you ran over that pedestrian and drove away like nothen..... peprege farm remebers but peprige farm ant going to keep it to pepriage farm self free of charge................. mabey buy one of these good cookies made buy perige farm and the whole thing might go away!!!
You remember your bank account number? And what about your social security number? Peppridge Farms remembers. And Peppridge Farms just bought a really nice Cadillac.
Remember that homeless man you accidentally ran over and killed? Remember when you dumped his body over the bridge? Remember thinking nobody saw you do it? Pepperidge Farm remembers. And Pepperidge Farm wants revenge.
Do you remember a time when I lost that twenty dollar bill under my bed and it disappeared? IF SO PLZZZZZZ TELL ME PEPPERIDGE FARMS YOU HAVE THE GREATEST MEMORY IN THE UNIVERSE
Remember Mom and Dad arguing in their bedroom? Remember when dad got a hammer from the garage and yelled "GET BACK TO YOUR ROOM TOMMY". Remember when dad got the garbage bag and your never saw your mom again? Pepperidge farm remembers.
Remember that hooker you got drunk with one night? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember how you beat her upside the head with a tire iron? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now Pepperidge Farm might keep this information to itself if you buy some of our bread.
Remember that chick you met at that party at Sigma Nu? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember the night of drunken, wild sex you had with her? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember when she said she was on the pill? Pepperidge Farm remembers. And Pepperidge Farm has some sad news for you: She lied.
Remember when it was illegal for folk of certain background to even set foot upon the White House Lawn, much less run for President of this beloved nation of ours? Pepperidge Farm remembers. And Pepperidge Farm wants to take things back to the way they were. If you are interested in joining this crusade, go to the back alley on the corner of 5th and Bradshaw, knock on the first door on the right. The password is "meatball".
Remember that night when you stumbled into a random alleyway, and saw the Don executing Big Frankie? Pepperidge Farm remembers. And Pepperidge Farm wants you to remember...snitches wear stiches.
Remember Uncle Ted? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember that one pleasant Christmas when you were small, and he came to visit your family? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember how fun and friendly he was? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember that night when he came into your bedroom...and did things to you? Pepperidge Farm remembers. And for a small fee, Pepperidge Farm is willing to make sure Uncle Ted is never able to touch you, or anyone else, ever again...if you get Pepperidge Farm's drift.
Remember that time you told your wife you were going on a business trip to New York, but instead went to Boston to have an affair with that gay stripper? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Pepperidge Farm even has some photographs of a highly incriminating nature, photographs your wife would not be too pleased to see. Though we won't have to worry about that ever happening if you simply buy Pepperige Farm's gourmet cookies.
Remember when you got that girl drunk, took her to your room and had your way with her? Remember she came lookin for you to tell you she got pregnant and you pushed her down the stairs?
Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away? Pepperidge Farm remembers. But Pepperidge Farm ain't just gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farms self free of charge. Maybe you go out and buy yourself some of these distinctive milano cookies, maybe this whole thing just disappears.
Remember that night you and Pepperidge Farms split a case of 4Loko and woke up the next morning laying naked in bed next to each other with almost no memory of how that came about? Pepperidge Farms...only vaguely remembers.
Remember those sweet, warm New England summers? Remember sipping lemonade underneath a shady tree? Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away? Pepperidge Farm remembers, but Pepperidge Farm ain't just gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm's self free of charge. Maybe you go out and buy yourself some of these distinctive Milano cookies, maybe this whole thing disappears
My father used to buy this for himself throughut the years, never sharing it with my siblings and I. He did that with a lot of foods.
I think I remember my family having that kind of toaster once upon a time. It looks so strange yet familiar! I'm sorry that guy burned his hand, though. I am certain that wasn't part of the script.
Remember the old days? When you were caught by yer old granny touchin' yerself? The awkward stares afterwards? And how you had to kill her so she wouldn't tell yer folks? And where you buried the body? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Remeber when You When You Where At The Casino ANd You Bet Your Job,Your House ANd Your Car...And Lost? Pepperidge Farms Remembers .... And Won't Forget...
Remember when you hit that guy at the crosswalk? Pepperidge farm remembers. And maybe Pepperidge farm won't say anything if you go out and buy some of Pepperidge Farm's cookies.
"Pepperidge FAHHHM remembas...an' maybe Pepperidge Fahhhm aint gonna forget about it! Maybe you buy some of these old fashioned, creamy Milano Milk Chocolate cookies, maybe this WHOLE thing goes away..."
Remember when you hit that pedestrian at the crosswalk and just drove off? Pepperidge Farm remembers, and Pepperidge Farm isn't just gonna keep this to Pepperidge Farm's self. Maybe just go out and buy our cookies and this whole thing will just blow over.
remembers what?
TheTechnoToast 3 weeks ago
Do you remember when the pilgrims first landed on Plymouth Rock? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
ZombieApocalyps 1 month ago
Futurama/Family Guy xD
Syndicate999999 2 months ago
Midnight munchies are the best munchies.
KingOfKatamari 2 months ago
but does he remember reach?
MrSPACEDUDE13 2 months ago
Idk Shes banging the peperidge farm guy
persico45 2 months ago
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Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away? Pepperidge Farm remembers, but Pepperidge Farm ain't just gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm's self for free.
BassHeadsProduction 2 months ago
Do you remember when women couldn't vote? Pepperidge farm remembers.
DansEditorials 2 months ago
Does he burn his hand and drop the toast???
iamtheressurection1 3 months ago
Full of saw dust aka cellulose.
adsfasdf12341234 3 months ago
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member sipen hot coco in the summer ...................member being in the summer drinken lemenade under that shadey tree..... remember you ran over that pedestrian and drove away like nothen..... peprege farm remebers but peprige farm ant going to keep it to pepriage farm self free of charge................. mabey buy one of these good cookies made buy perige farm and the whole thing might go away!!!
comicjojo 4 months ago
family guy brought me here XD
zannessafan116 4 months ago
0:23 evil child laugh
Parabloop3r 5 months ago
LOL now family guy is funnier
Parabloop3r 5 months ago
1 person forgot!
glickle 5 months ago
midnight munchies??? is the pepperidge farm guy tokin up?
skrapyard444 5 months ago
You remember your bank account number? And what about your social security number? Peppridge Farms remembers. And Peppridge Farms just bought a really nice Cadillac.
inferno232 5 months ago
Maybe you remember makin toast in a gizmo like th-- HOLY FUCK THIS IS HOT
NamoNakamura 5 months ago
IGN brought me here!!
barules123 5 months ago
BEYOND!
TheJamF100 5 months ago
thumbs up if ign brought u here
monstorium 5 months ago 11
Remember when this commercial use to be on TV?
fsuarez20051 5 months ago
I love the Old New England accent its rapidly dying off
edthewise 6 months ago
Is that old man still living? I remember him.
Mavericker7 6 months ago
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wesleyfane 7 months ago
Remember when I sharted an it loooked like Nutella?? Pepperidge farm does...
pekoe 7 months ago
remeber when i shoved my erection in denny ass ? PEPRIGE FARM remebrs..
regressing2apes 7 months ago
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im from germany and i like the softbaked brownies and i love the USA
multibanane13 7 months ago
im from germany and i like the softbaked brownie and i love the USA
multibanane13 7 months ago
Remember that homeless man you accidentally ran over and killed? Remember when you dumped his body over the bridge? Remember thinking nobody saw you do it? Pepperidge Farm remembers. And Pepperidge Farm wants revenge.
GoldenCenturion 9 months ago 7
you see pepperidge farm aint gonna keeps it to pepperidge farms self free of charge, maybe you go out and buy some of these famous milano cookies?
Heugkeems 9 months ago
at least Pepperidge farm remembers cos i dont know what the fuck hes talking about
9494blahblah 9 months ago 4
I'd slap the toast out of that kid's mouth!
(...well really, I wouldn't, but I'd want to.)
mistersantosnyc 10 months ago
Do you remember a time when I lost that twenty dollar bill under my bed and it disappeared? IF SO PLZZZZZZ TELL ME PEPPERIDGE FARMS YOU HAVE THE GREATEST MEMORY IN THE UNIVERSE
Celzia 10 months ago
Remember when people didn't waste their time commenting on YouTube videos? Remember when they did something constructive instead?
Didn't think so.
Cyanemo 10 months ago
Remember a time when Pepperidge Farm remembered? Well, Pepperidge Farm remembers....again.
Nerdsansintelligence 10 months ago
Thank god they remember for us, because I'm not sure how we're supposed to remember after having midnight munchies.
hotman537 11 months ago
Remember when 3 dollars of gas could actually get you somewhere? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
GoldenCenturion 11 months ago
That old guy killed that kid when the ad was done.
'Yeah! That's what you get for stealing my bread! Pepperidge Farm remembers EVERYTHING!'
hotelmario510 11 months ago
What a classic I love older commercials.
MrDeCorey 11 months ago
Remember Mom and Dad arguing in their bedroom? Remember when dad got a hammer from the garage and yelled "GET BACK TO YOUR ROOM TOMMY". Remember when dad got the garbage bag and your never saw your mom again? Pepperidge farm remembers.
FireypepperCP 11 months ago 3
Remember that hooker you got drunk with one night? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember how you beat her upside the head with a tire iron? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now Pepperidge Farm might keep this information to itself if you buy some of our bread.
FatJoe214 11 months ago
Pepperidge Farm Remembers
Eldarkings 11 months ago
Remember that chick you met at that party at Sigma Nu? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember the night of drunken, wild sex you had with her? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember when she said she was on the pill? Pepperidge Farm remembers. And Pepperidge Farm has some sad news for you: She lied.
GoldenCenturion 1 year ago
Remember when it was illegal for folk of certain background to even set foot upon the White House Lawn, much less run for President of this beloved nation of ours? Pepperidge Farm remembers. And Pepperidge Farm wants to take things back to the way they were. If you are interested in joining this crusade, go to the back alley on the corner of 5th and Bradshaw, knock on the first door on the right. The password is "meatball".
GoldenCenturion 1 year ago 2
Remember that night when you stumbled into a random alleyway, and saw the Don executing Big Frankie? Pepperidge Farm remembers. And Pepperidge Farm wants you to remember...snitches wear stiches.
GoldenCenturion 1 year ago 2
Remember Uncle Ted? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember that one pleasant Christmas when you were small, and he came to visit your family? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember how fun and friendly he was? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Remember that night when he came into your bedroom...and did things to you? Pepperidge Farm remembers. And for a small fee, Pepperidge Farm is willing to make sure Uncle Ted is never able to touch you, or anyone else, ever again...if you get Pepperidge Farm's drift.
GoldenCenturion 1 year ago
Remember that time you told your wife you were going on a business trip to New York, but instead went to Boston to have an affair with that gay stripper? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Pepperidge Farm even has some photographs of a highly incriminating nature, photographs your wife would not be too pleased to see. Though we won't have to worry about that ever happening if you simply buy Pepperige Farm's gourmet cookies.
GoldenCenturion 1 year ago
Remember when you got that girl drunk, took her to your room and had your way with her? Remember she came lookin for you to tell you she got pregnant and you pushed her down the stairs?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
0peppers 1 year ago
Remember when you could slap a woman for gettin too mouthy, and certain folks was concidered property? Pepperidge farms remembers. ( Sigh )
Arabiasi 1 year ago
@Mattm1986 It's spelt 'mulatto' you dumbass!
gattuso1980 1 year ago
@gattuso1980
It's milano. Now you just look dumb.
danman2125 10 months ago
@danman2125 obvious sarcasm is obvious
gattuso1980 10 months ago
Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away? Pepperidge Farm remembers. But Pepperidge Farm ain't just gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farms self free of charge. Maybe you go out and buy yourself some of these distinctive milano cookies, maybe this whole thing just disappears.
Mattm1986 1 year ago 3
Midnight Munchies!
theFFVIguy 1 year ago
straw hat performer is Parker Fennelly, aka Titus Moody from the Fred Allen Radio Show.
diddymuck 1 year ago
All kidding aside, though, I like this commercial. I miss seeing rustic characters like this guy in my entertainment.
bewarethebeardedman 1 year ago
Remember that night you and Pepperidge Farms split a case of 4Loko and woke up the next morning laying naked in bed next to each other with almost no memory of how that came about? Pepperidge Farms...only vaguely remembers.
And that's probably for the best...
bewarethebeardedman 1 year ago
Pepperidge farm will remember not burn Pepperidge farms hand next time picking up a piece of toast because Pepperidge farm remembers
ahdeath2007 1 year ago
@ 0:09 He's like Fucking HOT!!! Ouch!!!
IanCodain666 1 year ago
I've met this character actor..who played this "Pepperidge Farm"baker in this classic tv plug.
143AC 1 year ago
Remember those sweet, warm New England summers? Remember sipping lemonade underneath a shady tree? Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away? Pepperidge Farm remembers, but Pepperidge Farm ain't just gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm's self free of charge. Maybe you go out and buy yourself some of these distinctive Milano cookies, maybe this whole thing disappears
theproducerspart2 1 year ago 20
@theproducerspart2 AAAAAAAAH SWEET FAMLIY GUY HA! I LOVE THAT PART.
SnipeShot314 1 year ago
@theproducerspart2 plagurism i saw that on family guy 2
dizzleswag 1 month ago
remember you ran over that dog and buried the body thinking nobody would know
pepperidge farm remembers
somedirectorguy 1 year ago
Futurama has the best version of this .
MisterRobertoM 1 year ago
at 0:07 nigga relizes toast right outta the toaster is hot!
surfer92118 1 year ago 6
"Whew! Hot hot hot!"
SlaughterDog 1 year ago
i do the end part pepperidge farm rembers
BigJimThornton 1 year ago
My father used to buy this for himself throughut the years, never sharing it with my siblings and I. He did that with a lot of foods.
I think I remember my family having that kind of toaster once upon a time. It looks so strange yet familiar! I'm sorry that guy burned his hand, though. I am certain that wasn't part of the script.
hollshore 1 year ago
remember when you ran over that pederstrian and just drove away...Pepperidge farm remembers.
But Pepperidge Farm isn't just gonna keep it to itself...why don't you buy some of these Pepperidge Farm cookies? maybe all of this just goes away?
xxxhilariousxxx 1 year ago 3
I like Pepperidge Farm Cake.
smokes2468 1 year ago
Remember the old days? When you were caught by yer old granny touchin' yerself? The awkward stares afterwards? And how you had to kill her so she wouldn't tell yer folks? And where you buried the body? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
elc1960 1 year ago 2
"Pepperidge Fahm remembers...Pepperidge Fahm remembers...
Ah, t'heck with that, I'm gettin' outta here...crackers or no..."
mdumas43073 1 year ago
Remember when we put hydrogenated oils in your food and gave you colon cancer? Pepperidge farm remembers.
TheGhFan 1 year ago
Peppridge Farm remembers. =D i like that, i really do.
ubedu1234 1 year ago
Pepperidge Farm remembers...What you did last summer!
goldenthroat86 1 year ago 2
Pepridge farm remembers...
MrKlazuz 2 years ago 2
0:08. DATS HOT!!!!!
Dgamer21 2 years ago 3
@Dgamer21 hilarious man, my stomach hurts i laughs so hard lol
twoscoops1000 1 year ago
whaaftin' thru da kitchen
Dablkwid0w2008 2 years ago 5
It's sureal watching this. My dad looked so much like his brother, it's almost as if I'm watching my dad instead of my uncle!
Uncle Charlie passed away in June 2004.
europrowlr 2 years ago 2
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ACcountryFan 2 years ago
Remeber when You When You Where At The Casino ANd You Bet Your Job,Your House ANd Your Car...And Lost? Pepperidge Farms Remembers .... And Won't Forget...
Zeppo3 2 years ago
LOL WOOT OMFG THIS IS PRO
jordan853 2 years ago
lololololololololol this owns
bushman619 2 years ago
oldstuff86, thank you so much for putting this up. I miss the old Peppridge Farms commercials....sigh....good stuff.
NYCPANCAKES 2 years ago
Remember Mom and Dad bringin' home pepperidge farm
bread? That 'ol fall apart adult bread when you wanted
Wonder?'Member the crusts falling right off no matter how
delicate you removed it from its bag? 'Member it always
toasting to a dry crisp ,unable to spread any thing on it
without it falling to pieces?? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
And laughs.
rb3807 3 years ago 60
LOL, good one!
themaxxfan 2 years ago
Lol, you;re funny rbe807.
NYCPANCAKES 2 years ago
@rb3807 Amazing comment man.
barules123 5 months ago
@rb3807 holy shit that was great lol
Karnavor420 4 months ago
peprage farm r'members
comptonseazy 3 years ago
Remember when you hit that guy at the crosswalk? Pepperidge farm remembers. And maybe Pepperidge farm won't say anything if you go out and buy some of Pepperidge Farm's cookies.
zteller 3 years ago 4
HAHAHA nice, zteller. but wasn't it:
"Pepperidge FAHHHM remembas...an' maybe Pepperidge Fahhhm aint gonna forget about it! Maybe you buy some of these old fashioned, creamy Milano Milk Chocolate cookies, maybe this WHOLE thing goes away..."
Something like like...good shit.
neutrinotank 3 years ago
lmao, watch it gramps, shit's hot
Xylor222 3 years ago 5
Remember when you hit that pedestrian at the crosswalk and just drove off? Pepperidge Farm remembers, and Pepperidge Farm isn't just gonna keep this to Pepperidge Farm's self. Maybe just go out and buy our cookies and this whole thing will just blow over.
saiyanprince09 3 years ago 5
Remember when soap used to take the skin right off your hands. Pepperidge Farms remembers.
ZipDog11 3 years ago
futurama did it.
AsianJohnXD 3 years ago
i saw this in family guy lmao!
skitz241 3 years ago
lol thts on futurama
E4bangbangE4 3 years ago 3
Do you remember a time when women couldnt vote, and certain folk wer'nt allowed on gold courses?
Pepperidge farm remembers.
liam1046 3 years ago 138
@liam1046 those were the days
DANNYBARE2 1 year ago
@liam1046 lol from futurama huh?
abarai2007 1 year ago
@liam1046 It must be a favorite of the teabaggers, then!
cochranexyz 7 months ago
@liam1046 WHAT IS A GOLD COURSE ?????
pizzaisfuntoeat 5 months ago
Haha. The old man burnt his fingers on the raisin bread!
Incognito1986 3 years ago 7
Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away... Pepperidge farm remembers
Justchecking78 3 years ago 2
HAHAHA!
Incognito1986 3 years ago 2