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  • Release the crack

  • liam neeson is a GOD, no surprise

  • RELIZE....ZE CKRAK ' N...............LOL

    

  • was not expecting all these krakens to be released. xD

  • i think thats enough internet for today

  • @robbrowne25 haha yeah, know what you mean

  • Why would you jump on ice anyway.

  • this video is pure genius and i still don't know why

  • where is the crack!

  • Release Kyuubi!

  • release the crappen

  • The fourth one with the beagle puppy is just too precious.

  • So many Krakens were released on that glorious day.

  • LOL! The fat ass at 0:05 probably drowned to death. The current would have taken him under the ice. LMAO! What a fat fuck. xD

  • tyt

  • Soltem a porra do kraken

  • Release the insane genetically-engineered swans that are immune to bullets!

  • BEST VERSION <3

  • 0:01.....the fuck??????

  • @diego59x self suck :D

  • @dirty1533 Holy Fuck!!!!!!!!!

    (i bet that's justin bieber's daily workout)

  • @diego59x não intendi porra neuma ;D sou brasileiro x.x

  • @dirty1533 Holy Fuck !!!!!!!!!

    (eu aposto que é exercício diário de Justin Bieber)

    Sim, eu sei Inglês espanhol, português e francês.

  • Just released a bunch of kracken all over te screen now. Thanks a bunch.

  • What's with the fat chicks in the "mosh pit" and what atrocity is playing in the background?

  • 0:10 best ever

  • Best.Line.EVER!

    

  • Black version: Release the Krakalackin! 

  • And that my friend, is so what she said

  • 0:24 .. Kraken is actually realy good name for a squirl .. or anything flufy ^^

  • 0:10 is sooo sweet :)

  • 010 is sooo sweet :)

  • 0:20 wuz that mariah carrey?

  • this is what my girlfriend says ;-)

  • he's saying: release the Michelle 0bama!

    (she is the deformed mutated version of the kracken)

  • That's what she said

  • RIIIIIIIISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • RELEASE THE KITTIES

  • RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

  • cute dog!

  • WE WANT MORE

  • OK this is totally subliminal mind fuck vid...  The Last thing I remember.. was a Dog howling.. I awake standing straight up with my shorts around my ankles... its Either subliminal or Im way drunk... and puppies turn me on??

  • i cant believe i saw a dog fucking a duck. the second one made me laugh.

  • Man jumps into frozen lake. Woman has heart attack.

    ...And the Kraken takes two lives. 

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  • RUHLEESE DUH CRAKEN

  • RELEASE THE CRICKET

  • Press 4 xD

  • Press 3 for instant kraken cuteness.

  • i lold at 0:05

  • cLASH OF THE TITANS

  • Release the GRACKEN!

  • release the hounds

  • the hamster blow my mind.

  • Best is the 2nd version.

  • RELEASE THE CRIKEN!

  • hi, hehehe very funny.. which video is 0:12 seconds???

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  • oO

  • REALEASE THE CRACKER

  • It's funny because in Schindler's List he was like, "RELEASE THE JEWS".

  • JAJAAJJAJAJAAJJAAA

  • CHICKEN :X

  • release the gracken

  • fucking ghey video.

  • Haha, I love the walrus that is sucking it's dick in the beginning xD really wth?

  • @Zamriasra its not suckin its dick..lol thats his teeth thingz. they just look like there blending.

  • I remember hearing this phrase somewhere else, and but I just can't remember where, and it's fucking bogging me crazy!

    Shit!

    Anyone???

  • @ignas1130

    pirates of caribbean...?

  • @ignas1130 its from the movie Clash of the titans

  • wciskajcie cały czas 4 ;p

  • O,o!!!!!!!!!

  • 66 people did not relise the kraken

  • Kto tu przyszedl od jjayja lapka w gore

  • @thepundzi dam ci kurwo lapke w dol bo nienawidze ludzi, ktorzy o nie proszą i nie jestem tu od jjaya :D

  • You should add the clip from boogie nights where the guy unbuttons his trousers and shows his dick

  • Riiiiiiiiisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a,

    Release the kraken!

  • pyrotoz <3

    

  • 0:27 RELEASE THE SNORLAX

  • release the shit head

  • CRACKA

  • "Release the kraken"

    "Um sir you already said that"

  • alright now put the kraken back...

  • SEND IN TEH KRAKEN

  • He who HaHa's first HaHa's best.

  • hahaha zajebiste xdd

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  • 63 people didnt release the kraken

  • the creator of this video is a genius....Ciao from Italy!!! Mamma mia ke ridere!!!

  • Okay, this first kraken in the water is sucking own dick?

  • RELEASE THE GRACKEN

  • Not what i was looking for but hilarious

  • 0:05 what the hell men

  • Hey, this is pretty awesome.

    

  • release the asshole!!! and jerh7806 were running like a bitch!!!

  • at 0:10 is funny

  • @MrWorthySPARTAN IKR! thats the only part that made me laugh :)

  • 0:24

    JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

  • Release the Kraken *unzips pants*

  • i lkie the part when he says RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!

    just epic.

  • Agreed 0:12

  • 0:12 is the winner

  • i say that everytime i sit on the toilet ;)

  • LOL

  • rotfl @ 0:14

  • All of these things would have been better than what actually happened in the movie.

  • Too funny! Many thanks!

  • Release the Crack head!!!!

  • ***excellent***

  • 59 People Forgot to Release the Kraken

  • RELEASE... THE KITTIES!

  • 0:24 knocked me off my chair! :D

  • hahahaXD

  • FUCK YEAH 0:05 xD

  • Release the CRACKHEAD!

  • @TheCrayzeeMan oo yea

  • @TheCrayzeeMan I screamed that when I poo...

  • @TheCrayzeeMan

    Shit this made my day xD. Probably the best comment I've seen on this issue sofar.

  • Lol !!!.....RELEASE the CRAP-PEN !

  • 0:28 video name please.?

  • 0:02 Jamie Hyneman?

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  • jajajajajajaj so fucking epic :D

    00:11 ljkhdfoiuwgiudsciugdifc

  • 0:11 epic XD

  • 0:13 XD jajajajaja

  • @Cristobal2101  jkawjkawjkawjkawjkawjkwajkawjk xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • cute dog ^ ^

  • JJOjaOoja el segundo tubo weno xD

  • no se porque no puedo dejar de verlo ._.

  • i like when he releases the kraken

  • ¡uǝʞɐɹʞ ǝɥʇ ǝsɐǝlǝɹ

  • Porlaputa me trajo hasta aqui D: (Admins qls) xD

  • i liket the kittys and the last one XDDDDD omg i love it!

  • wajjaja ctmareee

  • hahaha

  • Is that walrus sucking it's own dick...... Skills man .. Skills.

  • jajajajaja XD

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • i shout that everytime im on the can!

  • RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! MOTHERFUCKER!!

  • That's pretty good. I laughed. Thumbs up.

    But those black and white kittens are too cute.

  • this has nothing on "Release the Sardaukar!" though... from video: "Dune 2000: Harkonnen Victory - The Death Hand"

    epic line though

  • zajebiaszcze

  • 0:11 guy:RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Beagle: NOOO!

  • 0:09 guy:RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Beagle: NOOO!

  • fuck this is messed up

  • RELEASE THE CENSOR!

  • @AlaniaProduction Question: what prompts such idiocracy? People now have a new way to make money. So, what you're saying is that we should cut all payments to those making money off of youtube? Yeah, go tell people like nigahiga or sxephil that they're worthless and should make no money through youtube. God, i've seen this comment so many times it makes me sick that people get pissed at watching 1/10 the ads on youtube vs tv. Now, do me a favor and don't suck up all my air.

  • co za asy...

  • @kajzar shut up fag

  • @WarArtsTheatre  Q Q

  • @kajzar Dude, just stop, its to old now, wait till he begins saying something new, nobody really cares anymore.

    I meant, you're a fag!

  • Fuck yea

  • I say that everytime I take a shit

  • 0:24 ^^ normalnie boskie :)

  • i thought its Release the dragon!

  • Hahaha the kittens at the end are all funny!!!!!

  • the Kraken has been releasED vimeo dot com / 18914673

  • @vivg get the fuck out

  • @haloCE6 Is this better. We released it again: vimeo DOT com / 20184370

  • @~07:33:18am-EST & @~07:33:18am-EST & @~07:33:18am-EST @ THURSDAY FEBRUARY 17 2010AD

  • what the hell were you smoking... funny video

  • Release the CRACK-In?

    That's some queer stuff

  • This remindsme of Austin Powers in the first movie when he's watching the video about the monkey on the internet. God we've become 10 times stupider than 10 years ago. Luckly I only watch cartoons, a few movies, the weather report and TV cooking shows if I ever want to learn something these days I get a few books.

    If you take 1/4th of a second you'll ralize there is nothing being released, and the concept itself is Albert Enstein compared to the things it portrays.

  • i dont get why release the kraken is so funny

  • POP!!!! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG­H

  • My favorite video ever, ok well not ever but damn close!

  • RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

  • 0:05 XD

  • Kraken the release!

  • Some think the kraken was suppose to be a giant squid that might grow to 50 feet in length rarely seen on the surface, but has been known to attack ships.