OK this is totally subliminal mind fuck vid... The Last thing I remember.. was a Dog howling.. I awake standing straight up with my shorts around my ankles... its Either subliminal or Im way drunk... and puppies turn me on??
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@AlaniaProduction Question: what prompts such idiocracy? People now have a new way to make money. So, what you're saying is that we should cut all payments to those making money off of youtube? Yeah, go tell people like nigahiga or sxephil that they're worthless and should make no money through youtube. God, i've seen this comment so many times it makes me sick that people get pissed at watching 1/10 the ads on youtube vs tv. Now, do me a favor and don't suck up all my air.
This remindsme of Austin Powers in the first movie when he's watching the video about the monkey on the internet. God we've become 10 times stupider than 10 years ago. Luckly I only watch cartoons, a few movies, the weather report and TV cooking shows if I ever want to learn something these days I get a few books.
If you take 1/4th of a second you'll ralize there is nothing being released, and the concept itself is Albert Enstein compared to the things it portrays.
Some think the kraken was suppose to be a giant squid that might grow to 50 feet in length rarely seen on the surface, but has been known to attack ships.
Release the crack
Zikadosmares 1 day ago
liam neeson is a GOD, no surprise
Risco98 1 day ago
RELIZE....ZE CKRAK ' N...............LOL
lordofdeathknight 2 days ago
was not expecting all these krakens to be released. xD
PurpleCowsMakeGJ 1 week ago
i think thats enough internet for today
robbrowne25 1 week ago 2
@robbrowne25 haha yeah, know what you mean
lilredcutie0 6 days ago
Why would you jump on ice anyway.
Soilwar 3 weeks ago
this video is pure genius and i still don't know why
ripper2533 3 weeks ago
where is the crack!
AcesHighProd 3 weeks ago
Release Kyuubi!
SonyXBOXNintendo 3 weeks ago
release the crappen
ReplayButtonMolester 3 weeks ago
The fourth one with the beagle puppy is just too precious.
freakystyley4000 3 weeks ago
So many Krakens were released on that glorious day.
zikazivac94 1 month ago 10
LOL! The fat ass at 0:05 probably drowned to death. The current would have taken him under the ice. LMAO! What a fat fuck. xD
gabe014 1 month ago
tyt
360Arshavin 1 month ago
Soltem a porra do kraken
dirty1533 1 month ago
Release the insane genetically-engineered swans that are immune to bullets!
lyrrad999 1 month ago
BEST VERSION <3
Nitisvi 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
0:01.....the fuck??????
diego59x 1 month ago
@diego59x self suck :D
dirty1533 1 month ago
@dirty1533 Holy Fuck!!!!!!!!!
(i bet that's justin bieber's daily workout)
diego59x 1 month ago
@diego59x não intendi porra neuma ;D sou brasileiro x.x
dirty1533 1 month ago
@dirty1533 Holy Fuck !!!!!!!!!
(eu aposto que é exercício diário de Justin Bieber)
Sim, eu sei Inglês espanhol, português e francês.
diego59x 1 month ago
Just released a bunch of kracken all over te screen now. Thanks a bunch.
Inanihilatable 2 months ago
What's with the fat chicks in the "mosh pit" and what atrocity is playing in the background?
trace632 2 months ago
0:10 best ever
MyoclonicSlug 2 months ago
Best.Line.EVER!
Sonicdrg 2 months ago
Black version: Release the Krakalackin!
Firespectrum122 2 months ago
And that my friend, is so what she said
xLurycz 3 months ago
0:24 .. Kraken is actually realy good name for a squirl .. or anything flufy ^^
kokofena90 3 months ago
0:10 is sooo sweet :)
MrThunderism 3 months ago
010 is sooo sweet :)
MrThunderism 3 months ago
0:20 wuz that mariah carrey?
Mexx101 3 months ago
this is what my girlfriend says ;-)
muralikumarrr 3 months ago
he's saying: release the Michelle 0bama!
(she is the deformed mutated version of the kracken)
runsaber1 3 months ago
That's what she said
MrMaxlurifax 3 months ago
RIIIIIIIISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SuperGooner1886 3 months ago
RELEASE THE KITTIES
Wesker92ify 3 months ago
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
hayder464 4 months ago
cute dog!
litojonny 4 months ago
WE WANT MORE
ContentComa 4 months ago
OK this is totally subliminal mind fuck vid... The Last thing I remember.. was a Dog howling.. I awake standing straight up with my shorts around my ankles... its Either subliminal or Im way drunk... and puppies turn me on??
highheadjester 4 months ago
i cant believe i saw a dog fucking a duck. the second one made me laugh.
kief4diamonds 4 months ago
Man jumps into frozen lake. Woman has heart attack.
...And the Kraken takes two lives.
KingsUndone 5 months ago 25
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trabuco9 5 months ago
RUHLEESE DUH CRAKEN
xxDaNextBallaxx 5 months ago
RELEASE THE CRICKET
xirvin92 5 months ago
Press 4 xD
wuachimingo08 5 months ago
Press 3 for instant kraken cuteness.
PseudohumanoCL 5 months ago
i lold at 0:05
weswii 6 months ago
cLASH OF THE TITANS
MrRaVeN1324 6 months ago
Release the GRACKEN!
SteelAvocado 6 months ago
release the hounds
americanu197 6 months ago
the hamster blow my mind.
92Alexander19 6 months ago
Best is the 2nd version.
wihan2000 6 months ago
RELEASE THE CRIKEN!
SuperHaloStarwarsFan 6 months ago
hi, hehehe very funny.. which video is 0:12 seconds???
tiopappo 6 months ago
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN! *puppy* BAHHOOOOOOOOO 0:10
xUtuber117x 6 months ago
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xUtuber117x 6 months ago
oO
KillerKitty403 7 months ago
REALEASE THE CRACKER
MrNovagas6 7 months ago
It's funny because in Schindler's List he was like, "RELEASE THE JEWS".
Zebonka 7 months ago
JAJAAJJAJAJAAJJAAA
ferzillatortilla 7 months ago
CHICKEN :X
ziatco 7 months ago
release the gracken
SerpentSouI 7 months ago
fucking ghey video.
MisoJapanese 7 months ago
Haha, I love the walrus that is sucking it's dick in the beginning xD really wth?
Zamriasra 7 months ago
@Zamriasra its not suckin its dick..lol thats his teeth thingz. they just look like there blending.
OzzmaticTheGeneral 7 months ago
I remember hearing this phrase somewhere else, and but I just can't remember where, and it's fucking bogging me crazy!
Shit!
Anyone???
ignas1130 8 months ago
@ignas1130
pirates of caribbean...?
sl3ful 7 months ago
@ignas1130 its from the movie Clash of the titans
LeinMarjo 7 months ago
wciskajcie cały czas 4 ;p
Carftgame134 8 months ago
O,o!!!!!!!!!
rutikina 8 months ago
66 people did not relise the kraken
socom54321 8 months ago
Kto tu przyszedl od jjayja lapka w gore
thepundzi 8 months ago
@thepundzi dam ci kurwo lapke w dol bo nienawidze ludzi, ktorzy o nie proszą i nie jestem tu od jjaya :D
BuddaBob4444 8 months ago
You should add the clip from boogie nights where the guy unbuttons his trousers and shows his dick
NKAJ2 8 months ago
Riiiiiiiiisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
Release the kraken!
suleman021 8 months ago
pyrotoz <3
pingpongbro88 8 months ago 42
0:27 RELEASE THE SNORLAX
Totema1 8 months ago
release the shit head
k10sofetch 8 months ago
CRACKA
ViacomFailsAtLife 8 months ago
"Release the kraken"
"Um sir you already said that"
GGxGuNA 8 months ago
alright now put the kraken back...
1x93cm 8 months ago
SEND IN TEH KRAKEN
Wardog12365 8 months ago
He who HaHa's first HaHa's best.
Haukenslush 8 months ago
hahaha zajebiste xdd
markili1999 8 months ago
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markili1999 8 months ago
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Zeus: Release teh Krakenz.
Kraken: Leeeeerrrrooooyyyyy Jeeeennkkkkiiiinnnnnsssss!!!
Mortals: Haax!!!!
K now give me thumbs up.
Beastly9898 8 months ago
63 people didnt release the kraken
howwhywhenwhat1 8 months ago 2
the creator of this video is a genius....Ciao from Italy!!! Mamma mia ke ridere!!!
stampobarese 8 months ago
Okay, this first kraken in the water is sucking own dick?
jogados 8 months ago
RELEASE THE GRACKEN
MrSqueakyBootz 8 months ago
Not what i was looking for but hilarious
sta1V1ina 9 months ago
0:05 what the hell men
kennedy072 9 months ago
Hey, this is pretty awesome.
draculazombie360ps3 9 months ago
release the asshole!!! and jerh7806 were running like a bitch!!!
seudotrofio 9 months ago
at 0:10 is funny
MrWorthySPARTAN 9 months ago
@MrWorthySPARTAN IKR! thats the only part that made me laugh :)
LindSayWHAA 9 months ago
0:24
JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING
NinjaSlasher 9 months ago
Release the Kraken *unzips pants*
LeloughTheRebelion 9 months ago
i lkie the part when he says RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!
just epic.
wastian312 9 months ago
Agreed 0:12
yamplaya 9 months ago
0:12 is the winner
Christizm 9 months ago
i say that everytime i sit on the toilet ;)
azeez123123 9 months ago
LOL
xXMattyyy 10 months ago
rotfl @ 0:14
sixty9fordkiller 10 months ago
All of these things would have been better than what actually happened in the movie.
CiaranFallon 10 months ago
Too funny! Many thanks!
bfcalhoun57 10 months ago
Release the Crack head!!!!
applejax89 10 months ago
***excellent***
lionelvillahermosa 10 months ago
59 People Forgot to Release the Kraken
JazLFC1 10 months ago
RELEASE... THE KITTIES!
TheAndrewj96 10 months ago
0:24 knocked me off my chair! :D
Andyknowsthatone 10 months ago
hahahaXD
XXAirsofthitmanXX 10 months ago
FUCK YEAH 0:05 xD
garrysmodziasz9 10 months ago
Release the CRACKHEAD!
TheCrayzeeMan 10 months ago 99
@TheCrayzeeMan oo yea
GVcrackhead94 8 months ago
@TheCrayzeeMan I screamed that when I poo...
corekas 6 months ago
@TheCrayzeeMan
Shit this made my day xD. Probably the best comment I've seen on this issue sofar.
Timophey74 4 months ago
Lol !!!.....RELEASE the CRAP-PEN !
superbruce 10 months ago
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0:28 video name please.?
Porkisanas 10 months ago
0:28 video name please.?
Porkisanas 10 months ago
0:02 Jamie Hyneman?
Guter3 10 months ago
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Guter3 10 months ago
jajajajajajaj so fucking epic :D
00:11 ljkhdfoiuwgiudsciugdifc
gamalitox 11 months ago
0:11 epic XD
yox231 11 months ago
0:13 XD jajajajaja
Cristobal2101 11 months ago
@Cristobal2101 jkawjkawjkawjkawjkawjkwajkawjk xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
chipemen 11 months ago
cute dog ^ ^
jopezify 11 months ago
JJOjaOoja el segundo tubo weno xD
AzazelCall 11 months ago
no se porque no puedo dejar de verlo ._.
4321akordska9876 11 months ago
i like when he releases the kraken
vallejozz 11 months ago
¡uǝʞɐɹʞ ǝɥʇ ǝsɐǝlǝɹ
fbruvik 11 months ago
Porlaputa me trajo hasta aqui D: (Admins qls) xD
traserorojo2 11 months ago
i liket the kittys and the last one XDDDDD omg i love it!
vikikakashi 11 months ago
wajjaja ctmareee
juanpablosg63 11 months ago
hahaha
falck123 11 months ago
Is that walrus sucking it's own dick...... Skills man .. Skills.
Atheist0226 11 months ago
jajajajaja XD
odiossone 11 months ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
alilou3009 11 months ago
i shout that everytime im on the can!
Replayer101 11 months ago
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! MOTHERFUCKER!!
GravityPowerful 11 months ago
That's pretty good. I laughed. Thumbs up.
But those black and white kittens are too cute.
drystyx 11 months ago
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@drystyx @drystyx fuck you and your pathetic begging. fuck you
v3nin 11 months ago
this has nothing on "Release the Sardaukar!" though... from video: "Dune 2000: Harkonnen Victory - The Death Hand"
epic line though
archfruit 11 months ago
zajebiaszcze
antek123ify 11 months ago
0:11 guy:RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Beagle: NOOO!
TheNumber1TailsFan 11 months ago
0:09 guy:RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Beagle: NOOO!
TheNumber1TailsFan 11 months ago
fuck this is messed up
Ramonyosi 11 months ago
RELEASE THE CENSOR!
TheSilentRing 11 months ago
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AlaniaProduction 11 months ago 7
@AlaniaProduction Question: what prompts such idiocracy? People now have a new way to make money. So, what you're saying is that we should cut all payments to those making money off of youtube? Yeah, go tell people like nigahiga or sxephil that they're worthless and should make no money through youtube. God, i've seen this comment so many times it makes me sick that people get pissed at watching 1/10 the ads on youtube vs tv. Now, do me a favor and don't suck up all my air.
KellandGreystone 8 months ago
co za asy...
kajzar 11 months ago
@kajzar shut up fag
WarArtsTheatre 11 months ago
@WarArtsTheatre Q Q
kajzar 11 months ago
@kajzar Dude, just stop, its to old now, wait till he begins saying something new, nobody really cares anymore.
I meant, you're a fag!
ROFLMAORYSST 11 months ago
Fuck yea
Donc3vAs 11 months ago
I say that everytime I take a shit
Bantharo23 1 year ago
0:24 ^^ normalnie boskie :)
AkapelkaAda 1 year ago
i thought its Release the dragon!
DarkMakizan 1 year ago
Hahaha the kittens at the end are all funny!!!!!
Spartan11117777 1 year ago
the Kraken has been releasED vimeo dot com / 18914673
vivg 1 year ago
@vivg get the fuck out
haloCE6 1 year ago
@haloCE6 Is this better. We released it again: vimeo DOT com / 20184370
vivg 1 year ago
@~07:33:18am-EST & @~07:33:18am-EST & @~07:33:18am-EST @ THURSDAY FEBRUARY 17 2010AD
PoppySandals 1 year ago
what the hell were you smoking... funny video
zillionz 1 year ago
Release the CRACK-In?
That's some queer stuff
biozamadotcom 1 year ago
This remindsme of Austin Powers in the first movie when he's watching the video about the monkey on the internet. God we've become 10 times stupider than 10 years ago. Luckly I only watch cartoons, a few movies, the weather report and TV cooking shows if I ever want to learn something these days I get a few books.
If you take 1/4th of a second you'll ralize there is nothing being released, and the concept itself is Albert Enstein compared to the things it portrays.
BurnRoddy 1 year ago
i dont get why release the kraken is so funny
23RAIDa 1 year ago
POP!!!! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
SkateZOmbi 1 year ago
My favorite video ever, ok well not ever but damn close!
antjuanoden 1 year ago
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
kodo126p 1 year ago
0:05 XD
mrvolax 1 year ago
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1986sumeet 1 year ago
Kraken the release!
Sylar03 1 year ago
Some think the kraken was suppose to be a giant squid that might grow to 50 feet in length rarely seen on the surface, but has been known to attack ships.
hydrolito 1 year ago