Smoking Douchebaggery

[GaucheGabe]

on 22/63 of the douchebaggery playlist... keep telling myself this is the last one I'm gonna watch...

[Gatorfan15lk]

whats the song in the background?

[lilCaucasian]

@Gatorfan15lk  sugarpie honeybunch... dont ask how i know..

[10newsrox]

i live near burbank

[rockandrollfan93]

geez, that wasn't helpful at all... oh well... at least he doesn't mind me smoking pot :)

[Aritul]

Great sport.

[mrfuzzer1]

Humans? WTF?

[Lindsaybear25]

LMFAO!! This is great!!

[madmanmatt12]

smoke weed, cigarettes..... no

[mrpurplepandas1]

Maybe hes gay? Justa thought...

[PhilosophicalMan]

i would ask if i could bum a stoge.

[dannyyang78]

He had answers, it doesn't mean that they're the right ones. :)

[HeyDontBeCheeky]

I CAN'T HELP MYSELFFFFF I WANT YOU AND NO BODY ELSSSSEEE

[andyynwa94]

It would've been the funniest thing ever if he answered the last question!!

[activeskater1234]

Dude, so after watching your videos I'm pretty sure you live in Burbank haha you my neighbor homie! I go to burbank high

[remyrj92]

question for him: what's the only mammal that has 4 knees?

Answer: the elephant

[chris978820]

@infectioushost maybe you misunderstood what the Douchebaggery videos are about.

[vengence7times]

I bet their wasn't 10 seconds between each time, he was trying to come up with a question.

[chrisjamster]

not very smart is he .

[ScaryMonstahh]

that guy was nice

[oTANSTAAFLo]

Good job harrassing that neo-nazi douchebag wanna be totallitarian scumbag. You should've asked him who Mrs. Grundy is.

[HAFDRAGON]

I think this nice young man is so humble and has such a SUPER attitude! I have a SMOKING FETISH and all reading should see my vids...THANKS!

[niave]

I think people should have the right to smoke sure.. which they do currently! But surely its better for people to make an educated decision by giving them all the facts on which to decide. I used to smoke 20 a day, loved it so damn much but had to quit due to health reasons.. I genuinely miss smoking, but I feel 100x more alive without them!

[tuberinmyhead]

Fuck cigarette smokers! I'm gonna go light up a j have fun with your death sticks that don't even get you high!

[oTANSTAAFLo]

@tuberinmyhead Keep on rollin 'em jerky. I love screwing with the brain damaged result of years of mary jane use as I inhale soothing tobacco smoke into my cancer-free body like I've been doing for over 60 years. It's hilarious how they don't even know they're being screwed with. Zombies are soooo much fun.

[freehugsboy]

HEY, THATS MY DAD

[ksbg247]

Gregory, i've watched each and every one of your douchebaggery videos. All 45 of them. And i feel richer now. :)

[kjfivetwoluver]

@ksbg247 me too! I watched 45

[NinjaSporkPirate]

trolled hard

[evilnaughtybritches]

i can't help myself

i want you and nobody elsee

[YourLordVicious]

I've got a good question:

"What is worse: Inhalation of nicotine or inhalation of water?"

[eatbeavers]

@YourLordVicious well that depends on the amount

[YourLordVicious]

@eatbeavers

1 pack (= 3 big spoon fulls of nicotine)

3 big spoon fulls of water.

[eatbeavers]

@YourLordVicious I could probably handle that

[YourLordVicious]

@eatbeavers

I could probably handle your mom, but I won't know for sure until I try.

;)

[eatbeavers]

@YourLordVicious I was being nice towards you and you respond with this? Scum

[YourLordVicious]

@eatbeavers Oh, you're just humorless.

[eatbeavers]

@YourLordVicious MM mighty funny scum.

[ukulelefan86]

It really takes balls to do this!

[HockeyDiane]

he was a good sport about it!

[IvarHuisman]

Easy, its whales, oh and Ashley is the hottest, most smokin of the twins. Even though thats a matter of opinion really, you might be more hazardous to someone by being smoking then to others because some people are affected differently you see. I don't know why this guy didnt know all this

[quackimaduck000]

lol at least he stayed smiling the whole time =)

[KyleWebs]

@infectioushost he was probably bored out of his mind sitting there, at least he had somebody stop.

[ZachsMind]

shoulda asked about that haircut. did a brush fire cause that? no comment.

[snicky58]

Can I just say how much I DETEST the "hairstyle" the anti-smoking dude has? What is up with this "look," anyway? I swear, when I'm in line behind some dude with this kind of hair thing going on, I feel like slapping the back of his ugly-ass shaved head! I came of age in the 70s, when hair on guys was a *good* thing. All the guys I liked had either long-normal or just plain LONG hair, and none of them looked like their friggin' pubes had migrated to the top of their skull. But that's just me. :-D

[crashnspin]

@infectioushost

Who, Greg?

[theTGproductionz]

I LIVE IN BURBANK OMG lol how is it that I've never seen you....

[Skid00everest340]

hate smoking hate smoking hate cigirattes hate smoking kills people!

[clapandtouch]

He really doesn't have ANY answers.

[CoolFDExploded]

First two questions was just a confused man the third you know it was about smoking question four he was totally confused about it cause he wouldn't answer a smoking question!!!!

[XRvd15X]

hahahaha

[homeskilletbiscuit49]

@infectioushost that's why it's called douchebaggery

[paullydogg]

he looks so uncomfortable

[johnhelinski]

smartass.

smartass. aha. ass.

[KimAvlastenok]

I would say he did his job perfect. He answered all the questions.

[whacko247]

He ain't got no pancake mix!!!

[blingityblang36]

@whacko247 oh god

[SadlyBadlyy]

Last question answer:3some

[Jamin93]

That was awesome! More of these videos please.

[wolfnelly]

@infectioushost thats why its call douchebaggery

[myblackberrypen]

Lol.

douchebaggery is rightt.

[Kittenblitzer]

You tube stalled out after the first 10 seconds and during the pause, I started thinking: "If Greg Benson is involved, this won't go well for the City of Burbank." I was not disappointed. It's that sort of certainty that keeps me centered and secure. Thank you Greg Benson. You are my rock in troubled times.

[pimpymcd]

lol i would laugh my ass off if I was that guy!

[quizlixx]

That guy was extremely nice, considering

[spazstudios]

Haha the third question made me crack up

[Spintown7]

He was very nice about that.

[Smoker4Hire]

Maybe you should have went with "How many packs of cigarettes could Mary Kate and Ashley cram into their "baby-makers"...combined?"

[spoofalax]

I can't believe he didn't know the largest living mammal is Kevin James

[allsports4]

@spoofalax hahahah kevin james is one big fucker

[jupiterjunk]

The correct answer is BOTH.

They are twins.

[superhuman33]

If you haven't noticed, "humans" IS an answer, In's just not the correct one.

[niall2223]

thumbs up if you smoke

[bigbergice]

You should've asked if it is more deadly to smoke with your second hand

[Follower0fKane]

lol at least this guy is being cool about it

[sushigurl1]

Ahaha, I love this vid. Poor random anti-smoking guy. :P

[raydredX]

Cool guy.

[s4m112211]

Hope you'll be this funny also when you'll be in a bed looking like a hairless lifeless corps because of the chemo.. retard.

[Smoker4Hire]

@s4m112211 You're just mad because your sister wears shorts with dick holes in em'.

[sniperplawx]

he was so nice about it lol

[thewaainator]

I love you for making new videos every day. Do it for eternity, please?

[pinkpuppyball]

Later that day, he answered Ashley.

[SpaceMagician]

Pot wins... again.

[xzero0100]

ppl that dont let me smoke r dix

[CrazyMoleMan]

LOL! Nice one

[Markustim0]

what a dickhead! nice greg

[phreezerburne]

you should have lit one up while asking the question

[SamarkandChan]

Couldn't he just have said something random "No comment" is just lame :P

[MasterFallenHero]

These are amazing xD 

[G4mus]

Douchebaggery <3

[McSnookerman]

off the record, on the youtube?

[OSuKaRuTV]

Youŕe a ASSHOLE XDD

I HATE Olsen twins XP

[jupatshei11]

It had to be kinda annoying, but the guy still thumbed you up, again and again and again xd

[kaz210]

you're such a douchebag :p lol

[pcgamerguy1234]

lol , hes was annoying because he didnt go along with it and his sign should have been more speciffic

[niels639]

lol!

[ilovemylifeful]

douche

[TheMeatloaflover]

both at the same time...

[eeli1]

Oh God Greg. LOL!

[BeAnBeAn22]

awww i was expecting you to be smoking right besidethe dude haha that woulda been funny

[gujkt]

He looks like a douche, but I don't think he is...

[Cinema4DChannel]

wow ur an awesome 40 year old haha

[slashedsickness]

haha wow nice

[Deadmansparty2002]

Gotta love it.

[jasonmit]

Why would he have to choose? Don't twins do everything together?

[caossoa]

you should've asked him

hey! what's my name?

[slimmigu]

i think he was gay lol

[carharttj63]

no comment



[JimW925]

Why can't the Government and the pleasure police just stay out of our lives? Hummm.. I'll have to light one up and think about this...

[darkenlight111]

@JimW925 cause your smoking causes cancer to people around who don't want it, thats why.

[ohshitmanda]

@JimW925 Because your smoking can harm other people who dont want to be around it and want to live a healthy life.

[orichic51]

because if they didn't we would all kill ourselves from Bad Choices and not able to survive.......................

[rspkingdude]

@JimW925 If your not aloud to kill a person why would you be aloud to kill yourself?

[evankowalski]

@JimW925 I don't smoke and it would suck shit to get tar in my lungs because someone around me smokes

[HerbertHKohl]

@JimW925 It's fine with me if you use chewing tobacco, but cigarettes pollute the air that everyone breaths and no one has the right to do that. You'd probably be mad if you found out I was putting cyanide in the city water supply, and if you think about it it's actually the same.

A reasonable solution: the government can't tell you where to smoke, but I can punch you in the face for smoking near me and I can't be prosecuted via the government.

[Qermaq]

@HerbertHKohl So are we closing down the refineries and power plants too? Factories? Campfires? Gas stoves? Farting ordinance? BO ban?

[HerbertHKohl]

@Qermaq Pollution from industrial sources isn't great, but at least there's a point to it. If factories begin running without producing anything, and they put all their smoke stacks right in middle of crowded areas just to look cool, then I'll consider them on-par with smokers.

[TugOwar]

@HerbertHKohl DOUCHEBAGGERY FTL!

[TheCanadianBeast]

@HerbertHKohl malls are horrible about the no smoking crap. my single cigarette in a wide open area isn't worse than the at least a hundred SUV's in the parking lot that put out worse things than my single cigarette. and if you punched me in the face if i was smoking next to you, did you ever see that scene from american history X where he made the guy put his teeth on the curb? yea i probably wouldn't do that but i would lay you out and then call the cops and press charges.

[HerbertHKohl]

@TheCanadianBeast Excessive pollution from cars doesn't justify your brand of unnecessary pollution. The fighting thing was mostly a joke; the point is you shouldn't be upset when the government enforces something which has popular support and protects the health of the public. That's the most efficient way to enforce the will of the public and it's better than me taking matters into my own hands.

[gjj101]

@HerbertHKohl Come at me bro!

[EgoManiak]

@HerbertHKohl lmfao. it's EVERYONE'S air, but smoker's don't have a right to use it? i hope you're taking the same ridiculous stance against the pollution coming out of everyone's vehicles.

[Todzelin]

@EgoManiak I think he's saying that just because you're hopelessly addicted to cigarettes and can't process stress like a normal human being doesn't mean we should all have to breathe the garbage you do.

[EgoManiak]

@Todzelin lol. i don't smoke cigs :P and i drive a hybrid. i hope you're not polluting "our" air with a dirty vehicle. because, fyi, that's a LOT worse...

[onokaoonokao]

@EgoManiak lol dumbass, hybrids are not here to limit polution, but to be more fuel efficient, most of the cars these days have tons of filters and have practically zero pollution factor. Pretentious illiterate little cunt.

[EgoManiak]

@onokaoonokao so much hate for someone you don't even know. and, let me say, you are ill informed. "most cars" these days do NOT have a zero pollution factor. what are you even talking about??? i'm not going to waste time arguing with someone who ignores the facts.

[EgoManiak]

@onokaoonokao lol. 4 words. unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful. :P

[onokaoonokao]

@EgoManiak which one are you, captain obvious or no-shit boy? Whichever you are, your perception is astounding, fart-sniffing little prius douchebag.

[sewbernard]

@HerbertHKohl nah, the government would never allow that. If that was allowed, everyone would be punching major companies in the face all the time.

[DonRMB]

@HerbertHKohl Sounds like you need a cigarette! ; )

[mikerutherford2k6]

@HerbertHKohl Or you can just walk your happy ass a couple feet away and let me enjoy my personal goddamn freedoms. You own the air as much as we do, not at all. But I tell you what, you punch me in the face and I drop my cigarette, you're going to be eating mush until you get a pair of dentures.

[Asatru55]

@HerbertHKohl

Jesus christ. Putting cyanide in the city water is something ENTIRELY different. I love people like you who come up to me when i smoke in public though, always entertaining!

[zzanas]

@HerbertHKohl or you can mind your own business and walk away from the smoke. Nobody's holding you there. And if you ever do punch someone in the face just because they're smoking in front of you, I hope they stab you in self-defense.

[dazedandsublime]

@HerbertHKohl if you're worried about air pollution go bitch about cars and large industrial factories and stfu about cigarettes, because putting cyanide in the city water is not even close to the same. theres a ridiculous amount of air you can breath, if you don't want to breath the "polluted" air by a smoker you can walk 2 feet away and be fine, if you poison all the water in the city everyones fucked and has no choice in the matter.

[dazedandsublime]

@HerbertHKohl but i like you're general point that the government should be able to control small aspects of everyones lives. I mean we're a free country, we need the government to take away other peoples freedoms that bother us so we can be free. we should ban country music too because personally i dont like that and it pollutes the air that we all have to listen to. it's not like we can walk away or anything

[sic666maggot]

@JimW925 I'll smoke to that.

[wheezyfightertard3]

@JimW925 Why can't the second hand smoke you let off from your lighting one up, stay out of my lungs? That would be the reason the Gov't and the "pleasure police" get involved. Thanks for comin' out.

[ambertastic420]

ohhh don't stop making videos!

[imbored2]

douchebaggery complete!



[balzenschaft]

! ! << 2 thumbs up. douchebaggery bar none.

[pyromen321]

hahaha that was clever!

[ant3]

lol he has no comment to make. u know he wanted to answer those

[craftiestcraftstress]

I'd ask him about all the people who die of lung and throat cancer who never smoked and do not live with anyone who has smoked... what was it that caused their cancer and could all the people who are dieing of the so called "second hand smoke" really be getting cancer from something else?

[drube77]

@craftiestcraftstress i guess your the type of person who lights up next to some one with O2

[craftiestcraftstress]

@drube77 I understand that smoke bothers some people, so i am respectful of that... but these people pushing that smoking is the one thing that causes lung and throat cancer is BS... there are many other factors involved. I pisses me off that so many people are ready to jump on the anti smoking bandwaggon, yet people are oblivious as to what companys like Monsanto and Dupont put in your air and food everyday.

[drube77]

@craftiestcraftstress i guess your the type of person who lights up next to some one with O2

[zentropa]

Ask him if he smokes COCK  !!!!

LOL

[HiddenHopeKNL]

That sign is clearly misleading :P

[Ivaria]

I totally thought you were gonna smoke xD

[damarei]

This is awesome

[Darkfire889]

13 people thought this video was so great that they missed the like button

[Darkfire889]

lol i was expecting him to put no smokeing signs infront of smokers.

[rynostewie]

I think we're missing the point here, the answer to everything is...

NO COMMENT. :D

[CROPECKdotCOM]

it would be a sin to choose just one of them

[dove8380]

lmfao, that was faaannnnnyyyy

[istvanism]

he was a pretty good sport about it :P

[penneypad23]

it says he has answers but not correct answers

[SAINTsoldi]

no comment

[RobdaMaverick]

you should have pulled out a ciggarat and asked for a light

[mnopqrstuvwxy]

u shoulda asked him if he smokes ;)

[Vaspasian]

Oh my God, I am a "non-smoker" I just take one rarely :P

But after this little clip I have the cravings :S

[pivotmasterUK]

I WANT ANSWERS!!!

no comment...

[Dekationz]

guy has no fuckin self confidence

[GD3dguy]

@Dekationz i feel sorry for him

[PieMan424242]

how would it be off the record? he was recording him

[FollowHim4Eternity]

To be a real douche bag, you should have asked him which kind of cigarettes supposedly taste the best.

I got an answer, he's gay D: A straight man would've said Ashley.