Telemarketer Prank 067 - Part I

[Stringyheads]

You got aspergers and ADD combined with telephone terrorists what a combo for fun.

[cxcmb]

thank you stuart... ^_^

[paymanbenz]

This is spectacular.

[tvdeathhour]

this was an epic saga, i'd like to thank Nancy, metlink and Gerant.com for making this happen.. i wish ya the bestt

[RuneFun12]

Lmfao dude!.. Your a genius, and your moustache is awesome.. But me myself, i only can dream about getting such a fine stache'. I want to store pets in my moustache when i get it!.. Holy wonderful' brief smell of garlic stache' thats awesome!

[Lemmonize]

"yes, thats wun wun wun wun wun wun wun" lol.

[jonnythunder75]

That will do me......thats my favorite prank......thank you for making me laugh so much.

I had a total girls dick of a day....came home...cracked a can....sat down and watched this.....FIXED.!

They do say that laughing creates serotonin for the brain.

[chaosinhell666]

this looks like 2 much fun

[Slitka]

I was waiting for you to say "Hes a seamen" at 5:13ish.

[gerantgerant]

@Slitka I love how there's this mythology that has grown over the years... to the point where now you quite well that my husband is a fisherman. GOLD.

[TheAuzzieDingo]

this shit is too funny...the telemarketers will end up putting you on the do not call list...lmao

[cozzyk]

Oh gracious quit making me laugh this much.

[gerantgerant]

@cozzyk Not a chance... glad you like the pranks!

[edaj84]

I have only just started listening to these but dude this looks like a fuckin EPIC!!

[gerantgerant]

@edaj84 This is my Lawrence of Arabia... Actually, it's probably more of a Transformers 3.

Either way... you're in for one hell of a ride!

[edaj84]

@gerantgerant ps. Sorry for the swearing :( not sure if you give a shit but I could think of no better way to describe this series!

[MyAction5000]

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[captainmat]

I want to go to Wyndale also and get a BJ from a prostitute. I've got a few dogs to cover the price. 

[gerantgerant]

@captainmat Hahaha... Windale is a hole populated with housing commission, pet goats and yeah, prostitutes. You would love it there!

[sk1ppie]

@gerantgerant lets not forget Islington guys fuck wendy at windale

[recarco]

lol..this video is epic

[recarco]

visa, Mastercard, Divx and Avi files..lol

[crummynz]

I lost it after he started listing video formats

[littlefeat72]

nancy is the most fucking patient person in the whole world

[JanMetabolic]

nacy needs to improve her intro

[catcrazy44]

The facial expressions are epic! LMAO!! :)

[TheSpeakofthetruth]

ROFL at the ending!! hahahaha

[flashdamingo]

wonownwonwownwonwon LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[mzxstarbright]

This is Nancy.. I love you too.. lol

[TomWojtk]

11:26 LOL

[frost2021]

When you started crying over not being her friend I almost died from laughing... seriously i choked on my own spit somehow xD

[MasterMaxD]

you couldnt fit the other parts into this 22min vid?

[gerantgerant]

@odameyer Ahaha... I admit, I don't even know where that came from!

[Elzars]

LOL Do I have to supply my own armour ?

[Elzars]

Lmfao LOVE IT! So looking forward to ALL these calls. Very well done!

[gerantgerant]

@Elzars It's insane... expect one a day for the next FOUR weeks!!!

[Elzars]

@gerantgerant Fantastic, Looking forward to these!

[RedUncle]

seriously, my friend - this is your most brilliant piece yet... I am overjoyed haha!!

[gerantgerant]

@RedUncle This is but the beginning, as you may have read by my earlier comments I am up to my 18th call with Nancy at the moment... and she's coming back for more!!! - Tune in for one a day for the next FOUR weeks!!! - Even I'm blown away by the absurdity of this prank... and I've done some pretty absurd pranks!

[aussieidentity]

::::: The best part had to be when the telemarketer read back your number for the final time. Also funny when Nancy laughed, then you laughed, as I then laughed the exact same way unintentionally.

[gerantgerant]

@aussieidentity Little does Nancy know that when she laughs, the whole world laughs with her. It's actually quite beautiful when you consider it. I would have loved to have see that chain reaction of giggles... she's so cute when she is happy.

Ps. I did my 18th call with Nancy today and I've got her lined up for more!!! - It has now gone beyond insanity.

[aussieidentity]

@gerantgerant ::::: 18 calls! Hopefully Nancy isn't paid on a commission. Looking forward to seeing each one.

[gerantgerant]

@aussieidentity She is... :(

!!! SPOILER ALERT !!!

The only thing that is keeping me from feeling to bad is the fact that she is now trying to sell this holiday package to drunk driver about to be convicted of manslaughter! - Showers, car trips, Lord Kenneth Beaumont III, special guest appearances and a plethora of mad absurdities still to come!

!!! END SPOILER !!!

This prank is my Mona Lisa.

[LagMaster55]

Poor, poor Nancy...

[gerantgerant]

@LagMaster55 Yeah... and it gets worse. I start (almost) feeling sorry for Nancy around the ninth and tenth call.

[itsageoffrushthing]

"I'm just a telemarketer sir, I'm not your friend". Nice slogan!

[gerantgerant]

@itsageoffrushthing It should be a warning they give me every time they phone.

[Strikeslip]

WTF?!?!?! You gave Brad Johnson MY credit card number ! :-O

[gerantgerant]

@Strikeslip Awesome... your comments ALWAYS crack me up. You have quite the wit Strikeslip!

[hippoforbreakfast]

Bahahahaha!

"I'm just" "I'm just" "Asking you" "Asking you" ".....for the numb -" "For the number of the payment"

Dude this one was awesome!!! How'd you get the Youtube uploader to let you upload a 25 Min clip?

[gerantgerant]

@hippoforbreakfast My channel started allowing it about a month or two ago, it's just that this has been the first opportunity I have had to exploit it. Just this weekend another friend had their channel switched to this as well so I wouldn't be surprised if You Tube is about to allow this for everybody.

[hippoforbreakfast]

@gerantgerant Ahh sweet. I hope they do.

[Jamesinhongkong]

Oh shit, I am only at 4:28 and this is a riot!!!!!

[gerantgerant]

@Jamesinhongkong You're only on your first day of an entire month of pranks! - Strap yourself in.

[EvilBproductions]

Poor Nancy, fuck Brad.

[gerantgerant]

@EvilBproductions Brad Joseph was and is a right prick.

[maynardsmoreland]

Terrific job! And love the DEVO poster in the background!

[gerantgerant]

@maynardsmoreland Yeah, I'm a bit off a show off with my posters in this series...

[carterfelderva]

haha, WULWLWLWLWLWONEONEONE

[gerantgerant]

@carterfelderva ONE.

[CutClip]

i can't look at those eye rings

[gerantgerant]

@CutClip LOOK AT THEM!

[CutClip]

@gerantgerant no please don't make me, I just can't

[gerantgerant]

@CutClip I said LOOK AT THEM!!!

[CutClip]

@gerantgerant ok I did, but just for a second. Now would you please take them out?

[NixonRichardNixon]

holy shit, 25 minutes.

here we go.

[gerantgerant]

@NixonRichardNixon It's madness! - And I just got off the phone from Nancy once again... that's the fourteenth phone call in three days!!!

[CutClip]

@gerantgerant woah that end was creepy, 11111 tripple 6 mark of the beast

[redman68au]

I want my biscuit tickled to brad! while nancy gives me a BJ!

[gerantgerant]

@redman68au Prostitutes give BJ's for money!

[redman68au]

nancy is gaggin for it!

[gerantgerant]

@redman68au This prank is SERIOUSLY insane! - Nancy phones me ten times in one day... and then comes back for more!