9 Phrases Women Use: (aka ~ 9 words women use) - original version

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

Actually, "fine" is a word used by women when they know you are right, but don't want to admit that they're wrong

[thespoofers222]

Yes i have learned the language of women

[tigger7740]

POWER TO WOMEN. Men all you think is with your dicks and talk about how women we behave. Stop nagging....if you think women we are difficult, then go associate with your fellow men or date men. Adios

[WurlWideHustla]

@tigger7740 agreed!!

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

@tigger7740 The only women who accuse men of only wanting sex are the kind of women who only have sex to offer.

[onlyway2christ1]

Women live as one big MYSTERY, like men need to figure them out!!!

Honey, what can I do for you today dear, HE ASKS. Her reply, OH NOTHING!!!

Then they wonder why relationships or marriages are falling apart!

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

@onlyway2christ1 Women aren't complicated. The equation 1+2=7 isn't complicated, it's simply broken.

[rockthisboyee]

It's past time to turn the tables on women. Why have men become slaves to the endless and mindless stupid shit women put men through, ad nauseam? Women are not mysterious, they're manipulative. That solves the mystery. All hail the solution.

[SPOKENFOR36]

So true! haaaa..I can't even argue with this..

[beachblossom67]

i think i should create a bootcamp....

[sofunnyitssad]

And they say men don't understand women haha. sounds like you understand just fine

[Stellarrose18]

@izman 20

You're right, women aren't morons. Most MEN are. Especially you. How often do you see women going around raping men and molesting children? How often do you see men? (rhetorical question btw, incase you couldn't figure that one out). I don't know what you're "hoping" for for women. Most women are already at a higher thinking level than most men. I don't think there will ever be hope for most men, especially ones like you. And be thankful if you have a wife, the poor thing.

[drewhadou]

@Stellarrose18 "women aren't morons. Most MEN are". now what does that say about the the state of sexism in this country? but trust and believe, if a man said the reverse about women being self centered, money hungry, shallow, egocentric bitches, you'd lose your little mind and call foul in a heartbeat. "Most women are already at a higher thinking level than most men"...yeah, that's not misandrist at all.

[drewhadou]

@Stellarrose18 stupidity isn't allocated solely on gender, as you've JUST proven in saying something as blatantly dogmatic, sexist, obtuse, and unfounded as "most women are already at a higher thinking level than most men". straight up being skatterbrained, illogical, irrational, inch deep, and self absorbed doesn't mean ANY of you possess any cognitive or intellectual compacities that i, or any other man of fair intelligence, do not.

[drewhadou]

@Stellarrose18 the day you "ladies' finally manage to pull your heads out of your assess, and drop this notion that all of you are sacrosanct and infallible creatures, MAYBE men and women will finally meet up at the concensus that "BOTH GENDERS HAVE FLAWS". and believe it or not, women has just as many (if not more) mind numbingly stupid, unbearably unattractive qualities as men. trust me, my experiences have proven as much,

[drewhadou]

some of the worst wrongs i've ever been dealt were at the hands of women, and despite that i can still try to deal with people and show them respect when its given in return. so, that all being said to say, a lot of you females need to get the fuck over yourselves.

[drewhadou]

that "i'm perfect because i have a vagina" nonsense is just to mask the fact most of you are insecure, angry, alone, and pissed off at the fact that passed the age of 35 most of you will lose the primary allure found in your looks, and you'll be forced to face how wholly dull, repulsive, and uninteresting you are on a personal or intellectual level, while many of us "lowly men" will be growing wiser, happier, and more content with age. you bitches need to get a clue and grow the hell up.

[drewhadou]

oh, and PS. that "us lowly men" line was sarcasm, just in case you didn't catch that (see how equally condescending that is to both sexes? isn't learning fun?) lol

[Spaderize]

LOL

[Nacho66]

Your pimphand is WEAK bro.

You'd be best served by not being such a mewling, self-hating, horse's-ass.

You need Game my man, and fast.

[crazy4mickie]

I love how this is so stereotypical. The woman does all the housework and stuff with the baby the men jut sit around all day watching sports; and of course none of the men are gay.

[izman20]

I know this stuff. Im glad others do too. I makes me mad when wife uses pjases like this on me when I dont deserve it. She has preprogrammed herself to use these terms from learning from her mother or using them on her past boyfriends. I catch het using those phrases and immediatly stop jer from doing anything stupid. I believe women are not morons and that there is still hope for them...

[shoanmarie]

Funny! A lot of men could learn reom this and save us all some trouble!

[lauriem1967]

I loved that, gave me a good chuckle after my chocolate shock from the holiday weekend.

[ugotpimp]

woman suck and are over rated. just bang them and toss em out with the trash

[Belle268]

Hahahaha... It's soo True...

[luv2bud]

One phrase I (a man) use: "Fuck you, bitch. You wrecked my life. I want a divorce. I don't care how much it costs me; I just want to see less and less of you as time goes on, until, one fine day, I never have to see you again!"

[RatedR555]

gay

[torrid426]

Its all true.

This is why the divorce rate is so high.

When a guy asks "whats wrong" the woman says "nothing" then nothing had better not come up later.

[crazycookiekim]

i love this...and it's so true ^^

good job : )

[Flanative57]

This is `right on the money` ,,,,Great Job !!

[ENDProductions1]

i got the "whatever" thrown at me multiple times today :P

[818zLilKrazy]

lmaooo 2 thumbs up!

[itubeyoublah]

gotta love the toilet paper dude

[Capnwabbit]

The expression women use that drives me nuts is "I don't know". Of course they bloody know, they just refuse to put it into words (communication skills eh?).

[meehalee21]

30 women watched this video =)

[scamon01]

@meehalee21 Awesome! hope you liked it.

[MikoYousei]

@meehalee21 I'm a woman and i watched it i liked it. Because its true, but the reason why its like that is because Women beat around the bush instead of saying what they mean especailly when they are pissed as well as when a guy is completely clueless on what the fuck is going on. Guys are simple kinds of people that don't complicate and most of the time will say what they mean. Women are the type that over complicate yet still are empathic . Of course there is much more to it than that.

[Jarack123]

@MikoYousei so true

[zedamasio]

cool!!!!!

[LebPuppy]

These are phrases used by immature women... Many of us aren't so sarcastic and bitchy. Sad, but I think most of us are...

[xsushx]

He he he :P

This is hilarious!!!

(i'm a girl btw)

[ActaNonVerba71]

(most) women are the most selfish creatures imagineable. many are reasonable with their kids, blood family members, and good friends but that's it. As far as adult males are concerned, even husbands and boyfriends, they only care in the way that a racehorse owner cares about his horse. Either he performs for me and brings dividends or fuck him, he's useless and needs to be put down. any man that buys into women being "caring" or "victims' is a fucking idiot.

[RobertDeLeo]

i LIKE JEJE

[dropandlongD]

METALLICA!

[hottiegirl4evaaa]

OMG!!!!So true!!I hope that when guys see this video finally get what we mean by those phrases.GOOD JOB!!:)

[komodore]

@hottiegirl4evaaa Or how about just saying "FUCK YOU", so we actually get the point and don't have to educate ourselves through Youtube? :P

[rubintax]

only if the women in your life are total bitches!

[SidePassenger]

This is hilarious! Really brightened my day :)

[KristalaStar]

almost too accurate

[nibargerswife51482]

sad thing is most of these are so true...lol

[slmwv34]

Very goood~~~~~~~~~~~

[HPnerdfighter]

id like to call you a sexist troll but you're kinda right xD ive heard these all a million times from my mother, ive also said them all at least a few times... xD

[narutoyondaime14]

so true!!!! oh lord, i said whatever to my bf. lol

[darkkiyasha]

xD Wow lol, you've decoded the Oh so OBVIOUS phrases women use. Ofcourse guys understand it like this. But it's when we catch them off their gaurd they're like WTF Always amusing and never old

[fntime]

Hey guy, there is an answer to the 9 phrases, "go fuck yourself, you can reach

me at the bar"

[scamon01]

tiger woods... is that you?

[darkkiyasha]

and when that happenes not only will you loose your girlfriend, loose your car, loose your money, loose you social life, and your friends will look upon you like an idiot, unless they are too idiots. I dare you to say this to your next girlfriend. And unless she was in a abusive background prior so she has no self defense or she is completely deprived of life and worships you like a god, I'd think twice about opening your mouth. ^_^ Thank you come again.

[MrSeeYouInTea]

@darkkiyasha i think you need to check the difference between loose and lose

[SHANiCEBABYx3]

This is so true. Good job for identifying our secret language haha

[ZenZudokai]

I have many friends that are girls that have seen this video. They all claim that all the phrases here are true. ;)

[Narnieawow]

lol I am a women and yes this is fact! Good job into reading our language lol

[ManofManyPasswords]

lol never get married

[southrules]

gay

[scamon01]

Sorry, please clarify: gay as in happy, celebratory, fun-filled? Or gay as in attracted to members of its own gender (which doesn't really make sense, as a video has no gender)? I will assume the former, and thank you for your old-timey compliment! Huzzah!

[southrules]

exactly

[darkkiyasha]

scamon01 FTW lol

[darkkiyasha]

how so?

[Jetflare]

lmao, i remember my mom saying the "Go Ahead" line quite a few times when i was younger....

[goohber1]

i laughed at this but i could definitely use some of these tips as i am shy, scared of rejection, for various reasons i don't wana get into but that's life. thanks again for making this video.

[fdzzxfgda]

lol..so true..and one can tell me the name of the song..it goes so well with the video :D

[scamon01]

I actually looped the songs together using acid loops.

thanks,

[dadautube]

for as long as childish men and motherly women are around, these 9 (or more!) statements will persist too of course.

[Ashurakira]

Holy cow most of them are actually true, my mum uses most of them....my sister and friends too... wow lmao

[faeriewocky]

The 'your welcome' was funny

[kaceydenise]

my boyfriend should watch this...

[coolangeli2005]

Partly right and partly wrong

[1R1U1S1S1]

this is too true! lol how sad... for me!  =(

[leonc1234]

Whatever!

[shafiqhor]

it shows that man can never understand women,vice versa.

[pimpinnevaslipin]

wow. . . this video couldn't be any more right. . .

100% truth. . .

and if ur a married man or in a long-term relationship. . . you already know these 9 rules by heart. . . .

this is why i keep my mouth shut. . . it keeps the house at peace

[CDS1120]

Funny as hell...mainly because it's true!

[skeletonmom]

I have one I would like to add: "What the fuck"!

Of course, I am more vocal than most women. This is a definite cue for my husband to run like hell...LOL...just kidding...

[PorchMonekyForLife]

this is why i keep my mouth shut ...

[superman96]

First off this guy is the biggest pussy for making this in the first place..proving he gets punked around by his gf all day...you should be ashamed to call yourself a man.

[whiteicedragon84]

You are an idiot, he did it as a satire. Its stereotyping in a humorous way. Even if he is a punk and let's his gf push him around... this video is still right in most of these explanations. That's the joke. To bad complicated humor is lost on you.

[AneesaColeman101]

it may be a joke but it's the truth XD

[TamarasMakeup]

hahahaha

[cboone01]

i love this haha

everything here i cannot....not agree with haha

[OutOfTheBoxThinker]

If only I had stumbled on this video a year ago.... :-p

[gr8indasack69]

this just proves women are stupid liers and god hates lies

[amyv92]

whatever!!

;)

[AneesaColeman101]

or we are sarcastic people because men can't figure out what's wrong for themselves.

[apbrit2009]

finally, a translation!

[herabored1984]

this is so true........i do it myself all of the time!!!

[dihoney07]

lol hahahaha i do say those things :D all the time :D haha

[lordinance]

fricking brilliant

btw what does lmao mean?

[thelamestcoolperson]

laugh my ass off

[deepfreezevideo]

Michael Roche is my hero.

Great filmmaking.

[keniteslayer]

YES...this guy is my hero....

[mellowmark1]

You're so gay.......

[benzlover55]

true....

[SoldierAlexandra]

ahahahaha!!!!lol:))))very fun

[IvanaToke]

# 4 & 6 is for YOU ,PAUL!!!

This message was brought to YOU by my Cheeky Monkey friend in courtesy of how U SUCK!!

:o

lmao

ps

she mad me do it?

lmao

NOT!

[IvanaToke]

# 5 was my fav.

lmao

[ecynara]

One learn something everyday. Thanks

[360FTW666]

cheers man now i can no when my gf is annoyed at me and when she is gonna take the piss to get dressed!

[pinegrove33]

Ffffing brilliant

[XxPnuemaxX]

Hilarious and true.

[JunkyardKid]

what's so incredibly difficult about saying what you mean and meaning what you say? It eliminates confusion.

[jakman2010]

women think to in depth about things that actually have a very simple solution sooo yeah guys may be dumb but women are the original cause of all drama on the planet

[rock2mybeat]

well HE knows what he's talking about :)

[HipHopJun]

I cant stand females sometimes, especially when friends are over, and they're in their little mood, its embarassing...

[kleishy2k]

The one who completely understands what women are saying ;D

[scamon01]

Ahhhh, that's Mike...

[kleishy2k]

omg i want that guy so much! I wouldn't need to say a word EVER! lol

[scamon01]

Ummm... which guy? I'll tell him...

[TarotLadyLissa]

awesome

[rejectedwolf]

tee hee. Know I understand wat my mom's saying!

[DontBcilly08]

Awsome! Thank you for educating millions of men. Lol. It is really hard to understand when women say things but they really don't mean it and what they really mean, they don't say it. So deceptive.

[Autumnvicky]

I love this dude, he's smart! Great video, educate the male population!

[mokshjuneja]

this is brilliant!! :-)

[scamon01]

thanks... tell your friends. : )

[catsmithyu]

Number 1 is mute....A woman is always right even when she's wrong

[XxLuciferosxX]

man, are we that scary??

[melistanbul]

unfortunately, as a woman I have to admit that these are soooo correct, I use them as well and exactly in these meanings.

[Seflioinna]

DO you have any more this kind of videos ? I've watched both "11 Phrases MEN " and this one but I just kind of wanna watch more ...

[scamon01]

we have "lots" of videos. the arnold dinglemeyer movie series (not to be confused with the stage version), the socially inept hostess, the toothrush and many many more.

thanks for watching. tell your friends : )

[Seflioinna]

They're so true !!!!

[sergejivanov]

awesome!

[RKingFaraday]

Mark Gornto also moonlights as a molder of young minds, ladies and gentlemen

[sunshineesfj]

Wow this would be a great video, and I would actually share it with my husband and friends, IF YOU WOULD CHANGE THE DIRTY WORD ON # 8. otherwise great.

[scamon01]

Thanks. You should be fine to pass it on. We bleeped out the word with a gong, just like on television and radio.

[ZorkFox]

The definitions are redundant. All you need to know is delivered in the tone of voice the woman uses when employing these words. :D

[scamon01]

Redundant? Redundant? Redundant? ... oh yeah, got it... redundant.

don't forget to subscribe : )

[dylf14]

i think i can actually use this unlike other utub vids

[pEEp0sr0cKdAh0Use]

FUNNY!!!!!!!!1

[upnampd]

I think it's great....I shared this with my guy, and he understands the translation! Now, I'd like to say "Thank You" (in all seriousness)

[hotrodrick1932]

Perfect!

[vkotis]

i like how fast the credits rolled by at the end LOL....

[guidafad]

just so you know i am a woman with sense of humor...but the 5minutes turned into a half an hour reminds me of the only partner i lived with,lol!

[georgesmithe]

Broads, they can never say what they mean. for instance when a man states, "bring me a beer" it means exactly that. "lets do it" means exactly the same. Beer and sex the two bacis food groups a man needs to survive.

[Susiesweet1]

"ahhhhhhh whatever!!" another great line...or.."not again!!" and the most famous "you did what??"

[racontoor]

This is pedestrian.

[scamon01]

Nah-ah, it took the bus.

Hmph.

[scamon01]

Wait a minute, you're the guy from earlier who said it was, and I quote, "Stupid." Make up your mind, man. And while you're at it, maybe watch a new video. There are a few more on this site, I think.

[racontoor]

I'm responding to you, not watching this again. Trust me.

[scamon01]

I don't know, you have admitted to using two different names. How do I know I can trust you? I think you ARE watching it again. And again, and again, and again...

In fact, how do I know all these positive comments aren't alos you, in dozens of other aliases? I don't! So you secretly love this video! Thanks! Don't forget to subscribe!

[racontoor]

This is as clever as your video.

[scamon01]

Thank You! I knew you were a closet fan!

[racontoor]

I'm guessing you and your friends are fans of Leno, too.

[scamon01]

A leno fan ?!? Now you've gone too far.

Have you favorited this video under all your aliases?

[nibargerswife51482]

I also use the sigh too

[nibargerswife51482]

haha the "whatever" one is so true down to a ti. I use that one a lot.

[agile76]

Now this is what UouTube is all about. Love it.

[annodogini]

This man has a firm grip on reality!

[yohojak]

oh fuck i just made a bunch of videos with this material!! sorry!! i found it on internet!

[scamon01]

It's ok, so did we! :) This was an email that was forwarded to the writer/director. We won't sue you.

[ib2fast]

LOL Great!

[nette044]

Very true and we are always right

[Birdsrabbitscheese]

You're spot on! I use variations of all of these except the last.

[cruxster]

My god, someone has been spying on my wife. She does them all - famous in the family for the SIGH - the kids respond with 'pack your bags, you're going on a guilt trip.

[scamon01]

i love the "guilt trip". coming soon you'll see the phrases men use.

[fredluver1227]

omg i use theses all the time!!

[BassHolly40594]

hahaha this is so true!

[Randy06600]

Lol ! Good video ! lol !

[tsukiyoru19]

lol wow this is actually true now that i think about it i DO say these things like, every day (or almost)

[AuContraire]

"Whatever.........." LOL!!!

[jackwhiskey]

And. . . .there are nine more newer reasons I stay single.  Thanks for posting that. LOL

[junkyjuice21]

yes, haha

[metalmaniac133]

thats funny!