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  • I play music in casinos for an Elvis impersonator. I was playing in Minnesota and after we were done playing music I waited for Elvis and the rest of the band to go to sleep. I went back into the casino with our bass player and on the 1st try on a 25cent machine I hit a Royal Flush! I won $1000 and gave the bass player $100 to keep quiet about it so I wouldn't piss off the other band members or Elvis! I might have gotten "slighted" on my pay had they known!

  • wow, thats huge! hard to find 2 dollar machines! Online they have up to 5

    congrats!!!

  • SHOULD HAVE DOUBLED IT, MUST PLAY ON YOUR MIND ALOT?

  • I hit a Royal Flush at the Mirage 4/16/2011, being dealt four and drawing the ace of diamonds. Pretty damn thrilling, a $4000 jackpot.

  • I got $457 for one of these bad boys. I danced.

  • Why are you not screaming from joy???

  • I just did that today in Erie, on a $2 machine. It was clubs, too !

  • this is demo...

  • call attended??? whats the number then am i right or am i right.

  • how do you call attendant when you win (so no one else tries to claim the machine) ?

  • @ojon12389

    There is a "service" button on every slot machine. You hit that and a white bulb turns on above your machine. The slot tech comes to you. NEVER leave your machine to find them, always wait for them to come to you.

  • I only hit a natural royal fulsh once in my life,at Atlantic City's Bally's Park Place on June 27,2005 for $1,142. It was a quarter machine and I bet the maximum 5 coins. I believe the 10,J,K and A of spades were dealt first,and BOOM!,the Q of spades comes up. This particular machine was one of the last of the coin-operated ones,many of the voucher-printing ones were already there. Since the machine paid up to 1,000 coins($250),I was handpaid by an attendant.

  • that's some catchy music, like a super mario game

  • this makes me sooooo excited!

    (bit.ly/PriscillaPlaysPoker)

  • What did you do with the money? Pay down your gambling debt?

  • Good job!!!

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  • Nice hit! Almost a sequential royal.

  • As Charlie Sheen might say... "Winning!!"

  • Id rather play real money poker against people I can see. Webcam poker on pokerview.

  • how does that happen

  • chance of getting a royal should be30,939 to 1 if 7 cards used (649 000 to 1 for a pat hand) so even if they paid 30 000 times your bet back they would earn money ,but they are very greedy so they only pay you 4000 times your money back. probability of getting a flush is about 3 % so it should pay about 33 times your money back???

  • @gix500 the odds go up loads because you can exchange your hand. Most video poker machines have a 95% - 100% expected return.

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  • man i love that music !

  • I use the system at AabedinDotCom/gamblingwizard it's very effective (you have to replace the word 'Dot' with a real dot, it's written like that because this thing won't let me type in the actual address!)

  • HOLY SHIT :D

  • When I lose, I just see it as another brick set into the road to ultimate victory--I win quite frequently. ;]

  • I love to see the "call attendant" display. hand pay baby!

  • ofcourse i ment 1:4000

  • and the chance to get royal flush in holdem is 1:600 000 , and in drawpoker probably close to that if u draw 2 cards coz there are 7 cards in holdem, so royal happens rarely and u should get maybe not 600k but atleast 100 grand to hit it but they give u only 1:2000...anybody knows where i can get good videopoker for free no deposits?

  • nice win

  • lucky shit why does that never happen to me i play the damn things nearly every week

  • Very nice!

  • kubotaman what for you placed two exactly same comments in few month period ? lol

  • wheres my share? J/K nice win

  • Jack of Clubs-- The Perfect Draw!!!

  • lucky! THe most I ever won on a video poker machine was $200, but thats with 4 Aces, or 5. And 5 quarters.

  • my best friend bob got a royal flush on the nickle machine at Slots-o-fun in vegas...he won $253.00; took us out to a groovey steak dinner at NY/NY

  • @tdoublee2006 And spent a grand total of ten bucks on that steak dinner, right?

  • @tdoublee2006 Nobody gives a fuck you worthless bag of shit.

  • @bannedagainfromutube ur just mad because u got kicked out of the casinos for slobbering on everyones cock to get some money to gamble with.

  • @MrDragonkin22 Nobody cares you worthless bag of shit.

  • wheres my share???? J/K nice win and congrats

  • I still have yet to get a royal flush! Been trying @ Mohegan Sun for like 10 years now! One of these days!

  • Not to brag because my mom says the same thing. I've gotten 6 royals in the last 4 months :)

  • What? 6 in 4 months? Sorry, I find that hard to believe. Did you hit with a wildcard?

  • It's not hard to believe. Some people spend dawn to dusk at the casinos.

  • Hello.

    I noticed that you commented on someone winning the royal flush jackpot on a video poker machine, and that you have been trying for years at Mohegan Sun. I know a couple people that work there, and I can tell you that Mohegan Sun has the worst odds for slots/video poker. The state allows certain odds and "somewhat" oversees the operations, but being an Indian Casino, they are self regulated. You may actually be better off in Atlantic City, where there is more competition among casinos.

  • Talent2008, you are absolutely right. Here where I live in New York State, Indian reservations casinos are self regulated. Thus, NYS authorizes Indian owned casinos to payback the state a certain monetary income every year. However, as far as to how that income is generated through casino daily operations are unknown. I have visited casinos in Vegas and I can tell you first hand that I have seen way more jackpots in Vegas than in NYS. No doubt, the machines in Indian casinos are rigged.

  • Hitting the top jackpot on any machine is the same no matter what casino you are in. The chances of getting lower tier payouts are dependent on what the machines are set at, but the top jackpot is the same odds whether you play at a casino giving 75% payback or 99%.

  • can you ever get tired of this song?? makes me want to go to AC!

  • I thought a royal flush paid $4,000. How did you win $8,000?

  • You are right. But this was a $2 Machine.

    $2 X 4,000 = $8,000

  • The player played a $2 dollar machine. Thus, 4000 credits x $2 dollars = $8000 bucks.

  • fuck that lucky bitch

  • INSANE~

  • actually, Himmer, you have it backwards. Video poker has some of the BEST odds in the casino. 9/6 jacks (this game) is 99.54% when played correctly. That means that the house edge with no promotion is just .46%. Slot machines are the machines that are set to a monster house edge (the kind where you just pull a lever or press a button where no skill at all is involved). And yes, you are right about Keno being terrible.

    And I love this song

  • Great Job!

  • nice got 2 times 4 of kind on that

  • Congrats, well played, i do like the poker machines, i especially like the high or lower version of the machines in which you play as normal but if you win with any hand you get a play a little high or lower card game (like a bonus game) for double of nothing, you win that and you can double or nothing again or take the winnings. I often struggle to find them in casinos though, to be honest i don't even know what their proper name is.

  • Congraturation!!

  • well it gave you 4 for it thats a good sign it wanted to hit for ya i guess, congrads!

  • Brad Pitt in Oceans Eleven: "why do this?"

    George Clooney answers: "Because the house always wins, unless you bet big when your times comes."

    Point made. [ten dollar bet max coin].

  • i just won a 1000 last week .. i hit a royal flush with 5 quarters

  • LUCKY!!!!

  • My grandfather used to play "Joker Poker" and would hit 5 OF A KIND constantly, $1000 each time, one day I remember we down to our last $100 each and went to eat, then he skipped desert and left to play joker poker one more time before we left and he hit again for $1000, and handed us all $250 each! We ended up staying an extra 4 hours then he went to play Let It Ride and hit a straight flush and the pit boss comped him a room for the night w/ free buffet breakfast for 4 in the AM. Fun Times!!

  • shit.... this makes me want to go back to the casino....

  • i noticed you got dealt 4 of them in the beginning. i bet you asked the machine very nicely for the jack of clubs and nearly lost it when it actually happened lol. Very nicely done tho

  • I've lost $1,000's playing $2 mode and never won anything. Good job.

  • isn´t the right order J 10 Q K A ??? J and 10 are wrong placed but it doesn´t matter

  • Correct...it doesn't matter.

  • Wow a Royal Flush and its also in the right order from left to right which is cool too!

    I played those poker machines and I just don't have any luck on them like you do! Good to know someone does!

  • fun!

  • nice. never seen that before

  • 48.000kr:)

  • cool congratulations i know the feeling. i actualy hit the jackpot at a casino in stockholm at the same type of machine giving me 5000 dollar ( ore 41 000 ) swedish crowns

  • Jesus don't get too excited now.

  • shit thats cool,. i was dealt a royal one time on my 21st b-day, and my very first hand on the 50cent , that was a great day

  • if the 10 and J was switched,he couldve gotten the sequential jackpot

  • wow nice

  • $8000 wow!! he probably spent $80.000 over the years to win that.

  • Yeah he probably did, but imagine how much fun he must have had.

  • @IrishRebelPride or he could one of those lucky bastards that set foot 1st time in a casino u never know :D

  • @IrishRebelPride

    video poker offers pretty good odds, i kind of doubt that myself.

  • 10.00 a hand.. big deal degen.

  • well done, 8.000 bucks won, now i bet your only 250.000 bucks down in the long run playing 10 bucks a ago..only one winner and it aint us...!!

  • royal flush.. very nice.. one in 17 million

  • Always play maximum coins. If you think small, you're going to end up small.

  • Hope u didnt try to double it up and lost it all :P

  • thats a nice hit if you got the balls ta play 10 dollars a hand

  • Very good! That was almost sequential. I myself prefer the 5 of a kind jackpots, much easier to get than Royal Flushes.

  • Of course they're easier; that and the wild royal flush on the deuces wild machines. I hit a wild royal recently, but, being a quarter machine and a fairly common hand, I only won about $25.

  • haha very nice

  • I pay $1.25 a hand Video Poker when I am in vegas and can lose $200 an hour easy at times. This guy was betting 10 times what I was per hand so I guess he stood to lose $2000 per hour.

  • Yeah no kidding! These guys who bet high win big but they also lose it faster too! I only take around 40 dollars a time at a casino and that on average usually lasts me 45 minutes and if im winning i can be in their for hours!

  • you should not even go into casinos, if you do not know how to spell "there"... not "their"

    and $45 is way too low anyways, just get some scratchers instead and stay at home and study English!

  • Yeah i guess 45 dollars is way to low! I won 400 dollars off of a 40 cent bet a couple nights ago and usually double my money! I dont spend all my money at the casino anyway, um only half! Cheers mate!

  • burnmaker01.... Shut the hell up!

  • burnmaker01.... Shut the hell up!

  • wow so after my comment you made one, and then you realized that i was mocking you... very fast turbo, you should check that down syndrome out.

  • english is the easiest language all over the world. for you american looser.

  • LOL wow I'm jealous

  • i will translate. "RF" = royal flush "of $2" = it's a $2 machine (5 coin bet is $10)

    "JB96" = jacks or better game with a 9/6 full pay paytable.

    Like any other full pay videopoker game, you win 4000 credits for a royal flush, when playing full coin. When the machine is$2, then the 4000 credits equals $8000.

    Hope that explains it.

  • I`m curious..Why did this win $8000?..Was there some sort of extra bonus?

  • RF of $2JB96 is $8000

  • Huh?

  • Royal Flush on $2 machine playing the Jacks or Better game with a 9/6 pay schedule. He won $8000 and there was no bonus. On a $1 (or quarter) machine, a RF pays $4000.

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  • that is incrediable, i always got royal flush's..but i never won 8000 dollars! O_o

  • Dodji kod cice da vidis kako se cuka

  • Even though im not old enough to gamble yet(not even close), the sound of a casino helps me relax.=D

  • kid...

    I wanna see how relaxing you will be when ur down 10,000 d0llars or more...

  • Yay to Go

  • Good for you hun =)

  • The comment had disappeared.

    Not same day,but same week.

  • Call Attendant??..Screw that..I wanna play more!.....Nice job

  • lol nice, i had it too this weekend! betting 1,25 euro (4000 x 0,25)

  • Thats amazing, Im sure you shit your pants on the spot, and ran around pointing at your screen eh?

  • WOW!! Royal flush, nice job!!

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