0619 Red Zone Cuba 07-10

[tripoli911]

This is like the seventh time Mike has dressed up in drag. I guess they're giving the viewers what they want.

[ChaoticYak]

If you see anything, film it. We'll put it in.

[Tareltonlives]

"ACTION-lessness"

The Curly jokes in this one are hilarious

"If you see anything, film it and put it in"

"The legendary singing Buick!"

[bjago01]

So.... wait, they were on the plane getting shot at and now they're walking through a garden. Err... are they dead or something? whats going on?!

[abmstie]

"She's been blind and all, since her husband got killed in the war."

Tom - "Makes sense."

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

The legendary Singing Buick!

[ChaoticYak]

I am the dark spector of food!

[SpikeJet2736]

01:10

Wow, these guys are as sneaky as Solid Snake...'s pet turtle

[Gigrantula58]

Kevin Murphy said before the SciFi era that this is one of the worst films they ever did. Now, after the SciFi era, it is still one of the worst they've ever done.

[Gigrantula58]

The legendary Singing Buick!!!

[hebahabahobaheben]

who's playing that piano

that's my daughter, she's wed to the devil!

[nhuether]

"Today's guard wears stylish flares"

I couldn't stop laughing...

[tombomp23]

8:00 At this point it's sealed as the worst movie ever. The characters literally just killed an old man. Why? God knows. It's completely and utterly inexplicable.

[AnnoyingSquib]

And people say Ed Wood is the worst director in filmmaking history. I disagree. At least Ed Wood's films are laughably bad. Colman Francis's films are terrible and Red Zone Cuba just absolutely HATES you. I'd rather watch ALL of Ed Wood's films in a row than watch even ONE of Fracis's films unriffed! At least Wood casts an interesting character like Bella Lugosi.

[pockypurse]

"My father was a can opener, my mother was a wood duck."

I died.

[Theburn77]

"The legendary singing Buick!"

[CarolinaOcelot]

I AM THE DARK SPECTER OF FOOD!

[triplehydra]

My reaction to this whole scene was "what"

[ChaoticYak]

I love that Mike doesn't bother to change his voice or anything when he becomes other people. "I'm T-Bone Burnett. ...no, that's not right either. Hold on. I'm Vicky Lawrence!"

[jayef53]

This movie is so depressing, it's funny. The diner scene makes you feel good to be alive.

[PunchSydeiron]

3:11 "Woob, woobwoobwoobwoobwooob!"

"If you see anything, film it; we'll put it in."

"Not the frog mine, no!"

[Feckinpaddy29]

Watah..Thoisty..Sick man.

[tripoli911]

I heartily endorse throwing her down the well!

[mrhandsome513]

@5:20 Mike coins the term "snuggie" for the first time on tv

[antgav79]

"AAA and the jumping trainning pays off, i stand correceted." lol

[watda74]

Why, Francis, Why? Killing the old man directly after an idle conversation without any insight as to the purpose of the crime other than maybe a homicidal urge which Francis obviously possessed. Excellent filmmak-...thorough storytel-...hell, it's not even worth the sarcasm!! BURN IN HELL, FRANCIS!!

Sorry folks. lol

[hardluckart]

ACTIONLESSNESS.

[Hanakia]

"Oh, the jumping training pays off! I stand corrected."

"Water. Thirsty. Sick man."

"Look at him run, the little fem."

"Hey Moe, Moe!"

Hey, more coffee! Alright!

[ChaoticYak]

ACHTUNG! I mean...

Nighttime again.

...and day.

*singing* Night and daaaaay!

I'm going to put on my wig again, see if that helps.

[Gjeorje]

...I thought Mike only turned into a woman when Pearl was around?

[changyimei]

I gotta get me a mechanical bull

My name is death i'll be your waiter

I suppose you boys will be wantin your check

[AuburnRed1]

I was just beginning to enjoy New Mexico/Cuba

Water...thirsty...sick man! Uh things you say to a guard! Things in prison. Ahh, pass!

I sensed there was mail.

My name is Death, I'll be your waiter.

[devospud]

it was a brave move on coleman's part to throw out all established film techniques in his quest to create the cinematic equivalent of a feature length bowel movement. bravo, mr. francis! bravo!

[Gjeorje]

@devospud -If Coleman`s made you smile, laugh, & feel a little better about life then it was all worth it.

[TimelordR]

@devospud Rather profound, sir.

[Dankore]

What really bothers me about this movie is, well, everything. But though it was edited in the mst3k version, there is a scene where its implied that Griffin, the most unlikable character since Mitchell, rapes the blind girl.

It completely changes my outlook on this movie. I hate it utterly. There's no purpose other to be snide and ugly. And no talent or spirit in anyone in the movie. I want to slap Tony Cardoza.

[Gjeorje]

@Dankore -It looks like everyone in this cinematic stool was cast from the ranks of the undead. I get the strong impression Coleman`s speciality was killing all joy & will to live in everyone round him....he really was the anti- Curley.

[giuseppi77]

@Dankore I think you deserve a medal for watching this movie unedited. Since the movie is too unbearable to follow, I have to assume that Griffin is Coleman Francis?

So he gives himself all the dialogue, opens his crotch the camera, strangles his bunk mate (unprovoked) and rapes another character. What a self-indulgent ass-wipe of a creature.

[msxeno]

@Dankore But on the plus side, nobody can accuse Mr. Francis of glamorizing the criminal lifestyle.

[weujen]

@Dankore So your fine with him killing the father but implied rape turns you off?

[Dankore]

@weujen What makes you think that I'm fine with the death of the father? As I said the whole movie is bothersome, but the rape scene pushes it over the edge, for me at least. Especially having seen the mst3k version first, then the uncut one, it was very surprising. I mean he is a thief, murderer and now a rapist. Not only that but he raped a blind girl after murdering the father for no reason. The whole movie turns me off.

[ChaoticYak]

@Dankore I read an interview with Tony Cardoza about BoYF, and he said that the random scene at the beginning didn't have anything to do with anything. Coleman Francis just liked putting in sex scenes. That's probably the case here, too.

[Oppledeldoc]

Look at that cowlick at 6:00. Now we know what became of Alfalfa.

[ComCodex]

Water. Thirsty.  Sick man.

[creatornat]

"I am the dark spector of foooood"

"My Father was a can opener...my Mother was a wood duck".

I must say, that can opener line KILLED me with laughter. :)

And those outlaws are jerks!*shakes fist*

[ChaoticYak]

Actionless-ness!

Ah, coffee. A Coleman Francis motif.

[jekblom123]

Frog legs, Steaks, CHICKEN?! That place has it all!!

[zorak1021]

@jekblom123 And the pie doesn't make you want to kill yourself.

[Dulcimerist]

@zorak1021 Cambot told me to kill myself in the opening credits...