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  • As long as I can hear it.

  • DAYUM LOOK AT DEM TITTIES

  • Wowcrendor was right.

  • Wowcrendor. That is all.

  • the blackkk geeeeeeyy so fannnyyyyy lol

  • Muffins707 is a complete fag! DSWrath for president!

  • @Allmotornaldo Your fag insult would have more of an impact if you'd take DSWrath's dick out of your mouth, just so you know...

  • I don't know what's more funny, Dave Chapelle or all the people here freaking out at Muffins77. By all the hate he's getting I thought he said something shockingly hateful, but fuck guys, he only asked if this was recorded on a toaster! You're all acting like he fucking killed baby Jesus or something haha. Don't get me wrong, I love toasters, but give the guy a break. I thought his comment was pretty funny. You people in the anti-muffins hate club are the real idiots here.

  • @carlinsaves or, you know, maybe the people who have done that "toaster" joke and every variation of it to death. it doesnt even fit this video.

    but yeah everybody freaking out on muffins is fucking hysterical.

  • @Donut117 Yeah, the joke has been done to death, but when I went looking for his comment there's way too many people getting way too pissed at him. Unoriginality is not a crime. I've read people who wrote racist and sexist comments who got less hate than this guy. But I guess cyber bullying is here to stay on youtube, so I'm wasting my time sticking up for the guy....

  • I like to dress up like a police officer, then go out and frisk random men on the streets.

    Don't judge me.

  • Can anyone tell me which show is this?

  • @tomasdelonge182 Killin them softly... his 1 hour special.

  • @Muffins707 Owned

  • Everyone...Thumb down Muffins and thumb up the real leader DSWrath!!

  • @Allmotornaldo I gave DSWrath a thumbs down. Muffins only asked if this was recorded on a toaster. I don't see why so many people were insulted by that. Grow up!

  • i make not be able to control what random women wear on the street but i can control what my girl wears and when i have a daughter she wont be dressing like a hoe

    isnt indecent exposure still a crime ? if we can get lockd up for sexual harrasment women should get lockd up for having basicly nothing on

    when i women walk up to a cop and say a man just grabbed my ass he should look at her and say BITCH LOOK WTF U GOT ON WHAT DO U THINK GONNA HAPPEN PUT SOME CLOTHES ON

  • this shit is so damn true!!!

    that is the 1st thing we would say DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITYS!! damn she got a phat ass BUT YOUR ASS HANGING OUT YOUR SKIRT

    dont dress like that if u dont want that kind of attention u dressing like they dress in porn videos so dont be shocked when u get your ass grabbed or something like wtf ITS NOT THAT DAMN HOT OUTSIDE IN THE SUMMER FOR U TO BE WEARING BOOTYSHORTS EVERY DAY CHEEKS HANGING OUT

  • please lady gaga stop dreasing like shit youre confusing people atleast explain what you try to represent.

  • Well.. The picture quality is okay, but its like 5 frames per second.. Luckily this standup doesnt really need to have awesome videoquality

  • diz still great quality dude no idea wat u talikin bout and F*CK ALL DA TROLLZ

  • awsome !

  • is this dave chappelle or a robot of dave chappelle?

  • hes so fucking amazing

  • 0:52, love his impressions, "just because I'm dressed this way, does NOT make me a..."

  • Looks like a ho, smells like a ho....not a ho? LADIES I'M CONFUSED

  • you are wearing a whores uniform thats fur shur

  • IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE.

  • Why are people so slow? i mean i already knew what he was gonna say/do when he mentioned the cop uniform... do people's mind need that "family guy-esc"-type flash back with a punchline to "get the joke"?

  • women take themselves too seriously with this type of narcissistic crap

  • If a women dresses like a whore she will get treated like one its a fact but that don't justify rape though

  • Happy ghost its confirmed u r a fool

  • I hope I can use this example some day.

  • lol look at the claps at 1:47, its like a slideshow

  • @aag2796 lol

  • Damn!! Look at those titties!

    --

    I spit my hot chocolate, out my nose, and onto my pants and almost died because I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

  • I was like damn out the top of her turtle neck that's crazy

  • Sorry typo "one"

  • I'm a female and I totally agree on what he's pointing out! Dress like on you are going to be presumed as one. Drop that knowledge!

  • @slipknotpsycho5891 it actually makes sense, it's just that you didn't get it. He thinks the video has poor quality, so asking if you shot it with a toaster is like asking if you recorded it with a really poor camera

  • @JKLG1 whoosh

  • @JKLG1 lol I think he got it u mop.

  • Thank you. I facepalm'd at his reply.

  • @Locksmith2dmvp he clearly didn't get it

  • @slipknotpsycho5891 i think the video quality if fine as long as i can see it and hear it! anyone else who don't like don't watch it!!! but anyway funny clip and keep up the good work :)

    -sillybunny

  • @Muffins707

    That joke works only if the picture quality is shitty. In this case there is just a slight video delay but quality is good. So you FAIL with your comment.

  • @DSWrath lmao.

    told em off.

    LIKE A BOSS!

  • @Muffins707 actually i thought it was decent recording

  • @Muffins707 what did you type out of your ass!?

  • @Muffins707 how unoriginal and incorrect, 55 idiots thumbs you up

  • @Muffins707 Your a fucking idiot, the quality is actually pretty good, stop watching this video on your Calculator.

  • @Allmotornaldo Comparing another device to the first fail doesn't make it any funnier

  • I goto watch a clip of chappelle and what do I get? A bunch of nags talkin about rape and other stuff. Look, rape is wrong n all, but it has notin to do with it; and not all men are rapist. If i said all women are superficial and want a bad boy or some guy with money, every chick wud flip out sayin "I'm not like that". This is about how women dress and get the attention they don't want.Women do the same thing with men in another way, if they see a guy wit money that all they see not the man.

  • not good in that...classical way.

  • this be one funny nigger

  • 126 gurls heard DAMN LOOK AT THOSE TITIES!!!!!

  • frame rate is shit

  • I've seen girls at clubs wearing close to nothing but a bra, and then they get upset when guys try to grind on them, what the hell do they expect??

  • @nahor88 yeah, i mean if you go camping, and leave a slab of bacon out, and a bear gets into what, wtf you expect?

  • DAMN!!! LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES!!

  • I hate scrolling down to see page long comments about racism and rape and all that bullshit. Just sit back, watch the video, and enjoy Chappelle.

  • hahahahahahahahah

  • "popping out of her turtle neck and shit" lmfao

  • HE IS SO RIGHT

  • I say this if a guy wants a whore then he should go pay for one at the corner of PCH in Long Beach man there are some ugly bitches down there. It will only cost you $20 $10 if you are lucky. Dressing a certain way does not give a guy the right to harass you just like a fine guy doesn't deserve to be hunted down by ugly fat women.

  • @1548207 how retarded are you? you just said "Dressing a certain way does not give a guy the right to harass you" but on the very first line you want him to go harass women "at the corner of PCH in Long Beach man there are some ugly bitches down there. It will only cost you $20 $10 if you are lucky" because there dressed like whores. wtf are you talking about seems like your cool with harassment as long as their on a corner

  • soo brilliant on how hes soo funny but yet soo true

  • Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

  • Coming from a woman its true..and I didnt hear the word rape either.

  • bottom line.its a joke.a funny one at that an it holds some truth to it, that being girls who dress like whores but dont like the type of attention your getting....change ur outfit.plain and simple.if ur trying to get a certain guy or guys attention it only brings up more questions like what type of dude are you trying to attract?????....and thats just one of many.

  • You could be fully dressed and get raped you don't have to be nearly dressed to be rapped!

  • @mizzplayababy True. but don't blame the whole gender please.

  • @manofdamatch Im not blaming the whole gender im just saying.

  • DAME LOOK AT THEM TITTES!! XDD

    #CTFUU!!

  • this is the greatest moment, point to be made ever in comedy central. this guy was a genius, what ever happened to the might chappelle ?

  • Lmao...true, true, true!!!!!!

  • @80sdjgmoney

    if you're a moron, just write "true!!!" a lot of times

  • Lmfao!!!! True!!!

  • that is soo true!

  • i dedicate this to Hannah Montana and her Asian friens ,, ( Nicki manage and lady gaga too )

  • *Sigh* typical female arguments here. ALWAYS the mans fault. Because dressing like someone who sells her body for money, and men getting that impression is obviously the man being an obnoxious bigot.

    Simple logic will forever be beyond a womans grasp. Like driving.

  • @7CellarDoors If you were a woman you'd also say this to your own argument...Fuck you!

  • @7CellarDoors Oh you can sense my emotion behind a computer screen can you? I am not angry you pig I just think you deserve to be told to fuck off that's all

  • @sam3314 I love how you dont have any point whatsoever, and only serve to prove my point irrevocably. Keep babbling, moron. If only to make me laugh lol.

  • @7CellarDoors But you don't have a point neither.

  • @sam3314 Oh lord... Are you really this stupid, or are you trolling? Do you even... Forget it. You have clearly displayed your incapable of understanding even the most simplest of concepts, and thusly trying to wring out any form of intelligent comment from you would be like eating glass for nourishment.

    Go learn some life skills, like making a sandwich for the partner you'll never have. Or maybe read a book with no pictures in it. Then get back to me with a more educated response.

  • @7CellarDoors Well done sherlock you deserve a clap.

  • @7CellarDoors

    "Simple logic will forever be beyond a womans grasp. Like driving."

    ...and laughing at unfunny jokes.

  • @charlotteBraillie Wow... That was pathetic. Please try again.

  • Well I a, a whore and I got to clubs wearing a burka ;D

  • @sam3314 .........that's not funny. I'm not Muslim but even I know such behavior is haram.

  • @Volf99 It's the truth though, I actually wear a burka

  • @sam3314 then as I stated before, it is haram to be a whore, burka or no burka.

  • @Volf99 Good.

  • @sam3314 you are one egyptian BITCH forgot your religion hoe

  • @AxtoxthexJ Thanks for acknowledging my ethnic background,I am not sure what that's supposed to prove though because people don't have to follow stupid ideologies they're born under :)

  • @sam3314 that proves there is a ppl running this world illuminati zoinists or whatever they called

  • @AxtoxthexJ No that proves you're a douche bag who believes there are evil monsters under his bed and hasn't understood a single thing I've said.

  • @sam3314 or it proves that you a DUMB brainwashed american. u fucking should go n watch some of his new videos he will say right to ur face dumbass BTW i didnt say anything about his bed its our bed.

  • @AxtoxthexJ LOOL you are honestly confused, dude let's just leave it at there okay haha. By the way I am English not American! please don't make me puke!

  • @sam3314 thought u r jew or some shit

  • @AxtoxthexJ I am British Egyptian and I am an atheist not jew

  • @sam3314 wait wait wait wait am fucking confused. i mixed you with some 1 else woow am dumb sorry thought this was another video peace

  • Haha, looked it up and still got it wrong.  Apparently it is Chappelle with two p's.

  • Woman are SOOOOOO STUPID

  • @oscie1

    Then you must be a woman yourself. Surely a man would have the grammatical skills to know what the plural is of the word 'woman'.

  • OMG he is awesome!

  • That's why I like the muslim and christian nun outfit LOL

  • *Chapelle

  • @megy82

    Everybody writes 'Chappelle'. You're the only one that bothered to look it up?

  • Dave Chappelle, our new chastity spokesman. Love it.

  • lol

    funny

  • Next slut walk I'm going to show up in a cop uniform

  • @blind51de lol nice!

  • @MissPompousTwat

    True but like stillwell86 said 70% is showing I could look down and still be looking at them moral of the story, if you put it our there like that then be prepared for this type of response from men

  • @Just2Skillful4u

    A woman might 'put it out there' because she's trying to seduce one particular guy. It's possible that there are other men around who see her, but why on earth do they think she dressed like that for THEM?

    Also, no woman will mind if you quickly glance. But harrassing her, calling her names is unjustifiable, no matter how she's dressed.

  • @MissPompousTwat as one female to another If a woman has to dress like a slutty to get even one guys attention then shes not worth it not even to herself. IF you have to go out wearing practicaly nothing to get a mans attention then what of us who dont & STILL get the attention. I roll with the if you can turn heads & dress appropriatly then you know ya got "IT". Cheap low self esteem or nothing above the neck to offer a man kind of women, dress cheaply. Simply put I'm with dave on this one. :)

  • @BlackMambakins

    OK, what if doesn't have 'IT', and her breast are the nicest looking thing about her? I suppose according to you she'd just have to hide in a closet in stead of trying to seduce a guy she likes?

  • @MissPompousTwat

    if u have to seduce a guy in order to get him to like you then ur setting urself up for a fall anyway cuz trust me ur not d only girl who can or will "excite" him...guys might take a girl looking like a slut home with him but 90% of the time he wants nothing more than some "fun"

  • @7seraphim

    That's all very interesting, but my point is that even if she has low self esteem and is not that pretty and overcompensates by dressing revealingly... it still doesn't give men the right to call her names or harrass her.

  • @MissPompousTwat Then she shouldnt get pissed if guys which we both know stare at body parts hanging out . The point is or was is a woman can have more to offer & I refuse to think all we are is some dudes fuckdoll. We both know every person male or female has "IT" maybe a sense of humor a funny wit it doesnt always have to be T&A, ya feel me? I mean to each his own but I have been happily married 20 plus years using my brain my wit & a lot of laughter the T&A was just a bonus. Peace! :)

  • @BlackMambakins

    I dress conservatively, but because I have big breasts, some men stare at me. I'm not talking about a quick glance, I'm talking about a real aggressive, arrogant stare as if I owe them something. Don't tell me that's acceptable. The point is: most men have the decency to stop looking when they see I notice, so it's not about how women dress, it's about how arrogant some men are.

  • @MissPompousTwat In the end it is how we present ourselves men/women and usualy when I get in your kind of situations, I simply say in passing "Amazing right I mean tits in real life and not on some screen while ya hold your lil dick in one hand and some lotion in the other." Usually stops them from staring. :P hope that helps! :)

  • yu r wearing a whore's uniform lol

  • Nothing worse than when some slut gets insulted when you look at her tits, when she dress so that you can see 70% of her tits.

  • @Stillwell86

    There's a difference between looking and STARING. If you 'have' to look (because you're an ape and can't help yourself) at least have the decency to stop looking when it starts to annoy her.

  • @MissPompousTwat Why? If it annoys her, the simple solution is the put some clothes on. Only reason I have not to oogle half naked breast, is very hot weather. Then I'll only sneak a peak. The funny thing is, women knows exactly what they are doing when they dress like that. Pretentious is the name of your game, bæbæ!

  • @Stillwell86

    And we're back where we started. *sigh*

    It's not worth wasting time over, is it? I mean, what woman would give a fuck what you were looking at anyway.

  • What he says is true

  • @MissPompousTwat Umm I'm pretty sure she said that she was. Isn't that what that part where she says "that I AM one" is talking about? If not then she's not making any point and she should agree that Dave Chappelle is awesome. And @charlotteBraillie I wasn't specifically talking to you when I said "your tits" or anything else I said in that comment. I was referring to the women that dress that way.

  • @jfoster9595

    I said I WASN'T. I said "...doesn't mean that I AM one". Notice the "DOESN'T mean".

  • 1:30 - 1:38 had me dying

  • How did rape even come into this conversation. I thought this video was about how women dressed, not why women are raped. And not all men are rapists btw, so don't go taking shots at me because you're a rape victim. If you actually were, I feel bad yes, but don't go around on YouTube looking for sympathy and picking arguments about stuff like this.

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  • @jfoster9595

    I think she clearly wrote she's NOT a rape victim. Reading comprehension, get some!

  • @jfoster9595 These things are unfortunately intertwined. Many rapists claim that the victim was "asking for it" with her choice of clothes, and the sickest thing is that the victim's outfit actually IS taken into consideration at the trials.

    Imagine going out with your girlfriends, and since pretty means hot, you dress hot - some shorts and high heels, a sleeveless top for example. And then you ger raped because you were "asking for it".

  • @AnkokuEvangeline

    "the victim's outfit is taken into consideration at the trials"

    I know that used to be the case, but I'm not sure if that's true any more. I thought I read somewhere that nowadays it's even forbidden for lawyers to ask a rape victim "what were you wearing?"

  • @MissPompousTwat The clothes of the victim is absolutely irrelevant. A woman can walk around stark naked, but that does not justify the actions of others. A woman's clothes cannot be used for the justification of rape, by law. And anyway, a discussion on rape is just as irrelevant for this video. Let's just laugh at Dave Chappelle and move on..

  • @S5ate99lit3e

    Irrelevant? Isn't that what he's trying to say : if you dress like a hooker, don't complain if you get raped?

  • @MissPompousTwat Your an idiot

  • @callowaymotorcompany

    What am I supposed to do with that information?

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  • What if he/she is wearing a shirt that says "please rape me"?

  • @jfoster9595 wasnt about rape, was about how women dress and what men think, jesus

  • @willyjhopuky That's exactly what he/she said.

  • @HeyMan096 hahaha, yeaa juts caus eim deressed this way does not make me a whore.

  • @willyjhopuky No, I mean that he was talking about some chick who was bitching about rape a month ago, he didn't just bring it up randomly.

  • @HeyMan096 whatever its funny

  • @jfoster9595 I watched this video 3 times and listened very closely, but not once did I hear the word 'rape'. It's just about the fact that some girls dress a certain way and are not happy with the kind of attention they get, while that kind of attention is very normal with the outfit they're wearing. I has nothing to do with rape, because rape is just plain wrong. And that comes from a girl.

  • LMAO!

  • @charlotteBraillie Well I think this whole issue is pretty easy to solve. If you don't want men staring at your tits, cover them up! Don't go flaunting them around thinking men aren't going to look at them. If you don't want to attract attention, don't dress like you do! If I want to attract a girl's eye, I'll dress in an appropriate way to do so. If not, I won't dress that way. Simple formula. Try it sometime.

  • @jfoster9595

    "Try it some time"?? I sure as hell hope this whole sermon wasn't addressed at me. How dare you use the phrase "your tits" when you're writing to a woman you don't know?

    And what do you know about how I dress? It's not because I take a stand against this video, that I dress like the women he describes. And it's not because I sympathise with rape victims (try it sometime), that I AM one.

  • @charlottebraillie that is one of the dumbest things I have read in a long time, you just fucking said he is helping to justify rape, what is wrong with you?

  • dig tht fuckin feminists !!!!! fuck u fuck u fuck u...dave chapelle... u sir are a legend

  • @1939PlymouthRatRod2 problem, officer?

  • @1939PlymouthRatRod2 problem?

  • LMAO..!

  • Man, he totally has a point.

    But as a girl, I feel pressure that says "sexy means pretty", so when I want to look pretty, I often go for sexier clothing.

    Maybe that will help you boys understand what a girl often thinks when she's getting dressed for a party.

  • @AnkokuEvangeline

    I agree totally. If you go to a club or a party you should be able to dress as sexily as you like. I don't even understand what his problem is. If he mistakes a girl for a prostitute, then that's embarrassing to him. No need to go on about it, he should apologize to her and make himself scarce and that's the end of that.

  • @charlotteBraillie The problem is that men see that as mixed signals. Many of them think women dress skimpy because they are offering free sex or something. You should see how many rapists defend themselves by saying: "She was asking for it with her slutty outift!"

  • @AnkokuEvangeline

    Of course they'll SAY that, they have to justify themselves somehow.

    But when they harrass a woman, they know very well she's NOT asking for it.

    They also know that they'll probably get away with it if the victim is dressed a certain way,

    and videos like this only make it easier for them to get away with it.

  • @AnkokuEvangeline But you have to understand what kind of attention that would attract, surely? I understand your plight, but shoving off the blame on the male gender is pretty irresponsible, and essentially just an excuse. Not that I condone boorish behavior, male or not.

  • @7CellarDoors I'm not shoving the blame anywhere. On the opposite, from your comments it seems you're shoving the blame completely on women. I could just as well say that just because a woman looks hot, it doesn't give you an excuse to only think with your lower brain. You're a human being, for gods' sake, not a dog in heat.

    It doesn't take a genius to recognize a slut from a girl that wants to be hot tonight. Try doing that.