Conker's Bad Fur Day (The Cows)

[delts99]

no swears

[Nejibana2]

Dumb Cow

[busterbrown17]

I hear that x rated games r rare because not many adults play them any more because they all got jobs

[busterbrown17]

X rated game right

[007mitchellq2]

this is disturbing. 

[tron4312]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uu fuck



[sonicties]

that bull is birdy

[mortonandroy]

I don't really understand why they both had to die. I mean, what wrong did they do?

[victorhugo2826]

@mortonandroy They did not nothing wrong only fault is that nintendo is a basterd...this game was suppost to be kid friendly then turned into this shitty shock humor trash.

[spark7570]

Conker is more orange though......

[Joona1410]

SERIOSLY!

1: Bad Words....

2: BLOOD!!!

3: POOING COW?! THATS ENOUGH! IM GOING TO FLAG THIS!!!!

[BollyBibby]

It's a good thing he wears gloves

[Joona1410]

THIS GAME IS NOT REALLY FOR KIDS: When The Bull Kills The Cow, THERE IS BLOOD!

[Axeldin]

@Joona1410 no dip that's why it had a mature rating on it >>

[eclectica1]

@Joona1410 No shit sherlock. Hence the age rating.

[glitchyjoe64]

@SparkTehHedgehog Don't play the blame game, where playing the name game

[Deangelo21530]

Hahahah! thats game is somthing eles.

[Xepher17]

The Music is priceless XD

[stylotek]

why the cow die .....

[cantsnapurpicture]

that cow sounds a lot like salad fingers

[MeetSimmio]

Aren't bulls colorblind?! D:

And not to mention Conker is orange!

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[MissNatapink]

@MeetSimmio Indeed they are,but they are attracted to movement,but hey,it's a cartoon world,so things may not go as they would do in our world.

Well,he's supposed to be a Red Squirrel,a ''Rare'' species,mostly in England.

...Ok.

[2FunnyVersionIV]

Whatever that purple stuff is, I sure don't want to drink it as it gives the cows diarrhoea.

[Qdude10]

@2FunnyVersionIV It looks like prune juice, a known laxitive drink

[MrSonicroks]

7 parents disliked this.

[ghofspa1]

''I don't see anything red around... Oh!

Here we go again''

Conker's had experience with the ol' prejudice.

[punklover99]

@SparkTehHedgehog i guess he's a expert on squirrel how else would he know

[TheDragonriderdrake]

bulls actually only see black and white

[fluffispearlo]

"its like the screaming shits, it is!"

[1337beatagent]

If the bull dosen´t like red then he should´t look in the mirror because his friggin eyes are red.

[drakemanification]

"It's like the screaming shits it is, im outta here!!!"

[Komanekin]

oh charming! xP

[MultiVietMinh]

my penis popped

[Kitty52]

@SparkTehHedgehog Well, people whom have orange hair are called red-heads, yet their hair isn't red. :P

[ChrisERiley93098]

@Kitty52 LIES! They are called gingers.

[metalsonicdoll]

0:19-0:40

my new catchphrase

[MegaDEATHa]

Wow What a Racist.

[2FunnyVersionIV]

Note to self: Don't drink anything that gives you diarrhoea.

[thebebo134]

i want more games like this!

[TotallyLisaCartoons]

0:40

That's what I say when I hear someone swear!

[TanaMeken5]

I don't understand why they censor out fuck, but not shit. Its not like one is worse than the other and then they changed it in L&R so Twat Fuck and Shit were all censored,t' what the fuck is this s******g little world coming to.

[Claimthestorm]

Reeddd Reddd I don't like Red I hate Reddddd Go AWAY.

[5Reizen5]

Is this game(The original one) on Xbox360?

[TheJetpilot12]

that cow was full of shit

[Shadow082098]

Sucks that "fuck" is censored in American media, this would be so much nicer without the bleeps everywhere

[MountApple]

Moo!

[Thecommander248]

Why did the bull slaughter that poor cow? Dear Lord!!!

[zjs110]

lmfaooo best game ever and 1 of the best parts

[TheDemonRifle12]

its like everything has to do wit poop

[izlude2]

anyone remember when this game came out? i don't think ANYONE expected this xD  lol....

[Kirby90886]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL GROSS GROSS GROSS

[Kirby90886]

OH GROSS!!!! THAT GIRL COW SAID I GOT THE SCREAMING POOPS

[ut2k4wikichici]

wow the graphics where great for 2001 console game, what a classic!

[geeksneakphr34k]

lol the bull hates gingers too

[snakexprincess]

LMAO!!! XD

dis brings back soooo many memories lol

ive been trying 2 look for dis game everywhere i miss it!

this game is so Hilarius XD

[VampyLuLu]

I've been looking for an N64 to play this game XD

[rujikin]

You still here? %#&$ off!

[MarvelVulcan]

This game expanded my vocabulary in the worse way ,love saying squitters lol .

[Lrdvltr]

I remember my mother renting this game for me because Conker was my favorite character in Diddy Kong Racing. I was playing until this scene came on and my mother was sitting behind me watching me play it. She then hit me and returned the game immediately.

[FullmetalSnake4501]

@Lrdvltr You should have hit her back..this game is rated M for "Mature" lol your mom messed up.

[Rampardos1337]

@Lrdvltr

I pictured that scene in my head.

I laughed.

[dragonbaas]

wheres the great mighty poo when you need him

[FireRagnarok]

@dragonbaas Maybe that's what spawned him...

[TheKurynDarb]

7 People got the screaming shits

[ReadyTwoFightBack]

this shit brings back childhood memarys

[MrBladeoa]

why would you make a game look so much like a childs game but mature stuff in it 0.0

[SonicVSJasonGriffith]

@MrBladeoa

Because not only children can appreciate cute, colorful graphics? Because cartoons are not just for kids? Nah, it couldn't be that simple...

[moldraxian]

Banjo Kazzoie who was made by rare has an easter egg in the level Rusty Bucket Bay where one of the small posters is Conker.

[TheChannelOtaku]

Conker IS a "red" squirrel though.

These parts were so hilarious; what a cynical game. XD

[jdlubinski]

A SHITTING COW! TA DA!

[Kohdok]

I say, this is FAR from dignified...

[MeetSimmio]

3:00 Don't just stand there and shake your ass around! GET TO THE CHOPPAAAA- I mean shithole. Get to the shithole.

[RelapseXP]

I remember my parents took this game away from me. They said it was bad! I can see how now. I didn't comprehend it at the time. Great game though. Ahead of it's time.

[Voldemortfan675]

ooh moo ooh the screaming shits

[Linguma]

lol why did he kill the other cow?

[CrazyClara101]

IT'S LIKE THE SCREAMING SH!TS!!!!OoO

[uberhaxor69]

why am i such a fat bast.....LOLLLLLLL

[randomstuffisrandom]

whoa he relly dosnt like his eyes

[QWERTYCommander]

Rare actually is thinking of being a 3DS developer, so they might either A: remake this game, or B: make a sequel for it (hopefully)

[JTHMBirdGuy777]

The first time I played this, I fell into the big whole in the center of the bull ring, and I was thinking "Oh no, not there! Oh, I'm gonna need a shower after this one."

[danecook321]

I was playing this the other day and my sister asked me, "Are you playing Veggie Tales?!" I said, "Trust me, it's the exact opposite!"

[superawesom3]

SCREAMING SHITS!!!!!!!!!

[penguindiverz]

1:20 i thought he was orange

[lollidahotz]

hahahaha!

[Megablueforce]

SCREAMIN SHITS!!!!

[NubeAndNuber]

Damn, why didn't I find this game sooner. I'm 12 and I wanna buy this game, lol

[erikawesome10]

the first thing i said when i saw the purple stuph, was "DRINK YO DAMN PRUNE JUICE"

[sleeming88]

SCOUSE BEETLES!!!

[ubermedic]

lol, i loved this game, i play it to this day

[31operafan]

Ugggh.... This makes my stomach churn. :p But it's still funny.

[samzachbros]

is it just me who got a boner?

[Zuifan]

@samzachbros nope

[QwarterZ1]

YOU STILL HERE? F&%# Off

*dead*

[saurfan]

i love how alot of people treat conker like crap but ocnker like always has a nice good attitude about it lol go conker FTW!

[ApinaMiesification]

...ard ?

[Demondbunny]

@ApinaMiesification

Ard=Hard

It's a regional thing

[kingdomheartshalo]

Im looking for some poo xD

[Rebecca7779]

lol. I remember playing this game when i was like 6. im 10 now. haha this was the only level i could beat. :)

[1vulpixgirl]

What kind of game is this??? o_0''

[louisvercetti]

again dont feed your cows what they dont like

[Thepickle54man]

What WAS that purple stuff!? Rasberry Flavored Laxitives? :o

[TriggerHappyChicken]

@Thepickle54man its prune juice :D

[champgirl64]

wth did the bull freaking kill that cow...jeez....

[netbox01]

@champgirl64 because you need 3 cows to make that ball of poo, when you kill one the next comes and shits.

[barretsbumhole]

Lol scouser dungbeetles

[RAY296]

anyone know the name of the song playing when conker was talking to the ladybug?

[betterthenwalking1]

@RAY296 i know it

[marcellaglv]

a scottish dung beatle. fancy that.

[glynhoyland]

@marcellaglv

its a scouser not a scot

[CaliburovX4]

why does everyone seem to be pissed off in this game? :|

[luckyhotdog2isback]

@CaliburovX4

i think some ppl r pissed off at the game cause of

1) the swearing(probably mostly parents that dislike this)

2)gore(poor cows.the tail is still attached to the spine when the cow is killed!)

3) the poo(parents probably dont like all that poo.:3 and probably the pee)

[magicnintendo64]

well this is a really old game they had swears back then

[mortonandroy]

Everything was going great.

Until the cows died.

Now that was just uncalled for.

[Erick3CM]

I invite you to watch the Conker Game Im making, its going to have its first release in May, watch the video for more info. Comment!

[AMonkeyzUncle9000]

i love the friggin dung beatles.

[shadowgs3]

does the cow was felling horny for shitting

lol wtf

this game is pure epicness :D

[kazama1925]

i used to play this when i was like 5, until our nintendo 64 broke. Soo sad :(

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Ole'!

[angelwriter360]

Austin Powers reference FTW!

[facuags]

in the Xbox version i think they say its not for under 17 because it looks more realistic

[metalsnake27]

@facuags

Xbox version is more censored, for example it bleeps out shlt.... it doesnt in the n64 one.

[MaidenFan24568]

Damn i soo wanna play this now, is there a pal version

[jetstar991]

i feel like throwing up

[RoyalZebraGirl]

They look kinda like the Loony Toons.

[jcsalmonesgomez]

excelent game

[Tabish1995]

this game should be for the age of 16

Oo

[horsesflu]

you just know some furry has jacked it to the cow shitting scene

[AkamaDrinkvendor]

I should play the game, I really don't see why the cow has to explode... lol

[shadowrockz07]

whic chapter is this?

[BLACKOJJJ]

0_0 this is y we have toilets

[minimoose1231]

ha>???

[LibraSaint]

He's not red,he's orange.

[das42014582]

RED!!!!!º_ºXD

[dvbones]

Moo~!

LAWL

[DixieNormousPie]

Funny.The cow acted horny.

[Gold753]

...Ard

[freelancepimp]

When I first played the game I just knew that bull was about to screw the hell out of that cow. I still don't get why the bull just exploded the cow like that.

[weylin6]

I lol at every parent that purchased this thinking it was some cute child-friendly game

[Darkstar263]

Well if any parent did. Then it serves them right. As I'm sure it says it quite clearly on the box that it's for Adults only.

[demon69120]

How is this game not child-friendly?

[Glacierbabe12]

didnt u see the blood when the cow died?

[BigJuicyx3]

The LULZ are intensified due to the fact that on the box it says "This game is not for anyone under 17.

[juanariful]

i'm 12 and i play it is prety grose but is funny

[sk8erguy246]

best game ever made, no joke

[Hamsteere]

Aw poor cow :P

[KyoSohma2211]

Am I the only one who feels kinda sorry for the cow? xD

[RonaldHaitian]

she jus got murdered. dat was wrong. and while she was shittin

[benfirst]

great cuts

[TobiAreGoodBoy]

LMFAO THE SCREAMING SHITS!

[GeneralMcNuggs]

This is one of my favorite games ever. It plays/looks/sounds amazing while not taking itself seriously and being as completely random and adult as possible. Brilliant!

[bregowine]

Damn, Conker's attitude is so hilarious! He's the perfect character for a bizarre story like this one

[umm157]

technically that squirral has blue, orange,and tan qualities. no full on red. lol

[katapultsmash]

HAH! The "screaming squits"!

What a filthy game...I bought this game without knowing at a Value City department store for $9.95...thought it looked "cute". Just to think, if I hadn't bought it, I wouldn't have half of the catch phrases I use today! Thanks Conker!

[bojohns77]

"oh i hope mavis and olive dont see this...." classic game best voice acting in a game ever& most underrated n64 if not all together game of all time. not the best game play but the best game playing experience i have ever....EVER had! hilarious!!!

[infopow477]

It's not underrated at all. It's way too overrated.

[FELIPEPKPK]

mooo Ohhhhhh

[SwiftCracker]

Banjo and Kazooie wouldn't last in Conker's envrironmental settiongs.......

[themanwithnonose]

look in the bar and you see them (dead)

[SHININGxLIBRA]

who?

[hatmaker2]

thid game is so awesome!!!!!!!

[leon625]

wow those damn dung beetles are fucking hilarious

[hotgirl6543]

how do ya turn the tap on coz i cant climb on the bit near the tap how do u jump really high?

[ohangay]

i wish there was a part 2 to this game for nintendo this game was soo much fun to play with freinds even one player mode was fun to play with freinds lol

[NintendoFreak1988]

oh it's like the SCREAMIN SHITS!!!!

[luckey24]

3:05

yooooo they didnt block

SHITS

who ever made this game will

probley get sued for language

lol thats very funny \o/

[SIXTEENCINEMA]

Why doesn't he just jump in the river and turn himsef brown?

[Logos87X]

Love that dung beetle.

[thecheatlord999]

why am i such a fat bast....

[thecheatlord999]

why am i such a fat bast *falls*

[Scorch676]

Lmao Oh the memories, I just wish it was on the virtual console or xbox live arcade, I can play it on the computer but it's just not the same

[peepseye1]

ahh poor cow she died

[KoganeEnkou]

holy crap i remember doing this!

[tf2heavy]

this game was for the 64....lol

[KeybladeMaster646]

The funny thing about this game is that it looks like a cute little cartoon for kids, but it`s really bad! XD

[mobotix309]

they all sound like angry british kids.

[Gigaspine7]

"Why am I such a Fat...Bast-*clank*"

One of the better fall based deaths in the game.

[MeetSimmio]

When the cow farts a lot, I laugh my ass off.

[Halojackoff]

3:06-3:36

O_O...Oh my god...there's shit everywhere...THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!! DAMMIT!! THERE'S SHIT ON THE WINDOWS! OH MY GOD! MY HOUSE IS FULL O SHIT!!!

[fleshky9]

Its So FUnny With All The Swears

[smartkid2000]

I love that game.

[matthewlax13]

hahah wow they actually show dem shittin like dat lol truly, this was best n64 game of its time

[Welsy090291]

"Oooh Moo Ohhh" LOL