@SenkeiMNE How's that even relevant? I agree that soccer is bigger n will always be, especially while uneducated, undisciplined poor people can kick around bowl of cabbage and play it. But the fact is that the movie is written for American football way back, n bout the inmates really kicking the asses of the officers. Football is a contact sport. My personal opinion is that hockey is the best sport on earth, although I love football too n soccer is ok. I have no need to love the biggest sport.
@CiaranARDOYNE1 it isnt offside because he because the goal scorer was not ahead of the passer and he passed it level and not infront of him self, learn the fucking rules you twat
Guards of Pentonville!! Guards of Wandsworth!! Walton nick in Liverpool!! Policemen of Britain!! Traffic Wardens!! Parole Officers!! Wheel Clampers!!! YOUR BOYS HAVE TAKEN A HELL OF A BEATING TODAY!!!! A HELL OF A BEATING!!!!!!!!!!!
Great scene from a great movie. Especially when the commentators are doing their own little twist of something a Norwegian commentator said after the game when Norway beat England in... 1981, was it?
Mentioning lots of historic english persons, Margaret Thatcher included, and then saying "Your guys took a hell of a beating!"
I ran a 'futbol' league....It's fucking boring. Run Run, Kick, Kick...miss...miss....goal...RIOT....it's so dumb. Keep my mouth shut - or else what? Fuck off. Did you know, if you sit still long enough you can actually see the grass grow under the players feet...that's exciting..!!!
liverpooooooooooool
hamapool 3 weeks ago
0:43 Billy WTF!!?!?! xD
nemesiswar01 3 weeks ago
the percussions at 1:18 is a sample from the track der bauch by Mc Sultan. the sample starts at 3:18.
Rawdeemer 2 months ago
English humour best in the world
hitchvids92 2 months ago
WOOW "Darbouka" Sound at 1:18
dabithamid 2 months ago
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Football, not Soccer.
MirHassanProductions 3 months ago
Even if this movie is good n ok. Fact that its soccer makes it suck bad compared to original American Football one.
yankeejake 3 months ago
@yankeejake
The American one is a remake of this one:)
gabiionato 3 months ago
@gabiionato How is that. "The Longest Yard" came out in 1974. Adam Sandler remade it a couple of years ago.
So it was remade twice, one with scoccer and the the other with Sandler in place of Burt Reynolds.
porkinwitz 2 months ago
@yankeejake You mean makes it far more greater then original one, since football > american football, always was always will be.
SenkeiMNE 2 months ago
@SenkeiMNE How's that even relevant? I agree that soccer is bigger n will always be, especially while uneducated, undisciplined poor people can kick around bowl of cabbage and play it. But the fact is that the movie is written for American football way back, n bout the inmates really kicking the asses of the officers. Football is a contact sport. My personal opinion is that hockey is the best sport on earth, although I love football too n soccer is ok. I have no need to love the biggest sport.
yankeejake 2 months ago
I NEVER realised that one of the Bobs is Jason Flemyng O_O is there NOT a movie where he isn't with Vinnie? XD Lock stock , Snatch and Now this?
PsychoProductions369 4 months ago
@PsychoProductions369 perhaps there like simon peg and nick frost
custerdcake 4 months ago
@custerdcake True also Add Jason Statham to that list since all 3 were in Snatch and Lock Stock
PsychoProductions369 4 months ago
danny dyer was never cut out to be a prisoner or a football player haha :P
Arsenalmendes18 4 months ago
danny dyer was never cut out to be a prisoner or a football player haha :P
Arsenalmendes18 4 months ago
you missed out monks dance
117Ciaren 4 months ago
love the two bobs in this film
custerdcake 4 months ago
its called Baggy Trousers - Madness
Absolute102 6 months ago
what's the song at 0:18 ?
zeewolsk 6 months ago 3
@zeewolsk Madness - Baggy Trousers
mamdooo7 3 weeks ago
12 people got killed by monk
24bobat42 8 months ago
Gotta love the monk, Oh he's lost the ball , he's lost the fukin plot ;)
thewannabesxx 8 months ago
you gotta respect bob and bob
jamieg765 8 months ago
one of my fav.
kurdinnium 8 months ago
vinnie jones is still a good footballer :P
Dodgem456 9 months ago
i was laughing through the whole video, thanks for posting.
stuart556 9 months ago
What is the name of the last song of the video?????
PO146 9 months ago
@PO146 Herman's Hermits - I'm Into Something Good :)
Bilbo940 9 months ago
@Bilbo940 gracias
PO146 9 months ago
the music egyptian TABLA like drums but not all pieces of it one piece called TABLA SEARCH IN GOOGLE ABOUT EGYPTIAN DANCE ITS AMAZING
JUKERBLULOSSE 10 months ago
suchh a good movie always puts me in the mood for a game of football :L
MrChrisKayYaDick 10 months ago
what a sound in his shot ;) great .. :D
MegaSanja97 10 months ago
Aww I love Danny Dyer in this film XD
kelly19091 10 months ago
Abso-fucking-lutely Bob XD You gotta love the Monk :D
BeccaHeartsRainbows 11 months ago
@ 1:54 it's Bullet Tooth Tony from Snatch
BeMeanToHer 11 months ago
ending song please
DarkMasterz7 11 months ago
FROM TRANSPORTER TO GOALIE MONK!! HAHAHA...I LOVE HIM SO MUCH......no homo....
IM HIS BIGGEST FAN!!
denniszack11 1 year ago 2
the best movie
NumberCasillas1 1 year ago
i am not joking.. 1 of my friends runs like the guy in 0:21 - 0:36 when he plays football lol but doesnt suck like he does though
airhihed 1 year ago
i am not joking.. 1 of my friends runs like the guy in 0:21 - 0:36 when he plays football lol
airhihed 1 year ago
what is the name of the song from 1:14 - 1:53 ????
jaraisy14 1 year ago
tekkers
gospelplayer2 1 year ago
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this is probably the best film ever!! and def the best scene ever, i get goosebumps every time i watch it!
duckheadification 1 year ago
this is probably the best film ever!! and def the best scene ever, i get goosebumps every time i watch it!
duckheadification 1 year ago
Jason Statham is the best actor to this movies!!! epic man :))))
bj4ever123 1 year ago
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
IcemanAthens 1 year ago 8
Announcer 1 and 2
1 - his fukin useless bob -
2 - Abso(fukin)lutely bob -
1 - haha -
HAHAHA fkin love thre accent.
16UnknownSoldier16 1 year ago
Danny Dyer - Legend :P
jakebeal1996 1 year ago
danny dyer was brilliant... best film ever!!
subsoil007 1 year ago
GREAT ASSIST MAN !
MrTargaszewskii 1 year ago
best movie of soccer ever...
palmicit 1 year ago
What is the name of the music theme at the end?
thediegoxxxx 1 year ago
What I liked about this movie was the Brit slang and the soundtrack.
A clever remake of "The Longest Yard."
Thanks for the post.
witchman67 1 year ago
@witchman67 I think that the longest yard it's a remake of Mean Machine,,,
thediegoxxxx 1 year ago
@thediegoxxxx Yes it is But mean machine is still better hands down.
ProngedCommunity 1 year ago
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I love this movie .. One of the best about football !
MaxRoudriges 1 year ago
I was just thinking, isn't Billy offside? haha :D
crossoverzi 1 year ago
@crossoverzi No, that's not offside .
MaxRoudriges 1 year ago
@MaxRoudriges fuck sake you could never get any more offside
CiaranARDOYNE1 1 year ago
@CiaranARDOYNE1 it isnt offside because he because the goal scorer was not ahead of the passer and he passed it level and not infront of him self, learn the fucking rules you twat
mufcwalkerftg 1 year ago
@mufcwalkerftg haha fs m8 grow a set of balls and dont act hard over the internet ya wanker
+ at was me who give u the thumbs up mistake
YA ENGLISH CUNT
UP THE IRA
CiaranARDOYNE1 1 year ago
whats the name of the music which starts at 2:34 ????
garciaalexis12 1 year ago
@garciaalexis12 It's Let me Entertain You, Robbie Williams...
thediegoxxxx 1 year ago
@garciaalexis12 let me entertain you - robbie williams
kkrbloedhond 1 year ago
what is the name of the song
alexvips 1 year ago
Madness, Bad trousers :)
domachikka 1 year ago
on 0:14 ... the silly player, what's he's name?? he's doing Hooligans right... great show!!
nederlandsepizza 1 year ago
@nederlandsepizza Danny Dyer
penzo1andonly 1 year ago
what is the name of this film?
Zttex 1 year ago
@Zttex Mean Machine
MaxRoudriges 1 year ago
@Zttex mean machine 2001
kivin2009 1 year ago
abso-fucking-lutely !!! haha hah ah ah a
lovefromshivi1 1 year ago
dan dyer plays a good part cuz he meehan lets him score the winning goal.
sharki110 2 years ago 2
that football in england :D....
311mitglied 2 years ago
Jason Statham, great goalkeeper haha
guilhermeiron 2 years ago 43
hilarious. "abso-fucking-lutely bob"
DaveyBabey 2 years ago 2
This Film is amazing :P
Dx1903 2 years ago 36
i want 2 know the name of all the songs in that video
baqshi 2 years ago
Harold Faltermeyer - Axel F
Madness -Baggy Trousers
Mc Sultan: Der Bauch
Herman's Hermits - I'm Into Something Good
Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You
TheCoolerCucumber 2 years ago
i fucking like the arabic drum it's up normal in giving power ..
baqshi 2 years ago
the monk is the best !
CrashCreamFresh 2 years ago 2
THIS MOVIE ROCKS!!!!I LOVE IT
showflake91 2 years ago 6
Imba movie just watched on TV . gonna dl it now ;)
iksonidatsok 2 years ago
Good old Danny :D
joeyc2410 2 years ago 7
its let me entertain you- robbie williams
cena212121 2 years ago
unbelievable football brilliant , when he goes for the shot , great dummy , messi himself would be proud
TheCotlanAge 2 years ago
0:51 peter crouch got owned =D
tenacious1884 2 years ago
apsofuckinglutly Bob
philpotone 2 years ago
still asking what's the song at the end? XD
badryoyo 2 years ago
QUALITY!
YourMumMyPotNoodle 2 years ago
hé what's the song at the end?
badryoyo 2 years ago
so what happens do u rekon they let them out of prison
bbmful 2 years ago
u fucking prat
Reecynator 2 years ago
Guards of Pentonville!! Guards of Wandsworth!! Walton nick in Liverpool!! Policemen of Britain!! Traffic Wardens!! Parole Officers!! Wheel Clampers!!! YOUR BOYS HAVE TAKEN A HELL OF A BEATING TODAY!!!! A HELL OF A BEATING!!!!!!!!!!!
roversrule87 2 years ago 7
shame hes fuckin useless :D
BigO2daG 2 years ago
pws mporei na ne toso magikos o tropos pou xeirizonte ti mpala.......!!!!!!
nikosVs13 2 years ago
i dont know about that bob but he can certainly use both feet LOL
hawksrl 2 years ago
monk steals the show in this film
mmfairhill 2 years ago 2
bellissimo film
alefey87 2 years ago
The monk...aka legend
compservketan 2 years ago 6
abso fukin lutley
CCCBULLS 2 years ago 2
bob and bob rock lol
reecez0zr 2 years ago 3
Give This Comment Thumbs Up Is You Think Billy The Limpet Rules
Monkazoid100 2 years ago 7
i luv it how both the commentators names are bob... pure comedy genius
livinginoneness9 2 years ago
Danny Dyer is brilliant in this movie, and lol at the Monk.
HiThereImKester 2 years ago
vinnie jones would never be able to do that flick in real life
hully2k8 2 years ago
what's the name of the song, starting at 2:30, please? very positive song
trelos4 2 years ago
Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You
HellSpartansvidea 2 years ago
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lmweed20 2 years ago
cant be offside you twit he passed the ball backwards do you even no what offside is
derbymad11 2 years ago
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lmweed20 2 years ago
Stein Egil Hegdal alias Dino
St1arpil 2 years ago
What is the name of nr.12? Actor name, and name in the movie. Please help me :D
OyvindLongva 2 years ago
Billy the limpet but his real name is danny dyer
CR7turbo 2 years ago
Billy the limpet is his name in the movie but in real life its danny dyer
chayskatesforpsc 2 years ago
Billy The Limpet scores!
St1arpil 2 years ago
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WORST MOVIE EVER BY FAR.
gatoazul4321 2 years ago
Naughty Boys In Nast Schools!! :)
samweldon02 2 years ago
the name of this movie is Mean Machine
frogish020 2 years ago
stil gives me goosbumps, love this movie
Gelg69 2 years ago 2
whats the name of this movie?
elorlandop 2 years ago
Class Film, Thanks For This
DANii33BABii33 3 years ago
ya defo da best futbal scene evr.. quality.. fav movie
1994maguire1994 3 years ago
love the movie!
Loepai 3 years ago
baggy trousers by madness
cheztoot 3 years ago
what was the name of the song they played for the stupid fella
kmisthebest 3 years ago
madness- baggy trousers
playstationowner 3 years ago
lol hes fuking funny
mygang50 3 years ago
they sed top right corner.
but it goes left
ipswichkiller 3 years ago
The goalkeeper's top right corner! ;)
Mapadaz 3 years ago 11
@ipswichkiller on the goalie top's right corner not the camera view top right corner xD
16UnknownSoldier16 1 year ago
@ipswichkiller The goalkeepers top right Corner
AgentSpeed92 1 year ago
shame he's fuckin useless bob
lambie1985 3 years ago 2
absa fucking lootly bob lol
khalifa89 3 years ago
couldn't be offside he was behind the ball as it was played lol :-P
nhorsey 3 years ago 3
lol
liaaam1234 3 years ago
lol has anyone else noticed that danny dyer is offside :D
liaaam1234 3 years ago
Lawl
ClaudiaSwann 3 years ago
that´s what football´s all about!
prolo67 3 years ago 2
that ending scene can bring a tear to a glass eye. hahaha!!! The Monk looks like a bloody animal running over for the celebration.
TamOClannie 3 years ago
best movie ever
brfilms9 3 years ago 3
i can remember ages ago when this film was really new
newer than new lol
when you could pay like £3:50 to watch it on a movie channel on sky
and me and my cousin would just watch this film over and over and over again.
DoncasterBoy 3 years ago
A hell of a beating :)
supergoossie 3 years ago 2
what true footballer can acheive
toadman521 3 years ago
and the name of the song tht starts at 2:30?
jaretxalde12 3 years ago
robbie williams let me enterain you
dhanna08 3 years ago
(before that line) Jamie's fucking useless, Bob!
IWillBelieve2 3 years ago
dont wanna sound like a twat but he says "shame he;s fucking useless bob
gruntydude 3 years ago
abso-fucking-lutely bob
nhorsey 3 years ago
what's the name of the song tht starts at 1:19
Baghdounis 3 years ago
Der Bauch - MC Sultan . :P
Mapadaz 3 years ago
he hey not fear was offside:))) offside
teonagoreci 3 years ago
he well should have missed that would have bin well funny lmfao
krayzielayziebizzy 3 years ago
whats the name of the song in the intro..... no not the crazy frog one, after that
=) sum1 plz tell me
Nicksa44 4 years ago
It's called "Baggy Trousers". :P
Mapadaz 4 years ago
great scene
thank you
liamster 4 years ago
Great scene from a great movie. Especially when the commentators are doing their own little twist of something a Norwegian commentator said after the game when Norway beat England in... 1981, was it?
Mentioning lots of historic english persons, Margaret Thatcher included, and then saying "Your guys took a hell of a beating!"
Classic!
IWillBelieve2 4 years ago
Thanks for posting it. Love those scenes. I'd like to see when the goalie dreams of making those saves.
k9buzby 4 years ago
lol people that dont know how to play soccer or like u guys say '' football '' hihih força barça . .
1alainboucher 4 years ago
lol dumass that was offside they dont know how to play
fagg121213 4 years ago
What?! Where!? If you mean at the goal, you're stupid, he who passes to the scorer is in front of him (the scorer, billy), then it's not offside!
Mapadaz 4 years ago
how was that offside when they were both past the last defender and he played it back.. not forward??
u fkn muppet!
arsenalgunnerz 3 years ago
Frankln patriot you must be mistaken with baseball
scrboym16 4 years ago
what song is the beggining?
CGaR88 4 years ago
i believe it is the theme of "beverly hills cop"
perdici0n 4 years ago
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"futbol" is so fucking boring
FranklinPatriot 4 years ago
..says the guy who's never played it in his life and/or has no idea of what it's like or about.
a little advice pal: when you don't know what you're talking about, better keep your mouth shut.
perdici0n 4 years ago 2
I ran a 'futbol' league....It's fucking boring. Run Run, Kick, Kick...miss...miss....goal...RIOT....it's so dumb. Keep my mouth shut - or else what? Fuck off. Did you know, if you sit still long enough you can actually see the grass grow under the players feet...that's exciting..!!!
Idiot
FranklinPatriot 4 years ago
how can you say its boring and you could at least spell it right!
if you dont like football then fine but don't try and tell people what it isyou are wrong and as if you could do better
ikkipass 4 years ago
lol mean machine
keeganv 4 years ago