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  • liverpooooooooooool

    

  • 0:43 Billy WTF!!?!?! xD

  • the percussions at 1:18 is a sample from the track der bauch by Mc Sultan. the sample starts at 3:18.

  • English humour best in the world

  • WOOW "Darbouka" Sound at 1:18

  • Even if this movie is good n ok. Fact that its soccer makes it suck bad compared to original American Football one.

  • @yankeejake

    The American one is a remake of this one:)

  • @gabiionato How is that. "The Longest Yard" came out in 1974. Adam Sandler remade it a couple of years ago.

    So it was remade twice, one with scoccer and the the other with Sandler in place of Burt Reynolds.

  • @yankeejake You mean makes it far more greater then original one, since football > american football, always was always will be.

  • @SenkeiMNE How's that even relevant? I agree that soccer is bigger n will always be, especially while uneducated, undisciplined poor people can kick around bowl of cabbage and play it. But the fact is that the movie is written for American football way back, n bout the inmates really kicking the asses of the officers. Football is a contact sport. My personal opinion is that hockey is the best sport on earth, although I love football too n soccer is ok. I have no need to love the biggest sport.

  • I NEVER realised that one of the Bobs is Jason Flemyng O_O is there NOT a movie where he isn't with Vinnie? XD Lock stock , Snatch and Now this?

  • @PsychoProductions369 perhaps there like simon peg and nick frost

  • @custerdcake True also Add Jason Statham to that list since all 3 were in Snatch and Lock Stock

  • danny dyer was never cut out to be a prisoner or a football player haha :P

  • danny dyer was never cut out to be a prisoner or a football player haha :P

  • you missed out monks dance

  • love the two bobs in this film

  • its called Baggy Trousers - Madness

  • what's the song at 0:18 ?

  • @zeewolsk Madness - Baggy Trousers

  • 12 people got killed by monk

  • Gotta love the monk, Oh he's lost the ball , he's lost the fukin plot ;)

  • you gotta respect bob and bob

  • one of my fav.

  • vinnie jones is still a good footballer :P

  • i was laughing through the whole video, thanks for posting.

  • What is the name of the last song of the video?????

  • @PO146 Herman's Hermits - I'm Into Something Good :)

  • @Bilbo940 gracias

  • the music egyptian TABLA like drums but not all pieces of it one piece called TABLA SEARCH IN GOOGLE ABOUT EGYPTIAN DANCE ITS AMAZING

  • suchh a good movie always puts me in the mood for a game of football :L

  • what a sound in his shot ;) great .. :D

  • Aww I love Danny Dyer in this film XD

  • Abso-fucking-lutely Bob XD You gotta love the Monk :D

  • @ 1:54 it's Bullet Tooth Tony from Snatch

  • ending song please

  • FROM TRANSPORTER TO GOALIE MONK!! HAHAHA...I LOVE HIM SO MUCH......no homo....

    IM HIS BIGGEST FAN!!

  • the best movie

  • i am not joking.. 1 of my friends runs like the guy in 0:21 - 0:36 when he plays football lol but doesnt suck like he does though

  • i am not joking.. 1 of my friends runs like the guy in 0:21 - 0:36 when he plays football lol

  • what is the name of the song from 1:14 - 1:53 ????

  • tekkers

  • this is probably the best film ever!! and def the best scene ever, i get goosebumps every time i watch it!

  • Jason Statham is the best actor to this movies!!! epic man :))))

  • GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!­!!

  • Announcer 1 and 2

    1 - his fukin useless bob -

    2 - Abso(fukin)lutely bob -

    1 - haha -

    HAHAHA fkin love thre accent.

  • Danny Dyer - Legend :P

  • danny dyer was brilliant... best film ever!!

  • GREAT ASSIST MAN ! 

  • best movie of soccer ever...

  • What is the name of the music theme at the end?

  • What I liked about this movie was the Brit slang and the soundtrack.

    A clever remake of "The Longest Yard."

    Thanks for the post.

  • @witchman67 I think that the longest yard it's a remake of Mean Machine,,,

  • @thediegoxxxx Yes it is But mean machine is still better hands down.

  • I was just thinking, isn't Billy offside? haha :D

  • @crossoverzi No, that's not offside .

  • @MaxRoudriges fuck sake you could never get any more offside

  • @CiaranARDOYNE1 it isnt offside because he because the goal scorer was not ahead of the passer and he passed it level and not infront of him self, learn the fucking rules you twat

  • @mufcwalkerftg haha fs m8 grow a set of balls and dont act hard over the internet ya wanker

    + at was me who give u the thumbs up mistake

    YA ENGLISH CUNT

    UP THE IRA

  • whats the name of the music which starts at 2:34 ????

  • @garciaalexis12 It's Let me Entertain You, Robbie Williams...

  • @garciaalexis12 let me entertain you - robbie williams

  • what is the name of the song

  • Madness, Bad trousers :)

  • on 0:14 ... the silly player, what's he's name?? he's doing Hooligans right... great show!!

  • @nederlandsepizza Danny Dyer

  • what is the name of this film?

  • @Zttex Mean Machine

  • @Zttex mean machine 2001

  • abso-fucking-lutely !!! haha hah ah ah a

  • dan dyer plays a good part cuz he meehan lets him score the winning goal.

  • that football in england :D....

  • Jason Statham, great goalkeeper haha

  • hilarious. "abso-fucking-lutely bob"

  • This Film is amazing :P

  • i want 2 know the name of all the songs in that video

  • Harold Faltermeyer - Axel F

    Madness -Baggy Trousers

    Mc Sultan: Der Bauch

    Herman's Hermits - I'm Into Something Good

    Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You

  • i fucking like the arabic drum it's up normal in giving power ..

  • the monk is the best !

  • THIS MOVIE ROCKS!!!!I LOVE IT

  • Imba movie just watched on TV . gonna dl it now ;)

  • Good old Danny :D

  • its let me entertain you- robbie williams

  • unbelievable football brilliant , when he goes for the shot , great dummy , messi himself would be proud

  • 0:51 peter crouch got owned =D

  • apsofuckinglutly Bob

  • still asking what's the song at the end? XD

  • QUALITY!

  • hé what's the song at the end?

  • so what happens do u rekon they let them out of prison

  • u fucking prat

  • Guards of Pentonville!! Guards of Wandsworth!! Walton nick in Liverpool!! Policemen of Britain!! Traffic Wardens!! Parole Officers!! Wheel Clampers!!! YOUR BOYS HAVE TAKEN A HELL OF A BEATING TODAY!!!! A HELL OF A BEATING!!!!!!!!!!!

  • shame hes fuckin useless :D

  • pws mporei na ne toso magikos o tropos pou xeirizonte ti mpala.......!!!!!!

  • i dont know about that bob but he can certainly use both feet LOL

  • monk steals the show in this film

  • bellissimo film

  • The monk...aka legend

  • abso fukin lutley

  • bob and bob rock lol

  • Give This Comment Thumbs Up Is You Think Billy The Limpet Rules

  • i luv it how both the commentators names are bob... pure comedy genius

  • Danny Dyer is brilliant in this movie, and lol at the Monk.

  • vinnie jones would never be able to do that flick in real life

  • what's the name of the song, starting at 2:30, please? very positive song

  • Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You

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  • cant be offside you twit he passed the ball backwards do you even no what offside is

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  • Stein Egil Hegdal alias Dino

  • What is the name of nr.12? Actor name, and name in the movie. Please help me :D

  • Billy the limpet but his real name is danny dyer

  • Billy the limpet is his name in the movie but in real life its danny dyer

  • Billy The Limpet scores!

  • Naughty Boys In Nast Schools!! :)

  • the name of this movie is Mean Machine

  • stil gives me goosbumps, love this movie

  • whats the name of this movie?

  • Class Film, Thanks For This

  • ya defo da best futbal scene evr.. quality.. fav movie

  • love the movie!

  • baggy trousers by madness

  • what was the name of the song they played for the stupid fella

  • madness- baggy trousers

  • lol hes fuking funny

  • they sed top right corner.

    but it goes left

  • The goalkeeper's top right corner! ;)

  • @ipswichkiller on the goalie top's right corner not the camera view top right corner xD

  • @ipswichkiller The goalkeepers top right Corner

  • shame he's fuckin useless bob

  • absa fucking lootly bob lol

  • couldn't be offside he was behind the ball as it was played lol :-P

  • lol

  • lol has anyone else noticed that danny dyer is offside :D

  • Lawl

  • that´s what football´s all about!

  • that ending scene can bring a tear to a glass eye. hahaha!!! The Monk looks like a bloody animal running over for the celebration.

  • best movie ever

  • i can remember ages ago when this film was really new

    newer than new lol

    when you could pay like £3:50 to watch it on a movie channel on sky

    and me and my cousin would just watch this film over and over and over again.

  • A hell of a beating :)

  • what true footballer can acheive

  • and the name of the song tht starts at 2:30?

  • robbie williams let me enterain you

  • (before that line) Jamie's fucking useless, Bob!

  • dont wanna sound like a twat but he says "shame he;s fucking useless bob

  • abso-fucking-lutely bob

  • what's the name of the song tht starts at 1:19

  • Der Bauch - MC Sultan . :P

  • he hey not fear was offside:))) offside

  • he well should have missed that would have bin well funny lmfao

  • whats the name of the song in the intro..... no not the crazy frog one, after that

    =) sum1 plz tell me

  • It's called "Baggy Trousers". :P

  • great scene

    thank you

  • Great scene from a great movie. Especially when the commentators are doing their own little twist of something a Norwegian commentator said after the game when Norway beat England in... 1981, was it?

    Mentioning lots of historic english persons, Margaret Thatcher included, and then saying "Your guys took a hell of a beating!"

    Classic!

  • Thanks for posting it. Love those scenes. I'd like to see when the goalie dreams of making those saves.

  • lol people that dont know how to play soccer or like u guys say '' football '' hihih força barça . .

  • lol dumass that was offside they dont know how to play

  • What?! Where!? If you mean at the goal, you're stupid, he who passes to the scorer is in front of him (the scorer, billy), then it's not offside!

  • how was that offside when they were both past the last defender and he played it back.. not forward??

    u fkn muppet!

  • Frankln patriot you must be mistaken with baseball

  • what song is the beggining?

  • i believe it is the theme of "beverly hills cop"

  • ..says the guy who's never played it in his life and/or has no idea of what it's like or about.

    a little advice pal: when you don't know what you're talking about, better keep your mouth shut.

  • I ran a 'futbol' league....It's fucking boring. Run Run, Kick, Kick...miss...miss....goal...R­IOT....it's so dumb. Keep my mouth shut - or else what? Fuck off. Did you know, if you sit still long enough you can actually see the grass grow under the players feet...that's exciting..!!!

    Idiot

  • how can you say its boring and you could at least spell it right!

    if you dont like football then fine but don't try and tell people what it isyou are wrong and as if you could do better

  • lol mean machine

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