I too have a small one but i use PenisCourse(.com) for 1 month already and have added an extra inch, currently at 6". The course is 100% natural & medically approved; you can also choose a Coach as well. I picked Dr. Milton. My erections & girth had increased as well. Ill keep you posted with the progress. Im a lot more confident now with a larger penis
emmaJoLin: If there was 1/10th of the research, charts, magazine articles and youtube clips on vagina sizes and performance qualites as there are about mens penises, providing women would actually read it and listen to it without judgement & condemnation, then we could have a gender equal discussion about aspects of sex and sexual pleasure. You as well as most women want to put forth this facade that your contribution to the sexual compatibilty equation does' nt exist. 1 size vagina fits all ?
She was obviously taking the piss, you morons. Sometimes I think the Internet is killing good humour. You can barely do anything ironic, sarcastic or satirical without the joke going straight over the heads of more than half the audience. This has ended up lowering the collective standard for wit, and now we only have the shittiest low-brow comedy becoming popular. Just have a look at the most subscribed comedians on YouTube and you'll see what I mean. Thanks for ruining comedy, you fucknuts.
Isaiah 43:10 ...before me there was no God, neither shall there be after me...I, even I am Lord and beside me there is NO saviour.
Isaiah 44:8 ...is there a God beside me? There is no other God...I know not any.
The old testament has been validated by the Dead Sea Scrolls, Sadly the book of Mormon has NO validity, Joseph Smith was a Free Mason who deceived many people.
If penis size mattered so much the japanese women would have left their homeland for bigger cock. 3 inch cock is very common in their porn. bigger is such a big thing here because so many women have had abortions which leaves a womans cunt looser thus the murderering bitches need more cock to fill up that loose killing field.
when a woman gets pregnant her hips widen consideraly to facilitate childbirth. when a abortion is performed it puts the natural cycle of childbirth off timing and no contraction after childbirth happens. you are pro-killing and ignorant even while admitting this causes a loose twat.
Wow. I courteously give you medically accurate information, and you call me "pro-killing and ignorant." If a woman's hips widen as you say, then why are there so many Caesarean births? Some babies cannot fit through the gap between a woman's pelvic bones. Those inner bones have nothing to do with the measurement of her outer hip bones. I did not admit anything about a "loose twat." The cervix and vagina are two different parts. You obviously don't know anatomy, yet you call me ignorant.
It's pathetic that people like this actually think they know what they are talking about. What kind of sheltered moronic idiot would ever think , even worse, say what this girl is saying. You can estimate the size of a guy's penis by looking at him, my ass!!!!! Open you eyes, little sasquatch.
LOL I love her accent—she sounds so foreign. And how her facial expression and tone are incongruent with the sarcasm she renders, so you can't really tell at first if she is being sarcastic or serious.
I dont see the problem Emma... if you want see a original penis just switch to youporn or porntube... or get out, meet someone so that you can gather your information from "first hand"^^... hope you dont see this as offence
BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA. She really knows nothing! Did you see some of those dildos?!?!?! Who has a two sided penis? really? Oh!!! And by the way if you did your research you'd know that penis size in usually congruent with body mass, not stereotypes, with the exception of the micropenis that can plague any man. Nice try, but EPIC FAIL there little girl!
my penis isn't all that big, but i got it pierced and more importantly i know how to use my fingers and tongue. face the truth women who worry about penis size just haven't been with a guy who knows how to go down on them well.
hey WHITE people if you want your kid to be all cock just rub testosterone cream on his balls and penis. start this pretty early. my dad was a weightlifter in the 50's and he applied testosterone to his shoulders/neck and would give me piggyback rides I am really endowed
Since my penis doesn't operate on batteries or have a stainless steel finish, I guess that means I can't please you. Could you also elaborate on what your experiences were? lol
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are so funny and ignorant :)
I am blown away, you graduated from the same school where Noam Chomsky teaches. First of all, no you cannot tell with any reliability the size of a man's penis by his ethnicity or body type, you just can't. Look up Kinsey and you will see a hugely varied study on it.
Also most sex toys are designed by men, and therefore serve a male fantasy, not the sexual desires of a woman. The ones women design look like Martian lab tools, and I don't think they really want their partner to represent them.
LOL... ive never laughed so hard. Her Mormon ideology pushes out into the archetype of a "penis" ..just like their illustrations of what these supposed ancient Israelites in the American continent looked like: Swedish
Of course all the evil people are dark and hairy and even renderings of native americans in their illustrations look more like tanned Americans. All so perfect. All so nauseating ....just like Joseph Smith
hey emma, having a web cam doesnt make you knowledgeable. your clearly an ignorant dumbass looking for attention to compensate for your pathetic life. i fell bad for people who are so stupid that they take advice from a moron like you.
my gf says past bf's had penises that hurt when they were inside her since they were 6.5 to 7.5 inches long. she said my 5 inches feels real good. go small penis go!
hey buddy, good for you, size doesn't matter much unless you have a 3 inch wang. Take a look at those black dudes hung like dingos chasing after big busty women with so much junk in the trunk they need a few bungee cords to keep it in check. They have hot ladies at home they just wanna go balls deep haha
Well it's like this. If you're like me and huge, you get sex. If you're unhung, you get none? Any Qs? THought not. If you don't get that, you're pretty dumb LOL!
I'm white with handsome facial features and really large hands, yet my penis is way above average-about 9 inches in lenth -6 and a half inches around. My balls are proportionally huge. I prefer-get off on having a big one and women into big cock.
Penis stereotypes hold true and can be a useful tool... Are you a complete moron or do you just playo one on TV... And how many penises have you seen? (Slut)
I'm white with feminine facial features and really small hands, yet my penis is way above average. My balls are proportionally huge. No one would ever guess just by looking at me.
Thats not true I was skinny diping in 1969 with a bunce of people and my friend was laying on a rock and a chick came screeming over to the pond saying it's so big, it's so big!!! wanted every one to come over and look at the guys penis...so 12 of us walked over and she ask is it real and he woke up and said WTF, he was 5'4 in tall and wore size 6 shoes and had small hands.......but the girls loved him
"So that's pretty useful." LMAO Ahh yes the Internet. Finally a venue for the vapid and dim-witted to drone on and on. But that's harsh, especially considering this young woman's "experience" and amazing skill in being able to qualify penile size to the MILLIMETER! Don't look at me!!! ROFL
Was this a joke, or do you actually believe the utter bollocks coming out of your mouth? Lol this was like narration from a conversation of giggly 13 year-olds discussing things they haven't been taught in school yet at lunch break.
Seriously? Seriously? Do you actually believe the crap you're saying? "All of the stereotypes hold." Estimating to a millimeter or so? That's not even almost true.
I'm gonna implant some metal balls into my penis so I can have a toy like that! JK! JK! JK! =P
Seriously though... She may have had some good luck with making accurate judgments, but statistically, shoe size has nothing to do with it. Race can't tell you anything accept perhaps the likelihood that it's huge(african) or small(asian), which isn't always the case, but statistically true. Caucasians are in the middle and range between.
8 inches is indeed rare,but not impossable.9 inches is rare,but not impoosable.Just because some men lie about size dosen't mean everyone lies or is insecure.Guys with big cock like to brag.
God and nature isn't fare and doesn't a shit about political correctness.There is no corlelation of race and penis size-it's genetics.Your father-you may be big.Grow up.
wtf is she on about, it dusnt make a difference, you cud have a 7ft guy with size 20 feet and he cud have a 4 inch penis, or a 4ft 5 guy with size 4 feet and a 10 inch penis, it makes no difference
why are you trying your best to turn girls into whores? I dont want a girl to give a shit bout the size of my cock, if my dick was 15 inches and i found out that girls wanted me for that, id fuckin reduce it down to average just to piss the bitches off. If you date a guy for the sex, then you're a fucking whore. NUFF SAID!
Once again it leaves you going WTF? Is she serious? Yeaaaa if he has big hands, then....you know...wink wink. You are out of your damn mind? Or is she being funny...who can tell...Ah well.
Get a dick transplant, warlockboy. I went and got a 10 inch "silver-surfer" model. I gotta say, the ladies kinda look at it weird at first, but they soon learn of its AWESOMENESS!
Do people know the meaning of satire? Jeeez, how many morons around... Take a look to her other videos, and maybe even your shrinking mono-neuron will understand.
It's comedy people! ... geez. If you need proof, read her bio... no one who goes to MIT can possibly be dumb enough to make this video seriously. That last joke ("if you look like this you're in good shape") was great. Oh well. I just wanted to say it didn't go unappreciated by everyone.
Seem to be a lot of pretty ill-informed videos about, not sure if they are parodies or what - but big feet etc, that is clearly a total lie. They say that 90-955% of men are between 5.5 and 6.5 inches in length anyway - There is a much greater diversity in height, and a less focussed median, so.. clearly doesn't stand up. Excuse the pun.
the only thing I disagree with you on is the "from my experience, all the stereotypes are true" So, every black guy has a 10" er and all asians are tiny? Jeez, you must have seen a lot of cocks to be able to make a definitive statement such as that
you must admit..looks are probably the determining factor concerning the frequency with which a guy gets laid...money helps but (as a 5'4 guy who weighs 250 lbs i know all too well)height and looks are usually #1 on a girl's list...if you are an average looking guy (like me) you must make up for your deficiencies with a good sense of humor, a positive outlook, muscles...and/or, if you are lucky...fame
Your findings and conclusions are totally false. I'm 5'9 and I don't have big hands or big feet but my penis is 10.5 inches in length 4.6 inches in width and 8.93 inches in girth... so explain that one. The stereo types are not true.. oh and I am black but besides that fact they are not true.
@cdawng Ahahahah I've never seen someone more full of shit in my entire life. The only reason you'd write anything like that is because you are insecure about your size... And you probably are black but have a 3 incher.
You do realize that your numbers arent even possible, right? You probably dont, so I'll help you out: 4.6 times 2 = 9.2, so even if it was completely flat it would still have to have more girth than you say. If you're going to make shit up at least think about it first. It's idiots like you that the world doesn't need.
I hope you have a son with a small penis in the future and I hope he kills himself over it by dowsing himself in gasoline and burning himself alive in front of you shouting I'm doing this because I have a tin penis. I would love for that to happen to you. May you see your own pencil dick son's burnt body in a morgue in the later future.
emmaJoLin,When women go on about size matters they never think that they could have a son that feels suicidal over having a small dick oops! Women are very intelligent aren't they!
Did you actually wath the original show? I never said that a larger penis was better. What I said was that matching is important (ie if you have a small penis, you should date a woman with a small vagina.)
I have known girls (several, in fact) who were unable to have sex with their boyfriends becuase their boyfriend's penis was too big.
If you're worried about your performance in bed, go google cunnilingus techniques. Most women don't orgasm during sex anyway so a little bit of oral goes a long way.
well, i noticed that your favorites include videos such as "nice ass" and "mixed wrestling", you're two years older than me, and you are leaving messages that are far ruder than my original video.
i can't tell if you're being ironically hypocritical, or if you're just completely stupid.
Uh huh, I do like strippers and big asses and titties and also sexy bitches wrestling. Being a straight man, I'm proud of that too. But it's not about me, it's about you being a dirty old pervert posting videos of some nasty looking slut with really greasy hair and a busted face and then calling them your own! I'm done reading and replying now, anything else is a waste of my time and effort.
we already told ya that yo vid was in the section where yo didnt need tha search fo yo dickshit, so eat this! and fucking you would be like fucking a big pile of shit
sorry but that's completely untrue. i have big feet, big hands, big nose, long neck, and am very tall, and my penis is average sized. by your stereotype theory it should be larger than average, if not incredibly huge. i've known little guys with huge dicks too. there really is no relation.
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emmaJoLin: If there was 1/10th of the research, charts, magazine articles and youtube clips on vagina sizes and performance qualites as there are about mens penises, providing women would actually read it and listen to it without judgement & condemnation, then we could have a gender equal discussion about aspects of sex and sexual pleasure. You as well as most women want to put forth this facade that your contribution to the sexual compatibilty equation does' nt exist. 1 size vagina fits all ?
neechee5150 1 year ago
She was obviously taking the piss, you morons. Sometimes I think the Internet is killing good humour. You can barely do anything ironic, sarcastic or satirical without the joke going straight over the heads of more than half the audience. This has ended up lowering the collective standard for wit, and now we only have the shittiest low-brow comedy becoming popular. Just have a look at the most subscribed comedians on YouTube and you'll see what I mean. Thanks for ruining comedy, you fucknuts.
XionXi 1 year ago 2
i agree your a but head
54Lincoln 1 year ago
A millimeter? HAHAHAHA
furbuggy 1 year ago
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Isaiah 43:10 ...before me there was no God, neither shall there be after me...I, even I am Lord and beside me there is NO saviour.
Isaiah 44:8 ...is there a God beside me? There is no other God...I know not any.
The old testament has been validated by the Dead Sea Scrolls, Sadly the book of Mormon has NO validity, Joseph Smith was a Free Mason who deceived many people.
I wish i was wrong.
bobisnohere1 1 year ago
gataaa! que te pongas a estudiar, has de tener el coño muy grande jodete
MrMarti666 1 year ago
Maybe its not that our Penises are small but your vagina is the size of Lake Michigan.
whitejellyfungus 1 year ago
You're in pretty good shape!?!?!? HA no pun intended.
road1n 2 years ago
lol, i'm assuming she's being really facetious.. if not, then that's really embarrassing for her.
devious222 2 years ago
If penis size mattered so much the japanese women would have left their homeland for bigger cock. 3 inch cock is very common in their porn. bigger is such a big thing here because so many women have had abortions which leaves a womans cunt looser thus the murderering bitches need more cock to fill up that loose killing field.
huntersingle 2 years ago
Abortions do not affect vaginal size. They CAN leave the cervix slightly more dilated than before, but the vaginal tract is unaffected.
MMA 2 years ago
wrong here is why.
when a woman gets pregnant her hips widen consideraly to facilitate childbirth. when a abortion is performed it puts the natural cycle of childbirth off timing and no contraction after childbirth happens. you are pro-killing and ignorant even while admitting this causes a loose twat.
huntersingle 2 years ago
Wow. I courteously give you medically accurate information, and you call me "pro-killing and ignorant." If a woman's hips widen as you say, then why are there so many Caesarean births? Some babies cannot fit through the gap between a woman's pelvic bones. Those inner bones have nothing to do with the measurement of her outer hip bones. I did not admit anything about a "loose twat." The cervix and vagina are two different parts. You obviously don't know anatomy, yet you call me ignorant.
MMA 2 years ago
You have some problems. Go get some counseling...
musikfanat 1 year ago
@musikfanat dont piss me off you low I.Q. fat bitch, I seen your youtube page and its the most depressing bunch of scatter brain crap I've ever seen.
huntersingle 1 year ago
@huntersingle Hahahahaha! You're a funny guy!!!
musikfanat 1 year ago
i jerked off to this video with my small penis hahaha shes sexy
zombienigga666 2 years ago 3
My penis just happens to have a large dolphin-shaped protuberance on the end of it for extra clitoral stimulation.
Yay me!
Doifebag 2 years ago 3
hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahaha
comaritan 2 years ago
If my penis was covered in bumps and lights I certainly would be worried.
connorbee 2 years ago
Ur not even worth raping
gorg0004 2 years ago
It's pathetic that people like this actually think they know what they are talking about. What kind of sheltered moronic idiot would ever think , even worse, say what this girl is saying. You can estimate the size of a guy's penis by looking at him, my ass!!!!! Open you eyes, little sasquatch.
faithonwings7 2 years ago 5
wtf. Where did she get her phd? "I don't know what the f**k I am talking about university"
Oh. and yes, my penis is glass and double sided.
BFCA 2 years ago 2
my penis isnt glass with black bumps and it is def not double sided......guess im not worthy, fuck
heitzenbro 3 years ago 3
I hope she's being facetious. If not, she's retarded.
djzircon 3 years ago 2
Maybe just a wee bit.
connorbee 2 years ago
1:01 Rubbish.
YogiToad 3 years ago
Kinda funny=)
Skogstomten 3 years ago
you are a complete ignorant loser
choad45 3 years ago
You're kind of an idiot... =]
andrew97739 3 years ago
Priceless! Down to a millimeter or so...
JoyGrenade 3 years ago
LOL I love her accent—she sounds so foreign. And how her facial expression and tone are incongruent with the sarcasm she renders, so you can't really tell at first if she is being sarcastic or serious.
Markohoppis 3 years ago
Um wtf are you talkin about. She has no accent
Ciscokid42069 3 years ago
fuck yer beautiful...
filtheemcnastee 3 years ago
these comments are unbelievable... it's a joke guys... she's joking. If you think she's an idiot YOU'RE an idiot for not getting the joke.
kapp090 3 years ago 2
I dont see the problem Emma... if you want see a original penis just switch to youporn or porntube... or get out, meet someone so that you can gather your information from "first hand"^^... hope you dont see this as offence
Frostblock 3 years ago
"guess within a millimeter"??? Fat chance.
iwwqytv 3 years ago
god youre beautiful. stereotypes hold?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i've been told as such
BLACKEAGLEPREDATOR 3 years ago
ignorance is .........
panzermort 3 years ago
BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA. She really knows nothing! Did you see some of those dildos?!?!?! Who has a two sided penis? really? Oh!!! And by the way if you did your research you'd know that penis size in usually congruent with body mass, not stereotypes, with the exception of the micropenis that can plague any man. Nice try, but EPIC FAIL there little girl!
DrCadillacV 3 years ago
my penis isn't all that big, but i got it pierced and more importantly i know how to use my fingers and tongue. face the truth women who worry about penis size just haven't been with a guy who knows how to go down on them well.
greycloud24 3 years ago 2
If a penis looks like one of those sex toys you showed in this clip, the person it belongs to should go to see a doctor.
By the way, you are talking nonsense.
LepusPugnae 3 years ago
sex me
LordShoma182 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure if your penis is blue and bumpy or has width bulges like a camel, you have a problem.
This woman is retarded, wash your hair seriously!
133712ap3 3 years ago
hey WHITE people if you want your kid to be all cock just rub testosterone cream on his balls and penis. start this pretty early. my dad was a weightlifter in the 50's and he applied testosterone to his shoulders/neck and would give me piggyback rides I am really endowed
huntersingle 3 years ago
Your really sad is what you are
Ciscokid42069 3 years ago
were you like nude at the time?
ccrinc 2 years ago
how many penis you have a day?
shakukulit 3 years ago
IDIOT, WAY OFF
joebyu 3 years ago 2
Since my penis doesn't operate on batteries or have a stainless steel finish, I guess that means I can't please you. Could you also elaborate on what your experiences were? lol
Elregris 3 years ago 2
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are so funny and ignorant :)
favianova 3 years ago 4
I am blown away, you graduated from the same school where Noam Chomsky teaches. First of all, no you cannot tell with any reliability the size of a man's penis by his ethnicity or body type, you just can't. Look up Kinsey and you will see a hugely varied study on it.
Also most sex toys are designed by men, and therefore serve a male fantasy, not the sexual desires of a woman. The ones women design look like Martian lab tools, and I don't think they really want their partner to represent them.
VariedInterest 3 years ago 2
LOL... ive never laughed so hard. Her Mormon ideology pushes out into the archetype of a "penis" ..just like their illustrations of what these supposed ancient Israelites in the American continent looked like: Swedish
Of course all the evil people are dark and hairy and even renderings of native americans in their illustrations look more like tanned Americans. All so perfect. All so nauseating ....just like Joseph Smith
Mosin54r 3 years ago
hahhahah are you a lesbian?
cause obviously you have never seen a mans dick before
if you wanna how a mand dick looks like i can show you
edsvin05 3 years ago 6
Does she measure every dude she bangs?
KoRnYwAyZ 3 years ago 2
@1:20
If your penis looks like these items do, I think you need to go see a doctor!
Fair play for keeping a straight face while saying that!
MadJewelz 3 years ago 3
hey emma, having a web cam doesnt make you knowledgeable. your clearly an ignorant dumbass looking for attention to compensate for your pathetic life. i fell bad for people who are so stupid that they take advice from a moron like you.
mdjbm 3 years ago 9
my gf says past bf's had penises that hurt when they were inside her since they were 6.5 to 7.5 inches long. she said my 5 inches feels real good. go small penis go!
ShawnNeil8131 3 years ago
LMAO!!!
Cooldj78 3 years ago
hey buddy, good for you, size doesn't matter much unless you have a 3 inch wang. Take a look at those black dudes hung like dingos chasing after big busty women with so much junk in the trunk they need a few bungee cords to keep it in check. They have hot ladies at home they just wanna go balls deep haha
Elregris 3 years ago
I aint hatin but it sounds like your girl is as tight as can be. Keep this one on lockdown bro. Most of them bitches today are as loose as a goose.
Ciscokid42069 3 years ago
Retard!, Dildos were made to simulate penis not the other way.
hackcker101 3 years ago
emme do you like em fat or thin-or long or short-bent or striaght
booger74 3 years ago 2
Well it's like this. If you're like me and huge, you get sex. If you're unhung, you get none? Any Qs? THought not. If you don't get that, you're pretty dumb LOL!
darkstarownzu 3 years ago
This is stupid.
Scynite 3 years ago 2
Slutbag
A7Xrandolph 3 years ago
uhh us suck
chevelle91z 3 years ago
More sarcasm. Love it!
martyfcollins 3 years ago
LOL --- all stereotypes hold...
just like all blacks are lazy and fatherless?
You are a joke.
kostarae 3 years ago
I can estimate by looking at your face that my cock wouldn't fit in your ass
opiate18 3 years ago
Yep, what ever...estimate the penis size of a man by a combination of thump size and so on. What a great tip!
(Total bullshit)
SarahAnnO 3 years ago
I only have 5 inches but some women like it that wide!
Necroticpus 3 years ago
you are silly. Just silly.
akureczko 3 years ago
Huh?
radiorob1 3 years ago
I'm white with handsome facial features and really large hands, yet my penis is way above average-about 9 inches in lenth -6 and a half inches around. My balls are proportionally huge. I prefer-get off on having a big one and women into big cock.
mavericstud9 3 years ago
Penis stereotypes hold true and can be a useful tool... Are you a complete moron or do you just playo one on TV... And how many penises have you seen? (Slut)
caldwellguy 3 years ago
I'm white with feminine facial features and really small hands, yet my penis is way above average. My balls are proportionally huge. No one would ever guess just by looking at me.
mrderpaderp 3 years ago
What does a 16 year old lesbian know about the penis?
machinemoelleux 3 years ago 16
Thats not true I was skinny diping in 1969 with a bunce of people and my friend was laying on a rock and a chick came screeming over to the pond saying it's so big, it's so big!!! wanted every one to come over and look at the guys penis...so 12 of us walked over and she ask is it real and he woke up and said WTF, he was 5'4 in tall and wore size 6 shoes and had small hands.......but the girls loved him
JHaircutt 3 years ago
"So that's pretty useful." LMAO Ahh yes the Internet. Finally a venue for the vapid and dim-witted to drone on and on. But that's harsh, especially considering this young woman's "experience" and amazing skill in being able to qualify penile size to the MILLIMETER! Don't look at me!!! ROFL
Jazzstanton 3 years ago 2
Was this a joke, or do you actually believe the utter bollocks coming out of your mouth? Lol this was like narration from a conversation of giggly 13 year-olds discussing things they haven't been taught in school yet at lunch break.
smartymarty 3 years ago
you need your own show.
nathanp8790 3 years ago
She has a masterful use of irony.
unsightly 3 years ago 2
Seriously? Seriously? Do you actually believe the crap you're saying? "All of the stereotypes hold." Estimating to a millimeter or so? That's not even almost true.
That's. That is so wrong it's not even funny.
AgentYero 3 years ago 3
emma u need u'r self a nice laid, go out and get some u talkin' about no matter what the size is seems u need some inches of love...
plaid78 3 years ago
I'm gonna implant some metal balls into my penis so I can have a toy like that! JK! JK! JK! =P
Seriously though... She may have had some good luck with making accurate judgments, but statistically, shoe size has nothing to do with it. Race can't tell you anything accept perhaps the likelihood that it's huge(african) or small(asian), which isn't always the case, but statistically true. Caucasians are in the middle and range between.
Stereotypes only go so far...
YangPile 3 years ago 2
Dude, do you know how unlikely it is to get that size? 8 inches is very rare. You should measure again and do it right next time.
realmasterchief 3 years ago
Lol, the comedy. Love to meet a guy with a rampant rabbit penis
<3
fluffypaine 3 years ago
8 inches is indeed rare,but not impossable.9 inches is rare,but not impoosable.Just because some men lie about size dosen't mean everyone lies or is insecure.Guys with big cock like to brag.
mavericstud9 3 years ago
I am very stereotypical and actually this subject is something that I used to hear about when i was 14 yrs old.
I am beginning to think that some gals are just very interested in this subject. I can look at some girls and you can see it in their eyes.
emmaJoLin LOOKS like she is VERY interested in crotch watching.
afrircans1970 3 years ago
God and nature isn't fare and doesn't a shit about political correctness.There is no corlelation of race and penis size-it's genetics.Your father-you may be big.Grow up.
mavericstud1 4 years ago
Damn my penis isn't gold and covered in bumps, guess no one will like it.
That was kind of bad advice on your part. How many partners have you even had?
Abestar123 4 years ago 2
Your phone number doesn't work.
spoonito 4 years ago
Hahhah stereotypes work.
Do your research or better study some statistics.
thefaso 4 years ago
"optimal pleasure or what have you" I think she's frigid
bobhoskins2 4 years ago
lmfho, "estimate it to 1mm, or somthing",
wtf is she on about, it dusnt make a difference, you cud have a 7ft guy with size 20 feet and he cud have a 4 inch penis, or a 4ft 5 guy with size 4 feet and a 10 inch penis, it makes no difference
jim6762 4 years ago 3
this cant be serious lol.... its a myth
jameslapatate 4 years ago
why are you trying your best to turn girls into whores? I dont want a girl to give a shit bout the size of my cock, if my dick was 15 inches and i found out that girls wanted me for that, id fuckin reduce it down to average just to piss the bitches off. If you date a guy for the sex, then you're a fucking whore. NUFF SAID!
o0AGE0o 4 years ago 6
This comment has received too many negative votes show
conservative with a small penis, eh?
too bad you ain't a 7.5 inches long 7 inches circumference and 2.2 inches in diameter gangsta such as myself
i think they should do a rap song about my dick
vduke 4 years ago
Oh yea i bet.
o0AGE0o 4 years ago
if you are OVER 18 i can prove it
unlike most shit talkers i prove what i say
vduke 4 years ago
Even if i am over 18, i dont want you to prove it. Because I dont even give a shit lol.
o0AGE0o 4 years ago
expect a response like the one i just gave to you if you say, "oh yea i bet."
vduke 4 years ago
HAHAHAHA! Is your dad a horse? Do some research on average size.
realmasterchief 3 years ago
Once again it leaves you going WTF? Is she serious? Yeaaaa if he has big hands, then....you know...wink wink. You are out of your damn mind? Or is she being funny...who can tell...Ah well.
Shaunfroggydog 4 years ago 3
i really liked this video i m me ok my screename is sasky2392 cause i have more questions ok
cars9898 4 years ago
could you do an episode on anal sex?and if its taboo
shiningamiryuk99 4 years ago 5
OH. MY. GOD. I almost died laughing!
I should compare the shape of my dick, to a dildo?
That would be like if I told you to compare yourself to Halle Berry; it just isn't fair.
I guess after watching a few of these episodes, I can assume that this isn't to be taken seriously and that this is totally for laughs.
HongKongPhooey89 4 years ago 2
my dick has a POWER CORD AND RHINESTONES LIKE THE ONES YOU SHOWED, I MUST HAVE THE ULTIMATE LOVE STICK
LMFAO Fook that man, mines better, interchangable tips, multi speed and glows in the dark!
spazmo62 4 years ago 2
what if my cock doesnt look like a dildo? what should i do?
warlockboyburns 4 years ago 2
Get a dick transplant, warlockboy. I went and got a 10 inch "silver-surfer" model. I gotta say, the ladies kinda look at it weird at first, but they soon learn of its AWESOMENESS!
HongKongPhooey89 4 years ago
you have not got a clue what you are talking about
you stupid virgin
marcegoodwin 4 years ago
This is fucking hilarious!!!...LOL. She never had sex before!!! I can see it in her eyes...
RCDOGO22 4 years ago 3
Do people know the meaning of satire? Jeeez, how many morons around... Take a look to her other videos, and maybe even your shrinking mono-neuron will understand.
Anthares2k 4 years ago
you are an idiot
danny12021985 4 years ago
my dick has a POWER CORD AND RHINESTONES LIKE THE ONES YOU SHOWED, I MUST HAVE THE ULTIMATE LOVE STICK
rastaangel 4 years ago 2
look this up in your favorite search engine.........
girls tell it all
wdrdoctor 4 years ago
It's comedy people! ... geez. If you need proof, read her bio... no one who goes to MIT can possibly be dumb enough to make this video seriously. That last joke ("if you look like this you're in good shape") was great. Oh well. I just wanted to say it didn't go unappreciated by everyone.
guppiefang 4 years ago
Females can "climax" masturbating with their fingers. That should tell you something. Size doesn't matter, satisfactory clit stimulation does.
PsiKnife 4 years ago
this is fucking hilarious. she has no idea.
MrColtin 4 years ago
Seem to be a lot of pretty ill-informed videos about, not sure if they are parodies or what - but big feet etc, that is clearly a total lie. They say that 90-955% of men are between 5.5 and 6.5 inches in length anyway - There is a much greater diversity in height, and a less focussed median, so.. clearly doesn't stand up. Excuse the pun.
robkinder 4 years ago
Lenght makes no difference, girth is haha besides
Is all about the way one wiggle it
Check my channel, look for me going crazy (you'll be amazed!)
LocoPCtheoneandonly 4 years ago
my penis looks like an egg that means it's in good shape cus you said so
djcritikalmusik 4 years ago
"If your penis looks like this you are in good shape"... those are all lumpy/malformed u moron!!!!ickickickick
jonlayton1 4 years ago
the only thing I disagree with you on is the "from my experience, all the stereotypes are true" So, every black guy has a 10" er and all asians are tiny? Jeez, you must have seen a lot of cocks to be able to make a definitive statement such as that
gottspieler 4 years ago
you must admit..looks are probably the determining factor concerning the frequency with which a guy gets laid...money helps but (as a 5'4 guy who weighs 250 lbs i know all too well)height and looks are usually #1 on a girl's list...if you are an average looking guy (like me) you must make up for your deficiencies with a good sense of humor, a positive outlook, muscles...and/or, if you are lucky...fame
gottspieler 4 years ago
Your findings and conclusions are totally false. I'm 5'9 and I don't have big hands or big feet but my penis is 10.5 inches in length 4.6 inches in width and 8.93 inches in girth... so explain that one. The stereo types are not true.. oh and I am black but besides that fact they are not true.
cdawng 4 years ago
@cdawng Ahahahah I've never seen someone more full of shit in my entire life. The only reason you'd write anything like that is because you are insecure about your size... And you probably are black but have a 3 incher.
poofacemom 4 years ago
You do realize that your numbers arent even possible, right? You probably dont, so I'll help you out: 4.6 times 2 = 9.2, so even if it was completely flat it would still have to have more girth than you say. If you're going to make shit up at least think about it first. It's idiots like you that the world doesn't need.
poofacemom 4 years ago
Your penis should look like a dildo? I guess women should look like barbie dolls and if they dont there something wrong with them. Right?
f60563 4 years ago
well, all my penises look like dildos.
emmaJoLin 4 years ago
I hope you have a son with a small penis in the future and I hope he kills himself over it by dowsing himself in gasoline and burning himself alive in front of you shouting I'm doing this because I have a tin penis. I would love for that to happen to you. May you see your own pencil dick son's burnt body in a morgue in the later future.
gripdog0395 4 years ago
emmaJoLin,When women go on about size matters they never think that they could have a son that feels suicidal over having a small dick oops! Women are very intelligent aren't they!
gripdog0395 4 years ago
Did you actually wath the original show? I never said that a larger penis was better. What I said was that matching is important (ie if you have a small penis, you should date a woman with a small vagina.)
I have known girls (several, in fact) who were unable to have sex with their boyfriends becuase their boyfriend's penis was too big.
emmaJoLin 4 years ago
If you're worried about your performance in bed, go google cunnilingus techniques. Most women don't orgasm during sex anyway so a little bit of oral goes a long way.
emmaJoLin 4 years ago
I think the person in this video obviously has a lot more to worry about than the size of someone's johnson LOL
xxxopethxxx 4 years ago
damn straight - i have finals coming up and my thesis is due!
emmaJoLin 4 years ago
yeah, i'm real sure you're actually the ugly skank in the video...you're just a dirty old pervert trying to get a rise out of people.
xxxopethxxx 4 years ago
well, i noticed that your favorites include videos such as "nice ass" and "mixed wrestling", you're two years older than me, and you are leaving messages that are far ruder than my original video.
i can't tell if you're being ironically hypocritical, or if you're just completely stupid.
emmaJoLin 4 years ago
Uh huh, I do like strippers and big asses and titties and also sexy bitches wrestling. Being a straight man, I'm proud of that too. But it's not about me, it's about you being a dirty old pervert posting videos of some nasty looking slut with really greasy hair and a busted face and then calling them your own! I'm done reading and replying now, anything else is a waste of my time and effort.
xxxopethxxx 4 years ago
OMG yo hair is the shittiest i ever seen, dirty ass hippies shitface, no one wants to put his dick in yor smelly hole
klauwn 4 years ago
shitface girl with yo smart taliking (thats what yo think at least) Go talk yor vagina monologue
klauwn 4 years ago
hey, i'm not the one who has to search for dick on you tube. try getting laid - it really takes the edge of the whole bitterness towards women thing.
emmaJoLin 4 years ago
we already told ya that yo vid was in the section where yo didnt need tha search fo yo dickshit, so eat this! and fucking you would be like fucking a big pile of shit
klauwn 4 years ago
hey i was just joking around with you. it is your right to search for dicks on the internet - no judgement here.
i respect your sexual prefrence wish you the best of luck on your quest for more dick.
emmaJoLin 4 years ago
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klauwn 4 years ago
i don't know what you searched to find this video, but the terms "prepubescent cock" may return more of what you were looking for
emmaJoLin 4 years ago
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ boringggggggggg, saw this
shit in my movieplayer ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ boring shit
klauwn 4 years ago
sorry but that's completely untrue. i have big feet, big hands, big nose, long neck, and am very tall, and my penis is average sized. by your stereotype theory it should be larger than average, if not incredibly huge. i've known little guys with huge dicks too. there really is no relation.
tgif66 4 years ago
sarcasm much?
bigsley 4 years ago
treu its just stupid women thinking they have finally discovered something, i would say: go back to work!
klauwn 4 years ago
speak english much?
bigsley 4 years ago
or big guys with little dicks ?Or little guys with little dicks or big guys with big dicks ?
The only way you can determine size with by seeing it erect and measureing it erect.
mavericstud9 3 years ago
like your mom
emmaJoLin 4 years ago