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  • Can't understand what he's saying? what are you, fucking deaf?

  • how can't you understand him? he's speaking perfectly clear english?

  • He's speaking scottish.

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  • @FC360D "Would anyone else like to see hostages in videos being a bit cheekier? Some guy who's about to get his head chopped with a sword, turning round and going: Short back and sides please big man!"

  • short back and sides, its what you ask for when you go for a hair cut

  • Not that funny.

  • God the terrorist would be like wtf?

  • Funny, but not his best.

  • best joke? I take it you'e seen NONE of his other stuff then?

  • @seaton125 It's a matter of opinion. The uploader obviously enjoyed this joke and uploaded it as his favorite/ the one he found most funny.

  • The amount if dislikes tell how unfunny that was.

  • I don't get it.

  • average joke used to spam your new shitty gaming channel..a massive frankie boyle 'hope you die of cancer' to you.

  • it IS his best joke.

  • Funny as fuck heard it hundreds of times and still laugh

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  • nowhere near his best joke ! still funny though

  • not the best boyler!

  • bestt clean joke he's done...

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  • Good joke but I've already heard it on Carry On Don't Lose Your Head :P

  • @SCD999 If you told Boyle that he'd just say 'I've never seen it', the same way he pretends never to have heard of Jerry Sadowitz.

  • @SCD999 Haha! You are dead right!

  • SHORT BACK N SIDES, BIG MAN!

  • Nope I've watched this about 5 times and still can't make out what he said.

  • @FC360D Then you're pretty stupid then.

  • @FC360D "Would anyone else like to see hostages in videos being a bit cheekier? Some guy who's about to get his head chopped off with swords turning around and going 'Short back and sides please, big man!'"

  • @FC360D. Sorry, can you retype your comment please? This time without that annoying southern accent.

  • @FC360D congratulations on being ignorant.

  • @FC360D he said "short, back and sides big man!" its a haircut u can ask for in the UK

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  • @FC360D Fuck you ya English cunt, don't know what a just said? here it is again, Fuck you ya English cunt

  • @superdupersuperman1 calm down, he was dropped at birth leave him alone, hes got enough trouble on his life as it is with his mentally unstable mind.

  • @superdupersuperman1 Wow, you don't sound like a complete ned at all....

  • @RobinScott93 I'm not a ned, first of all I go to school meaning I'm educated, and I don't want to sound like a geek with no life but I don't all ways go out vandalising things making fires and drinking and smoking shit I've never heard of, I'm in Credit Maths and English at school and have planned my future. Doesn't really sound like a thing neds would do would they?

  • @superdupersuperman1 Well, it sounds like you're on the right track. But statements like "Fuck you ya English cunt" don't exactly give off a good impression. Think rationally before reacting to what you read, see, hear etc.

  • @RobinScott93 Fuck you ya twat Lol kidding on :)

  • @FC360D Frankie Boyle : "Did anyone else like to see hostages in videos being a bit cheekier? Some guy who's about to get his head chopped off wae(with) a sword turning round and going 'short back and sex please big man' ".

  • @XBOX360xUhnTissx He said "sides" not "sex"

  • @XBOX360xUhnTissx Wow, you fail. It's "short back and sides please...".

  • @FC360D "Would anyone else like to see hostages in videos being a bit cheekier? Some guy who's about to have his head chopped off with a sword turnin' round and goin' 'short back and sides big man'"

    The joke is that the person being beheaded is treating it like a hair cut, thus the "cheeky"-ness.

  • @wizardsbane ah it was that last bit I couldn't quite catch hehe thanks :)

  • @FC360D Learn English.

  • @FC360D

    Best you don't tax yourself further trying to, lest you frazzle what little brain power you have left.

  • @FC360D What's funny is I just watched it on my PC for first time and can hear what he says really clear rofl, what's even funnier still is that fact my previous comment which has got some insults from ppl is a top comment lol

  • @FC360D you must be american

  • @astroboirap Nope I'm British living in East Midlands

  • Haha! Génius!

  • Boyle will get his Karma one day and the sooner the better

  • @mikprint

    hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha­hahw ha ha  ahh

  • @mikprint You'll be dead soon.

  • @mikprint Fuck off, you little PC prick.

  • @leizuoer The kind of comment I would expect from a cretin who finds mocking disabled people funny. Then again it shows you have a sick mind.

  • @mikprint What it shows is that I'm capable of independent thought and not completely under the thumb of the PC Brigade, or to give them a better name, The Permanently Offended. There are too many idiots running around looking for something to be offended by or something to complain about. Guess what? You have a fucking choice: if you don't like Frankie Boyle, there's no one forcing you to watch.

  • @leizuoer ... what it shows is that you are easily manipulated. You haven`t an original thought in your body and you lay yourself down so readily. "If you don`t like Frankie Boyle, there`s no one forcing you to watch" Did you come up with that all by yourself? When you stop sucking Frankies cock could you please explain what you mean? After all no one is forcing you to be such a muppet.

  • @coltsuperocean10 You don't understand "No one is forcing you to watch"?? Seriously? Well, if you can't comprehend my meaning there, would explaining it really help you?

    I'll try anyway: my message is that, instead of complaining about Frankie Boyle's comments on a satirical gameshow, people have the option of watching something else. You don't like Frankie Boyle? Don't watch him. There. Understand now? If not, I can try baby language if you want.

  • @leizuoer Baby language? I've got 2 kids and was a single dad while they where toddlers spending a whole lotta time with my young'ens and did not once learn a word of baby language. That is a hard language to master my friend. You probably gave colt waayy to much credit there.

  • @speebyda Lol, I probably am :)

  • @coltsuperocean10 you dont get what he said and you are the one talking down to him?

  • Frankie Boyle is a horrible little prat

  • this man is just an offensive prick!

  • thats shit you tool

    

  • crappppppp

    

  • Frankie Boyle is just a poor mans Jerry Sadowitz.

  • @Chemie89 Sadowitz isn't even in the same league..

  • @GefGZ Too true. Boyle wishes he was anywhere near as good as Sadowitz.

  • The Thatcher burial is unbeatable !!

  • Funniest joke EVER!?????????

    Beam me up Scotty.

  • Anyone who finds frankie boyle offensive can fuck off

  • @JjustBoy YES! I don't get how they can take offence! He's a comedian. He makes fucking JOKES! People should get off their high horse and buy a sense of humour.

  • wow a frankie boyle joke without excessive swearing, well done

  • I didn't understand a single word he said.

  • what the fuck did he just say? I am from toronto canada and i can't even understand this scott

  • the best joke he does is when he walks of stage ....

  • "Have you noticed how a lot of paedophiles wear glasses and have a beard? What is it about that look that young children find to be sexually attractive?" - Best Frankie Boyle joke.

  • I don't find Frankie Boyle offensive, I just think he's shit as a comedian.

  • After reading the title I thought this might be good, but I'm still wondering what everybody's laughing at - not funny at all. Never heard of the guy either!

  • @waldenhouse short back and sides is a popular haircut over here in scotland just like what the military get

  • People hate FB because he says out loud what most people are thinking.

  • not funny at all!!

  • Not the best joke but he is a legend :P

  • @BenK8319 Not the best joke but the delivery of it was funny!

  • Not that funny....

  • What a shite "comedian". An embarrassment to Scottish comedy.

  • @stmirren37 This isn't Scottish comedy. This is comedy by a Scottish person.

    You're an embarrasment to youtube comments.

  • I dont get it?

    Actually first of all, I can't understand a word he's saying and I didn't get the joke unfortunately, someone care to explain it?

  • @TibGaming present tence, I think this dumdum means "tense", please don't try to embarrass yourself with such a simple mistake again.

  • @NoobsTownFan Well spotted, great grand slam to the floor - and he is out.....

  • @NoobsTownFan

    1) I don't get embarrassed by having a small spelling mistake

    2) If I'm a 'dumdum', thanks for proving my point that the guy I replied to is a complete fucking retard

  • Wow. So much racial hatred and pointless anger being chucked around in the comments here just from 21 seconds of narcissistic rambling. Ironically enough, Frankie would probably be quite proud of himself.

  • Some people complaining about Frankie's perfect English, and of "British English" in general ought to remember that Frankie is not English, he is Scottish.

  • @wblue74 im english, and to be honest it pisses me off when people from here are arrogant and tell people 'your english is wrong' especially if they arent from the same country. people these days...

  • @MrSaintSoulja To correct you, when speaking about yourself in the present tence, you use a capital 'i', and there is an apostrophe in 'I'm', English should have a capital 'e', there is an apostrophe in 'aren't' and you use a capital letter after a full stop. I don't understand you, but I think you were saying that people who aren't from England can't say your English is wrong. Well, I'm Welsh and your English isn't wrong, it's horrible. A 4 year old has better grammatical skills.

  • @TibGaming Oh my frigging god - another compulsive spell checker on youtube... or are you the one and same that is trying to School the youtube world - it's a video world - where people come to watch videos - and give some lousey comments whilst doing so - we don't care if the spelling is correct - we don't care if it is correct grammar - it's youtube world - go away find "Schooling for better English world" jeez...

  • @KelticWoman1 Welcome to the internet, I'm trolling, bitch.

  • @TibGaming And I'm kicking trolls fucking asses all the way... welcome to my world now there is no escape... nah - you just bored me,

  • @KelticWoman1 Kicking trolls asses? I doubt you can walk up the stairs on your own..

  • @TibGaming im on youtube, im not writing an english essay, stop being a arrogant prick and get over yourself

  • @MrSaintSoulja You have got to laugh at the spell checkers and "Grammar Freaks" in youtube world don't you. That guy must have a really sad life - which in a way makes me feel guilty now - wait... nope that's it the guilts gone... saddo. Oh and I can't speak another language - but many others from other countries attempt and do well at ours so fair play to you for your retort in the first place.

  • @KelticWoman1 yeah i really dont understand them, who honestly cares about correct grammar on youtube. Must have no life to carry on with that, hope he has fun trolling random people on youtube -.-

  • @hitmanwolf Technicly british is english but older... So there basicly the same.

  • @bluelazy123 when you manage to spell 3 words out 11 incorrectly, how am i supposed to take the content seriously?

  • Translate to English, por favor.

  • Jesus christ, every time I click on a popular YouTube that's either English or American there is some stupid argument about which country is better. You're both pretty much the same anyway.

  • @SchoolinYou I take it you are nither?

    Eh, anyway, thats a sure fire way to piss off both sides of the argument. Good job.

  • @TheZiplock60 Dads American Mom/Mum is English, lived in both countries. Just pointing out that even though both countries don't like to admit the people are very similar.

  • @SchoolinYou No idea where you get your information from but that's just stupid. Everything from our economy, our system of government, our schooling system, our dialects of English, our general religion, our average IQ, our politicians and our history (to name a few things) shows we are far and away 2 completely different countries.

  • @SchoolinYou Frankie is from Glasgow. He's Neither English nor American so get your facts straight before shooting your mouth off kiddo!

  • @cjspartacus what you talking about, crackhead. I never said he either.

  • for all these people that are talking about being english and not understanding it, shut up obvs you can't cos he's scottish.

  • its not funny at all...

  • @hunterking100 I agree. That was the most predictable & unfunny joke I have ever heard.

  • I don't speak English but I can understand him

  • i am english and i can't understand him

  • For those who don't understand:

    "Did/does anyone else like to see hostages in videos being a bit cheekier? Some guy who's about to get his head chopped off with a sword turning round and going short back and sides pelase big man."

  • It's not that hard to understand...

    "Short back and sides please big man!"

  • I am english but wtf did he just say?

  • The fack is this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    

  • someone dig bernard manning up.....now he can tell a joke,not a boring story about fuck all funny!

  • This humorless discussion of what is funny has replaced my previous definition of irony.

  • @CrankyBadger that's not ironic

  • He's shite now.

  • @mrbarleymobwow your thick. 1101000001010 just TOLD you, and u thought he was agreeing with you :L maybe you don't like Frankie Boyle because you don't understand his jokes....or any word longer than 2 syllables for that matter :) if your iq was any lower, you would need to be watered twice a day

  • aw great!

    now i have to find Hitmanwolf's comment!!

  • This prat is NOT funny.

  • its funny but not his best

  • If you think this is his best joke ever this must be the only joke you've heard him tell.

  • when i clicked on this i thought it said susan boyle

  • @TWCandyFloss well susan boyle is funnier...

  • The poor man's Jerry Sadowitz

  • @awesomefrankrapid who? it doznt matter anyway celts are the funnyist people on this earth

  • @MysteriusMalfunction, he's speaking english you boomaclarke! He's just got a beautiful Scottish accent!

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  • i think its down to personal preference which is your favourite joke if you dont agree you dont have comment about it :) he's a mint comedian and my personal preference is that all of his jokes ARE FARTHER FUCKING FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You guys are wankers. This isn't even close to his best joke but he's still one of the best comedians out there.

  • @GiefGoldPlx he isn't a comedian..he doesnt think up amusing anecdotes or little stories with clever puns or twists or punchlines.

    he just tries to say the most offensive things that come into his head, those things that people think about but never have the nerve to say, to be honest if you said the same things yourself in trafalgar square you'd get arrested.

    there is a word for boyle.not sure what it is but it isn't comedian.

    i think it is probably like his last name...just spelt differently

  • @mrbarleymob Well you,Sir, have obviously been brainwashed. Frankie Boyle is just standing up for freedom of speech and the freedom of being able to express yourself. He's showing that in comedy nobody is safe from being mocked and they shouldn't be, that's the whole point of comedy. It's the ability to laugh at ourselves and we should all have that and be able to give it too. You're just a brainwashed wanker.

  • @GiefGoldPlx brainwashed wanker...lol...a clueless abortion like you who watches this drivvle...drivvle that needs no talent or brain..just look up what is politically incorrect at any given time and spiel it about with a few obscenitites.i am sure when those people who fought for our freedom of speech, so that fucking sweaty inbreds like this cunt could live free, didnt have his absolute shite in mind...they would probably have stayed at home if thats what they thought they were fighting for.

  • @GiefGoldPlx and to be honest u thick cunt. if you think this is funny then your as thick as your pig ugly mother who when i see her next is gonna get her melon fucking head punched in for conceiving your sad ginger arse in a bus shelter. thanks to her brother. then not having the decency to dump your sorry carcass in the canal, and to finally shit on society properly she somehow managed to teach you to speak up for shit like this.she truly is the worlds biggest fucking cunt.now go die u twat.

  • @mrbarleymob Firstly, I'm not ginger nor english. Secondly, everything you just said is politically incorrect but you had a freedom to say it and that's what Frankie's comedy is about. If you actually watched his stand up you'd know that he's only joking and he doesn't really mean it. Oh well I feel sorry for you and all the hate you have inside of you. Go on and insult people on youtube if that makes you happier in life. Pathetic.

  • @GiefGoldPlx there you go dick head...insulting people in public...you said it u hypocritical turd...it isn't big or funny it is pathetic...your words u twat. exactly what this dick does..insult people in public..it isn't funny and takes no brain at all...as i said boyle is a clueless cunt.. and you are a little worse for liking it. now be quiet before you contradict yourself any more..and make yourself look even more clueless than you already have.u threw the first insult as well

  • @mrbarleymob I believe that in a democracy people should have the right to like Frankie Boyle. You seem to be against that idea as you insult him and me. I don't know what to say to someone who can't even structure a proper sentence together without abusing ellipses. Stop being so angry and try structure a proper argument because you seem to just be flaming on here. Not my problem that you've got a small dick.

  • @GiefGoldPlx I basically just tried to express my opinion that he's a great comedian and that I personally like him and all you did is tell me that I'm wrong to express my opinion and that EVERYONE who watches Frankie is an idiot for doing so. You also insulted me on many accounts. That doesn't seem like a very democratic thing to do. You should allow for everyone to express their own opinions and if you hate Frankie so much then why did you look him up or click on this video?

  • @GiefGoldPlx and who said anything about english...i wouldnt insult the english by comparing you to them...be quiet like i said u clueless turd.

  • @mrbarleymob

    Wow, that's quite a tirade of abuse over several comments! In your own words: "..insult[ing] people in public..it isn't funny and takes no brain at all"

  • @1101000001010 congratulations..you get the point....thats his whole routine. nuff said.

    sometimes you really have to highlight a disgusting trait in person...for people to get the message. just because some scottish half wit does it on the telly in a ridiculous accent, doesn't make it any more worth watching or listening to, we could all write his routine...but we don't, because there are standards that you just dont go under...unless your a moron like this or one of his dribbling followers.

  • Agree with top comment, one of his worst.

  • Jeeeeze! was that really funny?..Mediocre at best..the guy is an a**hole.

  • if this is his funniest joke, he definitley chose the wrong profession

  • I like how Frankie is bending down in the thumbnail

  • if thats hi best im suprised he hasnt been arrested tbh

  • Frankie is new wave, its cross between comedy and shocking awareness (shockomedy) Yes I thought of that first here folks! and its works!!

  • shit

    

  • He's not that good actually

  • that was about as funny as cancer...

  • @hempartist420 it was not a joke, it is my experience of actual Americans and mainstream American culture as a whole, not all Americans though obviously, but im often reminded of the time my friends and I were holidaying in America and an American couple came over to our table while we were eating and said “hey, are you guys British?” we said yes, and she replied “we could tell, you guys are using a fork AND a knife” 0_0

  • @azb0111 They probably meant "are you British?" as opposed to Irish, as they have barely mastered the use of cutlery.