Journal (Jake and Amir)

[shakka219]

Captains Log; Octobern 40th ; I've Been up for 2 weeks with no food or water , watched every single Jake And Amir video 28 times. No sign of help coming.

[biggie51996]

i know this is a random ass question but I'm serious: Does anyone know where i could find headphones like streeter's? hahaha he's always wearing them in the J&A vids

[iloveparc]

:25

[iloveparc]

keep pressing 2...hell kill you

[Morrogaan]

just give me my old scroll bag backpack back please... ROFLCOPTER

[MrAleCast]

0:27 Amir's signature face xD

[endlessitaly21]

nice intro

[jeffen8]

old scroll bag back pack back lol

[sherberthehe]

how could jake know the diary entry was two days ago, when the date was marked october 40th?

[EmperorFishFinger]

Nice lampshading of the old catchphrase.

[iamnotaskater11]

when does jake get stabbed?

[wushitono]

@iamnotaskater11 previous episode, try playlist

[theXchillroastedbean]

just give me my oldscrollbagbackpackback please?

[cooldonkeyfish]

I was going to comment about Jake's stab wound but then I saw the top comments.

[gretschdrums83]

Streeeeeter! In the back.

[EyyItsMimi]

0:18 <3 0:25 XD <3

[RadicalDreamerss]

0:18

His face is priceless. :)

[TheLeoo117]

dinner tonight ?

[TeddiesandBieber]

YAY FIRST COMMENT OF 2012 I LOVE YOU AMIR!!!!!!! :D

[pnoyboy264]

Amirs face lol

[bchscomedygirl]

I record every time I laugh at Amir in my scroll. And my journal. And my diary. And my ledger. And my ship's log. Andmy blog. And my Internet history.

[TeddiesandBieber]

Aawwww love you Amir! :3

[jacobburns909]

I write in my scroll every night

[123lightingman]

Its just filled with notebooks and scrolls...!

[LauritsR]

LOL!!!!! XD His expression! 0:17

[SergeantTomato5]

Dinner tonight????

[Dashapell]

@ShelilaberryXO u did it wrong...

[Username14129]

same difference

[mattkelley41]

octobrin 40th? hahaha

[krimefail]

Thumbs up if you are watching this on 11/11/11 at 11:11

[xtremethomas]

@krimefail no on 11/12/11 at 9:49 :S

[Patrick1Bauer]

Sheesh Yall. Twas a dream.



[Shemsation]

I thought this was Jurassic Park?

[seran123333]

Scrolls FTW

[ok2431]

Does anyone can read Amir mind during 0:19? I hear "U an a-hole"

[Sethagrius]

@ok2431 It's jake in the background as he's picking up the Journal.

[CovertCanine]

press 2 repeatedly for immature funny

Jake enjoys himself excessively

[Tomisreallyawesome]

what happened to jakes stab wound

[OMFScience]

@Tomisreallyawesome jake and amir is a static series.. like spongebob squarepants.

[JacksonFelblade]

@Tomisreallyawesome He got better... x3

[dsidewd]

@Tomisreallyawesome It followed Amir's dad and moved.

[kmikus17]

0:19...nuff' said

[JimTimBro6]

as a goof!

[jibberjabberjibjib]

0:18 "you're an asshole"

[CommentWriter95]

"we're still gullies then"

this is an episode for the hardcore j&a fans :P

[lovepinkpoppy]

i died at the "all hollows eve" part.

[Demontripelt]

Careful guys, You said "scroll", College humor might be the next to get sued by Bethesda...

[thefoxrider911]

so, did jake die or what?

[anonymsomsjutton]

"Old scroll-bag-back-pack-back" isn't the easiest thing to say =P

[ShaneScull]

thumbs up if you heard your'e an asshole in the background after amir threw the notebook

[redodrago]

pls let the 200th ep of JandA be epic or a movie

[monkeyz1337]

0:19 is the best face ever xD

[deathpresent101]

la mochila

[123lightingman]

0:18 derp :S

[snowball012093]

You know what will never get old? "CHICKEN NCNUGGETS BITCH!" :D

[darkpyro75]

@snowball012093 or calling a fat kid mcnugget

[snowball012093]

@darkpyro75 lol.. ;)

[zagrede]

Wow, how many takes did Amir need for that last line?

[maclover4ever223]

OMG the face that amir makes at :19 is sooo funny he always makes that! hahah

[champloo7]

Amir = Ultimate troll, yet we love him haha :D

[carvence]

I just wish this video would give me my old scroll bag backpack back. Please.

[RonnieTheBear142]

Amir's face 0:23 through 0:28 is fucking classic

[MrHugawookie]

Diner tonight.

[EpicFallOut]

I miss Amir always saying dinner tonight

[QuiickScopedYa]

159 ppl were looking for jurassic park :p

[xxWhySoFunnyxx]

can i ask you a question? stand up so i can see your jeans

[777javd]

so amir stabbed jake and nothing happend

[darthkrueger]

@777javd I have a theory that each episode takes place in a parallel universe. That's how Amir can constantly plunk "a G" on things.

[BigBo999]

I love the sublminal message in this. the fans are always complaining about Jake and Amir changing too much. Just like Amir thinks things should never change. Thus, if you hate the new Jake and Amir's, youre retarted. who wouldve thunk it

[traxgod2]

crazy headset streeter

[derkman127]

"Let me see your notebook?" pfhhoeosshsh -_-"

[preciouskiss3]

People please stop liking peoples replys because it might make top comment and then people are going to not pay attention to the video because they are looking for the person you reply to

[mjm2z]

@preciouskiss3 to see what the people said just highlight the name that its replied to, right cilck copy cilck 'see all' comments click ctrl f and paste who evers name it is into the search bar that comes up (it says find next to it)

[preciouskiss3]

@mjm2z Oh i feel dumb

[aobxD]

fake razer orca

[carramrod232]

0:20 "you're an asshole"

[Echoparticle]

I want Dinner Tonight to come back.

[Maxamillion72]

i feel so sorry for Amir :(

[AngelicBlob]

Jake looks skinnier for some reason.

[Devonwoods911stat]

scroll bag back pack back :O

[dpflifeveryonecared]

same difference

[hollywoodundeadarmy4]

I love Amir's face at 0:19 hahaha:D

[Berenueve]

@hollywoodundeadarmy4 what about the one at 0:26????? hahhaha that one is great!!!!

[hollywoodundeadarmy4]

@Berenueve hahahahah!!! I LOVE THAT ONE<3

[tomiboy5]

its impossible for two things to be the same yet different

[08lgr]

how does jake know it was on the scroll at 1:30????

[Cejo871]

"Quote from the video every one just watched"

[dangalyt]

the green earphones are really distracting...

[sofiamore]

Just give me my old scroll bag back pack back please.

[Medysonball]

"Let me see ur notebook " *throws notebook* xD

[skullythebloger]

scroll bag back pack back

[Bigniko26]

@anythingbutsmart the reason people say that is because the two things have the same difference.

[FrogDude14]

THE RETURN OF DINNER TONIGHT!

[anythingbutsmart]

i hate when people say same difference. it makes no sense!

[Es102794]

0:20 Troll Face

[R0ssB055]

amir has the best facial expressions



[ficklechicken]

i want amir in my pocket.

[willie79924]

LOVE Amir's faces.

[blacksheep150]

hold down 8 to hear jakes real laugh

[Dabulow1981gmail]

@blacksheep150 And hold 9 for Amir

[TheJoGeLu]

Just gimme my old scroll bag backpack back please.

[Sylisthedemon]

@TheJoGeLu makes me think of that song, black backpack

[ManBearPig1301]

HAHAHAHA amir's face at 0:24!!!!!!

[Weirdgus]

scroll bag backpack -> I love how that sounds! :D

[bacdafucup98]

co za asy

[SEEGIE123]

Hahahahah Amir's face at 0:18 :D

[spinamajig]

This video is so ace..

[mhrfg]

Love me or Hate me, you gotta Love me! :P

[XXxdjangox]

just give me my old scroll bag backpack back please

[TheSpicyPotato]

Its funny becuz theres a "Dear Dumb Diary" book ad next to it when i watched it.

KAH-WINK-EE-DINK!

[jonathan6983]

"just gimme my old scroll-bag-backpack-back please" good line

[dedelruf]

Thumbs up if you heard the "you're an asshole" at 0:18

[ilikecandysandstuff]

It made me so happy when he asked "dinner tonight?" :)

[ninjaXkitty1234]

He's so deep

[Ilovetoms16]

Omg is that kassemg?!?????

[fakeandgay27]

@Ilovetoms16 no his name is amir, no shut up and go watch kassem g

[Ilovetoms16]

@fakeandgay27 haha ok :)

[fakeandgay27]

@Ilovetoms16 haha that was easy

[texandriller]

Gullies FTW (for the wolf)! This episode was totally ace! Or wait, nope, 'twas a dream! Dinner tonight?

[theabcd9753]

am i the only one who thinks that amir's face at 0:18 is hilarious?

[fakeandgay27]

@theabcd9753 no i lmao when i saw it lol

[TheLocalman2012]

i think syatek2020 is a fat guy who sits at a computer not having a life

[MatteM94]

Intro is fantastic ahahah

[Syatek2020]

When he said "stand up" I stood up lol

[crakz21]

This is just filled with notebooks and scrolls!!

[MrFreddymercury]

Just give me my old scroll back backpack back please.

[37Robski]

casual swearing at 0:20

[christiansketchman]

just gimme my old scroll bag backpack back please? xDxDxD

[boner2008]

Dinner tonight? :D Win

[WeDogsHowl]

same difference

[TrippyGurl33]

Hey you're watching Jurassic Park

[Syatek2020]

@TrippyGurl33 Wow youre so pathetic you really took 'trying to get thumbs up' to a new low

[MidLord80000]

@Syatek2020 you took your mother to an all new low...

[Syatek2020]

@MidLord80000 Oooh mom jokes! You must be 13 :)

[sladunkaAa]

@TrippyGurl33 SAME DIFFERENCE!!!!

[ewanmcgregorfan24]

@TrippyGurl33 my favorite thing ever

[Kiaraire]

bullspit!

[MASEK360]

0:23 his face lolololololol 

[x12lesser21x]

nobody could ever understand how hard i laughed at amirs face at 0:27

[luckdaman]

that's what life is note books n scrolls

[atengel1]

Amir's face <3

[iwillownyourface]

LOL TRANSCRIBED AUDIO

[spacedino64]

amir for president

[MapleStoryDraco]

146 ppl has a diary

[rqax]

Gimme my old scroll bag back backpack!

[Albee91692]

havent heard them use "Gullies" in a while, lol.

just waiting for "So Ace" now and "Ace & Jocelyn"

[MilkshakeMartin]

I love how streeter always has that pissed off look and his green headphones one when they're filming. "ALRIGHT, we're filming the next episode" "CRAP Where are my green headphones?!"

[TheTraceurBoy]

This used to be funny, Amir now just pisses me off...

[rashai1]

@TheTraceurBoy me too

[ssamuelc2]

ok im totaly amir :( im kinda sad about it but still like the show!

[MultiCerebral]

Is Amir gay?

[Destinyman50]

@MultiCerebral No, he had a girlfriend he was actually attracted to but Jake took her from him. Then she got hit by a bus. Amir just idolizes Jake as a hero and role model.

[darkfish2]

@IStealthmaster why r loads of noobs like u promoting urdailyfunvid?

[TheJuniorIdiots]

@IStealthmaster I hear TheJuniorIdiots are pretty good too :)

[n4179]

@IStealthmaster

Along with Pornhub? juss sayin...

[DieRightNowPlease]

@n4179 pornhub isnt a channel.

[n4179]

@DieRightNowPlease

Same difference....

[Aljedubru]

lol. turn the transcribed audio closed captions on and watch google be awesome

[kingjoeg]

Don't watch my videos they suck...

really bad

[MrLOLOL98]

@kingjoeg ok we wont

[FreakingNinjaCow]

@MrLOLOL98 i hate you now i have to search

[MrLOLOL98]

@FreakingNinjaCow mwhahahahahaha!

[SumiTobihi]

who else just watched EVERY jake and amir they have..? *faints*

[puddindapanda]

love streeter winning in the background

[dancestarabc]

Who's Ryan Dunn?

[Xx22blackroses22xX]

@dancestarabc HE WAS A MEMBER OF JACKASS AND CONSTANTLY ON VIVA LA BAM!!!!! AND HE DIED!!!! *Begins wailing*

[jhunt123456]

@Xx22blackroses22xX well it looks like Ryan

*sunglasses*

Dunn goof'd

YEAHHHHHHHH

[pigsrings]

Ah, their back to their old style. Thank you!