Dane Cook Vicious Circle: "Argument"

[GeralCorasjo]

"MY FATHER IS A BRILLIANT MAN! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"

[somerandomdude31]

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[12seantheshow]

were contherned about you, he's a DICKWAD!!!!!

put the f***ing CDs in order so i can watch uncle Buck when i want to. Now fight me for 3 days because im bored!! lmao



[gougersgurl]

I love you Dane Cook you are finf awesome!!!

[BubbleBailey1]

as you go by on your ship of right! lmao

[ambergoddessartist]

mental terrorist right here:))))) muah hahahahaaaa

[deedee2020able]

Just love Dane..I never grow tired of his routines...

[BAbyFartsMageezak]

HE IS THE FUNNIEST MOTHER FUCKER HOW HE SAYS SHIT IS SO FUNNY BUT HE IS SO RIGHT WHICH MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER..!!!

[M3llpwns]

Dane Cook is simply amazing, lol

[JudokaJames]

Not the best material, but among the best delivery.

[NeilCohen]

@JudokaJames exactly.

[crystaal20]

wow this guys means but its funny

[WriterXxDreamerXx]

thumbs up if youre a girl and all those moves Dane did is true.

[jellolova]

you're just going to sit there on fucking ass! eating the nooodles? *makes noodles gesture* auuhhhhh!!!. You don't even NOW

[utube10921]

If you like this video press 0 when your about to be finished watching

[Do1You1like1yogurt]

i love his little hehehe

[raniketki]

that move !!!! TRUE!!!

[xXStaySeventeenXx]

next time i get into a fight with a guy, i am going to do all of these things.

[hopenprayful]

You are brain ninjas lol

[adam111314]

WHO BOUGHT THE FUCKING NOODLES.

WHO BOUGHT THE FUCKING NOODLES.

COMMENT PLZ

[DaiBaby123]

it's not that easy karen, i can't just go. you think i can just go? it's not that simple ok? my cd's are in his truck.

[kimanitillman]

LAME!

[gregory18000]

@kimanitillman I completely agree.

[davgabe]

Dane Cook  all his made up stories, every one sucks, not even remotely funny the jerk off

[tjcincy06]

@davgabe ur a fag

[ShallyP425]

hahah this is so correct i cant even explain.:D

[XxAcdcRocks28]

Who Got The Fuckin Noodles?? lol

[Taylorzxzx]

lisa why don't you just go lisa seriously lisa were here cuz we're concerned abt u and hes a dick we want u to just go

I-I can't just go I can't just go Karin it's not tht easy ok like you guys think i could just go its not tht simple alright.....my CDs are in his truck

[dazrel12]

Was only joking you git!!!

[davgabe]

This fool is just lame period. .He sucks

[nikthedick123]

dude this happened to me in real life exactly as he described it, the difference id that i won. heres the key: as she walks away say "youre a bitch just like your mom" and walk away.

[julscoolchick]

unbelievably brill. What is the name of the DVD?

[Anaxagoran]

@julscoolchick Are you kidding or are you really that ignorant?

[aenyxx]

Great quality!!

[Piinkkyboos]

all of that is so true, ya know what its so true, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW.

[SilverCali11]

You know why he bought them? Cause he's a smart fuckin' guy! Love it!

[apapalonglong]

I have a sister, a mother, 2 female cousins, the male one is still femenine at times, and my mothers aunt... good luck winning an argument there, Dave...

[faxatron]

that adience is picing me off

[animegirl24319]

love it~~ XDD

[BIZZY828]

"were fuckin over". lmao

[Foomypoo]

@BIZZY828 HA HA HA HA HA YOU CAN REPEAT LINES BACK ON POSTS! WOW...congrats. You have the same skill as a fucking parrot...

[BIZZY828]

@Foomypoo fly little birdie fly.

[EmperorZ19]

I noticed something when I saw this on TV. The audience reaction consists entirely of woman screaming. No laughs, just girls gushing over him.

[sneezesneezecough]

WHO BOUGHT THE FUCKING NOODLES!?!?!? I DID! THAT'S RIGHT! ENJOY MY FUCKING NOODLES!!!!

[billnme]

He is so funny XD

[TheMssupbrah]

godd hes hot.

[doomsy]

MY FATHERS A BRILLIANT MAN

[L2design]

Ahahahahahah AHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH LOLLLLL

[dislexicchimp]

heh, reminds me of when my wife and i... and then... AWW SHIT!

[rewindfive]

what he says is true anyway i rmbr when i first watch this thinking the thing with the white gurls is true XD

[vitallogic]

this guy isnt funny at all



[nosirrah85]

@vitallogic you're an idiot!

[HeartExplosive]

i love those sexy jeans of his :)

[maymay15912]

omg....i watchd this and then i realized my 300 pound dad is the woman in the family....tht shit is scry....O.O....my mom NEVER AGREES,it is ALWAYS my dad lol

[Persona100Duh]

"Girls, you'll stay in a relationship for YEARS with a guy you don't even like. And you make the weirdest excuses to stay." SO FUCKING TRUE! Why do we women behave like that?! XD Although, "Because you are mental terrorists." Guess we compensate somehow. LOL

LOVE YOU DANE COOK! You're hilarious! I hope he makes more! <33333

[TheAdamtheleveler]

this gusy fuckin amazing

[QueenSankofaMaat]

This is excellent!

[1211mbg]

Aha! I'm 13 and everytime I see a comedy special where they talk about relationships I wonder if it's actually true. Lyke when he describes the fight i wonder if couples actually fight lyke tht.! I cnt wait til I get older and find out Lmao!

[livelovesurfnb]

Love this, seen it a million times... Sooo true!

[kyuubilinkinpark]

My mum always pulls that shit with my dad. "You know you're stupid like your father." I always think of Dane Cook when they fight, so I enjoy it somewhat.

[Exoressed]

yoo thats true!

[Exoressed]

yooo he is so right!!!!!!!

[logcabininaforest]

XD

lolz

[hellomoon23]

funny dude, but did you film a tv that was playing a vhs that had been recorded on a phone with a vga camera!!

[davidthebomber99]

@hellomoon23 i think he means its poor quality.

[altitudeFlies]

Everything he describes about the "fuckville" play that girls do is totally true. I've remember my mom doing that. And my sister, and my friends. lol!

He must be an experienced arguer in a relationship.

[seroeth]

dane cook is a fraud who steals jokes

[thegreathaku395]

That 1% has mental homeland security.

[angelgirl926]

yay! i'm a mental terrorist!!! yes, i'm a girl and i'm proud! take that guys!! =)

dane cook is effin hilarious! i LOVE him!!!

[LHughesy17]

Who the fuck let you on the internet woman?

[angelgirl926]

@LHughsey: huh? why ask that? i let myself on. what does that have to do with anything?

[SuperDarksword]

awesome just awesome...

[MarluxionProductions]

lol. Good Vid.... Shit Quality.

[ixlikextoxdraw]

im a girl and when he called us 'brain terrorists' i actually felt really proud...

[altitudeFlies]

@ixlikextoxdraw I know! It's very pleasing. lol!

[Solstice234]

why is Dane Cook so mean and funny?

[hayleykayley21]

lmao.. mental terrorists.. brain ninjas. gotta love it.

[rick11720]

lol "im gunna go play xbox"

[jaimesandoval1988]

I did not really know he did stand up, I love his movies and stand up too.

[zero4girls44877]

My dad is a brilliant man ! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. Yah you like noodles who bought those noodles i did!

[sallad2009]

You don't even know.

[YesterdayJam]

Dane Cook is fuckin brilliant.

lol

And he's so right. haha.

[XxTotalCatastrophexX]

@YesterdayJam thats why its funny!! because itsTRUE!

[Foomypoo]

@YesterdayJam Dane cook isn't brilliant, Cook WAS brilliant. Vicious circle? Are you fucking kidding me? The only vicious circle I see is that after years, YEARS, this fuck has only 15 minutes of new material! WOW! Good job you hack, how about writing some new fucking material. Go ahead, laugh sheep, laugh at jokes from years ago...

[dynelol]

@Foomypoo

Way to give a shit about what other people laugh about.

[Foomypoo]

@dynelol Yea sorry I'm not a sheep who worships a hack.

[CarebearCrazy101]

did you just take a camera and record it from the tv, because pretty shit quality. no offence

[converseallstar5447]

I love Uncle Buck.....

[vanillabean4u]

go call your mom and talk to her for 4 hours../ im ganna go play X-Box" HAHAH LOVE IT!!

[guitarherochick123]

LOVE DANE COOK!

[lilmizzcookiechan]

girls rule!!!!!! Go Brian ninjas!!!

[spazatheart]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS! i absolutely love watching him; i get so pumped when he's on comedy central. awesome job, words cant even describe how psyched i am you have this! :] awesomeeeee

[babytim]

he is sooooooooooooooooo true!!!

[punkrocker202017]

dane cook is one silly bitch haha

[ilovewheatiesbiatch]

he is truly amazing!

[mandalee42]

"hey, why arent, the fuckin videos in order, so i can get, Uncle Buck, the second i wanna watch it? all this shit, is scrambled up, because you, ARE A FUCKIN REATARD!!!

lol I ABSOLUTELY LUV DANE COOK!!!

[kylamharris12]

i like from 4:18 all the way back !

[joejonaslover1919191]

i luv this guy!!!!

[4yrsstrong]

i love this guy

[BostonSports007]

SOSO funny

[alexe9612]

ahhaha from 8:50-9:28 is the funnest part

[princesslenorastone]

lololol I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jresidenceq]

Hes desperate cause he wants people to comment? O_O Are you smoking?

[triplethreat614]

i agree with Jresidenceq.

how is he DESPERATE?

ARE you smoking? are you on CRACK?

are you just like the fuckin nazi of youtube??

[Sugercube75]

"Because you, r mental terrorists." LMAO!!!!!! dude no guys emotions just get all twisted up and so that lil comment just pisses the hell outta them so they get all...fucked up. and girls just wana get outta the fight wen they start agreeing with u. and usually the comment is "well ur stupid like..." and they'll say ur father, mother, friends something like tht.

[chaebreannak]

I LOVE DANE COOK. i definitely think this was his best work.

[frodo6789]

hahaha lmfao!!!! MY FATHERS A BRILLIANT MAN! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!!! haha!! my father would buy me noodles becuz he was a smart man!! Laughing my fucking ass off!

[mnm2player]

funny vid

no offense sucky quality

[imalittleteacup12345]

gotta admit though...not as bad as some, atleast you can hear what he is saying =)

[xxDarianishottxx]

its not tht simple my cds are in his truck lol noodles so i can find uncle buck the second i want now fight me for three days cuz i am bored

[pths2012]

I love dane Cook

[disturbedangle666]

my father was a briliant man, we cant even remember the layout of our house.

[cuzimalittlegirl16]

lol

[icarlyalexismegan]

lol

[whydoyouwant2know]

mental terriosts , brain ninjas hahaha!

[bmkekk17]

OMG!!! i just ended a 3 and a half year relationship. We lived together for a while... our fights would seriously get this stupid! everything he says is exactly what we said to eachother!!! and yes i do the leg movement and agree with everything he says to just have him stop even though i know he is wrong... and then he come back usually and says, "YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!"

[infernus54]

i want some noodles now LOL

[joshtcase]

lol dane cook is awsome

[silvermermaiprincess]

brain ninjas love cup-o-noodles! XD

[thejackoffs101]

ahah lol soooo funny

[Inushieza]

lol, brain ninjas. X3

[ashtizzrox]

its reeli cool how he piks random topics and explains them in a funny way

[das2385]

o man that is so so true,

[crazymusicpassion]

x3 thats exactly what happends i make all the movments, and you know my favorite when i put my fist under my head thats like the luanch part-then i do exactly what he says i just like yell luanch! and there you go and he loses every time x3

[jacquelinebru8694]

i fareal love him:)

like on the real,whenever i have a bad dayy i watch some dane cook&&bam i feel better, he just makes me laugh:)

"i bought the fucking noodles"

[souleater9189]

holy crap hes right. that shit happened to me...even with the motions and gestures. different comments ofc, but it was the last one that mentally eradicated me D:

[millionsofmargies]

This is so true.

[Aaralyn94]

lmaooo!! Sea of wrong in your boat of right hahahahaa

[TheGuyInUrCloset]

huhu...itz funny cuz itz tru... :/

[rasenganchidori48]

Sucky

[MrsBillieJoeArmst]

Poor quality :/  Still funny

[blondeisius]

wow....damn, he explained my secret! :-) i dont think ive used that last line, but everything else...yep! haha!

[breakingthisfall5]

hahaha the screech he makes is funni

[hbkandhhhnumber1]

it's not that easy, my cds are in his trunk

[mrhappy58]

lol dane cooks right lol that stuff happened 2 me b4 lol not exactly with cocking in the legg and shit but he is funny as hell!

[xoxchristinaoxo]

I love the last 'You dont even know!' he did, lol he schreeched like a girl :P

[daddyrizla]

Dane Cook is a lame fucking excuse for comedy.

[teslyn13]

its not that simple, my cd's are in his truck!

=D

[hersheygal096]

I love Dane cook! great vid. but the quality is bad =[ =]

[crazygrl789]

dane cook if fucking hilarious!!!

[usurp28]

"You are mental terrorists... you are brain ninjas..." Lol

[xxURaHOTTxMeSSxx]

quality sucks

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[TulsaMarine87]

its little things exaggerated thats what comedians do fuckin retarded bitch

[Alysonisme13]

Bad quality.

@_@

[Narutocatmeow96]

awsome im a brain ninja!!

[TiteProducts]

i can tell by ur name

[Maweeha]

sounds like he doesn't get along w women very well, probably picks the same type every time and until he changes the type he will just keep getting the same result; his main topic is sex and not relationship or love.

[amorris91]

He's a comedian. I don't think he really experiences these problems, he's joking...

[ChronicChikk]

WRONNNGGG

[Maweeha]

ok, he's kidding & maybe kidding doesn't come from real experiences; another really funny video is Dane Cook doing Tom Cruise's appearance on Oprah; that's a hoot.

[rssman07]

its more funny that way

cant make a joke about a real relationship lol

[Maweeha]

so true, it's hard to make fun of love.

[xxSilverRainxx]

The moment her legs lock like this "Movement" You've just driven into fuckville. And she's the mayor. Ahahahahaha! Looove ya Dane.

[brittniandjessicalol]

he is so funny... he rox

[PeacexHeart]

just tell me who bought the noodles !!!!!!!!!!!

[dancingvillars1223]

dam wat he says is true its happened alot hehehe!!!

[NOSFERATUalu]

lol its really exactly what happens isnt it xD interesting that it applies to so many couples

[jakebentley07]

dane your a badass motherfucker, u minded me of my buddy adam thomas at work, that dude is a fucking supercomputer full of trippy shit, and " they " think im 909090903120-this dude is probably the smartest mudadfucka i ever met.:-matt (death is his nick name) full name umm ( adam thomas)nevermind till havent had a fucking cig in hellzadayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzrb

[Bassz]

My pencil broke today when I dropped it on the floor. I was so mad I had to kill someone. With my broken pencil. But I wasn't allowed to do that, so I had to sharpen it and plunge it into my eyes until I ejaculate.

[wakkowak]

Nice to know bassz

[11punkbaby11]

lol

[Fuckustupidasshoe]

0_______0..riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­ght

[soccerchamp424]

my father was a brillaint man

fuckin noodles

[m3g4hyp3rCr4zyGu12l]

LMAO! This is soooo true! I love DC!!

[360backhand]

bad quality

[Icefire1357908642]

"Women stay married for years to a guy they don't even like": That's very true

"Why didn't you put the DVD's in order?!" -Dad

"Women win 99.9% of all fights" "You're brain ninjas" SO TRUE! XD

(Everything he's says about what's going on during a fight) Damn, sounds like when my mom and dad were fighting for divorce! "Torpedo in the water" XD

[duggers108]

LOL i love this but i still think Pablo fransisco is better soz my oppinion

[ghosthunter64]

This is THE worst quality vid I've seen but thx anyway

[coconuts1029]

loool my mom does that !