"" The use of the tie is the origin of sexual perversion "
Erections unwanted commonly due to stimulation of the neck.
The fact of buttoning the last button of his shirt is a source of sexual pleasure because the neck, an erogenous zone, is stimulated by friction and pressure of the collar on the neck of the person.
IN CONCLUSION: the tie is a symbol of submission, which results in sexual tension and narcissism.
Lool. Good point ninja boy. Ties carry many diseases (that's why they are banned in some hospitals), they cause vascular constriction and also makes you look like wearing a leash. It's discomforting to wear it and it really has no practical use. Anybody can afford a tie, rich or poor so you get no social status or respect by wearing it. It puzzles me to see you people still wearing ties... Why not wear white wigs or other useless accessories like in the renascence age then?
Again, too god damn fucking fast, and you say "pull this over that and left and right and bottom and top", I swear to god every fucking tie video is the same. Motherfuckers say those who can't, teach. WRONG. Those who can, "THINK" they can teach.
Finally! It makes sense! You have taught me not only how to tie a tie, but to never be rude to people who might be ninjas. You're teachings will not be forgotten.
My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those bastards now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receieve a kiss from their crushSorry for posting. i juz wanna see if it works
This is the funniest and most helpful damn video I have seen! We were actually able to do a perfect tie after a few tries! Kudos. Educational and damn funny! HEHEHEHEHE!
Awesome. This was by far the most helpful video I could find online. I've never really had a real tie, nor have I really had been in any situation to need to be dressed up. The other videos don't mention where you need to hold on to when you tug up. Thanks dude!
had good advice other vids or websites dont give like pinching the knot and holding onto the small side when finishing it, and how low the rest of the tie should be dangling when you start. plus the ninja stuff at the end was just stealth proness.
This guy knows his SHIT! I tried a bunch of the other ones and this is by FAR the best EXPLAINATION!! Thank you tie guy who ever you are! PS your buddies a stooge! l8r
damn dude i owe u.i showed up to an interview first timer tying my own tie and they were impressed i dressed formal.the other times i had clip ons....ha ha ha!
am i dumb?
Trollzinballz 7 months ago
If i out it down past my junk i wont have any tie left to work with.
rickieingle101st 8 months ago
thanks...i look good!
zoemaija 9 months ago
man in the phone lol
peralta2944 1 year ago
Try, 'How to tie a tie - fully explained.'
Offshoreorganbuilder 1 year ago
thank u i really need that#:-s
d4ny3l10 1 year ago
You suck
jonnieiscool17 1 year ago
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"" The use of the tie is the origin of sexual perversion "
Erections unwanted commonly due to stimulation of the neck.
The fact of buttoning the last button of his shirt is a source of sexual pleasure because the neck, an erogenous zone, is stimulated by friction and pressure of the collar on the neck of the person.
IN CONCLUSION: the tie is a symbol of submission, which results in sexual tension and narcissism.
I physiologist and psychoanalyst.
porfirionoches 1 year ago
is the technique to tie a tie such a secret i dont want a ninja comin after me =D
hilman1231 1 year ago
MERCI
RIZA676 1 year ago
omg i learned how this video is amazing
:D
xxbilliejoelover99xx 2 years ago 3
thanks ! helped this chick for formal day tomarrow :P ;)
Lilypad2040 2 years ago
LOL
gcon92 2 years ago
Lool. Good point ninja boy. Ties carry many diseases (that's why they are banned in some hospitals), they cause vascular constriction and also makes you look like wearing a leash. It's discomforting to wear it and it really has no practical use. Anybody can afford a tie, rich or poor so you get no social status or respect by wearing it. It puzzles me to see you people still wearing ties... Why not wear white wigs or other useless accessories like in the renascence age then?
chezanmihai 2 years ago
because they look good...
buzzerbeater9000 2 years ago
how fuckin stupid
abondant321 2 years ago
jajajajajajajaja that was so funny jajajaja the ninja
maricelaalfaro 2 years ago
Again, too god damn fucking fast, and you say "pull this over that and left and right and bottom and top", I swear to god every fucking tie video is the same. Motherfuckers say those who can't, teach. WRONG. Those who can, "THINK" they can teach.
jonah1976 2 years ago
lollllllll im laughing so hard
broadcast567888 2 years ago
Finally! It makes sense! You have taught me not only how to tie a tie, but to never be rude to people who might be ninjas. You're teachings will not be forgotten.
Tyopiod 2 years ago
I can't mae the wider side longer than the skinny side!!!!
link0zeldarulz89 2 years ago
amazing it works, thanks for the tips...i am now a badass at tying ties FTW
eyeBmoose 2 years ago
Fuck... i don't understand anything!
mercuryboy086 2 years ago
yooo you suck your confuseing the shit outta me!
fckdavis 2 years ago
This is not helpful at all, and what's with the guitars in the background, are you just trying to look cool?
LosSeintos 2 years ago
Thanks, man!
ewthue 2 years ago
That was a really good tie.
Elhersh 2 years ago
im still confused
metlinkviper28 3 years ago
useful video :)very gd
powerattitudetrim 3 years ago
cretino!
minorospo 3 years ago
haha yea thanks man u helped me out alot haha now i kno how to tie a tie and im thanking u for it yes
omabballin32 3 years ago
your video didnt help me at all
CalvinHB123 3 years ago 2
god this guy fucking sucks at tying a fucking tie.
yopimpdady1 3 years ago
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stupid ninja but its really help me to wear tie.thanks
roshdan6986 3 years ago
very stupid ninja , but really can help me to wear tie . thanks
roshdan6986 3 years ago
This guy fuckin sucks
grantpic17 3 years ago
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good video thanks
lankanpridevenu 3 years ago
Genius! Many thanks...for years to come!
mewmtrem 3 years ago
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THIS GUY SUCKS
partyanimal300 3 years ago
what if a ninja attacks me when im tying my tie?
what do i do then ?
Beatb0xing 3 years ago 7
lol i like the inja XD
akatsukifangirl11 3 years ago
thank you so much, the only video that actually worked for me. cool ending lol. tommorow is homecoming and its gonna be awesome!
marvinchivas 3 years ago
so many retarded comments about tieing a tie lol
ckyownz9 3 years ago
good shit, i learned hoe to tie a necktie nicely, i have been doing it the ugkly way fo years now.
pkm321 3 years ago
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¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø. ha ha ha very funny tho...!!!!!
guerrero1994 3 years ago
you saved me! only person on youtube who actually goes slow enough to get it. Thank you.
RUCRAZY08 3 years ago
thanks! it helped me a lot! ^-^
danieljacobradcliffe 3 years ago
damn thx alot that helped me out... tomorrow is gonna be a great interview... thx
gr3ygh0st 3 years ago
HAHA THANX!! THAT HELPED ALOT!!
Watermelon9110 3 years ago
thanks. it helped alot!! ps. funniest ending.. random as. haha
dv5grk 3 years ago
u lost me =\
fijianbabii 3 years ago 8
all ties have different ways to tie them
samstar307 3 years ago
you suck.
i cant doo it.
adamsv7 3 years ago 3
So he sucks just because you can't tie a tie...
squeeky212 3 years ago
yeah pretty much.
btw you suck too.
adamsv7 3 years ago
This is the best by far!, Really good video, I got inspected by an RAF officer and he said it was perfect, (I can never tie ties) :D
Thanx a bunch!
x
amydotcomx 3 years ago
Thanks pimpin'. I really appreciate it.
fullmetal1582 3 years ago
thanks 8 u reeeeeeeeelyy helped me out :)
danzame1 3 years ago
FFS all these videos are useless
cheeseybunny 3 years ago
i wish you were alive so i could properly thank you
KarnanP 3 years ago 2
thanks man! video was good, it took me like three tries but this definately helped me :)
petriecdr85 3 years ago 2
I CANT DO IT
bobmarleyfan246 3 years ago
YES i did it!
the instructions werent that great but i did it from this video!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zezby21 3 years ago
This is the best tie video I have seen. All the others went too fast and didn't explain enough. Thanks buddy!
oubliettezombie 3 years ago
haha me and my bestie were attempting this. it was amusing. i had her like held by the neck and she was like .. idk it was interesting
but yeah
nice vid
really confuzzlin though
how the fuck do u guys do it?
dstnyisurs 3 years ago
Thanks man, that helped!!!
CR
drgrowc 3 years ago
wow u fuckin suck
toocoolnigga 3 years ago
omg i did it!
aprilprincess51 3 years ago
omg i did it!
aprilprincess51 3 years ago
FUCK! i cant do it
blooddriven88 3 years ago
u suck at giving instructions
jnac954 3 years ago
still can t tie the damn thing.!
lovefreemovies2 3 years ago
i tried this with my cuzins,nothin.the video,something really something.excellent work dude.
heartsyheman397658 3 years ago
thnks!
bertocavalli 3 years ago
lool ..
funny and helpful ..
thnx alot
sol21ari 3 years ago
Thanks for the video and hahahahahahahahahaha lol about the ninja guy
shinegirlsshine 3 years ago
Haha! Great video... funny stuff, and it helped me out :)
chavezbg86 3 years ago
siete pazzi
marcomolise 3 years ago
lol that was awsome 1st try and i got it!
Thanks
Alangiuroiu 3 years ago
LOL The Ninja
AtomicSpikeBolt 3 years ago
Nice Awesome Video, The Ninja is Soo Epic. Good Tutorial and wicked.
TheLinkedOne 3 years ago
USEFUL AND COOL!THANKS GUYS!
abadhammer1 3 years ago
thanks man it was helpful and funny especially with that ninja
imcutensexy 3 years ago
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My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those bastards now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receieve a kiss from their crushSorry for posting. i juz wanna see if it works
lynwoodchola1 3 years ago
This is the funniest and most helpful damn video I have seen! We were actually able to do a perfect tie after a few tries! Kudos. Educational and damn funny! HEHEHEHEHE!
Lillyannah 3 years ago
yep best video i've seen :D
djalexutz 3 years ago
this is the onl yvideo that helped me thanks a lot my knot came out good.
"well past teh junk"
nystreetguru 3 years ago
Molto carino questo filmato! Eccellente finale :-)
skuhravy77 3 years ago
Excellent job. I have no junk but thought that was funny.
Good job. I now have a nice knot.
Shelley
f2lover 3 years ago
you talk too fast
DarkDongXx97 3 years ago
Awesome. This was by far the most helpful video I could find online. I've never really had a real tie, nor have I really had been in any situation to need to be dressed up. The other videos don't mention where you need to hold on to when you tug up. Thanks dude!
Ekabz 3 years ago 2
man, thats was creepy
Realman2008 3 years ago
I dunno why, but I was only able to tie it right while watching this video.
Thanks.
ST86 3 years ago
Same here. I watched several other videos showing how to do the Windsor knot, but I couldn't get it at all until watching this one.
Great job, and thanks for the help.
SPJglitches 3 years ago
thanx a lot dude........u taught me the perfect way
06800474 3 years ago
haha the end was fucking BOMB.
blood4lyfe08 3 years ago
Thank you, I did it immediately!
I'm sorry the ninja killed you...
claracampi 3 years ago
thank god for you
lewolfmano 3 years ago
without you i'll be in a heap of trouble i bow down to you all hail NodFilms
stevenhongkongabc123 3 years ago
thanks for the vid. very helpful
had good advice other vids or websites dont give like pinching the knot and holding onto the small side when finishing it, and how low the rest of the tie should be dangling when you start. plus the ninja stuff at the end was just stealth proness.
mubbsy 3 years ago
Always make the black guy commit the violence... :P
Kilomando 3 years ago
I LOVE YOU THANK YOU!
supatramp9 3 years ago
thanx very much dude! I know how to tie a tie now =]
and I really like the end of the video, so funny! lol
1qw2 3 years ago
i have looked at about 10 videos, and this is the best ...thax man
chivas4life0023 3 years ago
thankz it helped alot
apy99 3 years ago
This still isn't helping me.
michaelpayne224 3 years ago
i got an mcr tie and i need to liketie it loose. !!!
mcrfreakdiana 3 years ago
lol thx dude you kinda replaced my father here.. Haha thx a lot.
TaaNaa 3 years ago 3
☺
audiocreator 3 years ago 2
YES! Now, I don't need my teacher to help me :D
PrincessKahara 3 years ago 3
TYVM if i didnt have my laptob and ur video i would have been in my wedding withought a tie
pivotguy234 3 years ago 3
thank you,, u are the best u helped me to tie before my presentation
loveAz1 3 years ago 3
LOL thanx for vid but one question not that it wasnt cool wich it was.Whats up qith the ninja
chicken5soup 3 years ago 3
Thanks alot dude!
this vid helped me a lot.
AntK91 3 years ago 2
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this video is so so so so so stupid you should really take it off!!loser
bernadino 4 years ago
good movie finely i can tie by myself!
zohir256 4 years ago
nice ending. lol
bkirbytwo 4 years ago 2
This guy knows his SHIT! I tried a bunch of the other ones and this is by FAR the best EXPLAINATION!! Thank you tie guy who ever you are! PS your buddies a stooge! l8r
scottycabrown 4 years ago 3
Nice to see someone do a windsor not instead of the four-in-hand... great.
LiGoMo 4 years ago 3
the ending was way the best!
Spare0 4 years ago 3
hahaha...much better that the 1 behind will use his tie to chock him...more funny
philest25 4 years ago
wdf is with the ending...
XiaoLongNui 4 years ago
thanks alot...now i know...i was totally lost..but not fter i watch this
alexandreaislove 4 years ago 2
WOW thanks a lot!
HustleTyme1 4 years ago 2
Wow Thxx man
Coz of u i finally noe how 2 wear my school tie.
Thxx a million!
xxWINTERZxx 4 years ago 2
thats a funny way of learning how to tie a tie...and i was trying to teach my friend how to do that,so this time he did learn acording to the end.
black1lover 4 years ago
Great video! Thnks
And btw, I think I have the same guitar as the one on the background. :D
Yamaha EG-112? ;)
dmstn 4 years ago
Thanks for the comment. It's a Hondo guitar, actually (found it on the street).
NodFilms 4 years ago
gread vid learned in 10 mins
Tubetascular 4 years ago
thanks buddy...tomorrow I have an interview, now I learnt how to wear a tie....thanks again.
wiweq 4 years ago
good grammar
bluesnowboarder609 4 years ago
may I know the reason of this comment....r u making fun or....?
wiweq 4 years ago
Sweetness - I finally know how to tie a tie. Thanks for the help
askme93 4 years ago
thank you. i have an interview tomorrow morning and now i can do it. i've watched other videos and they all suck. thank you for not sucking.
viijei 4 years ago
HAHA! that was funny but i didnt understand it...
JeNNyatTheDiSC0 4 years ago
damn dude i owe u.i showed up to an interview first timer tying my own tie and they were impressed i dressed formal.the other times i had clip ons....ha ha ha!
tavita 4 years ago
i didn't learn
001baller 4 years ago
this is too hard ill nevr learn
jullieishot 4 years ago
DAM LOL
now i can tie a tie, piss off my black roommate, AND break a neck
3 for 1 lolz
instant win
goldenlotus 4 years ago
I did not expect that ending! Best conclusion ever.
HolyMercenaryT 4 years ago
I have no idea how u can do it i watch this lik 20 times men someone tell me plzz!!! im Onlii 12 the school i go 2 us a fcking tie!
Destinygirl234 4 years ago
Thanks. Now i know how to kill a man. Thankyou soo much.
theonlysome 4 years ago
I got it now. THANKS! BLACK NINJAS! LOL!
KingStatus1 4 years ago
lol ty
killtaciler84 4 years ago
Awesome vid, thanks....lol
noskillz2 4 years ago
Lol hahaha The ending is cool.
thanx i now know how to tie a tie
Whooop!
WorkOfMyHeart 4 years ago
cool dude, thanx for the help.
nice ending too..
tdn300000 4 years ago
no offense dude, i am more confused now than i was before.
Scottsifer 4 years ago
Agreed! Fuckkkkkkk.
RockabillyRandy 4 years ago
hahah i love this video
PandyPandy 4 years ago
Someone told me saying 'ninja' is a racist remark. Maybe Imus said it was ok to say it. Who knows these days.
TripKid 4 years ago
fuck this 2 fast!!!!!
jmartin29 4 years ago
this video sucks. he goes to fast and it cuts shit out in the middle
puddychains 4 years ago
i was bored today and now i know how to tie a tie in under a minute.. o.O & awesome ninja =D
lor3ll3h 4 years ago
Great video, helped a lot! Love the ninja !!
bigred92301 4 years ago
Wow, this video worked better for me than the other three I've watched. I guess the distractions and weird ninja did the tick. Awesome!
CharlesP2009 4 years ago
ahhhhhhhh this guy doesnt help :(
Incrdible 4 years ago
of all the videos this one helped me the most thanks very much
RunninPimp 4 years ago
aHHAHhHAHhaHAHhaHAHhahHAHahH lmao that was funny!!~1~
JOSHUARICKEYROGERS 4 years ago
After watching a majority of the videos about how to tie a knot, this one helped me get it! THANKS <3
Also, I love that it's funney~
nocterayne 4 years ago
to fast
Zutii69 4 years ago
after having tried many videos, this is the one that successfully helped me to tie a windsor knot...thanks!!!!!!!
z354x2 4 years ago
i cant get it
A1bert00 4 years ago
Isn't that an oxford knot?
RazaSiddiqui 4 years ago
TOO FAST
Oikeistopoju 4 years ago
hahah
nricky182 4 years ago
Thanks for the tutorial and nice ending hahaha
-dS
beyondtheboundaries 4 years ago
Lol.
daredevil1 4 years ago
AND THERE ALL TO FAST.?!
JOSHUARICKEYROGERS 4 years ago