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  • how dare you mock carl sagan... you bastardssssss

  • ok ok let me get this out WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET THESE IDEAS?!!!

  • I love Cheetara!! ;)

  • I bet no one can name the scientist guy at the beginning. ;)

  • HEY!!!! I don't want to fall asleep why did u put this up? Of course I only watched 10 seconds of it and this comments probably wont post because my YouTube sucks. tooooooo long of a comment

  • @ThePower773 I couldn't even... I... Uh... What?

  • Schnarf.

  • lol marven the martian

  • he-man=gay!

  • Dan meth... Lol

  • you forgot gallifrey. the planet of the timelords

  • his voice reminds me a lil' of whiterun's mage in skyrim

  • CollegeHumor... Y U NO LET ME WRITE ENGLISH PAPER?!?!

  • Helgan

  • How about the land of Equestria where there's never any war and everyone gets along and their entire society is built up on faith in friendship and harmony without any conflict or war? Sounds like the best place in the universe if you ask me. They even have magic there :D

  • @Roronoa2zoro That sounds boring as f***.

  • @Roronoa2zoro once they got rid of the racism between the pony types maybe.

  • Heman is spreading his love of homoirodic tacos and boodie shorts across the universe... F*ck off mork! You lost you chance with the tacos

  • @MaacStudios HI-FUCKING-LARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUS!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

  • Fucking awesome!!!

  • I'm so scared...

  • No top comment, this is meh chance! Err, PIE!

  • @MaacStudios pi? P... pi pi pi PI!!!

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  • MORK!

  • 1:16 that is one fine Pussy right there!

  • @EcoDimension Lol, yeah XD

  • BARF THE MOG from SPACEBALLS!!

  • i have to believe that some where, out in the neverending mulitverse, there is a universe... where jesus is batman.

  • @monkeychunks69 except for the fact that jesus is fictional, and batman is real.

  • tripped out & HILarious! the guy who does the carl sagan impersonation wuz spot on!

  • melmacians arn't parasites there like humans but they eat cats... oooohhhhhh i get in now.

  • Gallifrey!

  • does anyone know the name of the second character at 2:36?

  • elliandr and lolrofl you guys need to get a room

  • Mork!!!!

  • Try watching this after hitting a bowl, rofl good shit.

  • Actually, the nearest star system is only 4 light years away. The other GALAXIES are billions of light years away.

    LOLOLOL!!! The joint was priceless!

  • hahaha XD he took a hit...then continued!!!

  • so much potential, so little done with it . . . . . could have been funny, could have been funny, could have been freakin hilarious but instead it was meh

  • Haha teletubbies. Scary creatures. XD

  • Ya howord the duck

  • what

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  • can someone explain that last one

  • @MusicVidKing500 It's from a TV series with Robin Williams in it, he's an alien who lands and I think he tries to learn the ways of humans.

  • @MusicVidKing500 (Adding to my other reply to you) Just remembered, it's called Mork and Mindy.

  • Schnarf Schnarf

  • Do you know how much this guy has done for humanity?? do you??? Stop making fun of him. He died saving this planet and people of it, go do your research.

  • @FrapsYou Stop being all touchy on Carl Sagan you sensitive monkey-fuck - its all a bit of FUN! F.U.N. Now F.U.C.K. off!

  • @hunkydunky1 Fun my ass what did/have u achieved in ur life with that u little pussy i can but fuk u and kik ur but to venus. go realize.

  • @FrapsYou I love Carl - he's a legend. I respect him in the same way I respect Stephen Hawking or Einstein before him. I don't understand what your argument is, and I don't get why you said "Kick your butt to Venus"? You're a retard, you're way too sensitive (even creating this argument proves that) and you can't write/spell properly, meaning that your intellect is in fact invalid. You fucking realise that YOU are the waste of space. Fucking hell, go look up BANTER in the dictionary & lighten up

  • @hunkydunky1 Look who is talking, a banter. Your grammar is like your mom in bed with your dad. haha....

  • @FrapsYou but at the end of the day, I can walk away with a life :') and my grammar is perfect, so thanks for the compliment - good "mom" joke, you faggot...

  • @hunkydunky1 I will kik ur ass to venus and hope never to see ur comment again. connntt

  • @FrapsYou

    Errrm, it wasn't taking the piss out of Carl Sagan. Really. Chill.

    In other news; Carl Sagan wasn't a super hero.

  • @mriswithmoo I know but look we are loosing all our knowledge and wasting our time basically. I would love to go back to my school and re do my exams but its too late :( I did spent all my life doing nothing.

  • @FrapsYou Don't fear; we are not loosing all our knowledge; wiki is still running! ;P

    Well, as long as it was enjoyable nothing that's all that really matters. I choose to look at it this way, I've achieved little but with out my mediocrity Carl and others would be lesser!

    Either way, it's never too late to change course... Well, unless you're like a foot away travelling at 60mph... I digress, retake them now. :) Well not right now... I mean, soon. Get on it.

  • 1:03 FTW!

  • OMG I love the ending!

  • Thundercats rooooooooaaar

  • damn mormon ads

  • my children will learn science from this vid

  • LOLed at the ALF refferance

  • the forgot pandor which its inhabidents thrive on making boring movies or twilighty the real of gay movie monsters and moody bitches

  • there remaking Thundercats and thats bullshit

  • @SHUR1312 Uhm, 30-4X? :P

  • I hope you guys don't make fun of Carl Sagan in the future.. ;x. Not saying you did now, just saying that I hope you don't XD. He was a real great guy who helped others understand the universe, who suffered a horrible, untimely death.

  • Billions

  • lol It would have been great to see a Hulk Hogan Suburban Commando head floating in around 1:36

  • @MyThirdUserAccount 2:36, rather. My bad.

  • I'm glad college humor can bring science and Carl sagan to our young generation. Because my mind was getting F@$%ed up with all the lady gaga and Drake BullSh&t....

  • CARLS SAGAN FOREVER!!! A becon of light in the darkness of our existence!

  • I recognize the guy at the end from an old 80's show, anyone know what it was called?

  • @Mugeenman2 "Mork and Mindy" - Robbin Williams played "Mork" from the planet "Ork" and the egg was his spaceship. He was sent to Earth to observe human behavior mostly to just get rid of him because of his sense of humor. The series declined due to sudden changes to the story. The first reference to an Orkan was in Happy Days: "My Favorite Orkan" and was inspired by an episode of "The Dick Van Dyke Show" where Earth was invaded by walnut-eating aliens who stole humans' thumbs and imaginations.

  • fuck you you suck

  • Even if the universe is finite in size, considering the prospect of an infinite multiverse it's simply a matter of statistical probability. If there is a greater than zero chance of the above existing it must exist somewhere. Scary thought.

  • @Elliandr I agree but, proven that even our solar system, the milky way has planets, and if there actually is a universe of huge amounts with many solar systems, that creates a more than 50% probability that there is life, since it was also proven on mars.

  • @VasiliKolovsky When I said "of the above existing" I was referring to the exact arrangement of life portrayed in the video. It's obvious that there is a greater than 50% chance that there is lift, but what is really scary is that nonsensical life forms have to exist in an infinite cosmos if it is possible.

  • @Elliandr Agreed! but jesus you replied to this pretty quickly.

  • @Elliandr and think of this. if their reality is our fiction then their fiction is our reality o_O

  • @Elliandr An infinite multiverse is impossible. If you were to travel to one, you would be copying yourself, which would require you to double the amount of energy in universe. Do this one hundred times, and this number reaches infinity squared.

  • @lolroflftw1 Travel to a location is not required for it to exist. Even if we assumed that dimensional travel was required you are not copying anything. You are simply moving energy. Even if we assume that there is an "energy constant" within a single universe that is not to say that each universe has to have the same constant meaning that changing the constant of a universe might not be impossible either. Since we know that superposition is a reality it's safe to assume that you are incorrect.

  • @Elliandr Part One: Superposition states that matter may exist in all states simultaneously, save when it is being observed. It does not however, give credence to the theory that it can exist in the same state twice, without doubling in energy.

  • @lolroflftw1 Energy is never doubled, it is spread evenly. When gravity is calculated in 11th dimensional physics we can see that we don't need "Dark Energy" or "Dark Matter" variables for gravity to be strong enough to hold everything together. This in turn supports the idea that multiple universes are really just an extra physical dimension.

  • @lolroflftw1 In 2D we have the X and Y axis. In 3D we have an extra axis. If a 2D entity moved along a 3D axis a 2D observer would think they left the universe. It's the same thing when you had yet another axis. The energy is still a constant spread evenly.

  • @Elliandr After having read this comment, I think I understand where you are coming from. Had you merely said that you were talking about the effects of our actions on dimensions higher than our own, I would not have argued. Albeit this is a far cry from trans-universe travel. I hope this argument has caused you to challenge your views, as it has mine. Congratulations on being the most intellectually stimulating person, with whom I have ever argued over the internet.

  • @Elliandr Part Two: Also, you wrote that one would not have to make a copy of themselves, in order to move to another reality. This is not however, the case, even in your flawed logic, as such an action requires a choice, and thus would create two universes. One in which you traveled to an alternate universe, and another in which you did not. Add this to the universe, to which you were traveling in the first place, and you have at least three. So it DOES break the theory of superposition.

  • @lolroflftw1 A single glance at 11th dimensional physics shows that movement along any dimensional axis does not duplicate energy. That's about as silly as suggesting that when heat travels from one 2D plane to another it is also duplicated. Even under the theory of "every choice creates a universe" all possible states are already in super position. The specific choices made within a given state doesn't change that.

  • @Elliandr Okay I'm starting to lose track of our conversation, but I believe this was you last reply. So one final argument, before I conclude that this problem cannot fully be solved, without the introduction of more evidence; If anything with an above zero chance of probability occurs somewhere, would that not infer that there is, in fact, a situation in which alternate universes do not exist, and if so, who's to say we are not already living in it.

  • @Elliandr Part three: Here is another conundrum while we're at it; Why, if in fact, you create an alternate universe every time a choice is made, do you always make logical decisions? Surely there is an alternate universe in which I am NOT currently running around public naked, instead of arguing with you. So why am I still here and not in jail? Also, anything in this universe, that does NOT kill me, would in another. Ergo, there is no other universe in which I can do anything without dying.

  • @lolroflftw1 A simple explanation: It's about possibility. Physical laws still exist. Even if we assume that physical laws are mutable to perception. A simple computer model can show what would happen if one sets up less than ideal conditions for the system: It collapses. Therefore not everything is possible. You would need to have a logical explanation as to why everything that does not kill you here would kill you somewhere else, but such a system would collapse anyway.

  • @Elliandr what are you talking about?

  • You fail for saying the closest solar system is a few billion light years away. Our galaxy itself is only about a couple hundred thousand light years across.

  • @surfingthechaos dude, its a comedy video. get over it, bitch

  • @surfingthechaos ahaha you obviously don't get the joke

  • @Allibyx- humans are the only species who know of this thing you call "time". So to answer your question... no, humans made time exist.

  • Nanunanu, pppht AAH!

  • NO! NO! Now the adds have started for me!

  • Alfs cruel roar. HAAAAA!

  • The Alda sound made me roflmao!

  • 1:01-1:05 i lol so much

    

  • The baby sun from Teletubbies made me have a small heart attack.

  • that is a good voice impression of carl sagan

  • Also, there's snarf. Snarf.

  • @MRantonio1234567891 you need to watch the old show "mork and mindy" then

  • lol... alf

  • idk dr. carl sagan was a real person.

  • @AnitoPictures hmmm, I think maybe you shouldnt be thinking about Justin Bieber sucking dick! It makes you sound crazy.

  • @AnitoPictures That's not true, he's a perfectly normal heterosexual female

  • hahahaha stven hawkings

  • @allibyx no one on earth knows

  • seeing carl sagan in that scenario at the end was amazing

  • 2070 people got a boner after watching snarf lick himself

  • Vangelis for the win

  • thank you college humor for taking a shit on my childhood.

  • I dont get the end

  • huh? is he high or what? i think hes high as hell

  • who made this animation?

  • @rogerLOX Dan Meth, He works with CollegeHumor a lot.

  • at first i thought it was ganna be like the twilight zone

  • hahaha!!!!! i thought he was serious... hes only talking about cartoons..

  • Carl Sagan FTMFW!

  • who was the guy at the end?

  • @tedzothegreat Its Mork form Ork from the TV show Mork and Mindy a sitcom back in the 70's

  • I Rather Listen To Morgan Freeman..

  • @zachomen99 carl sagan worked with nasa. I prefer not to listen to a scripted actor. No matter how badass he is

  • Loved this! Loved the ALF thing!!!!

  • please make another with azeroth (wow) ^^

  • wow 2,065 people are going to get eaten by melmacs thumbs up me if you agree XD

  • @snipper1226 You are the very definition of a thumb whore.

  • 1:02 $hm0kin' @ j0int! XD

  • Optimus Prime is far cooler than Megatron XD

  • Lol this awesome!!

  • pressing 4 at 1 sec will train the cat!

    press 5 to know your enemy's.

    press 6 to see if you have trained the cat enough to survive.

    and press 10 to fail big time.

  • 1:14 Thundercat lol

  • I'm fairly impressed with their Robin Williams voice.

  • @BingBoingProductions

    its carl sagan....

  • @jvKz1 it's Mork at the end...

  • whats the song playing in the background?

  • @BeppeOwnage heaven and hell by vangelis

  • ..and cassette tape recorderz

  • Shazbot!

  • VOLKSWAGEN ... not wulkswagons -.-

  • whose the last guy?

  • @ducklord100 Mork from "Mork & Mindy" an 80's comedy. That guy is Robin Williams xD

  • this is hilarious XD

  • Alf's eat thunder cats!!!!!!!

  • Shnarf

  • This is the funniest thing Ive seen in a long time! Long Live Carl!

  • Haha Snarf...

  • 1:37 Shameless advertisement for Yoohoo? I think so.

  • @Dougmon93 hah, lol

  • Yohoo, FTW!!

  • 2000 dislikes??? are you guys for real??

  • oh man!,he forgot to mention planet NEBULA M78 where ultraman from XD

  • Did anyone else noticed snarf doesn't look like the others

  • @Maxisamo1 dude your retarded

  • @IDropShotJFK Dude, do you have to be a dick?

  • @Maxisamo1 i didnt mean it in a dick-y way bro. just in a playful, but not yet gay way hahaha

  • @Interkomkomind Yeah, I get your point now

  • Snarf, sorry, I have to take suggestion off

  • Also, theres smart

  • Carl Sagan is the man

  • Jesus-yranousurus rex

  • i heard Carl Sagan sucks the moisture out of ducks

  • This is where I got all my knowledge. For some weird reason I failed my Science test...