i got that "small puff" of air thing and i jumped so far that i scared the doctor :x my mom was hysterical the whole time lol i feel your pain rachel!
rachel: omg what does that thing do monica: thats an eye removal machine HAHAAHAHAAHAHA omg that cracks me up! i love monica and rahcel theyre awesome and hilairous!
@lilgansta40 I do that too, lol, it took me 3,5 hours to get my contacts in for the first time :P I think it's a very natural reaction, though, your face and therefore your eyes are a vulnerable place, it's just a reflex to protect them when something comes your way :D
This is sooo me yesterday at the eye Dr. for my cornea scratch. I can't stand things in my eyes, near my eyes, by my eyes but I had to go & this is pretty much what the Dr. told me about the glass eye. Oh the good times Jim has trying to get those drops in my eyes! Nightmare! Give me a C-section over a glaucoma test any day!
This is sooo me yesterday at the eye Dr. for my cornea scratch. I can't stand things in my eyes, near my eyes, by my eyes but I had to go & this is pretty much what the Dr. told me about the glass eye. Oh the good times Jim has trying to get those drops in my eyes! Nightmare! Give me a C-section over a glaucoma test any day!
I've had that puff of air test before and I hated it...I am much better in the other test where they had this tip that has a blue light that touches your eye with the glaucoma equipment though.
@Flamefoxez ... wow...you totally over-analyzed my comment!! Brilliant!!!! Thanks for the laugh, Flamefoxez. I love when people take live too serious and by over analyzing! You spelled humor "humour" ... that tells me you must be in in the U.K. or your country (or your ethnic background) is a former English colony. Because that is Queen's English. That explains everything regarding your comment
@Whateverintheworld You're blaming me for over-analyzing? You're the one trolling because of the lack of an "eye puff" test. And yes, I spell "color" as "colour". It's because I live in Australia, please realize that the US is NOT the center of the universe, and that because my spelling is different makes NO difference in the fact that you're a troll.
@Flamefoxez Wow...I don't think that the US is the center of the Universe. I am a troll? You're the one that responded to my post and got all bent out of shape over it. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie...Oi, Oi, Oi! Try to have a good week.
I cant tolerate that glaucoma test. My opthamologist does the alternative where they put a local drop in ur eye and then put a pen very very close to ur eye....can take a few goes with me for them to get a reading, but its sure hell better than a puff of air scaring the shit out of you!
I'm exactly the same...I can't stand the thought of anything going anywhere near my eyes :D and I wear contacts, lol, in the beginning I pulled my head back the same way rachel did when the contact got too close
Me too. It's the only thing that makes me squeamish, anything getting close to anyones eyes. It's disturbing. It took me forever to get eyeliner on my waterline because my stomach would get all up in knots :P
me too! and the last time i went, the girl doing the glaucoma test wasn't very good at it, and she had to do it like six times to get a reading. it was awful!
All the slit lamps I've seen have the Goldman's tonometry probe on it... However, it does not measure the pressure by a puff of air. Either way, the actor screwed it up big time.
I can remember the first time I did that, I was a chicken, and ran out of the room...LOL, but now, I hold on to the sides of the bars to make sure I don't flinch/shake too much...
LOL I can relate to Rachel :P
DimSumSensei 1 week ago
monica is absolutely adorable.
moonerjamerson 1 month ago
i got that "small puff" of air thing and i jumped so far that i scared the doctor :x my mom was hysterical the whole time lol i feel your pain rachel!
kristen1020x3 3 months ago
@kristen1020x3 Yea!! I feel Rachel's pain too!! Poor girl!!
MummyDemon 1 month ago
Rachel is such a wuss!
crybabygirl08 4 months ago
@crybabygirl08 Irony at what you said and your username? Lol.
csgrambauer 3 months ago
@csgrambauer Hahaha. :p
crybabygirl08 3 months ago
@crybabygirl08 Lol hahahaha. :D
csgrambauer 3 months ago
rachel: omg what does that thing do monica: thats an eye removal machine HAHAAHAHAAHAHA omg that cracks me up! i love monica and rahcel theyre awesome and hilairous!
PeanutPanhead 5 months ago
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just give me the damn drops.. xD
TheZizi1993 5 months ago
haha omg thats hilarious i would act the same way as rachel id freak out
PeanutPanhead 5 months ago
I've had, like, 3 glaucoma tests. It's not scary at all...
TylrChynnSchlr 5 months ago
WHY DO PEOPLE GETS THUMBS UP BY JUST REPEATING THE DIALOGUE ???
abd3367 6 months ago
@abd3367 Who knows...maybe I should try it? Here goes:
Eye Doctor: "Very good Monica. You know where they are".
Monica: "I sure do!"
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theunchartedgirlx 6 months ago
"And you dont get oneee;D!"
MegaLollypop27 6 months ago
Rachel's my older twin! (Same personality I'm so scared of the ophthalmologist! AHHHH =(
kagssegal 6 months ago
0:56 AHAHAHAHHAAHHAA
playz 6 months ago
and you dont get one!!
Amazerfullz 7 months ago
lol the doctor should have let out the small puff of air when he said "two" that would be hilarious
slappersplatter 7 months ago
monica has something with eye docters... richard, timothy, this guy...
TheEvamusical 7 months ago
thats what they did to me when i got a eye check
singer491 9 months ago
Monica's a eye doctor's pet!!
partygirl209 9 months ago
good job monica! you know where they are!
singsongace13 9 months ago
Nice!
prramazi 10 months ago
Monica is as nerd as Ross
NewZealandAri 10 months ago
ahaha monica is so bad ass.. "COME ON!"
mizzmikaela 10 months ago
Monica and Ross both have this thing with their childhood doctors..
LipsRkool 11 months ago 10
@LipsRkool
That guy looks a little young to be their childhood doctor. He can't be more than a decade older than them.
osamabad 10 months ago
and you dont get one !
hahahahahahaha
Macarita123 11 months ago
Monica: Doctor Geller...
Dr.: What
Monica: P E C F D
Dr. :Great Monika, you know where they are :)
Monica: I sure do!
tawfiqisthebest 11 months ago
hahaahaha IM GONNA HOLD HER HEAD hahaha i love monica shes awesome!
PeanutPanhead 1 year ago
omg i would be freaking out like rachel haha
PeanutPanhead 1 year ago
LOL @ 1:32....Monica is a good friend but she has issues :-P
tp2005 1 year ago
very quick chair time!
edvamo 1 year ago
That's so me. <3
MACstar17 1 year ago
i have the same problem with that puff of air thingy!! hahaha but my doctor doesnt count so I never know when its gonna come out lol
xlajimex 1 year ago
the two comments with the highest rate are my favorite lines of this clip!! :D hahahaha
voted both thumbs up..! :)
BadluckittyGR 1 year ago
I hate the small puff of air test! lol
Hinatazuki 1 year ago
@Hinatazuki yeah right but i'm sure you don't want glucoma ;)
tawfiqisthebest 11 months ago
@tawfiqisthebest You're right. I don't want a disease that I don't know what it is. Thanks for the tip.
Hinatazuki 11 months ago
@Hinatazuki u're surely welcome , btw glucoma makes you go blind :(
tawfiqisthebest 11 months ago
@tawfiqisthebest I don't really want to do that, lol.
Hinatazuki 11 months ago
@lilgansta40 I do that too, lol, it took me 3,5 hours to get my contacts in for the first time :P I think it's a very natural reaction, though, your face and therefore your eyes are a vulnerable place, it's just a reflex to protect them when something comes your way :D
ethalinia 1 year ago
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This is sooo me yesterday at the eye Dr. for my cornea scratch. I can't stand things in my eyes, near my eyes, by my eyes but I had to go & this is pretty much what the Dr. told me about the glass eye. Oh the good times Jim has trying to get those drops in my eyes! Nightmare! Give me a C-section over a glaucoma test any day!
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This is sooo me yesterday at the eye Dr. for my cornea scratch. I can't stand things in my eyes, near my eyes, by my eyes but I had to go & this is pretty much what the Dr. told me about the glass eye. Oh the good times Jim has trying to get those drops in my eyes! Nightmare! Give me a C-section over a glaucoma test any day!
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Michelema2 1 year ago
Rachel: I don't put things in my eye
Doctor: Okay then, i guess i'll see you back here in three months...
Rachel: Great! (walking off)
Doctor: i'll fit you for an glass eye
Rachel: (walks back quickly): Okay just give me the damn drug!!
(monica laughting)
LOL! xD
Acrossxthexmiddle 1 year ago 2
@Acrossxthexmiddle Isn't it "Okay just give me the damn drops" ?
beamuhvi14 1 year ago
Best. Doctor. EVER! =]]
7bracelets 1 year ago
Kinda sounds like "A small papa bear!" :D
EagleEye812 1 year ago
Rachel: Uh what?
Monica: A small puff of air, now come on!
LOL
Doc: 1, 2, 3...
Rachel: Oh *moves swiftly* I'm sorry, alright, I'm gonna stay in here this time.
hahahaha
senioryearoeight 1 year ago 3
Monica- Doctore Geller?
*Hides one eye*
Monica- P,E,C,F,D
Mr.Geller- Very Good Monica! You know wher they are
Monica- I sure do
*Goes to get a lolipop, Walks next to Rachel*
Monica- And you dont get one!
dianadogan 1 year ago 26
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Lol, Monica seems like a lil kid at the end with the doc
OoPiNkIsHoO 1 year ago
Lol, Monica seems like a lil kid at the end with the doc
OoPiNkIsHoO 1 year ago 7
monica got a lolipop lol
4teensanime 1 year ago 5
A Small puff of air, NOW COME ON! lmao
SeanpaulProductions 1 year ago 3
okay just gimme the damn drops!!
haha
thrashrulez 1 year ago 7
dont worry everything is gonna be just fine
so we are done then
HAHAHAHHA!
cotufitaax3 1 year ago 5
I've had that puff of air test before and I hated it...I am much better in the other test where they had this tip that has a blue light that touches your eye with the glaucoma equipment though.
HOHNancy 1 year ago
I don't know if they use it when testing for glaucoma, but I've had the puff of air test and so has my mum...
sydneychick101 1 year ago
rofl :DDD
Algernon483 1 year ago
I have glaucoma and I have never, ever heard of the "puff-of-air" test.
Whateverintheworld 1 year ago
@Whateverintheworld Because its a TV sitcom. People like you can't ever appreciate a video for its humour, and overlook stupid details.
Flamefoxez 1 year ago
@Flamefoxez ... wow...you totally over-analyzed my comment!! Brilliant!!!! Thanks for the laugh, Flamefoxez. I love when people take live too serious and by over analyzing! You spelled humor "humour" ... that tells me you must be in in the U.K. or your country (or your ethnic background) is a former English colony. Because that is Queen's English. That explains everything regarding your comment
Whateverintheworld 1 year ago
@Whateverintheworld You're blaming me for over-analyzing? You're the one trolling because of the lack of an "eye puff" test. And yes, I spell "color" as "colour". It's because I live in Australia, please realize that the US is NOT the center of the universe, and that because my spelling is different makes NO difference in the fact that you're a troll.
Flamefoxez 1 year ago
@Flamefoxez Wow...I don't think that the US is the center of the Universe. I am a troll? You're the one that responded to my post and got all bent out of shape over it. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie...Oi, Oi, Oi! Try to have a good week.
Whateverintheworld 1 year ago
Monica: "A small puff of air. Now come on!" ahahahahahah Priceless! :D
minx1622 1 year ago
I cant tolerate that glaucoma test. My opthamologist does the alternative where they put a local drop in ur eye and then put a pen very very close to ur eye....can take a few goes with me for them to get a reading, but its sure hell better than a puff of air scaring the shit out of you!
rozymisty 1 year ago
Glass eye.. Lol !
Kaali974 2 years ago
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larryj167 2 years ago
that is an eye removal machine
xD
mukirox95 2 years ago 22
" and you dont get one"!! HAHA
TobisAgoodBoyUn 2 years ago 7
I'm exactly the same...I can't stand the thought of anything going anywhere near my eyes :D and I wear contacts, lol, in the beginning I pulled my head back the same way rachel did when the contact got too close
ethalinia 2 years ago
Me too. It's the only thing that makes me squeamish, anything getting close to anyones eyes. It's disturbing. It took me forever to get eyeliner on my waterline because my stomach would get all up in knots :P
lilmizpinkbubblegum 1 year ago 4
" Are you crazy?" ROFL!
Was the Monica lollipop bit deleted in England? I don't recall seeing it :s
Jemzie95 2 years ago 3
hum its an eye removal machine
baBristow 2 years ago 5
I don't put anythings in my eye,
oke than, i will see you about 3 months,
great!
Than you get a glass eye :)
LOL love friends (l)
Elinekeeh 2 years ago 2
"Are you crazy?!"
Hahaha :D
thinBillyBoy 2 years ago 9
...and you don't get one! lol! I love Monica especially when she is so dramatic!
lthalial 2 years ago 4
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what episode is this?
ablaisedale 2 years ago
"i'm sorry" ahah looove rachel...
bimba94af 2 years ago 3
a small puff of air..now come on!¡
chikiteces 2 years ago 4
a small puff of air... now COME ON !!!!!!!
Ksulourgos 2 years ago 113
haha :D
Friends is just the best show ever !
ChocoFant1 2 years ago
LOL Monica: (holding lollipop) "And you don't get one!" :P
netDSgirl 3 years ago 7
I, too, that was an eye removal machine myself. That's why I'm not so good at the eye doctors.
CaryPohlhammer 3 years ago
Haha loved this episode, especially at the end when all the friends jumped on Rachel to give her her eye drops. Lmao! Brilliant! Monica "Cum On!!!!!"
Saber4Levi 3 years ago
haha monica!
moranoya 3 years ago 3
i do the same thing with the puff of air machine thingy
sabrinafan94685 3 years ago 8
me too! and the last time i went, the girl doing the glaucoma test wasn't very good at it, and she had to do it like six times to get a reading. it was awful!
benjamarie 3 years ago 3
R: "What does that thing do?"
M: "That is an eye-removal machine"
Hehehehe!
cozz 3 years ago 130
@cozz hahahaahaha
PeanutPanhead 1 year ago
I don't blame Rachel for freaking out over the glaucoma test thingie. I hate those things too!
1LadyBlackCat 3 years ago 7
Lol, just like when Ross went to his paedeatrician. Monica made fun of him for that!
namakemono49 3 years ago
What's That?
It's an eye removal machine!
ROTFL
TheFoolishNutter 3 years ago
isn't mon hilarious???
beefychild 3 years ago 4
LOL! I love Monica in this scene. "A small puff of air...now C'MON!"
addicted27 3 years ago 3
Doctor: You got a small, minor infection in that left eye...I want you to take these drops 3 times a day for a week, and you'll be good as new.
Rachel: Yeah, but no, I don't put things in my eye.
Doctor: (in response) Okay then...I guess we'll see you back here in 3 months.
Rachel: Great!!
Doctor: ...And I'll fit you for a glasseye!
Rachel: Okay, just gimme the damn drops
LMAO...
csifan18 3 years ago 8
Thank you for transcribing this, I have a hearing impairment and I miss things so many times!
cozz 3 years ago 2
No problem, man, anytime :)
csifan18 3 years ago
First time I saw a slit lamp used for tonometry!!!!
caramays 4 years ago
All the slit lamps I've seen have the Goldman's tonometry probe on it... However, it does not measure the pressure by a puff of air. Either way, the actor screwed it up big time.
Gotta love Friends though!
fannyfchen 3 years ago
lol monica is hilarious
woooooocoop 4 years ago 7
aww im scared of glacoma tests too :(
lilsurfergrlsp 4 years ago 7
I can remember the first time I did that, I was a chicken, and ran out of the room...LOL, but now, I hold on to the sides of the bars to make sure I don't flinch/shake too much...
csifan18 3 years ago
what season is this?
mattkimber800 4 years ago 2
Season 5 Episode 22, the one with joey's big break.
BlondieDct 4 years ago 4
"a small puff of air in each eye"
"WHAT?"
Aleeexandra 4 years ago 3
lol
navneeth 4 years ago
P!E!C!F!D!
xpinoyxposterx 4 years ago 6
ha monica is so childish with her lollipop :D
xmoviemanicx 4 years ago 12
lol
smeegheed 4 years ago 3
thats an eye removal machine
and you dont get one !
rofl
opu123 4 years ago 7