Microsoft Surface (Touch Screen Table) at CES 2010 (Day 1)

[xenoshiaku]

Patrick is so cheap D:< he should have taken her regardless of the price.

[Ajmasterb12]

cmon guys I know the table is exciting but one at a time please

[Immaculite]

looks like a giant iphone. wanna take a shit on it.

[rosenhill]

Nice lag....

[yozgatli66ilker]

Dear Santa..

[JetsMets96]

Patrick's such a douche

[MiroslavU]

this girl Monique soto don't have a facebook :P 

[omarmosely]

Holy craparama

[fullmetalsasuke21]

Dear Santa....

[ntlprt]

MicroShit? :-)



[HabitualRich]

mmm, so once again Microsoft comes out with something Apple produced for us years ago...

[mtnscu]

@HabitualRich Yeah? Where is it?

They both suck anyway. They make ridiculously expensive limited toys for disoriented grown-ups.

[666NedFlanders]

@HabitualRich Does no one see the massive name at the top of the damn thing? And yes they are competitors, competitors have similar products. For example... dove and suave. Bethesda and Microsoft Gamestudios... coke and pepsi (they both produce water,juices etc). Good job you stated one common fact about competing, to do it you usually compete at something similar. You sir, are brilliant. When people compete they dont usually go "You go swim while I run, and he jumps rope." What?

[666NedFlanders]

@HabitualRich Oh and a little research please. Microsoft is strictly a software development company, anything hardware related coming from microsoft is produced by another company. Xbox=ibm and various other companies. Apple, is a software -and- hardware developer. When you talk about companies, details like that are important. Each company has its own niche market. According the economists the android and xbox helped to fund windows 7, the first of which beat out the iphone in initial sales.

[killersboss]

@HabitualRich Microsoft surface was released in 2007 to super rich guys and hotels, restaurants,etc so technically they actually did inovated 

[DOTiSOalt]

@HabitualRich

You are a fucking idiot

[crazedgamer032]

Awwh im sorry our japanese resturant date was too expensive. yes my name is patrick too

[jpmartineau]

These people are paid by Microsoft. It's obvious.

[LolindirElros]

@HQDubstepHQ @gsagula2 @JespirProductions mad

[JespirProductions]

"shut the f-up" Are you gay?

[gsagula2]

Dumb Americans lol

[HQDubstepHQ]

STUPID AMERICAN CUNTS

[Afirocksmetal]

iPad = Big iTouch

Microsoft Surface = Super big iPad

[OnTheTuub]

@Afirocksmetal They released the first unit in '08

[ShazamVanBane]

That girl is cute.

[theanyaehie]

okay iphone is so steev jobs

[Soundwav00]

to bad there white :D  I should know

[Vokalmusics]

how useless



[FDMTutoriais]

nice for porn :D

[mantanz]

Patrick is cheap.

[colour24]

Patrick dislike this 29 times

[woodswalker88]

in a few years all our launchpads & midi controllers will be obsolete...just get a giant touch-tablet for Ableton or whatever.

only one question...what about the finger grease or if you spill coffee on it?

[CalisCool]

@woodswalker88 I think these kind are spill proof too

[AnAngryTree1]

@woodswalker88 Love the "Few short years" term that you used. That is exactly what Microsoft said in 2008 when they released this thing. They are even coming out with a Version 2 (Late 2011, may already be out) even though they never even sold any to the public :(

[thehalokiller6676]

@AnAngryTree1

[lcecreamsurgeons]

0:00 Surface DJ??!!!??!! love the way she says that XD

[HG9991]

Dear Santa...

[allways28]

patrick is a cheap scate

[lkrux]

and this is when my trip began

[Zovex11]

porn.. that is all

[TheShadowRider13]

one tip dont let kids play it and of course its awesome its from microsoft damn!!

[IALON]

co za asy

[thetwinkleturnip]

Typical microsoft dork-a-thon. Looks awesome. But really it kinda sucks.

[STREETLIFE167]

Unlike Patrick, I would have taken you to this "expensive" Japanese restaurant...and I would have seen to it that we would have partaken in the ingesting of way too much sake... and lets just say.. you would totally forget about Lemrick or whatever his name is..

[supersantiago999]

HOOLYY CRAP-O-RAMA

[ZiotheZero]

I'm surprised you guys managed figure that thing out.

[FileSpnR]

Put it on techno are you for real like a sushi place that is expensive and awesom uh oh

[MPHstep]

Fucking hell are they being paid to act like that? jesus christ. americans.

[Rcs52590]

he said it's like a trip

[Bednifity]

Year 2020 Touch screen table 300"

[RSVDCN]

girl on the right : STOP TOUCHING RANDOM STUFF!

[colombiano1420]

Holy craporama its an ipad on steroids!!! yea but doe it wack you off?? NO

[94hardstyleshuffler]

its the new iGiganticMotherFuckenPad

[MrGhostphone]

i want this thing on my living room coffee table so when football is on, i can use it as a huge ass remote!!!!

[TwiIightSparkle]

@MrGhostphone If it was an Internet TV, maybe, the Surface doesn't support infrared.

[guitarfreak2105]

I have played with these a few times before at Disneyland, and at a M$ store, and I don't like them. They are really cool, don't get me wrong, but they just aren't responsive like one would expect. It like a touchscreen at a redbox or something. And they are expensive ($13,000 or so)!

[velhotarado2012]

Big Ipad.

[tzaipulanelusername]

looks like a giant fucking iPHone =.=

[TwiIightSparkle]

@tzaipulanelusername Thing is, it's better than iPhone. More touch points, easier development, and overall more fun to use than the crapPhone.

[mxcnboi78]

who says Microsoft sucks?

[ClavicleKev]

@mxcnboi78 I DO

[GiampiWeb]

did Apple create anything like this?

[ButSecks85]

Microsoft got a big ass table

Apple got all of these in a tiny phone...

[mianmenu]

Cut, print, gay.

[dillzy1986]

FUCK PATRICK, I WILL TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER.

We will both have the duck, red wine and laugh heartily at witty anecdotes. After the date I will take you back to your homestead and thank you politely for the great company, leaving you with a bunch of flowers, smile and a shake of the hand.

[jonny8Bit]

BUT, will it blend

[kathen111]

whahaha the conversation made me laugh:

this was on this type of restaurant

oh yeah! this japanese restaurant

oh yeah!! patrick wanted to take me there but it was too expensive!

LOL its like one of those movies where they are all like oh yeah! i went there then there was no such thing :D

[DoubleM55]

Stupid...

[sbrobolxd666]

Assistam meu video porfavor:

/watch?v=IQeLxjSWFmo

[VinogradOFF4]

Лагает ужасно =)

[Exiphi]

Nice lag, just waited for the bluescreen

[ianong528]

00:29 The guy is doing the sparkle dance! :D

[MrMetalica11]

if its anything like xbox its going to suck

[TheJarBear808]

this is just like ipad. All it is is a bigger version of itouch. In this case really big

[FarFromAvgJoe]

@TheJarBear808 Not at all. The only similarity is the tablet design which has been around years before the iPad. This specific product has been in development before the iPad as well.

[TheJarBear808]

@FarFromAvgJoe oh sorry

[Monkey8954]

I want a giant touch table that I can play real time strategy games on.

The whole table will become the map grid, and I touch the different units to interact with them.

[cloudcally]

Good luck about the price

[mammy24]

@o0ZeroGravite0o this tech was out in 2005... With wireless compatability with tons of other tech lol so ipod copied it as always.

[incoming1337]

but will it blend?

[ididntwantomakeaname]

@incoming1337 vote up x10000000

also ur name's bomb

[TheMengzor]

@incoming1337 I love youtube comments!

[ShazamVanBane]

@incoming1337 no but it will give your mouth an enema.

[akacpkiller21]

laqgggggggggggggggggggggg

[tehaciusz]

zajebiste to jest

[vrcraft]

the tech is cool..........but just look at them.....fuck..mii s japanisi sushi shit, you bitches.

[iPipe0]

lol ipad.....lol.....

[SALMANNNNNNN]

@iPipe0 man this is a design 2 years older than ipad.......u can say apple copied....

[iPipe0]

@SALMANNNNNNN ya thats what i was tryin to say haha ipad is nothing special at all.....

[geertzand]

iPad XL

[SALMANNNNNNN]

@geertzand ipad = microsoft surface size = S

[GAMEVUZE]

@SALMANNNNNNN i don't think you've read the specs for either the ipad or the surface. tech up your mind brother. don't compare a tablet to a laptop, desktop, or table for that matter. that's like comparing the macbook air with the macbook pro the air is so much smaller but it's also slower and has no dvd drive.

[SALMANNNNNNN]

@GAMEVUZE dude....i just said that this whole touch screen thing is not started by apple....yea apple made it populer....but surface was there when apple was deciding wat to use as ipad's processor....and the guy above me thinks.....the surface is just a XL version of iPAD......

[dirtydawgz85]

@SALMANNNNNNN lol oops i clicked the wrong reply button. sorry SAL.

[GAMEVUZE]

@SALMANNNNNNN sorry i pressed reply to the wrong person. :-D

[UnholyMan122]

ah that annoying, materialistic whore is just BEGGING for a cumshot.

[ewoke1996]

looks like a huge ipad

[mggevo]

Measure LAG!

[darthsypher]

lol don't know what the fuss is about... its only a big ipad!

[MrMadlips]

@darthsypher you dickshit this came out over ten years ago...FUCK IPAD ITS OLD TECHNOLOGY

[ReaperNinja]

Patrick you dick. 

[victorgarcia710]

DA FUTURE IS NEARR!!!!!!!!

[alialwaili]

is 700 euro's xD

[mikelove2110]

is this out yet or is it still under production?

[TRIPPgothic]

literaly saw this at hot topic the other day spent alot of time messin round with it

[ActiveMediaNOW]

Hello everyone, for those that may interest, our company manufacture ultra slim multi touch screens from 32'' up to over 200'' diagonal. We will have a demo available for testing starting the 15th of February 2011 in Montreal. Feel free to ask us! Prices are ok!! 

[rashonmon]

didnt this thing die?

[Sharpie4123]

@rashonmon die? no they just know we cant afford it. so why bother mass producing it.. yet

[caka23]

Damn that Patrick...being a cheap ass not taking you to expensive restaurants....lol....

[kurdoskurd1992]

this will kills apple. i think lol

im noob

[Lumpka23]

0:06 :D

[mquiroz90]

we are the Future!! love tech and 21st century things got way better better than 20th century

[markyyy9999]

@mquiroz90 ftw!

[jpmac098]

does he say "all that stuff is movin around like a chode" or did i hear that wrong?

[mAnclTy]

over sized ipad???

[heartofdarkness77]

@mAnclTy microsoft proposed this idea 3 years ago..

[gunsaremything]

@mAnclTy This was made before the Ipad and i wouldnt touch a ipad with a shit stick, this surface is made to be interactive with games etc so a bigger screen is needed and for devlopers i think its around £2k so $4k i would buy it.

[KingSatyr]

apple stole the idea

[ventilize]

thats because pactric thinks your a cheap whore and aren't worth the reasonable money and would rather wine and dien you at burger king.

[rydgemolino]

THE FUTURE IS NOW

[MurdocLC]

@rydgemolino When is now? =/ I love this and Im waiting!!

[YotaXP]

As awesome as this is, even this does not to justice to the Surface! The interactivity between the Surface and physical objects (like phones or drinking glasses) is what amazes me the most.

[nguoidaukho1314]

if i get a house, this is the 1 st thing im gonna buy :D

[LukewarmPapaya]

iPod Touch < iPad < Mircrosoft Surface

[munkeychunkeyfunkey]

Porn?

[grottylittlewanker]

@munkeychunkeyfunkey interactive porn!!!

[redsunnyhi12]

Fuck Apple Products I'm getting this!!!

[cris178Zune]

dude i went to microsoft website and you can buy one if u have a tax id or something am just 17 theres no way i can buy one

[Megatronix3000]

This is Massive.....Wicked Nice

[rubiks15]

Patrick is a loser! AHAHAAHAHA!!

[Astralmediaz]

Another BIGGER iPad ._.

[isokessu]

@Astralmediaz it's not ipad.. or slate pc or something. It's massive touch screen with a computer under it

[turgo82]

@Astralmediaz naaa its just a super coffee table!!

[infoherper]

@Astralmediaz uh noo...the ipad is just a small microsoft surface. srry but it came out in 2007 : /

[geminiheng]

@infoherper it's not really multitouch-screen.it use a few camera inside.

and the ipad is so small and thin..............the surface really a "table-sized" computer.

it was vista,and it's so useless compare with even an imac.......

[infoherper]

@geminiheng dude, im not going to call you an apple fanboy but really dude? the iPad has 1 ghz of speed......I could SIT faster than that

[TwiIightSparkle]

@infoherper SHIT*

Because the iPad is that slow, you could probably take a shit faster than the 1GHz speed.

[TheTechJoint]

@infoherper He means the iPad is more smooth than this... with such a HUGE interior you would think they could jam a little better hardware and get some smoother graphics. After-all thats what usually makes touch-screens so fun! Twitchy laggy screens aren't that fun even if its slight.

[dclaver2]

This thing was made in 2007, i wounder why it's not available to the public yet.

[Slidingby]

@dclaver2 It's for sale but it costs 15k for developers or 12.5k commercial. The reason it's taking so long is because there isn't much software developed for it yet and Microsoft is developing it, which means that it will take 20 years and they will find some way to create a new version of windows for it before it's released. Jeff Han should have just gone independent and made billions of dollars on his own, he should have at least teamed up with Google instead.

[infoherper]

@dclaver2 it is available. it just costs 4-5k right now lol

[OriginalDeathpill]

lol @ iPad fags posting, this was developed before the iPad.

[knuckleupjonez]

SO IS THIS AN IPAD?

or a HP Slate?

or a EEE pad?

or an Android pad?

FUCK ALL THIS STUPID SHIT. THE ONLY COMPANY who has fucking balls to actually make something we can all take home is apple.

CAN ANYONE ARGUE WITH THAT?

[Insanity714]

@knuckleupjonez apple is just the company with the best advertising. not the best product or even an original product. they copy a cool idea, make a crappy product, and advertise the hell out of it to make money for the next "generation."

[knuckleupjonez]

@Insanity714 agreed. so then tell me the answer.

what will be out next?

what other product will i have the ability to purchase?

if there is none..then it looks like apple wins? no?

[Insanity714]

@knuckleupjonez what do you mean? what product Microsoft will be marketing soon? if so, i hear the Surface will be available soon. and Microsoft focusing heavily on smart phones right now. i would keep an eye out for new phones like the Kin.

[dclaver2]

@knuckleupjonez i argue with that, apple isn't the first to make a hand held touch screen device.

[Gooddaymate1277]

SICK!!!!!!!!

[djmilo2000]

holy craparama

[jjswimmer2014]

GIANT I PAD

[dclaver2]

@jjswimmer2014 It's not even close in being an ipad, and this was made before ipad was a demo.

[iCamEntertainment]

its basically just an oversized ipad... *sarcasm*

[EliaForce1984ita]

@iCamEntertainment but iPad is also just an oversized iPhone...

[Aspenly]

I don'r think this is anything really new. I went to a music performance in Berlin about 7 years ago, and the performers where all creating music using touchscreen interfaces like this, except oddly, theres looked much more advanced than this. They could actually play the device like a synthesizer by dragging various objects (representing waveforms, tone, volume, effects, ect) around the screen. This looks very gimmicky, not very useful.

[allen2688]

lol the name is emo gamer

[DJSEvEN72]

hahah that is so crap!

A giant IPAD but for people with no imagineation.

[celledge]

@DJSEvEN72 you do realize this went into design way before the Ipad right? idiot it also has well over 10x the technology an Ipad does. do your research

[Venddenta]

@celledge Went into developement in 06-07

[whatthefudge2009]

@celledge this RAPES the ipad up the hole

[15Protech]

@DJSEvEN72 its a table you dumb ass, and it dosnt work like the ipad,  the suface tehchnology works with cameras observing what you touch an what is on the table,..

[eloyADAN]

@DJSEvEN72 you sir, are retarted. get some background information before you say something so bold on the internet because someone like you will almost ALWAYS be proven wrong.

[aceracc323]

Yea Patrick is a Jerk.