You're A Towel

[abcjohnlock1993]

Every shut your towels!!!

[Kai9600]

Just set that as my message tone...now when someone text's me, it says "Your a towel"..lol;)

[YOURATOWEL8point3066]

i love my username

[monebags11]

@YOURATOWEL8point3066 I hate it because it contains one of the most common grammatical errors in the universe.

[Nick94956]

The results are in and you are.... A towel

[so1id97]

I told my teacher she was a towel. It was funny, she said i was a fork... FAIL.

[SuperGMSCat]

@so1id97 At least she tried, most teachers won't even be THAT outgoing.

[wolf7115]

people using comments about like/dislike bar comments are towels.

[peary12]

@wolf7115 You're a towel!

[ThatCHIAPPETTAGuy]

q

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[ThatCHIAPPETTAGuy]

TOWELS

[talkbubble2]

Maaaaaan ur moms a towel

[TheMiLLIMETERpeter]

FUCKING TOwels

[MrflamesyVids]

You'r a towel

[hungryhungrymetroid]

Tied for the best tv comeback ever, with "You're an absurd proposition!"

[postmortem777]

5 peaople are fucking towels!

[Ironsoul45]

YOUR A TOWEL!!!



[Gamnash4]

Five people hit the fucking dislike button. Big deal.

[Ruckanucka22]

@Gamnash4 wrong..... 5 people are towels.

[420brandyn]

people using the like/dislike bar for their comments are towels

[Brianexe43]

two people are unoriginal

[ajb3177]

press 4 for penis, 5 for dong, 6 for rape....

[ReddoFreddo]

I guess 5 people are towels now?

[skaterkid467]

5 people are towels.

[blablabla313313]

Towelie is the only one who isnt a towel :)

[johnnyt190]

Bjdsaghvdthbrk

[bunnyfull1]

5 people are towels!



[PhobiaProductionss]

i acually got "Towel" banned from my school cuz i got everyone sayin "towel" to replace swears "quit towelin around" stuff like that xD

[CnBMedia]

@PhobiaProductionss K.

[MrCSInyfan1000]

press 3 for stan saying penis

[phough2345]

Just hit the "8" key...

[idoubad999]

5 people are towels

[hglbell]

what episode and season is this?! must watch again

[Abahlahbahdoobah]

ur a towel!

[TeeAreify]

Five people can't play "Funkytown"

[MelissaMurder666]

5 people are towels...

[MeanT241985]

5 people dont know the melody to funkytown

[zorafan580]

HOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOOHHBHAHSHSHHA­HHAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH­HAHAHSSHSHSHSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH­HHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSSHHSHSS*PUKE­*JXHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH­AHHAHAAHHAAHHA*FART**FART**BUR­P*hoh.......... your a towel! aw crap. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH­AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHA­H* SHITS PANTS*HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH HAHA AH AHK AH AH AH * CRIES CUZ I CANT BREATH* OHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHHOOHOOHHOHHOH­OHOHOHOHOOHOHHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

[Jadz66]

Your a towel

[wellan5]

...Wanna get high?

[I8RICKROLLERS]

don't forget to bring a towel.

[oriramu]

: / ..No YOU'RE a towel

[Sweat52]

@MaYuHsuan888 you're a towel!

[ManiacManifed]

Thumbs up if you LOVE South Park!!!!!!!

[I8RICKROLLERS]

@ManiacManifed YOU = THUMB WHORE THAT FAILS

[kriskorn123]

@thefirearm159 wow. I'm assuming your just some 15 year old douchebag,who doesnt give a damn about getting a good education why dont you go criticize someone with an IQ bigger than you, which is pretty easy since you probably have an IQ of 4.

[ranko1996]

I've been in Israel for 3 weeks. And all the guys said was "You're a towel!" I had to look it up.

[ayocrazii]

Eppic FAIL

[IIIBartman]

HAHAHA!!!! Because of that, all we said for the whole week of camping was "YOU'RE A TOWEL!"

[kenybadi]

towelliee <3

[JohnnyCake12333]

No, you're a towel!!!

[TinierMeTV1]

NO YOU!

[horseyho123]

Haha no ur a towel!!! Lol thts funny

[burrosplayer44]

Wanna get high?

No.

K.

[TheLWRC]

@mumblestalks especially* Bitchiness*

Please...Learn how to spell...

[TheFireman159]

@mumblestalks How old are you man? You look so retarded cause you cant spell long words correctly, and now you're even more of a dumbass for entering this conversation when you had nothing to do with it! you nosy prick. and i bitched for a long time so that retards like you can understand why I put my comment in the first place.

[MaYuHsuan888]

@TheFireman159 You're a fucking idiot. Just stop commenting. In fact, just stay away from Youtube, stay away from computers in general, and return to your old habit of hanging around the grocery store parking lot all day hitting on underage girls.

[TheFireman159]

@MaYuHsuan888 Another fucking idiot, but whatever, I'm not gonna argue with retards on Youtube, waste of time like I did with the past 2 faggots. And I'm 15, so I don't hit on underage girls like you.

[MaYuHsuan888]

@TheFireman159 You don't find it odd that all these different people seem to think that you're an idiot? Perhaps the problem isn't everyone else, but rather it's just you. And stop broadcasting your age, because nobody gives a shit. Go finish jerking off your undersized, pube-less penis to the overweight, B-grade models in the Kohl's catalog ;)

By the way, I don't hit on underage girls, I hit on underage boys. Thai and Guatemalan ones to be specific :)

[MaYuHsuan888]

And you claim arguing with us is a waste of your time, yet you always promptly comment back. I know you seem to be all proud of the fact that you're 15 and able to navigate the internet without your mommy's parental consent anymore, but that doesn't mean you get a pass for being a fucking hypocrite.

[TheFireman159]

@MaYuHsuan888 Like I said I'm not gonna argue, I'm not gonna waste my time with you like I did with the past two

[MaYuHsuan888]

@TheFireman159 Hahahahahahaha And sure enough you commented back, despite the fact that you repeatedly claim you're too good to do so. What a faggot.

[IIIBartman]

@MaYuHsuan888 Do you people see what you are writing down here? No offense, but what is wrong with the both of you?! You two should be ashamed of the way you are talking to complete strangers over the internet!

[MaYuHsuan888]

@IIIBartman Go back to your room and continue taking your father's dick up your bum. Queer.

[IIIBartman]

@MaYuHsuan888 Ok, i am not as big a douchebag to continue this, but you seriously have problems if you're going to start randomly talking like this to people in the comments of a video about a talking towel. And what if i actually was gay? Or what if my dad actually raped me? Then i would take serious action against you. Be careful what you put online. You dont have to be a dick to everyone just because you can.

[MaYuHsuan888]

@IIIBartman I know you are gay, and I sincerely hope that your father did actually rape you. And okay, take "serious action" against me. You don't know how to handle being insulted on Youtube, so you start pretending that you're going to "take serious action." The most serious action you've ever taken is having a black dick shoved up your leaky sphincter. By the way, the first sentence you wrote there makes close to no sense at all. Good job trying to act smart, Junior ;)

[IIIBartman]

@MaYuHsuan888 Excuse me you son of a bitch? Im not the little asshole prickhead who goes around randomly commenting and being a dickhole! And i cant believe you resort to interratial sex jokes. What are you, 14? Does your mommy know what you post on here? She'd smack you right in your dirty little mouth.

[MaYuHsuan888]

@IIIBartman You said I have a dirty mouth. Oh dear, I'm so ashamed now. The only thing about your comment that actually offended me was your punctuation (or lack thereof). Get back to taking your black boyfriend's schlong up your stretched-out rectum.

[lacidamaster9]

towel win

[mAwesome334]

Uratal

[Plausiblesarge]

4 people are towels

[zebrapurple13]

@Plausiblesarge: No, 5 people got their weed stolen by a towel.

[cla2292]

@Plausiblesarge You're a towel.

[Astrox123]

I fricking say this all the time but hardly anyone in my class watched South Park FFS! 

[dexdog2451]

so many people at my school say this...

[samisbeast]

@dexdog2451 no ur a towel

[xXv1c1uosXx]

towlie... my next halloween costume

[Mrawsom5000]

It is funny cuz he clearly isnt a towel

[hxcAMBERhxc]

@Mrawsom5000 Or is he....

[TheFireman159]

@Mrawsom5000 No shit...

[ChristianPLM]

@TheFireman159 the reason he said it is because it is really obvious. it is a type of humor that seems to be beyond you. i bet you feel pretty dumb now; you thought he was being stupid but you're actually the dumb ass. how does it feel, dick wad?

[TheFireman159]

@ChristianPLM it makes me not feel like a dick wad, cause someone puts an idiotic comment like yours, and his, you semi-retarded fuck, that comment is like one of the people just repeat the funny part of a video, its the kinda like the exact same shit, and you're making yourself look more retarded than his ass for what the fuck you put, its really sad to see that your the mental one to enter this conversation with a fail response. dick wad

[superkid11600]

Every time someone comes into my room now im like "go away,your a towel!!"

[topherhanson10]

The people who don't like this are stupid fatsos that are towels!

[semara10]

my best friend is like towlie, he's high all the time and can get away w/ anything xD

[MysticRey2414]

Your a towel! Yesh, the BEST ever insult!

[xShellah]

Towelie is just so amazing. xD

[PvtTwinkle]

lol 'dont preach to me fatso!!'

[Aydar478]

3 towels downvoted.

[ehcbucks10]

your a towel!

[maggottron333]

Your a towel!!!

[Baebol]

lolz :P

[silencethepigs]

you're a beaner towel

love that episode xDDDD

[jasobres]

Three people are towels!

[alyssabug321]

@jasobres 5 niow

[LightninLew]

@jasobres You're a towel!

[illblamesum1else]

OOOOKAMAAAAAAAAAAAA GAMESPHERE

[JayKIDSTGIF]

Press 6 fast

[unheardcky]

aha he shut cartmen up

[dino988]

best 18 seconds of my youtube life lol

[CyberStalkeR1337]

You're all a bunch of towels, that's what you are!

[rdtigercod4]

lmfao click 0:13 over and over again and laugh xD

[rawrcory]

@HowToTubeVids Same here except I'm one of the kids saying it and guess what You're a towel

[magdalena727]

You're a towel!

[MegaChickenpizza]

lol!!!!!!!

[XrockthefuckonX]

3 towels disliked this video.

[CupcakeAttacker]

your a towel.

[AmazingRanger]

your a towel.

[nitrox525]

ha ha your high

[stoopidskitsizHOT]

Thts so frekkin funny.  NO UR A TOWEL!!! Best comebak

[EcoNation]

NO YOU'RE A TOWEL!!! = Best Comeback Ever

[Zaber69able]

@EcoNation hell yea bro.. hahah

[SouthPark4Evea]

Whenever my brother says something asshole-ish towards me, I respond with "At least I'm not a TOWEL!"

[MikeTupperTheKiller]

best comeback ever. now when i get into arguments with somebody i just say "YOURE a towel!"

[marceldomingu]

no, toalla tu!!!! yo llevo sombrerito y bigote falso, no puedo ser una toalla!

Chemariel, guapa!!!

(K)!

[ChemAriel]

toalla tu!

[Pacfan98]

3 people are towels!

[foookyooo]

LOL cartmans a towel 2

[rabbll]

what--...what if they did miss the like button?

[LucylovesKohta]

"Don't preach to me, fatso!"

"I can preach to you all I want 'cause you're stupid!"

"You're stupid!"

"Yeah, but you're a towel!"

"YOU'RE A TOWEL!" XD

[ChristianLueder]

Lol towlie

[chuhkn0rris]

2 towels watched this video

[Angelica21600]

haha your stupid! YOUR STUPID! your a towel! YOUR A TOWEL! me and mi friend duz that all the time. iz funni

[Machete964]

YOU'RE A TOWEL!

NO YOU'RE A TOWEL!

silence..

[SydneyIsCheese85]

"YER a towel!"

I LOVE Towelie. xD

[Machete964]

you're all towels

[slipknotfan4321]

@Machete964 ..................your a towel

[SirSnowball]

Two towels watched this video.

[bleedburntorange12]

Your a towel lmao

[Treck96]

'Yeah well you're a towel'

'You're a towel!'

'>:|'

lmao

[sauceauxprunes87]

whoever disliked this is a fucking retard asshole

[Fasereo]

Your a towel

Well your a washcloth

[Wikipunani]

The world was saved by a towel. The world.

The Towel of towels, one might say.

*sniffl*

[X3kawaiichan]

oooo so dats why they were calling each other towels l:

[XxriflexpertxX]

Okomooooo gamesphere!! WOAH!

[chuhkn0rris]

a towel watched the video and disliked it

[cretiro]

Your a towel!!! omg I love this, thank you:D

[Fr35hm4nxxBabexx]

no ur a towel



[blueshoes1927]

@Fr35hm4nxxBabexx

BITE ME!

[Fr35hm4nxxBabexx]

@blueshoes1927

???

[blueshoes1927]

@Fr35hm4nxxBabexx

TOWLES!!

[mansavian]

I was expecting the clip from where he's a waiter, but this is hilarious!

[MORTALKOMBAT852]

the one person who hit dislike is a towel

[daltonkirby]

SP>FG

[spoogeling]

you shouldn't have done that, he's just a boi, poor lil' feller

[fattycat331]

hey what episode is this?

[dajoker819]

@fattycat331 season 5 episode towlie.

[UltraCookiecat]

Cartman just got told XD

[L4Wrs]

ye that shut him up!

[StephenMcManus2K10]

towelie or the model rg-400 towel is the most advanced towel of its time.it senses how wet or dry a users skin is and fluffs itself accordingly

[scattershot1]

to this day I still have arguements that end in "you're a towel!!!" 

[Zoroasterrrr]

@scattershot1 me too....

[TheMattTW]

well ur a towel = the best insult ever

[HowToTubeVids]

@TheMattTW So many fucking kids in my school keep going around saying this. It's not funny and its so fucking annoying.

[knoxianpanda]

@HowToTubeVids your a towl

[Backwardskey]

@HowToTubeVids And what are you accomplishing by venting it out on youtube, pachino? :P

[ihatewebkinz1234]

you wanna get high? i have no idea whats goin on

[Phriendship]

1 person missed the like button.

[Polyqon]

@Phriendship it was that faggot , jiltedkiller

[lilbrojoe2]

the way he says it its more like

"Your a Towl!" xD

[hotguy7887]

Im a towel

[Fizzlacker3]

Ur a towel

[jiltedkiller]

Hawkeswood23 could you PLEASE remove that comment and anything else so that doesn't happen again.

[GOcgyFLAMESgo]

No ur a towel.

[DreaMzZx]

My favorite part 'is where the towel says, "You're a towel."

[Fur2]

I love youtube! You can watch pretty much everything there is.

[randomgurl108]

i went on a trip for 8 days and EVERYONE kept saying "You're a towel!" and i didnt get it so i looked it up and its ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

[Idtelos]

"You're a beaner towel!" -Towelie responding to Heraldo

[toriangel666]

lmao I love him.

[softballfreako]

i kept hearing "your a towel" in my media class every day so i finally decided to look it up.

im glad i did! this is hilarious!!

[NaomiIsSoAwesome98]

NO UR A TOWEL!!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHA

[teamwerewolfjacob459]

this kid Thomas in my french class says it All THe time. it annoys the french teacher but its freakin hilarious. YOU'RE A TOWEL

[namethatsnotavailabe]

i could watch this video over and over lol

[gunnerboy1991]

Your stupid

No your stupid

yeah well you are a towel

your a towel

haha .. best lines ever

[MzxBallinn]

haha i love towelie!!! <3

[TECHN9NEEXPERIENCE]

UR A TOWL HAHAHA LMAO

[StrikerlandMovies]

@TECHN9NEEXPERIENCE Spelling Fail

[DafwX]

You're a towel.

No, you're a towel !