Dating On Demand

[MissNayNay]

I think that he has some sort of mental disability or neurological disorder. Maybe he got into some sort of accident that caused him to be the way he is now. He said that the worst thing he's done was walking across the street without looking. I wonder if he got hit by a car and is now suffering permanent brain damage. I can't laugh at this, thinking that he may be suffering from some sort of brain damage or disorder.

[kwasniewski20]

OMG n00b k1ll th4 fuk1n c4mpr!!!1!!one!!!!!!11!!!eleve­n111!!

[Thepillerofautom10]

He's weird

[Aaronitouse]

Wtf slow much?

[VelvetPill2020]

He looks like Jerry Sandusky.

[MizMostLikelyToFail]

Beggars can't be choosers

[acenace24]

I didnt know that a superpower was to have the key to the city.....thats probably the worst superpower ever

[shmeera]

he wants women to like him for who he is, but all he wants in a woman is looks.........

[lilmittens305]

Wow Danny! Keep it up and you will be a jay walker!!!!¡!!!!

[sniperwawawesome]

HE RAN ACROSS THE STREET WITHOUT LOOKING?!?!?!!? WHAT A BAD ASS OLOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOOLOOLOLOLOL­OLO.

[777fabulous]

Flowlers?

[pkaiser7321]

Moosic on Da beech

[EmbryW]

"The craziest thing I've ever done was run across the street without looking"

...omg... that's like... something I'd MAKE UP for a troll profile...

[AbduCola]

1:50, Things he'll remove from you and put in his freezer

[Xazard]

@AbduCola high fives!

[JoeyCappellino]

@AbduCola :24 are the places he'll take you, to remove those things.

[Gothamgal999]

"UH, she dress well..for se-....Uhhh" XD

[YoungFitting]

"You should date me because I'm warm and sensafrazdcsff."

[stillwaterseven]

"...my dream date is a romantic dream date"

[monsterpiano901]

"things i look for in a lady is.. umm.. she has.. a nice.. um.. i mean.. a very nice attractive lady is what im looking for"

[MrMaryJanes]

And this is why incest is illegal.

[JustYourShadow]

Am I the only one who noticed his username was "DogMen"

[EnyaHasGlasses13]

LOOOL ! xD 'I look for features...' and 'a woman that dresses well, for se-' xD

[meganchristine4]

haha press 9 over nd over, really fast lul... you know what, f that! press 1-9 to see his jizz in his pants face

[ambelina88]

11,12,11,12,13,14,13,14,15,16,­15,16,31,33,31,33,53,56,53,56

1:50 jizz face

[thatguytoyourright]

i think he should of looked before he crossed the street.... that truck really messed him up

[nicool722]

awww what a sweet and wonderful man

[kidxdeca]

Poor guy, I bet he still hasn't gotten any pussy.

[MrNoah898]

i wonder if anyone ever finds someone from dating on demand i doubt it 

[akunz11]

the CRAZIEST thing ive ever done is running across the street..... WITHOUT LOOKING!!!

[SmileChelseaSmile]

tourettes ?

[JustYourShadow]

@SmileChelseaSmile your an idiot.

[RyanMiller3039]

I ran across the street and never looked. Lol

[grable42]

OH dang ladies! He has sensitive feelings! lol

[TheSeedless16]

i shat myself when he said he wants the KEY TO THE CITY LMAO

[monsterpiano901]

omg! pause it at 0:09!! LMAO!

[AliceLovePacheco4Eva]

You badman. Running across the street without looking? What were you thinking?! ;P

[natalie242788]

What. A . Freak.

[TFSOULJA]

is he tryna say sensitive?

[cowgirl699619966]

im scared no jokes hes keeps looking at the screen lke hes about to rape some one

[MyBobsagot]

id : dogmen

[Shun1Shun]

OMG he ran across the street without looking LMAO!

[whatsupwithlongnames]

i have sensitive feelings, too.

[yousuckatffr]

HE RAN ACROSS A STREET ! no way.

[SadlerFTW]

Based on his running across the street, I'd say this one's a dare devil

[purplekirabunny]

he made me laugh and I didn't even get to know him yet! :D

[QQmorepewpewless]

I didn't know handicaped people dated on demand aswell.. GOOD FOR YOU

[RonnyWho]

....He looks like a murderer.....

[monkeypoo1993]

"nice legs, nice body, nice hair, nice eyes" are all interpreted differently by the individual xD. this is so unspecific

[VanilliaLol]

what did he keep doing with his lips? he was starting to look like miley Cyrus

[kohji112]

i feel so bad for this man

[smootube123]

wait wait... Rorschach on Ritalin?

[smootube123]

he forgot to mention murdering prostitutes in his hobbies

[pwngetothemax2]

he needs to grab his M14 from vietnam, put on his uniform and go back to war because its probly wht messed him up and he should rape and kill.:PP

[Kamichaos2121]

He's trying so hard not to say STAB, KILL, or RAPE... Its like a small child kinda cute, c'mon girls give him a shot!

[Kamichaos2121]

He's trying so hard not to say STAB, KILL, or RAPE.

[TheReyboricua]

nice pair EYES!...lol yea that what he was thking of xD

[368money]

the craziest thing iv ever done is i ran across the street and didn't look

[EdwardNotSoCullen448]

is he retarded? or just weird..

[umtapinha]

This guy looks like my old Sergeant... minus the retardation

[slojoe1]

Do urself a favor Keep running with out looking

[MrHdnman]

craziest thing iv'e done "i ran across the street and didn't look" i had to repeat that a few times to understand the gravity of what he just said, i'm not sure the ladies could handle this guy

[empirerulesall]

he talks like a droid from star wars

[henaoto]

is key to city a super power?

[BoomYouLose]

"super power....it would be....A KEY TO DA CITY" lol

[itz0mii0nyc]

He has sensetive feelings

[LiMaoTang]

girls, don't fall for his charm, he will chop u up with gardening tools

'i ran across a street and i never looked' -- bullshit, he made it up!! it's prob something like 'i drank a dog's cum'

[spotman30]

Camper..

[weaanie]

"Breasts" -Moans-

[mman897]

is it me or is this guy have like a endless rape face going on

[AwhNoNotTheBees]

@mman897 Multiple rape faces...

[nothingelsematters96]

why are all of these people super creepy and weird?

[ssamantha27]

@nothingelsematters96 i was wondering the same thing... Maybe this dating site is for the mentally challenged.

[hoptop77]

my hobbies are having strokes

[PunksterD]

@hehehayhay Okay, you can go back and play on the highway.

[ben101isawesome]

FFAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[Mr420chuy]

Lmfao he looks like a childmolester & a serial killer. & LOL @ "the craziest thing he's ever done" rotflmmfao

[HeartYukitty]

Imagine you went out with this guy and then he dumbs you.

Complete humiliation..

[StevXtreme]

This guy has more chances to find a girl than me. He emanates humanity, I do not. Go me! >_>

[AreaQNH870]

Poor guy. I am so grateful that I was not born this guy, and instead I have the girl of my dreams.

[MattDurden]

@AreaQNH870 didn't wanna say this, but that could end at any time and you could end up like him

[AreaQNH870]

@MattDurden Nah I'd just end it if it were that dire

[MrSnowpimpin]

thank u RayWilliamJohnson. 4 make n me watch these videoss

[DeathcoreIsMyMuse]

@MrSnowpimpin thats why im watching these

[kohji112]

@MrSnowpimpin you said it brother

[MrSnowpimpin]

@kohji112 lmao

[EvenAllmighty]

Is it just me that thinks this guy REALLY looks like a serial killer?

[rubbaduck4luck]

Jennnny!!!!!!

[mdobson5241982]

Well what he should look for in a lady is alive or maybe kinda alive sort of.

[luger74]

Be nice guys, hes a human being...hope you find a girl that will take care of you and be there for you buddy.

[Ablack51]

This is the only video that I can't make fun of... this guy seems so nice :(

[WTFitzCHILLy94]

Fucking stud

[danielw1245]

guys, you really need to stop. This guy seems like a normal, friendly person. There is no reason for you to make fun of him. It's so morally wrong.

[tminustech]

They finally took away his helmet.

[PunksterD]

Epic Face! Epic Face! Epic Face! Epic Face! Epic Face! JIIIIZZ in my pants.

[zterpfan54]

he ran across the street without looking, what a rebel someone arrest this man

[Punisheryo]

What a charming man!

[ElHanko]

He seems like a really nice guy, the commenters seem like dicks.

[joeyvapes]

People, don't make fun. . .Can't you see he's sensifuss?

[beansaregood]

john malkovich!

[piemakesmelol]

Would someone please tell me what the fuck is wrong with his lip?

[carrot564]

He's pretty shallow, especially for a goofy looking retard. But hey,who can say they haven't dreamed about having the key to the city... the city of my town

[Timoth1983]

Could this guys accent be any more ridiculous. Whoaziz, Caandal loight dinner, and moosic, ondabeech, and hodin' hands and talkin'

[qzpmystik]

Ahh yes, the Ideal date, a man who always looks like he's about to drop a deuce.

[LotteryWinner77]

nice attractive legs... when he says that he looks like he is about to start jacking it right there in the studio. date this guy if you always wanted a man who will go through your underwear drawer while you sleep

[irishsportzchick22]

Ok so like, i don't know if its just me, but i always think that whenever ppl say you should date me because i'm this and that, that they're conceited. I mean, maybe its what you've got to do because everyone needs self-esteem obviously, but does it strike anyone as being conceited? If anyone asked me why they should date me, yes I'd want to talk myself up, but I'd be more humble about it than these guys. Not just him, others too. They just seem self-absorbed.

[MrLindax]

i feel sorry for these guys cos this is hilarous, but maybe he has some sort of conditon...

[RickAintStoned]

someones gonna get laid tonight

[chrissiemuir]

I love this guy :)

[thesniffysniffy]

hands off, he's MINE!

[ucblondesurfer]

ROFLMAO Dr. Pepper just shot out my nose....this is awesome!

[GothicGodlessLiberal]

Fortunately he doesn't get the chance to reproduce...

[destined2sleep]

@GothicGodlessLiberal until he rapes

[abbeyhilary]

LOL i'm warm and sensitives

[emoneytrain]

do people like this reproduce?

[vclynn]

@emoneytrain  unfortunately, they seem to be the only people who do.

[reggieboy04]

He's sensifus and likes moosic - what a pimp.

[CNC13922]

"im warm and shenshitive"

[Sk8erbakerskater]

The craziest thing I've ever done, I ran across the street, and I never looked! hahahahaha XD

[ejcpndo169]

thats sad...

[Melee4lyfeYo]

What qualities do you look for in a lady?

FEATURES!

Bahah i almost died at that point. He just shouts out features

[brownbearH420]

the best part about this is guy is, he just happens to be from my home town :) hes pretty much the village idiot

[orlock2102]

Did he ever get that key to the city? The city of your town?

[levidavi]

BROWN BEAR!!!

[ZADIELLA08]

This guy has "Obsessive emotional attachment" written all over his forehead.

[suckbar69]

No wonder these fucks are lonely. Their standards are way too damn high. Unemployed, mediocre looks, and stupidity you aren't gonna land a super model dude.

[StoneOptix]

...........Bless his heart :(

[juniorrules1]

MR. ROGERS!!!!!

[workingthrash]

i want to punch him in the face

[theSpaceLumberjack]

wit.... rooosess

[drewsky684]

oh god, I come back to this one about once a month.  It is so damn funny

[LotteryWinner77]

@drewsky684 me too, and played it for everyone i know. i like him and the anime nerd the best

[choggerboom]

"That's who I would like a lady."

[Moobysnax]

roses

[AICJDR]

That's who i would like a lady

[Gearz86]

I ran across the street and I never looked...lmfao

[omfgthisisaname]

having a key is a super power? lol

[theweathermean]

Eyes. I would like her to have eyes.

[mikejackson4ever]

I think, by "outside gardening" he means the kind you do at midnight, with shovels, quick lime, and cement.

[Gearz86]

LOL

[mikejackson4ever]

"She dresses well, for se... and umm, she has a nice- I MEAN..."

[FarangBalls]

This guy is mildy retarded. Most of these mass murders are.

[coledenton]

I like to ummmmmm pitch a tent and ummmm

[bdpjelle]

moozik on the beach

[NulixFTW]

YES

[SimonettiTelevision]

You want to See a real dating on demand Video, Search for Derek does dating on demand, and derek does dating on demand 2

[jeremyc311709]

this guy seems like if he ever did get a date and got tired of the woman he would just lop off her head

[chillskid]

i want to know if women watching this video would date this guy.

[movidablue]

this woman doesn't lol

[spitlord]

0:45 "That's who I would like a lady"

1:18 "My dream date..is...a romantic dream date...if I got to met the special one..." And then he proceeds to say what he thinks every woman wants to hear. If there's candles on my dinner table, I'm blowing them out and turning on the fucking lights. Sorry, ladies.

This guy has "Sling Blade" written all over him.

[r2d2ott]

Most people call it a kaiser blade, mmm hmm

[TwiggyJack]

Anyone see that episode of StarGate where Jack O'Neil gets that virus that turns people primal....

[themovieguys101]

best super power ever.....the fucking key to the city

that is simply epic

[axe863]

no its the fucking key to the city of his town :P

that is impossible and therefore it is infinitely epic

[Ellay01]

lmfao!

[wonk187]

@themovieguys101 the city of my town

[themovieguys101]

@wonk187 lol his town must be intense from him running across the street without looking

[bradbr00t4lity]

He ran across the street without looking! Oh shit, he's hardcore.

[axe863]

it would be hardcore if it were a 12 lane mega-highway ;)

[PPWarrior]

@bradbr00t4lity Well, maybe that is why he is talking like a retard XD

[RiotingPanthers]

Moosik

[GlobeNinja]

some women just dont know whats good for em

[masterhavoc302]

how is this guy single.....ladies, come the fuck on and date this gentleman, he'll take you on a romantic dream date with a table on the beach what roses and moosic

[LadyRaiya]

lmao!

[bradbr00t4lity]

and he'll hold your hawnds.