$hit the Brotha can't rip it no matter what. He's the kind of comic that just because he works on new material he believes he must be great. He comes up with fragmented pieces of crap not fully flowing. Too scared to really hone a real act.
As long as you're not potentially harming others in your job no one has any business snooping into your private life with drug tests. Especially cannabis.
They don't trust you then don't trust them either and refuse to work for them.
Asshole american corporate overlords drunk on their little power over their drones.
@LuxXxKiTTen What the fuck is your job where you need a 100% focus? are you a fucking assasin? Smoke weed and then come back and give us your awesome opinion.
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WHOEVER smokes weed or does drugs before going to work is FUCKING STUPID!!
It's not only a bad idea, it's downright wrong. When you're at work, you need to place 100% of your focus into what you're doing and what HAS to be done to get paid by the end of the 1st week or 3rd. However, getting high or doing drugs on your personal time is a completely different scenario and is perfectly acceptable. As long as you stay out of trouble and don't OD in public.
@FashionRawkz theres absolutly nothing wrong with smoking weed before work. it just depends on your job and the tasks you have to do. a true pothead goes on breaks and lunches and smokes & can come back and perform better.
@LuxXxKiTTen Not all jobs let you do that, though. I still think it's not a wise thing to do. There are potheads that smoke weed before going to work, because they need their fix of weed and they seem to function better with it. I smoke weed, I snort coke, I pop pills, and I drink liquor but I only incorporate that on my personal time, even if my job let's me do that.
... and Mason, Pryor, Black, damn, too many "exceptions" to the "rule" to mention. Pretty much all the best comics were sad angry losers. Go one better, pretty much all the best artists in history were sad angry losers.
Carlin, Maron, and Garofalo (to name but three brilliant comics) have demolished the idea that you cannot be bitter and funny as hell at the same time.
Saw Marc Maron in Toronto recently. Very talented guy, obviously, but on the night I saw him on, anyway, he was so depressive that it was tough to get into his act. If he deals with his demons somehow, he has enough brains to take on and cream anybody doing comedy today. Maybe even write a hit, edgy, comedy series for cable, as network comedy has been lobotomized long time ago.
Maybe his comedy is therapy. In which case, what a smart Mfer, getting paid for working through your own problems.
ive been a big stand up fan for a long time, but i just recently discovered marc maron, and i have to say, and cant believe what ive been missing. i should have been listening to this my whole life! hes by far the most relate-able comedian ive ever heard. he can be kind of depressing and dark, but the best comics often are. his podcast is amazing, too. and, of course, this particular bit is dead-on perfect.
Marc Maron is a sorry asshole? If by sorry asshole you mean hilarious talented comedian then I agree. Why insult a comedian who makes you laugh, seems counterproductive to me.
Not true, xxxxxxx, you mind fucked, ass receptacle of Satan's fist. Your usage of "brainwashed liberal" reminds me of the standard answer: "I'm serving my country," when some shit eating, 'welfare with guns' roach-based loser is asked why he signed up to serve the interests of a few monsters and goose step off to some death Nazis wonderland of murder for a couple of college credits and a new Chevy. War and the dumb shit, amoral mutants that serve the greed of war must be stopped. Fuck you.
What a riot! Like watching an old "I Love Lucy" episode' - if she is stomping grapes or making a VITAMEATAVEGAMIN ad, it makes me laugh out loud every time I see it... TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!
$hit the Brotha can't rip it no matter what. He's the kind of comic that just because he works on new material he believes he must be great. He comes up with fragmented pieces of crap not fully flowing. Too scared to really hone a real act.
upperwestside1 15 hours ago
amen! onelove
7777Being777 5 days ago
I really miss the Morning Sedition show.
HudsonRand 8 months ago
Man I'm smoking right now before i go to work and fry food for all you fat assholes!
jabba12000 9 months ago
I am almost certain that my job could be done monkey.
And if it can be done by a monkey, it could definitely be done by a high human being.
Your move bossman!
bigmac364 10 months ago
As long as you're not potentially harming others in your job no one has any business snooping into your private life with drug tests. Especially cannabis.
They don't trust you then don't trust them either and refuse to work for them.
Asshole american corporate overlords drunk on their little power over their drones.
RabidRat88 10 months ago
@LuxXxKiTTen What the fuck is your job where you need a 100% focus? are you a fucking assasin? Smoke weed and then come back and give us your awesome opinion.
LanryLeeFefeby666 1 year ago 2
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WHOEVER smokes weed or does drugs before going to work is FUCKING STUPID!!
It's not only a bad idea, it's downright wrong. When you're at work, you need to place 100% of your focus into what you're doing and what HAS to be done to get paid by the end of the 1st week or 3rd. However, getting high or doing drugs on your personal time is a completely different scenario and is perfectly acceptable. As long as you stay out of trouble and don't OD in public.
Drugs and work don't mix!
FashionRawkz 1 year ago
@FashionRawkz theres absolutly nothing wrong with smoking weed before work. it just depends on your job and the tasks you have to do. a true pothead goes on breaks and lunches and smokes & can come back and perform better.
LuxXxKiTTen 1 year ago
@LuxXxKiTTen Not all jobs let you do that, though. I still think it's not a wise thing to do. There are potheads that smoke weed before going to work, because they need their fix of weed and they seem to function better with it. I smoke weed, I snort coke, I pop pills, and I drink liquor but I only incorporate that on my personal time, even if my job let's me do that.
Drugs and work don't mix.
FashionRawkz 1 year ago 2
@FashionRawkz dude youre retarded
saltemann 9 months ago
@FashionRawkz oh fuck you cunt head!
boppzz 6 months ago
This was one of those perfect bits.
Luvanicebum 1 year ago
... and Mason, Pryor, Black, damn, too many "exceptions" to the "rule" to mention. Pretty much all the best comics were sad angry losers. Go one better, pretty much all the best artists in history were sad angry losers.
FungusMossGnosis 1 year ago
Carlin, Maron, and Garofalo (to name but three brilliant comics) have demolished the idea that you cannot be bitter and funny as hell at the same time.
FungusMossGnosis 1 year ago
haha wow im on my brake right now getting high befor i go back to being a batter frier for popeys chicken. FML
EatYourYoung666 1 year ago
Saw Marc Maron in Toronto recently. Very talented guy, obviously, but on the night I saw him on, anyway, he was so depressive that it was tough to get into his act. If he deals with his demons somehow, he has enough brains to take on and cream anybody doing comedy today. Maybe even write a hit, edgy, comedy series for cable, as network comedy has been lobotomized long time ago.
Maybe his comedy is therapy. In which case, what a smart Mfer, getting paid for working through your own problems.
efishman 1 year ago
"Im watchin my dreams bubble away in fat mother fucker!" The way he says that shit cracks me up.
EyesSeeToClear 1 year ago 2
ive been a big stand up fan for a long time, but i just recently discovered marc maron, and i have to say, and cant believe what ive been missing. i should have been listening to this my whole life! hes by far the most relate-able comedian ive ever heard. he can be kind of depressing and dark, but the best comics often are. his podcast is amazing, too. and, of course, this particular bit is dead-on perfect.
m0sketti 1 year ago 4
Marc Maron is a sorry asshole? If by sorry asshole you mean hilarious talented comedian then I agree. Why insult a comedian who makes you laugh, seems counterproductive to me.
EyesSeeToClear 1 year ago 3
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This guy is a sorry asshole but I agree
nessa6565 1 year ago
o my god I havn't laughed that hard at something in awhile.
EyesSeeToClear 1 year ago
that was great.. i cant wait to see his podcast live. i
L2THEarry 1 year ago
i was cryin from laffin so hard on this skit
adzug 1 year ago
He's doing a "bit" not a "skit."
depalma24 1 year ago 2
ur correct.
adzug 1 year ago
Maron is sadly under rated if you like this go subscribe to his podcast WTF at itunes . . .
ineptcorp 2 years ago 4
WTF podcast fucking rules
Maron is insanely under-rated
From,
*Marc
*im not really Marc
andrew1775 2 years ago 3
wow...
this is so relatable! O_O
skacannon 2 years ago
THE GREAT NUG, web short (comedy), on YouTube
TaupeFrostPrductions 2 years ago
Heh, reminds me of a co-worker.
VierasMarius 3 years ago
Not true, xxxxxxx, you mind fucked, ass receptacle of Satan's fist. Your usage of "brainwashed liberal" reminds me of the standard answer: "I'm serving my country," when some shit eating, 'welfare with guns' roach-based loser is asked why he signed up to serve the interests of a few monsters and goose step off to some death Nazis wonderland of murder for a couple of college credits and a new Chevy. War and the dumb shit, amoral mutants that serve the greed of war must be stopped. Fuck you.
HudsonRand 3 years ago 34
@HudsonRand Whoa, Please break that down to a point, please.
eldorado61guy 1 year ago
funny shit on o&a
tealallen 3 years ago
That one gets funnier every time I see it. Maybe that says too much about me.
Kristapea 3 years ago
i wish he was back on the radio on a regular basis.
irkedd 3 years ago 3
Same here, irkedd!
deeppickle 3 years ago
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he's like a less likable bill hicks.
demsmine 3 years ago
What a riot! Like watching an old "I Love Lucy" episode' - if she is stomping grapes or making a VITAMEATAVEGAMIN ad, it makes me laugh out loud every time I see it... TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!
star69mars 4 years ago 3
wow.........!!!funny shit!!!
franner2002 4 years ago
I've heard Mark Maron on three separate occasions (XM radio) three different bits
each time, every time-his material sounded as if he had lifted it from Bill Hicks
georgebushisawesome 4 years ago
yeah because everything thats dark, funny and has a bit of anger is just like hicks. fool
louie140au 4 years ago 13
@louie140au I noticed the tone of voice was a bit similar, but obviously still different
lorenrb 1 year ago
Viva Marc Maron!
aclem2004 4 years ago
"i don't know if collateral damage is nation specific when you're talking about a cabal that wants to rule the world" -Marc Maron
captainspaulding17 4 years ago 4