HOW TO PISS IN PUBLIC (from offthewall.tv)

[aledobretociastko]

it sometimes just happens to us

[andrewlee332]

small penis

[jobtepas]

Take always a long coat/raincape with you and an empty half-a-liter tin. You can empty it on a suitable place. And when a policeman sees your action he has to prove what is happening and what is in the tin. Usable for men and women!

[superemoboyz]

try clicking the x button on that annotation at 6:50 just try

[EvilSalad]

you are a god!

[TheGratiDudes]

LOVE IT!!! I've tried half of those and I'm gonna get me an adult diaper!!

[minichcloset]

3:06 THAT STANCE!

[tuomok5]

Looking forward for how to shit in public :)

[MarkMarkMaek]

Penis shot 4:42

[mrpaul94]

We've had 2, they last forever. 3:50

[ShyBladderSolutions]

Lol LMAO! 

[superemoboyz]

i just typed piss

[jeb939]

umm wat with you?

[ZEFFER14]

This guy sure is piss-ed off.

[wtfisagoodusername]

I was thinking of saying, "This man may be a genius" but that would imply he might not be so I'm just going to say, wow.

[xpetsku]

Technique #3 is fking epic :--D

[MILOSTHEBRO]

yes,but how to take shit?

[toma123456781]

@MILOSTHEBRO Where the hell did you learn english. I supposed to be: "yes,but how to take A shit" Get a life and a grammar book!

[joshitch]

toma123456781  did you not mean "It's supposed to be:"? maybe you can pick up a grammar book too.

[toma123456781]

@joshitch lol i was joking i know the guy in person i trolled him on purpose :D

[aledobretociastko]

@MILOSTHEBRO Take a real deep breath and try to simply expel the air against a closed glottis. This contraction of expiratory chest muscles, diaphragm, abdominal wall muscles, and pelvic diaphragm exert pressure on the digestive tract. There's a solution on the Internet

[Kloetee]

Just walk to Mc Donald and piss at their toilett xD

[dikkezeug321]

AHahahahA I lmao'd so hard at the first technique! XD this guy is definetly a king in pissing!

[LartDuDeplacement32]

I usually piss on my girlfriends vagina xD

[emetts2112]

liquid courage!! lol 3:23

[TheNinjasCock]

1:41 the dudes cock, eww



[heno86]

"a pisser does not pontificate"

[emetts2112]

penis at 1;42

[emetts2112]

thumbs up if you typed in piss cuz u were bored

[7BeAsT9]

forget about hygiene lol

[ruzZasS]

hahahaha walking and peeing thats great

[mikkimice]

urinary arrogance. bahahah!

[thedarkwolfzearoth]

So were you really peeing in this video? Watching it at first I thought you weren't, but then I noticed in one part you can actually see your junk.

[andrewlee332]

epic fail on 2:34

[andrewlee332]

i saw penis on 1:42

[HUGESTUDdotcom]

lol



[MrBBVIP]

4:30 u lick the finger that hold your thing..eeeewwwww

[megatox100]

the first technique his piss is bright yellow the next one its white....

[theTHEponyLOVER]

I absolutely live this!

Now I wanna be a boy!!!!!!!! You are so lucky boys! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[redneck2010ize]

@theTHEponyLOVER Yes we are lmao i piss any place i want any time i was born and raised in the sticks and live in the sticks and often go anywere when nature calls

[varjack22]

why is this one in HD... ;p

[LVMaxfield]

The "schloop" 3:39

[beato123]

Bear Grylls shed a singular tear when he poured that cup down the drain.

[VagabondCookie]

A recommendation to avoid that "awkward" part for technique 4 would be to bend over to inspect the lower part of the bush, but during the motion you do the "pop" and get your penis back inside that way. Thanks for the life advice bro

[j3mixn3mi]

his butt.

[ExOdUsNeXt]

Reminds me of Adam Savage from Mytbusters!

[Gulli1000]

@ExOdUsNeXt INTERDASTING

[KahariTV]

I think I'll stick to pissing in dark alleys and holding it. LOL!

[JakkOfHearts2021]

And remember kids, urine control of your own destiny.

[arknell]

I love how they take the time and care to add some really nice, upbeat transitional music at 5:26, then completely negate it the next second with the guy burping nonchalantly before continuing.

[rocketcarmike]

6:58 "...and urine control of your own destiny."

[3silvergold]

uncircumsized eh. 1:42

[TheRealJawnz]

@3silvergold As how it should be.

[Tamescaper]

And now I wish I was male.

[redneck2010ize]

@Tamescaper haha ur destin wasnt so lucky im sorry for u

[Tamescaper]

@redneck2010ize No not really. If I was male I'd probably look like one ugly mother fucker since my dad is an ugly bastard.

[redneck2010ize]

@Tamescaper HAHA LOL

[computergamers123]

0:59 is fucking awsome looool

[mcviga]

genious!

[The0mgn00b]

im in that weird part of youtube again

[BarakaTheGreat]

Does anyone know what the style of jacket he has is called?

[huynhdoodle]

@BarakaTheGreat some sort of blazer

[standingabove]

@BarakaTheGreat it's called a pea coat. pretty upscale outerwear for a public pisser

[BarakaTheGreat]

@standingabove At least the name is sort of relevant, haha. But thanks for the name

[davidpallen09]

6:58 "Urine control of your own destiny" ಠ_ಠ

[Wallyboy567]

can't wait to use the line urinary arrogance

[NukeOfMemories]

LOL Your in control of your own destiny. (your in = urine)

[deathguy167]

All I ask is: Why God why

[iAuzy]

@deathguy167 That was literally the exact thought that ran through my head when i finished this video.

[Farnik01]

This is probably the funniest thing I've seen on Youtube....

[SGxFTWx]

"I open it enough for my large penis."

[Jizzmatik]

FUNNIEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN.!!!!

[kilik96]

im not here from funny junk funnyjunk was cool when i was ten im 15 now -.- XD 

[klockee]

@kilik96 Oh wow, really passed a lot of time there, sport.

[JimmerSD]

You obviously have no prostate problems. Kudos.

[CokeHooah173]

LMAO!

[spikmun]

Captain Price,your back!

[TheMusic549]

Between 1:40 and 1:44 theres a penis shot

[Swollboski]

@TheMusic549 OH GOD WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT. Or a better question... why did I look?

[thebread9]

The end is the funniest!!! :)))

[914bitch]

saw this guy in a commercial

[toolworks]

That last method was just stupid!

[sivka4]

i hope its enough for my large penis hahah

[luketomlinson34]

4:42 penis shot

[8o8hawaiii]

Reporting in reporting in.

[NickysRapAttic]

YS

[richtofen321]

funnyjunk brought me here

[cooljunkproductions]

@getsome0009 lol i saw that too

[mooters01]

Bear Grillis reporting in.

[MrJonBallz]

fightclub reportin in.



[krispybananaz]

dog fort come in dog fort this is funnyjunk

[GideeshFilms]

Anonymous, 4chan and Funnyjunk reporting in

[Shumacher5]

Yeah I'm so cool because Funnyjunk brought me here. Fuck off.

[mynameisameme]

i searched piss

[darkcow229]

6:57

urine control of your own destiny 

[DarkH3AT]

FunnyJunk soldiers stationed, waiting for commands admin.

[sword123212]

fuck im a woman

[p0p0ringo]

4chan checking in

[chadizz]

1:42 - 1:43 you can see his little penis

[bowmanhomie]

" the walk and talk" thats gona take a while to perfect

[skydayer]

5:58 you can see his dick

[MrUchakid]

fj is here

[NightMareBolt]

@MrUchakid Guess what? No one gives a fuck

[TRUE7667]

4chan reporting in

[mistameth92]

"urine control of your own destiny" haha

[serlolol]

If i ever meet you in real life, please don't be offended if i don't want to shake your hand

[KodacMad]

#funnyjunkie reporting in for duty!!

[Splitdimond5]

Two top comments are from Funnyjunk........

I AM NOT ALONE BROTHERS! WE ARE KNIGHTS OF FUCKING FUNNYJUNK!!

[ILolForLOL]

Now I have to piss...

[blackfeathr]

No-one-cares, reporting in to give no fucks.

[SnowBoarderX94]

1:38

[PunkAsPhuck96]

shut the fuck up funnyjunk people. this is the kind of shit 9gag does

you want to be 4chan so fucking much then start acting like them

[OMGItsGarrettLee]

Fj all the way

[FlannalPlaids]

You should do one where you teach us how to shit in public.

[MaxRyanTV]

Funnyjunk Checking in

[bangroller106]

#TEAM FUNNYJUNK

we swarming the comments !

[Aussiegirl265]

Bacon with wings

[TheGeomas]

Funny Junk just marking territory

[extremebobb]

reposts checking in!

[saphire230]

Derpsauce mcfleezax reporting in.

Funnyjunk can eat my nuts.

Go Reddit.:D

[GunBunnyShift]

@saphire230 Ooh, nuts? Are they almond nuts? Or pecan? Maybe walnuts? Can we get a drink with it, too? Man, people from Reddit is so nice to us FunnyJunkers~! :'D

[Verdagol11]

is this fake or not?

[3spanishfreaks]

his penis is now on youtube

[TheNorlok]

Comical-Useless Items

[MarioMan1616]

FunnyJunk yo!

[ReuploadRuckaNOW]

FunnyJunk ist hier

[Moynul321]

FJ broughtme

[kumagoro73]

HAHAHA! Even as a girl I found this hilarious!! XD

[johncenafan42792]

like if funnyjunk brought you here!

[LucKxHD]

Funnyjunk <3

[fortoday505]

what hipsters do in their spare time, pee in public.

[fortoday505]

who saw his penis at 1:41? lolol

[VenomTheHedgehog]

This made me rethink my life.

[BACKSTABBED2DEATH]

omgg leaf inspector aahaha

[Zheet7]

6:57

"URINE control of your own destiny"

I see what you did thar.

[MathNerd50]

I learned that I'm in control of my own destiny, and urine control of your own destiny.

[Slayerman59]

Urine control.

[luketomlinson34]

6:58 When he said 'you're in control' it sounded like urine control ahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

[MasterMusketeer]

I think I'll just wait till I get home.

[mistercrafter]

funny junk checking in

[junhutt]

They forgot to blur his wiener out. A lot.

[tisaacify]

how much did he have to drink to piss that much in one day?

[tisaacify]

lol

[mikey217]

This idiot got a tv commercial for the .xxx domain. smh

[SUPERKNOWZ]

Nice

[Mastercoen2]

Just whip it out and piss on the nearest man, woman or child you find, shows your fucking dominance

[truaznflipboi]

Is that his weiner @ 6:21?? lol

[Bishpot]

He reminds me of Ron Burgundy somehow...

[Quartzzzz]

poop schute pete

[theNeverangel]

"A pisser doesn't pontificate" XD Omg, I laughed to freaking hard...

[emoeeveerainbownova]

very help full

[Tristania86]

I'd rather be caught pissing in the old way.

[ZeusDeusEx]

haha, this guy is sick for real

[Searchinganswers]

My penis is to small for this

[ExeptionalMind]

I used to piss in public, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[DrivingInSpace]

LOL, I feel like these would be best if you was drunk or late at night when no one is out.. but if your in that moment when you gotta go... follow steps 1-5 ;)

[sickynarnar]

1:42 some scandalous wiener action ;)

[xplode113]

the homeless should learn from this guy.

[Chromatrix1]

He is my new hero

[2550505]

"A plethora of tools"

[pSychOAtDawn]

"a pisser doesn't pontificate" lol

[boognish1975]

lol "urinary arrogance"

[Navigatz]

This video had me in stitches, hilarious!