Best and funniest of QI E series with Stephen Fry and Guests

[foxy1985xx]

they say at the acropolis where the parthenon is, they say at the acropolis where the parthenon is, they say at the acropolis where the parthenon is, they say at the acropolis where the parthenon is

[FangedBeauty]

Only the bbc...I envy you brits.

[PanickyNine]

Wow. At 2:14 I almost mistook Stephen for James May for a second.

[aaron9099]

"You shoot them in the face"

JC can be hilarious, even if he is a bit of a twat.

[kingdomofheaven666]

The sound of Stephen laughing in despair is adorable!

[MrThezho]

"Whats this for?"

"It's not four, it's three!"

Bloody brilliant

[e7l13]

Americans need to learn not to say "period" to prove a point on british tv shows.........

It doesnt mean what you think it does over here.......

[ThoriaBladecadas]

To be honest, the whole scene from 6:06 onwards should be counted amongst the greatest moments in the ENTIRE of QI period.

[Msd74l]

@ThoriaBladecadas My apologies for enjoying the series then.

[ThoriaBladecadas]

@Msd74l Eh? I've enjoyed other moments apart from this, just saying if I had to make a top ten list of the greatest QI moments then that one would be up there in the top 5 at least.

[Msd74l]

@ThoriaBladecadas Yeah i just meant it would be hard there's so many cracking moments in a very long series.

[ThoriaBladecadas]

@Msd74l Agreed! Would be a challenge making a top ten list for QI must be said.

[Msd74l]

Love qi this is brill thank you!

[LFC643216]

Best video on youtube.

End of.

[toolworks]

Jesus that last one had me in stitches!

[toolworks]

wtf was that simultaneous "polar bwears"? How was that orchastrated.

[kefka3]

I still think the akropolis bit was the single funniest part of the entire show

[MissPezzalicious]

Rock on Qi, that was the most laughing I've done in 8 minutes and 59 seconds. I literally am gasping for breath after that. This is what we want to see on British television!

[JDPuniQue]

I've got to be honest, after all that I'm still left disappointed there's no double batman!

[EurofighterVsRaptor]

@JDPuniQue I feel the same about the Flight of the Conchords =P

[kanakaken]

I think Stephen actually made a mistake here, not that I blame him if he did, under the circumstances. When he finally did say, 'what they say', in a fit of laughter he said, "There are no straight lines". I think he meant, 'There are no parallel lines'. But then who cares? It was just too funny.

[JustTheGman]

A great show with one of my fave presenters.

[MrBloopyGoopyGoopy]

how do people hate Jeremy Clarkson, he's amazing

[Ostermhan]

240p, so we meet again!

[knitterfnitter]

I miss NickFromFulham. Love you my friend. RIP.

Thanks for the many, many hours of entertainment you gave us all.

[knitterfnitter]

@knitterfnitter

Search "NickFromFulhamAgain" for more QI and other British entertaintment in good quality!

Rock on!

[CrissCross407]

I love stephen and QI, so I was sooo surprised and happy to see him in the new sherlock holmes movie I was dragged to see...but I was not ready to see him nekkid! *shocked and more than slightly aroused*

[Bioniclejab]

God, I wish we had this in America.

I f***ing love QI! :D

It's the -best- show ever.

We need a bit more of Fry in America.

But stupid copyright doesn't let us :(

[ChillyPenguinXD]

2.16 hilairious

7.00 what sort of laugh is that

[Inlelendri]

@ChillyPenguinXD A mix of a laugh and a cry of despair? XD

[icarus313]

They saaaay on the acropolis where the Parthenon iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss!

XD Ahahaaha this is so absurdly brilliant!

[Monosaccaride]

"What do they say what do they say!?"

XD havent laughed that effin hard in a long time =)))

i got the sweet stomach cramps XDDD

[chillincellist]

My fault for watching this at work where I can't laugh, but OMG!!!!!! The bit at the end about the acropolis, I started crying!!! Best show I have ever seen, hands down. I wish this would be on TV in the United States! I'd much rather watch this than the crap we've got on "prime time" TV!

[gyqz]

This is so genius!! Better than any Dutch show EVER made!!

[candleflamekacie]

Stephen: (laughing) "Can I write it down?"

I have watched this at least 20 times and I just can't stop laughing! Love it!

[klbearsfan125]

OMG BATMAN!!!!

[yudyyou]

Oh those boys are having a jolly old time at the Acropolis.....I have seen this so many times and Im in hysterics every time.......Bravo

[Powerman3772]

They made Stephen cry! :(

[DulshanK]

fight fight fight fight!

[LihAniaih]

For the Brian Blessed poo story look up "Brian Blessed Have I got News for You." The way he tells it is hysterical!

[blazerrips91]

XD love the outfits

[sadlybadlyy4]

the way Jimmy looks at that guy at the first is hilarious.

[Omgosh120]

i love rob brydon XD

[PeterKleine3]

Jacket and long hair = Stephen Fry hates Nurburgring!!

[smallrossy]

stephen fry in blackadder <3

[thebodiescannotveto]

33 people don't think Stephen Fry looks like James May.

[Resimaster]

Clarkson thinks a polar bear is the ugliest animal hes ever seen? He clearly hasnt looked in the mirror recently then.

[believeinitshona]

Wow I actually got excited that Flight of the Conchords was on next then realised I was on Youtube. Do'h!

[GraphiteGum]

1:58 James May was hosting?.....

[SophieBrownie95]

@GraphiteGum I thought he looked like James May too then but nope it's just stephen with long hair :')

[ThePixiey]

@GraphiteGum Oh my god, yes! :D

[eqsmooth]

I swear to God, for a minute there, I thought Jo Brand was Eddie Izzard. I'm not kidding.

[xkatxxz]

POLA BWEARS?!

[jkh2004]

@xkatxxz Shoot it in the face.

[killingheroes]

Only a country as depressing as England could give birth to such comic geniuses. Love it!

[TechnologyUnravelled]

This has to be one of the best shows EVAR.

[pickednads6]

I am a straight man, but I love Jeremy Clarkson.

[pdlbean]

"They're the ugliest animals I've ever seen." Stephen: *adorable pout* "Polar bears?!" GET CUTER. I DARE YOU.

[lytrigian]

3:20 -- Brian Blessed tells that story MUCH better himself. You can see it in his HIGNFY episode, which is somewhere around here.

[MightyMouse350]

ohhh my sides hurt! laughing so hard

[krownedskate]

Polar beyahrs?

[allamericandude15]

I just discovered QI today, and now I'm kicking myself in the ass for not watching it sooner.

[KernowWarrior]

@allamericandude15 Lucky you, you have loads of pleasure to catch up on!

[aimeefran]

Don't eat whilst watching this. You will inhale food! :) Hilarious!!

[ShangoRaiden]

amillionmonkeys.blog.com aren't you curious?

[Em1qaz]

Stephen King for Santa Claus

[Selinor578]

Why does Fry laugh so much at the drivel that comes out of Johnny Vegas's mouth. He looks like he's making an extra effort to laugh when Vegas goes into one of his rants.

[arjumand]

@Selinor578 Lol, I love you. When I clicked on the vid and was confronted by this drooling asshole, I was going to post "JFC, trigger warning for Johnny Vegas, STAT!"

And then the vid cut off the best bit about the museum of ancient erotica or whatever, Alan Davies' "NO LAUGHINK!"

At least there's the whole of the Acropolis masterpiece (what do they say, what do they say?).

[Lolznator]

1:56 Omg it's James May.

[WhodYanickabolokov]

@Lolznator that's exactly what i thought!

[kaskvard]

240p we meet again.

[Wraithldr13]

Why oh why can't we have shows like this in the US???

[TeeGeeFan]

absolutely brilliant! :D

[TheGibballo]

After watching so much QI, I've concluded that I know absolutely nothing.

[Diazreta]

'OhhHhoo dear mee Ohhh....What a shit head' LOL

[superhamzah85]

I was waiting for the bit where everyone says he looks like James May, thinking..naah...then first image, WTF IT IS JAMES MAY!

[pamew]

Is it just me or does Stephen look a lot like James May when Dressed as Oscar Wilde?

[iloatheyummymummys]

@pamew Good grief, I never noticed before and I'm a longtime fan of QI XD

[GooseberryMk3]

Anyone else think that at 2:12 Stephen looks like James May?

[supersquats]

Anyone know what the tune is called on the qi advert thats on at the moment? Its bugging me

[Proupin]

I will never understand British accent. FUCK!

[DoveAlexa]

@Proupin Yeah I know what you mean, and I am MOVING there soon... Luckily I can understand my husband and he can translate for me. Lol! Though everyone can understand *me*!

[twentytwoandeight]

i think johhny vegas ruins qi sometimes he goes a little too far

[gianniliani]

sono Gianni Liani e sono stato morso e massacrato dai carabinieri di Chieti scalo abruzzo

[DrMazgaN]

any1 knows where to find qi episodes for DL/just watching like here, but WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES?

english isnt my native language so its hard to get some of the slang and jokes there =( and youtube's subs from sound system sucks...

plz help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED MY QI DOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fromoxfordwithluv]

@DrMazgaN why dont you not use the english youtube then

[DrMazgaN]

@fromoxfordwithluv

what are u talking about ?

[agnesdeque]

@DrMazgaN And french subtitles too !!!

[sootyferrari65]

Steven looks like James May when he has long hair

[justabloke1]

@sootyferrari65 - he also looks like The Stig when he wears a white racing helmet.

[mrhenk007]

@sootyferrari65 Alan too

[DizzyBoost]

@sootyferrari65 would u like to insult James May further ;)

[JustTheGman]

@DizzyBoost James May is a jolly decent chap.

[Ub3rSk1llz]

1:48 lmfao what the fuck is sean wearing hahahahahaahha

[dilstar]

What episode is the train from?

[TheTraveller83]

@dilstar season 5 episode 1 Engineering

[mercycollege123]

"it's not four, it's three" made me laugh sooo much

[SirrSnowman]

Jo Brand is, without doubt, one of the ugliest "people" i've ever seen, and she isn't funny enough to deserve her status as a comedian.

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

(1:55) It's amazing how much Stephen Fry can look like James May by wearing a wig...

[dnikhilrao]

Bloody hell Stephen... this better be Good.

[petecabrina]

OMG 6:05 - 8:00 I have not been brought to tears from laughter like that in a long time.

[PiecesOfRainbow7]

We do NOT speak like that in Massachusetts, we speak like proper humans!

[freekicking85]

@PiecesOfRainbow7 Stephen actually says they don't speak like that in Mass. Just that he moved to a posh part of london which gave him the strange accent.

[azdgariarada]

They say of the acropolis, where the parthenon is...

[TheKezz25]

I keep finding myself using info from Q.I in conversation and starting sentences with "do u want to hear an interesting fact". love Q.I but think i need to take a break from it for a while

[valtyr89]

Shoot it in the face!

[WebCamCartmell]

omfg, i was laughing so fucking hard <3

[Elisepalmtree]

"I can't breathe, my tummy hurts."

[TaylerIsAComedyFan]

I love the whole vid, but the end where Alan says "Whateverrr!" almost killed me.

[spiritfired]

The last part where the panel was so naughty made me laugh until I wheezed!!!!

[kitzlaihel]

who's Brian soule (sp)?

[crapatev]

@kitzlaihel Brian Sewell - extremely posh and camp art critic

[lalalalavalamp]

Stephen makes me sad that i am straight

[AtheistAnonym]

@lalalalavalamp

that doesn't even make sense.

[spacecowboy5000]

@AtheistAnonym Roundabout way of saying he would be gay for Mr. Frye. Perhaps in an Ancient Greek way.

[AtheistAnonym]

@spacecowboy5000

He's basically confessing he's a bisexual and then asserting that he's straight.

[yajo891]

@lalalalavalamp he's gay?

[BrendanStuart]

@yajo891 yes, and you neednt ask. wikipedia shouldve been the first thing to your mind

[yajo891]

@BrendanStuart sorry for asking -.- i didn't expect to find what his sexuallity is on wiki

[akirren]

Who's American accent are they talking about in the Christmas bit around 2:00? I didn't catch the name.

[rsgeorge777]

@akirren loyd grossman

[MrBuch169169]

DOUBLE-BATMAN?! What kind of televisual golden age was this, an where the hell was I?

[kersika1]

@MrBuch169169 Watching Three's Company or Two And A Half Men or I dunno, don't watch T V...maybe would be watching it if programs like QI came on...alas!

[AExpression]

Shoot it in the face XD

[toxictesters]

1:15 xD

[supermanlypunch]

What the holy fuck were they talking about in that first bit?

[godthemachine99]

@supermanlypunch The first bit's topic of discussion was that human males' breast lactate taste of meat.

[supermanlypunch]

@godthemachine99 Ahh, well, it probably would've worked better had more of the disscussion had been included to give the sentence "I'll lie awake at night fearing that I'm lactating poison." a bit of context, cause coming from Johnny Vegas a sentence like that needs as much context as humanly possible.

[luderudecrude]

they all need to come to the U.S. and revive this show

[jamesrt2004]

@luderudecrude new series are all the time

[brewerbrian420]

As an American I hate the fact that I have never seen this show before until today. I haven't stopped laughing for like 8 videos. Steven Fry kicks ass. I am afraid I dont know who some of the guests of the show are. I knew Jeremy Clarkson and Jimmie Carr but the others I do not know.(with the exception of Stephen Fry of course) But never the less I love this show and wish it was shown in the states. Thanks, and keep them coming.

[luclfersangel616]

31 people don't say at the Acropolis where the Parthenon is. . .

[DulBeat]

DOUBLE BATMAN!!!!!

[cro508]

this is my first time watching this show and i think it is gold! so funny xD

[dogwalkanimations]

Is it just me or does stephen look like a rather chubby James May at 2:00-2:20

[IrvsZazza]

Ah, got to love Jeremy Clarkson. His intelligent and witty resolution to Polar Bears

[Metatality]

6:50 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

[RoaccVideos]

They say of the Acropolis where the Parthelon is...

[marshmalows88]

stephen looks like james may in this :D

[TenderHistoryInRust]

great stuff, vegas is a fucking moron though

[NeoWolf07]

@TenderHistoryInRust agreed

[mythunderstanding]

"they say at the Acropolis where the Parthenon is that there are no straight lines" I Googled it

[LithAmoniel]

Ok, so does anyone else think that Stephen Fry looks shockingly like James May when he's wearing his Christmas wig?

[TheSpankymonkey]

@LithAmoniel - I think you only see what you want to see, do you have a little twinkle in your eye for Captain Slow? eh? eh? Nudge nudge, wink wink. Say no more, say no more.

[LithAmoniel]

@TheSpankymonkey I will reserve my right not to answer such questions.... *shifty eyes*

[AngelH91]

@LithAmoniel YES!! I thought the exact same thing lol

[wenom12345]

this show is awesome, why dont we in sweden have these kinds of tv shows!!!!

[greenspan331]

stephen is one of the nicest people on the tube

[MySuperNan]

@greenspan331 That,s such a lovely thing to say about Stephen Fry.

[rafflecupter]

They say at the acropolis where the Parthenon is...

[finehomemadewine]

in the "Polar bears?!" bit - I am sorry but they both, Alan as Stephen, sound gay. Cute. Oh I know he is just a vegetarian.

[CROMERCRABO1]

tents in outer space ?

[lagoondiver]

The story about the turd on Mount Everest is also somewhere on Youtube told by Brian Blessed when he was a host for Have I Got News For You though he says it landed on the guy's shoulder :D I cried with laughter when I saw that clip

[Unwarranted]

I love it when Fry says 'My tummy hurts...'. XD

[TheLg1989]

Qi is the shit love it

[karoolta]

johnny vegas is the most un-funny, annoying comedian.

[kp100591]

:what's this for?

:it's not 4, it's 3.

LOOOL

[LLOYD19851012]

Jerry Springer is British, He move to 'America' when he was 2

[xxox2]

"bloody hell stephen, this better be good." stephen: *breaks down in tears*

[reubenchiffi]

Who would dislike this? Seriously, who are you? I'll come pay you a visit.

[achefefreitas]

listen, I'm from Brazil and I'd like to know where can I download this show, it's really nice! I loved it!

[Sboy200]

@achefefreitas it think is show be on bbc.co.uk/iplayer/ :D but only for a week after going on air

[DKDamilos]

This show is so freaking good it's a pity they don't broadcast it here. :(

[pacmandem]

@DKDamilos It doesn't matter owing to the marvel that is the interwebs :) Just as it doesn't matter that Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones, V, Parks & Recreation and Modern Family aren't broadcasted over here :)

[Saberhagen19243]

"Bloody Hell Stephen, this better be good..."

[sargend]

This is why QI is obligatory viewing. British humour at it's very best. It's rare I laugh out loud at TV but this show has me in fits and this clip is one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. Stephen FRY is such a wit and so knowledgeable. It's a gem

[yudyyou]

Gilbert & Sullivan would of killed for this ......"Acropolis and Parthenon is.....te dum te da ...te dum te da....

[Diazreta]

Hahah Stephen Fry ''Polar bearss??'' aww haha his face

[TrollReborn]

Why is a double batman cartoon showing at 11:35pm?

[smilekatysmile]

omg his hair!

[FortheHorde1546]

Get it my belllaaay!

[MrBoboFace]

I love Stephen Fry. He's such a sweet guy. It's delightful the way he assuages poor Johnny of his fears of his poisonous meaty sirloin man-titties.

[wildvenisson]

My favourite part is still where you hear stephen say "My tummy hurts" XD

[cmouat10]

in the clip where they are dressed up it just looks like stephen fry has dressed up as james may from top gear...interesting

[missyme144]

They should make a qi musical :P

[benzchic909]

Best show on earth? Yes.

[HomegirlOfJezu]

Had to agree with Stephen - I couldn't breathe either!

[HomegirlOfJezu]

STEPHEN: "POLAR BEARS?!"

This actually made me clap my hands like a little girl and make a little heart in the air. Sephen Fry, I love you!