Marlin Jumps in a Boat to Kill a Skinny Man

[PAPIZ0]

He didn't die loll it didn't even hit him

[blazterreck]

the film quality remides me of tetris

[Treylennon0407]

So did you use Casio calculator or a Texas instruments calculator to film this?

[davcwebb]

@Treylennon0407, If I recall, it may have been a ham sandwich floating in the cooler. Looks like it, eh?

[MAADMO]

I used to catch 1000lb marlin all day long, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

[HamsBaby]

may i ask what type of ham sandwich you filmed this with?

[Koy18]

Haha that was funny..... Get it out of my ship!!

[SsCxGAMiNG]

1080p

720p

480p

360p

240p

Minecraft

This Video.

[superdave31]

yeh get it out and risk getting stabbed - idiot captain or whoever

[1RiskyRich]

gotta love those ne HD video recorders

[soccerskills9345]

If I had a dollar for how many pixels this video had, I'd have a dollar.

[bewes72]

Get out of my boat!!! ARSE WIPE.

[jack55367]

Wanker Yanks. Go the fish!

[Timbowne84]

Wank video

[billster2321]

Get it out of my damn boat

[akosh777]

"open the door" yeah, I can see the marlin looking for the door...

[Steph6n]

commercial?

[reinadegrillos]

My uncle used to go and catch this kind of fish. never had an accident.

[ronnieway1]

I saw one eat a rockin' chair once!

[ClanNadeME]

240p we meet again

[buzzbox2nd]

pigs

[SkidinDingo]

@buzzbox2nd where?

[SouthernCross33]

BAHAHAHA captain "get the damn fish outta mah boat" yeah mate no worries, how about you coming over and showing me just exactly how you are gonna do that. Also about the clips title, do you think if there was a steroid meathead all puffed up on the boat instead of the skinny guy the marlin would've thought twice about jumping into the boat?

[QuinnyyMini]

Haha, wtf, its laughable the way he goes fishing for marlin, reels in a marlin (which is renound for jumping out of the water) and then yells at it like its the fish's fault. How ignorant.

[Bst123BlackOps]

Which pixel is the marlin?

[SouthernCross33]

@Bst123BlackOps hahaha "which pixel is the marlin" hahaha nearly sprayed my coffee onto the computer

[Bst123BlackOps]

@SouthernCross33 lol

[Brandonisrad18]

@Bst123BlackOps LMAO!

[smv1013]

Ahhh 1080p the best in hd.

[LaQuiguaVideo]

great video in ULH (ultra low definition)

[massakr]

@LaQuiguaVideo epic fail dude

[rhcp4565]

let the fucking fish swim and live his life why do humans always gotta kill shit?!?!?!

[yasinpatel12345]

Fin Slap!...... 80 damage

[MrVorudo]

wow.. they got their asses kicked by a fish..

[d0meplz]

Press 6 for the best part! LOL

[MrDazza225]

Lol mark henry jus squashed sin cara hahahaha

[MrGb4ever]

This is why fish like that should not be landed any earlier than they`re supposed to.

[beardedswine]

hahaha i hope they were all impaled

[lumydorel]

489785434875348-53234

[IWasBornEpic]

240p... we meet again... O.e

[robyrizzo84]

What pixel was the marlin?

[TmouniTidio]

@robyrizzo84 aehehheahea heahaehaeheaheaheahaheh

[Bst123BlackOps]

@robyrizzo84 copier i got 73 likes for that,

:(

[giorgos11235]

0:18 epic sound effect!!

[gypana]

hahah the dude tags the fish , the fish jumps onboard and tags the dude back

[kaikashi123]

@sammy00fail noob

[needmydatsun]

i love these 1pixel videos where you cant read half the text

[donyunger]

Too bad far the man, family friends, just a dangerous occupation. Not like the marlin walked shore looking for a trophy human to kill.

[STERENR]

Get that fish outta my God Damm BOAT! LMAOOO that was amazing.

[MrRashed1234]

LOL PRESS 6 FOR BITCH SLAP

[MegaDeathwarrant]

lawl get that dam fish out of my boat

[ulli0402]

i keep pressing 6 for some reason :s

[ElfenLiedPhsycoFan]

Hahahahaha!!! That was awesome XD Funny, but also shows how dangerous fishing can be! Makes me feel better about the thing I love to do =P

[carlitosomer]

MADAFAKAA



[nosnhoj99]

what model of potato was this filmed with?

[Tote1883gas]

@nosnhoj99 lol

[mobatheseeker]

in case u didnt notice the fish bitch slapped the guy with no shirt at 0:18 in the butt XD i loled so hard !

[j3ff86]

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[AllenStaffordStudios]

I Love the captain screaming :P

And Did the Marlin Slap The fisherman In 0:17

Ouch gotta leave a mark!

[baker70romeo]

that is the best title! HAHHAHAHA "to kill a skinny man"

[64sery]

Starbird! Starbird! Quak Quak Quak!

wtf. can someon translate this fisherman language to normal peaople talk?

[911wuzjews]

@64sery It's starBOARD, which means the RIGHT side of the vessel when facing forward. PORT is left, STARBOARD is RIGHT.

[chipleader14]

@64sery

he said starboard, starboard, quick quick quick. starboard is the right side of a boat, used by anyone who owns or works on a boat. not just fisherman. by saying quick, he wants them to move quick.

[Madbaby169]

bank

[LeftArmFast]

@Nostromo951

you answered your own question douchebag

[TeamLibertyExpress]

Wankers.

[SALTYWOOFHOUND]

@gokumastergundam523 Unmatchable...I am totally out teched !!

[FuckenTuna]

But the skinny guy got no meat

[barnyardTERROR]

they reeled that fish in way too quick, they shouldve let it swim all its energy out... oh man that dude got bitch slapped by that marlin

[mannic55]

@barnyardTERROR

ya but i guess Buck Fever exists for fish as well :) nice friggen fish though.

[jtbeaster]

Yea same here my first offshore fish 200 pound sword fish

[zZLeGiTxSpItZz]

ive caught many sorts of fish like marlins and swordfish and im only 12. and i live in new york. yet its fun to go to florida on a boat and go in the ocean bc there r betta fish in florida than ney york.... well in length wise

[MrSchram]

Ahh,240p,we meet again

[SpearManics]

I thought they wanted a marlin...

[ultrazeen380]

really starboard what a try hard who really couldent notice that fish

[TheMynameischuck]

YES! I didnt get rick roll'D!

[dvdesign11]

REEL ACTION HERE!!!! -1100 Pound Black Marlin - Formula 1 Game Fishing - Epic.

[MalibuLimo]

Ha ha ha

That's awesome

I'm laughing so hard

The dude yelling " get it out " is the best part

[MrElmeromero2009]

get the fish of my boat. then why are u fishing crazy fisherman

[spudchucker9000]

@RammaJamma22A that's because it was filmed by a toaster

[RammaJamma22A]

this video looks like an unsolved rubiks cube

[Benn0912]

ah the good 400 pounder diving to turn the tables around how long did that shiner take ease up after he wacked ya job boys thats fucking gnarly

[ZeroHeroEdwardElric]

They all sound like they're watching football.

[dsxcleb2nv]

STARBOARD STARBOARD for a second i thought i was watchng pirates of the caribean =P

[leolove14]

@ yes333yes and @ kenfo0 you are both losers for having fights on YouTube. No one wants to hear it, keep it all in the inbox!!!

[faithb0y123]

a tragedy. smh

[junglemonkey2468]

FAKE!!!! thats clearly a man in a fishsuit.

[Rawchi99]

hhhh nice slap 

[TheREALbpk]

Get the fish out my got damm boat hahahahah

[FuckenTuna]

Kinda weak... Didn't fight it enough..

[yes333yes]

The screaming Captain is Hilarious! "Get the fish outta my god damn boat!" like it's a black guy walking into his local pool hall in the 50's

[JokerActual]

@yes333yes well it WAS a Black Marlin

[LittleMurkk]

Morse coad... press 4.

[theTNoutdoorsman98]

was this recorded with a potato

[mbpatelss4]

like the marlon had been cordually invited to a fishing trip and had showed up drunk ruining the evening 4 the whole crew.... and the captain shouted "get that fish off my boat, get it outa here" lmfao

did u c da guy get a face full of fish tail at 0:18 lmfao super hilarious

[bikkembergz]

Keep pressen 7 to laugh fking hard xD

[thespearfisher131]

Im gonna find that fish and shoot it with my speargun then slap it in the face

[MrAIRBUSBOY]

poor fish

[baltiza12345]

what a dumbass..

[wildrunner68]

yikes - that looked painful! You should submit it to a contest like Mercury Films, at least you could win a prize for your pain.

[ThomasProduction1]

Ahh ah the dor was closed

[lolinelpolloloco]

lol press 5

HO *** HO ***

[Jdogg5272]

hahahaha bitch slap dumbass

[dancepanty]

bitchslap

[JtheLioness]

LOL @ the guy getting smacked by the fish

LMAO@ the boat captain "Get it out! Get it out! Get that fish out my gotdamn boat!"

[MrToshTogo]

That is a boat captain I would never use again. I would have kept that fish and fought anyone trying to throw it overboard. A few dings in the charter boat is a price of doing business, in my opinion.

[xiKoSapinoyAC3]

@0:18 FALCON KICK LOL

[theafrodude22]

did they go fishing in the ocean with a canoe ?

[Freestaila13]

"Get this fish out of my fucking boat!!!!" xDDD

[theafrodude22]

@Freestaila13 lmao, get that fish out my boat is classic! only reason i like this video because he said that!!! Go fishing, sit all day waiting around for a fish, get one on the line, get all excited, pull it on board and get pissed off and toss it back.

[Freestaila13]

@theafrodude22 yeah i thought the same xDD

[GradyWhite2007]

I hate when that happens. Best thing to do is get out for a few minutes.

[geowar42]

@GradyWhite2007 where!? pop down to the ocean floor for a bit til everythings calmed down!?

[Roachenator]

im glad i never went fishing with those freaked out girls....jesus!

[moonomatic]

@CallAnAmberLampsLOL1 No I think he used a shoe.

[RAWRCookyMonstr]

thats what that man gets for cheating on that fish's girlfriend!

[tacticalmarkman2]

@CHSknox22 depends what fish it is

[FCValle]

now thats one beautiful fish.

[TheCaptbob1]

These guys are a bunch of ASSHOLES!!!! Listen to the boat owner yell like a little girl "get this fish out of my boat, NOW" wo wo wo. Jerk off!

[alucard123death]

This was recorded with a potatoe and some water.

[trurevo]

Kinda weak... Didn't fight it enough...

[junkrat1]

@n8mario ur abit slow off the mark arnt you?

[gogetassj4isawsome]

IM ON A BOAT!!

[rhcp4565]

that's what happens when you try to capture the fish and keep it. Why not just admire the catch, and release him? A fish is not a fish if it is not swimming.

[EdDyWuu]

0:18

Fin slap bitch!

[spamstoper3]

wow

[leevwe]

fucking evil bastards,leave the fish in the ocean thats where they belong,i hope 1 day the guys on that boat come face to face with a shark,

[hayden12w3]

We're gonna need a bigger boat....

[KINEMORTOPHOBI4]

CO ZA ASY

[gigas81]

The animals are fed up with our antics. They are fighting back. And most of the time they win as you can see from this video. haha!

[ryanclesi]

LOFL

[fcdrre1]

GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! GET THAT FISH OUT OF MY GOD DAMN BOAT! LOL

[menacevang209]

LMAO... that dude got bitch slap pretty good!

[gutturtle]

@menacevang209 ---I hear ya! However, I watched "More Tips From the Fishing Boat"---now that's a 'Fisherman's Film' !!!

[strohhutmax]

yeahh... serves him right..... im a bit sad that the poor marlin didnt hit him....

[colbtron]

get that damn fish outtta my boat......lol

[wrbowcal]

A little too much fight left in that fish to be that close to the boat.That's what happens when you horse them in.OPEN THE DOOR! LET LET IT IN THE CABIN! LOL They all dispatched the monster on the boat with switch blades in under an hour.

[HuskerFishing]

lol i love how he's screaming get it out of my god damn boat, when they're fishing, and bringing fish in.

[lorddragongo]

umm just some advice..... KEEP A GUN ON UR BOAT.... or maybe something to quikly put that fish to sleep.... like a elephant trank dart XD. but seriously.... that was a beautiful fish.. ive seen one almost twice the size get caught here in hawaii...

[jimmyshitbags]

@lorddragongo hahaha a gun really? wouldnt that put holes in the boat

[iloveboobies201]

thats bull shite



[vwbusssesareforever]

lmao! Never thought I'd hear someone say get that damn fish outta my boat

[HuskerFishing]

@vwbusssesareforever Thats what I said, first time i've ever heard that on a fishing trip...ever. Migt be the only time in history.

[vwbusssesareforever]

@HuskerFishing yeah,lol

[TheCleetz]

4000 pounds? i really doubt that

[junpeif80]

"oh what a beauty!!"

few seconds later,

"get the fish out of my god damn boat!!"

[smivv02]

keep pressing 6 if you want to see the fisherman getting owned.... haha

[DahVidKid]

@smivv02 awesome

[Vidmary777]

@smivv02  NICE!!!

[101poorly]

@smivv02 XD

[hefnerweizen]

Grab a 9MM and don't shoot a hole in the boat!

[84428064]

lol

[MdxIxbM]

@albakerens ..the fuck??

[MdxIxbM]

I hope the humans were slapped overboard

[python3124]

the only thing i could watch was that 700$ fishingpole go overboard.

[colouredbills]

@python3124 lmaaaaooo @ fishing pole.

[estrellanocka]

Poor fish,kill the humans

[aljammck]

did he say "get that fish out of my fucking asshole?"

[aaroniuss12345]

@aljammck lmao yea i didnt notice that at first XD

[bakkus1985]

atleast they gave the fish a fair fight :)

[sailsantana]

it's called tag and release

[CavalerVlah]

Open the door? what friggin door? and for what? ahhhh, they gonna leg it down below!!! Damn!!! LOLZ

[gjeannine]

@CavalerVlah the door in the back of any charter boat

[CavalerVlah]

@gjeannine ty jeannine but why they're yellin to open the door? r they gonna run down below and wait for the fish to die? that's gross if they do that.

[acabea]

Yes, you might have played him a bit longer.

[osprey02]

Shoulda played him a little longer ,ya think??That really peed it off when you hit him with that tag stick

[lisolangka]

hahaha open the do0r!!

[2104power]

痛いな(；´∀｀)