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  • everything happens in America

  • Stop the Harvest...

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  • Hey harold, I fucked your wife, Harold. I fucked her real good. i got her wet in ways that you never could

    *harold pulls out gun*

    Oh harold, i didn't think you had the balls, harold

  • And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; Revelation 6:15

  • Thumbs up if you are watching in 2012.

  • Who will rebuild dumbass lol

  • aw the best part will be when there is no need to go to work. just think about it. and if you die who knows whats lies beyond and after death. noone has returned from the dead yet.

  • IF THIS IS TRUE ITS BECAUSE WE PUT IT ON OUR SELVES

  • 1. The solar flare that they are panicking about has already come and gone and with me sitting here typing this is proof that we are just fine.

    2. I was laughing in physics class when my teacher made the comment "Well maybe the mayans just ran out of stone?"

    3. This sounds so staged to from the way they are talking too, so that's a give away.

    4. Why is this mostly about the government when they were not around during the mayan days? Everything he just said confused me greatly.

  • @AkatsukiXNoXYuko The Mayan calender ending on 21December 2012 isn't the impressive fact about the calender lol. The impressive thing about the Mayans is that they knew exactly where all the planets were and the difference in scale, mapped the stars like modern science has, without telescopes. Then a silly amount of years later people are finding planets that an ancient civilization already knew of. And left the knowledge in stone. Lasts.. And...They weren't the only ones..

  • thats why they closed nasa!

  • this stuff really makes u think...it interests me

  • I can't wait until nothing happens in december. It will be just like Y2K. HILARIOUS

  • I cannot take that ponytail seriously lmao

  • @Hunterswag777

    Neither can i,  -your Nigger face *lols.'

  • @Hunterswag777 hahaha

  • jesse for president

  • iam alive nigga

  • lol this show makes so much money xD

  • Conspiracy theorists are so stupid. Solar flares peak every eleven years and have so since the sun's existence..and what the hell will the elite do when there's nothing left...money won't matter at that point..so stupid

  • @hellinas8 Scientists suggests that there are cosmic events occurring which has not happened for a very very long time thus creating a much stronger solar extreme compared to the scheduled solar extreme happening every eleven years. And "what will the elite do?". Survive, does it really need a more advanced answer than that? It is a basic instinct of everything that lives.

  • i wonder if americans know just how stupid we think they are. minnesota elected this guy as governor? seriousa? the guy isn't even a real SEAL.

  • Is this show on dvd yet? i missed so many of them

  • In Dec22 2012 yall duh

  • i kinda take scientists theory on 2012. if it dosnt happen directly in 2012, then it will within 3 years. our polar ice caps are nearlly gone lol my moms 50 and ice caps the size of mnt everest have melted, just in her life span. thats alotta water rising our way for the futer

  • Its 2012.. so what?

  • Alan this is bullshit

  • Eat shit

  • Did this show get cancelled? I haven't seen it in awhile.

  • this guy should do an episode on the DUMBEST conspiracy ever! CONSPIRACY THEORIES!

  • @Gooseman2k2 Are you faggots trolling conspiracy theories videos?

  • maybe the mayans ran out of space on the calender

  • Soooo was the movie based on this conspiracy?...

  • So Scientists know how to predict solar flares? From what? How? That's like predicting when or how you'll get aids. Underground bases have been built for a long time! For reasons such as tests, and of course to save human life.

  • 240p we meet again..

  • Predicting solar flares? oh yeah...thats believable. 

  • The myans just got bired and stopped at 2012

  • Let's pore gasoline down there air duct's. >:)

  • Well it's December 2nd 2011 today...So I guess we will find out soon what's going to happen.

  • dont vote for sarah palin the trigger happy bitch will end the world

  • The world ain't gonna end in 2012.....remember, it was supposed to end earlier this year, but nothing happened? Absolutely nothing, that's what's gonna happen. But the bunker parts are true.

  • fucking bullshit 6 minutes to say one thing.

  • The planet is terminal and it will get rid of the infestation, us. The wealthy want to get rid of about five billion of us to try and save their own ass, sorry but that will not help, we out number them and what will get us will also kill them. Big changes are going on with the planet even the other planets are getting warmer. One way or another it is going to be one hell of a show, LOL

  • The resurrection was for proof that death is a illusion.

  • Action is better than hope or false hope

  • well theres 7 billion of us now, how many more can the world handle, dont we cull animal herds that get too large , well 2 billion of us are starving right now

  • KILLUMINATI.! <3

  • all of you who do say bad things about the lord you will see when he comes. you dont have to believe us thats between you n god. i pray god has mercy on all of u.

  • @godzchild1991 It would be a lot easier to believe you if you actually gave enough shits to spell out the word "you".

    Thnx 4 da prayer tho.

  • Oh boo hoo, half the country losing power. This guy (not jesse ventura) is an idiot. He has no idea what he is talking about

  • my girlfriend have birthday on 21.12....shit.

  • there has been political unrest for centuries

  • I wonder why his show isn't on air anymore?hhmmm...ILLUMINATI !!

  • I'm now at a weird section of Youtube where conspiracy theorists troll and thrive.

  • Lol this is such BS reminds me of the movie 2012

  • This Is What The Elite Don't Know About The Wrath Of God & There Bunkers.

    Revelation 6:16

    New King James Version (NKJV)

    16 and said to the mountains and rocks, “Fall on us and hide us from the face of Him who sits on the throne and from the wrath of the Lamb!

  • OK...the guy who you keep arguing with was fired. Can you pick-a-fight with someone else. Many thx....

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  • anything to make money

  • this is so acted out

  • I tend to belive the accurate annalysis of jesse and his team after all da research dats been done as the great prophecies of Nostradamus has predicted similar catascrophic disasters or plagues to occur and he has predicted alot of quatrains that have occured in history years after he has died but nothing has been said about how it would occur to or affect da rest of da world?

  • Hmmmm something is being withheld from us though, but only GOD knows wen we r gonna b done

  • its hard to believe when they talk like it scripted../ oh righttt i get it hahahahah

  • The media loves to overstate and amp up hype and fear about anything. remember that year that staph infection was going to kill us all? well ladi fucking da I'm still alive. Remember Y2K? yep were all still alive. on December 26 we are no more likely to see the end of the world then we are today. Don't bother wasting money on this phony conspiracy if the world really ends no underground bunker with a 6 month food supply will save you.

  • @forumfighter18 u cant catagorise jesse and everyone who asked the questions as media they investigate shit dat the mainstream media dont want society to know about as is proven throughout history cause if the half of society that has and always will fall 4 their bullshit caught these fuckin greedy wealthy muthafuckas on camera for proof the western world would fight 4against against theyre government like alot of other countries eg whats has been happening in the middle east for years

  • @forumfighter18 Dont forget about the 2006 6month 6day, (666) the devil was suppose to come to earth and kill everyone haha..I must say people on 2012 the world there will be a disaster, i believe LOTS of people will believe and bring mass chaos to themselves, not the destruction of the world but they're will be suicide rates going up bc people WILL believe 2012

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  • it will be just like the movie 2012, only people that are wealthy will be able to buy a "ticket" to a bunker, thats already happening since they are building the Vivos shelters and the every-day person cannot afford a spot in the shelters bc the cheapest spots are $9,995 PER person, now who can afford that if you have a family of 5 (on average) and are living on even a Bachelor's degree income? No one.

  • so is this a natural disaster or is it caused by the global elite

  • its funny how as soon as the world is "ending" its because we arent religious....... where in any of these theories is there proof that religion is involved.... suck my fucking dick

  • What will happen is very much tied to what one believes. The feeling/emotional self broadcasts a frequency that creates your magnetics. Then keep this in mind about the underground bases. In the revelation it says that Satan is thrown into a pit for a thousand years. Satan is merely an archetype who has been running things with alot to fear.It's very possible that Satan digs it's own pit... The most important thing is to "fear not."

  • This guy should do an episode about Area 51.

  • @Br4veDave He already did.

  • @Rnastershake link please

  • @Br4veDave what is area 51???

  • @sprung1619 Area 51 is a secret society base kind of like the SGC in Stargate SG 1.

  • @Br4veDave Area51 is the public lure, im quite sure its not a real cover place if it was a hidden place you wouldnt know of it.

  • @Br4veDave The main secret about Area 51, ok of course theres no Aliens, but they are researching secret aircraft, which our country does need. Several contractors died of cancer from burning toxic waste, and the government wouldnt acknowledge their families lawsuits. So really the government also uses the 'secrecy' of Area 51 and other national security bullshit to keep us in the dark and cover their own asses.

  • gee look what happened in Japan recently.......Earthquake /Tsunami!......just a TEST?

  • @jeepers2655 big suprise ooooh japan has nnnnever been hit by a tsunami

  • the mayans didnt predict the end of the world,but that a new age would begin...maybe new world order?

  • It's true but underground want be a safe place if a giant wave hits this is y our country is fucked up now

  • lol i feel sorry for americans u guys r screwed

  • My only thing is, IF there were real then why the hell would the government allow it to be shown on tv. Guys like this end up dead for sticking their nose where it doesn't belong. i wouldn't count on any of this

  • this is sooooooo american!!!!!

  • the more you look, the bigger IT gets

    IT is so big it cannot be brought into perspective by many people. poking holes in one story or another does not matter, because IT will be dismissed if motives are not apparent. motive is not apparent because IT is so big. but once IT is brought into perspective, IT becomes so clear that all of these actions that appear to contradict the motive, actually, all work towards the same motive.

    IT is THE LIE

  • i bet jesse would fucking kick the fuck out of the cop and be all like biaches fuck off lol.

  • yeah the government is spending millions of dollars to prepare for something that they know its not going to happen

  • I can't wait to see every beilever's face of this bull-ish when nothing happens...FRIGGIN IDIOT'S!!!

  • oh god we have one year before the 2012 !!!

    but how i cant blv the mayan because they dont blv in god because they think they are god and we are slaves!!!

    so the quran and the bible didn`t say that the end of the world is 2012 date

    only god knows but may be it will occour tsunamies >>>>>>> and and and = chaos

    who knows

    and sorry for my bad english im an arab

  • hey, jesse's wealthy isn't he? he should say fuck this show, i'mma try and get in on this bunker scheme!

  • NASA clearly answers questions how this will not happen. People are just stupid. "Oh NASA says theres going to be serious issues." Nope. I looked up "Will 2012 happen" I clicked the website nasa.gov and read it.

  • @TheOneWhiteGuy The government have been lying to civilians like you and i for a pretty long time now . If NASA and the government are really saying that 2012 is fake or things are not going to get worse by then, then why the hell are they still building huge underground shelters . Open your eyes people , there are several ways the government can do to block are eyes from seeing what's REALLY happening around the world . Fortunately they're people who have finally did .

  • if the weather cast barely get's the weather right,what makes you think the mayans for sure say the world is gonna end in 2012? --think logically--

  • @moepsp I may be wrong but I don't think the myans said the world would end on 2012, they discovered that 2012 would be the end of a planetary cycle that lasts thousands of years, the end of the old cycle marks the begining of a new. the scientists that decyphered the calender discovered that this event could trigger various catostrophic events such as, pole shift, and extreme or moderate tornadoes, earthquakes, volcanoes and climate changes. now tell me wich events are NOT already happening

  • oh my god, this is such bullshit!

  • @thecocoapebbler

    With all due respect, you obviously have been fed bullshit all your life, open your eyes !!

  • @pimowski2525 listen to yourself.... i think it may be the other way around.

  • @pimowski2525 that exactly what they want you to think

  • thumps up if you view this in 2013 or later...

  • Pause at 5:56, look at his ring. He is apart of the Legion lol. It all makes sense now!

  • stop at 5:56 - 5:57 and look at the symbol at guys ring......

  • @orchoose The Legion of Heros ring? Lol

  • @chivas9110 I dont know what it means i just noticed it...

  • "so don't wait for tomorrow, when you can have your Apocalypse Now" - Smith and Jones - comedy show.. LOL

  • According to George Green, The elitists plan on dropping a hydrogen bomb on Israel and causing a heavy radioactive fallout. This is what the underground bunkers are about. Their plan is to create world war 111 and leave us to our own devices. These traitorous governments are betraying us hoping to get a ticket. Boy have they got a shock coming to them when they find its all been for nothing!

  • @ilovemymum777 I hope they dont drop a hydrogen bomb on israel, The bible says that we will betray god's people and attack israel, when we betray israel then revelations will occur, anyone can correct me if im wrong, But if we go to war with israel, thats a sign..

  • Why does this make me think of Fallout (Copyright Bethesda games)?

    Sing with me!!

    "I don't want to set the world on fireeeee!!!"

  • Fuck the elite -_- ... Elite = Illuminati

  • i hope all you fucking lunatics all gather in one place and a bomb is dropped on you so you can stop holding the rest of the society back

  • @tapmyrocky I hope when the Illuminati show up on your door you fold like the rest of the unprepared sheeple

  • and what the hell are the 'elite' going to do when everyone is gone ?

  • If it's a calendar, it will just start over after 2012...

  • @xKablamx16 Or..not! Muhahahahaha

  • Looks like a mockumentary

  • This is only the beginning of the second coming of Christ prophesied in the Bible. The Bible says that there will be political unrest (Egypt, Libya) and the rise of anti Christ. As a Christian we have nothing to worry about because we will saved when the Lord returns. The earth will go through a tribulation period that is described as mass chaos where no one is safe and then Jesus will bring his kingdom down to earth and start the earth over with all the believers. Thumb up if you agree...

  • @CUTtheNETS AMEN BROTHER

  • @CUTtheNETS its got nothing to do with being a christian specifically.

  • @CUTtheNETS ...the bible says there will be political unrest(Egypt,Libya)....please please please shut the fuck up you silly silly cunt...you speak like this years events has the been the first time in the history of the earth that there has been "political unrest"...fucking wake up you brainwashed idiot

  • @CUTtheNETS Religion is just false hope... But, you go ahead and continue to be a part of the "Sheeple" society...

  • @TheMaxspd well, its better to have false hope than no hope.

  • @CUTtheNETS Read sourate Mariam (Mary) in the Quran. You follow the false teachings of Paul, he isn't God nor he is the son of God, but he is a true prophet and wasn't crucified, God had risen him alive to him, and he will descent, not ressurect, and follow the Quran, the last revelation of God, as each revelation abrogates the anterior one. if you want to know the true story of Issa (his real name), read the chapter of Mariam in the Quran. Peace.

  • @Domna7 If jesus died for our sins, why did he resurrect himself a few days later.

  • @MrCommonsense123 Who told you that he died on the cross ? Where Jesus proclaimed his divinity ? In reality Jesus is a prophet like all the prophets before him, and the one after him, Muhammad, peace be upon him. Dont reject him like Jews rejected Jesus, Peace be upon them ALL. Look for the movie about Muhammad and Islam "The Messenger", you'll like it whether you're a Muslim or not.

  • @CUTtheNETS what the hell is the mater with you fucking people!, the bible is just a story written by some bored dumbass on drugs.

  • Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmm­eeeeeee!

  • cant beleive ppl beleive this shit.......

  • @TheLineman2011 .... I before E exept after C .... learn to spell "believe" .... maybe you might be taken seriously and get a job one day.

  • You are correct crassed.

  • If only the Elite will survive, how will they survive later without citizens to work for them. In order for the rich/Elite people to survive, they need a population that they can control. It would be pretty stupid for them to just bury themselves somewhere while the other dies. The other option would be that they save ignorant that will later be at their feet. Or creating a world like a "Brave New World" (Aldous Huxley). We need to verify everything before having a judgment. I'm still hesitant.

  • @bunstable

    Robotics are the ultimate servant class. And they are labour-multipliers. Human labour was rendered obsolete with Mass production and the microchip.

    Marx predicted it, and emphasized a shift in how Humanity had to function afterward.

  • Give me females.. girls. women.. punany.!

  • 2012 is not the end of civilization. it will be a new beginning. man will meet their creator. full disclosure is rapidly approaching

  • its the jews who is behind this they will save the jews every else are Fuuuuuucked

  • this is stupid i believe in alot of conspiracies but this is shit.

  • @ff9alexander you need to look further into everything. its not just about believing conspiracy theories its about researching them for yourself and making a formulated opinion on your own. People want you to believe things for certain reasons they want all of us to. Who those people are, what their agendas are , and Which side they are on is for you to figure out.

  • If you believe in this stuff read a good book called "how did things get so crazy in america' find it at amazon.com. the time for a change is now before it's to late

  • If this wasn't a faux documentary, I would wonder how much Jesse Ventura sold the last meager bit of his integrity and credibility for.

  • the world isnt going to end. grow the fuck up people.

  • the dude is from WWE kaya bad actor and most probably as fake as WWE :)

  • Mayans never said the world was going to end. And solar flares have been happening for a millennia. The only reason we will freak is because weather changes and oh no no internet ....panic. can't live wuthout these modern conveniences.

  • Jesse will be in one of those bunkers. He keeps saying "us", is he not considered part of the Elite? Fucking right he is.

  • This is my favourite comedy on TV!

  • who knows if hes in it all too

  • @44JOSH055 i have seen a few jesse ventura conspiracy and what he's saying is the absolute truth i think. There are some hungarian people like Drábik János who says the same and i trust in his opinion. Watch the Zeitgest-films if u havent seen alreaDy

  • Damn we are fucked!!!, FuckeD!!!, FUCKED!!!!

  • :))smoke ganja until you dye

  • tsunami? ...hm, could someone remind me of what just happened in japan ? ;)

  • hold up hold up these people(actors, yes?) are soooo fucekn cheesy

  • Pay attention to me closely.

    Why do so many people begin to try and search something over someone elses principles? Pay attention to the reason behind messages spoken, and if it cant be found, you know that in all phases that internally and truthfully there is something that you will always KNOW. Why does it matter to find out if its real or not, to ponder on the question if its your death. Pay attention to yourself from what you are receiving.

    Look for the truth in yourself.

    Duh.