I was like, I'm gonna be an original rapper who isn't about the money and puts real lyrics out not about sex... Then I found Bo and Watsky... and I am no longer original :(
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I love him! But it kinda seems as though he doesn't like his songs or jokes sometimes, like watching his (incredibly cute) face it seems like he's disappointed in it...
When I saw gifs and pictures of Bo all over tumblr and other sites doing stand up now, I had no idea it was the same guy that made me piss my self laughing all those years ago! Wow, He's amazing, so glad he found 'fame'
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3546leehorns99 1 day ago
Best rap ever
cobraspeed243 2 days ago
I was like, I'm gonna be an original rapper who isn't about the money and puts real lyrics out not about sex... Then I found Bo and Watsky... and I am no longer original :(
ncheelz28 3 days ago 4
@ncheelz28 i love bo and watsky !!
jpires160 3 days ago
@jpires160 good to know someone else likes real music haha
ncheelz28 1 day ago
My name is ur a fag
waderules100 3 days ago
spoiler alert "thats a rap"
iMeltzz 5 days ago
got this on my ipod. been listening to this on repeat for three days straight. I can rap it perfectly now. while doing the jerk. I'm a white girl O_o
cynicalsugar1455 5 days ago
Thats a rap
madpersy 1 week ago
it's depressing that nicki minaj is more famous than this genius.
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"but I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit."
MrDodgeball18 1 week ago 16
@MrDodgeball18 Best line ever
konsco 1 week ago
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homeyer1 1 week ago
I want your babies.
0987twilight 1 week ago 4
Ur gonna hav kids with Bo Burnam? Okay?
SBL45 2 weeks ago
when we get married we're gonna have the cutest kids ever :)
ebonyonce 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from boburnham
Wow.
asheca97 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from boburnham
why aren't homeless people called homos?
vbisenius325 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from boburnham
i was so confused on the part where it said "that only the homeless are begging for change?" haha. Man, bo is genius
david1909 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from boburnham
oh, stop period end of discussion xDDD
BWpwn 2 weeks ago
i like at the end how he says that a wrap (rap). word playing till the end.
alexb82886 3 weeks ago 2
Cocks
Donkjoey 3 weeks ago
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You sound pretty gay when you say then I picked it up agian
Donkjoey 3 weeks ago
How can you be so funny XD
bigboom239 3 weeks ago
DID YOU POOP A VIRGIN, BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS TIGHT. lolol ; love <3
sierrbeear42 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from boburnham
im a tampon theif
cudmonkey4427 3 weeks ago
she didnt come back...
jamas88 3 weeks ago
I heard of him on funny junk 4 years ago! jesus christ
Mrhalaweeenman 3 weeks ago
Lol. Ahh I remember this dude in '07 junior year. Lmfao! Ahh memories!
zenidanicolecarlos 3 weeks ago
what the fuck.
Brookejose99 3 weeks ago
damn. urbandictionary doesn't even have shit on him lmao
iliketomodcod 3 weeks ago
He isn't actually making his own beats though .:/ but his rap is good (:
haileydrinksoj 4 weeks ago
@haileydrinksoj When live he uses his piano, and he actually made this beat on that keyboard lol.
MrMarrowsky 3 weeks ago
who keeps their keyboard that close to their bed.......his dreams must be genius too
grawrisher 4 weeks ago
i wish i had his dictonary
oklahomafan2000 1 month ago in playlist More videos from boburnham
I Can't stop crying, that too funny
missy0666 1 month ago
GAYYYYYYY
Oleh2011 1 month ago
lol I'm constipated...I dont give a shit. AWESOME+
cageofrage69 1 month ago in playlist More videos from boburnham
This Video ends at 3.14 Please tell me other people noticed that?
TheAndyHat 1 month ago in playlist Bo Burnham 2
@TheAndyHat totally didn't.. lol
musicandguys2014 1 month ago
This kid<33 He's amazing..
bubbellzz 1 month ago
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half a pound of turkey breats, half a pound of chicken tits. why are only crackers stayin at the rits? christ bo's awesome XD
armorhide 1 month ago
half a pound of turkey breats, half a pound of chicken tits. why are only crackers stayin at the rits? christ bo's awesome XD
armorhide 1 month ago
Great
24jack42 1 month ago
Im Constipated, Couldnt Give A Shit, Bcause You Are Constipated :P amazing <3
Leezur 1 month ago 4
drop dat beat honey
robrams14 1 month ago 2
Where do you get these stuff? amazingg.
jannmechille 1 month ago
he had to pull some string..;)
aaliyahtrentham170 1 month ago
That's a rap!
BreannaGee 1 month ago
and then i picked it up
SchoolKidzProduction 1 month ago
<3 I'm like a walking glacier I'm so decked out with ice!!! Did you poop a virgin ? CAUSE THAT SHIT IS TIGHT!!
XxDubStepLova19xX 1 month ago
"but i"m constapated, couldn't give a shit" ahahahahaha cracks me up
iMunchCookie 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 5
slow the fuck down
roflcopters1122 1 month ago in playlist Bo Burnham
@roflcopters1122 fuck that was before he picked it up
roflcopters1122 1 month ago in playlist Bo Burnham
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mannycalers 1 month ago
he should just take over tosh.0. Bo.0
TheSaviorSorrow23 1 month ago 3
i cant believe i actually watch this whole video
Dboi0623 1 month ago
@Dboi0623 Yeah. I can't believe I watched the whole video either. Like... 30 times.
rwfsmith 1 month ago
@Dboi0623 It's hard to keep a dumbass busy for 3:14 i guess, if you don't understand, you're the dumbass.
CrimiinalMiinded 1 month ago
@CrimiinalMiinded I laughed at ^
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press 2 rapidly then stop.... all over your face
killapierogi 1 month ago
and then i picked it back up! XD
killersoda87965 1 month ago
0:18 I WOULD PAY TO HEAR THIS EVERY DAY :D
LadyMonMon1 1 month ago
how old was he when he made this? he seems like 14 in this one and he very well could have been
FiendishPickle 1 month ago
@FiendishPickle 17 he started when he was 16 in 2006
domos187 1 month ago in playlist funny songs
i forgot how amazing he was
PitaBreadPeetah 1 month ago
some guy- hmm im gonna become the best rapper ever * looks at this video* never mind
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"meet bo burnham" is the #1 thing on my "things to do before i meet bo burnham" list
stcshannah1234 1 month ago in playlist More videos from boburnham
Beast!!!!! You should keep on making these
gegrfg 1 month ago
awesome!!
yannivom 1 month ago
im consitpated ....couldn't give a shit ....no pun intended xD
PuppyWappyfirst 1 month ago
Did you poop a virgin cause that shits tight. :D
LegationZ 1 month ago
Is that what he was doing after I left? I was wondering why he was calling me an incredibly hot chick.
MrConorfen 1 month ago
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corbinlover12 1 month ago
im constapated so i couldnt give a sh*t
MrMrfisha 1 month ago
' CYA LATER HOT CHICK COME BACK LATER SO WE CAN DO SEXUAL THINGS LIKE HOW WE WERE JUST DOING ... OOOHHH HEY ' haha that is tooooooo funny XD
shazbabe95 1 month ago
Goodness I heard this in 09' and I thought I was amazing why do all you people take so long to pick up on people like him and some many others
kevin02167 1 month ago 4
@kevin021 Because...because.... I just didn't know about him, trust me, I wish I had! But I didn't it's... it's... it'snotmyfaultokay? :(
snailbacon 1 month ago 2
This is freaking awesome
Jadenmaliwat 1 month ago
so many puns.. makes my brain hurt
MsAnonymouspoet 1 month ago 137
get more ass than a donkey stable
lol
snipekg 1 month ago 5
god he's just a lyrical genius
myevilpenguin 1 month ago 80
Drop that beat honey! lol
ultranoober 1 month ago 2
Hes really good with words
23Bossjax 1 month ago
And then I picked it up
meecusJerome 2 months ago 2
Rosa parks didn't call shot gun...lol great....
murleyspatch 2 months ago 6
Everytime I listen to this I hear something new that makes me laugh... Amazing lyricism. Wonder how long it took him to write this.
TwoStupidGirlsYT 2 months ago
Dude, you got way too much time on your hands. But I'm totally grateful that you do! You rock.
CDenny19 2 months ago
fuckin genius
LiPgLoSsGaLz 2 months ago
I have those shorts
Sodacan2735 2 months ago
Haha u rap , and its like smart raps and its good lol u good
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WalterSmithRebel 2 months ago
HAHAHAHA
TwoStupidGirlsYT 2 months ago
i love you.
snowflake623 2 months ago
first part of the song = amazing lyrics . and the rest was amazing as well
ilovetheburn 2 months ago
You Use Big Words I Dont Understand.
etmusic4 2 months ago
I'm constipated...couldn't give a shit. Love it!!!
hacremin 2 months ago 2
I love him! But it kinda seems as though he doesn't like his songs or jokes sometimes, like watching his (incredibly cute) face it seems like he's disappointed in it...
khailybird 2 months ago 5
Yup time to move out of boston.
cheerbunnii 2 months ago
"Drop that beat honey!"
TheLipsyncqueen 2 months ago in playlist More videos from boburnham
"See you later incredibly hot chick! Come back anytime and we can do sexual things, like what we were just doing." lol
IndianaParkWars 2 months ago in playlist More videos from boburnham
:D subscribed! bout time i found the real owner xD. looked for so long just to subscribe :3.
Kettsueki 2 months ago
look up k.e.v drop it !
PurdyMusic 2 months ago
2:22 Shit gets real
Thelifeofnevindunn 2 months ago 4
Born Bostonian<3
Makes me proud to be from Massachusetts (':
imawesomebr0 2 months ago
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA
BrookwoodsDeerRun 2 months ago
I bet he gets major A(ss)
ThePenisjokes 2 months ago
"What son Rosa parks didn't call shotgun" omg thats so awesome
domos187 2 months ago in playlist funny songs 2
only the homeless are begging for change
jdog1234525 2 months ago 2
He just murdered 90% of rappers with this
Damian702lv 2 months ago 136
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im constipated couldnt give a shit
devin9402 2 months ago
lyrical genius.
oceanna112733 2 months ago in playlist More videos from boburnham 3
hiya nothing is too crazy
KylieZadatq250 2 months ago
lmao this dude is great.
gotasleep 2 months ago
I want to meet u so bad ur funny!
F4iTLe4d3r 2 months ago
What does his shirt say?
samanthantodd 2 months ago
@samanthantodd words words words!
LegiterallyAwesome 2 months ago
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dudes clever but his voice is annoying
TheLibbster1999 2 months ago in playlist More videos from boburnham
@TheLibbster1999 then get the fuck out
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StolenLettuce 2 months ago
Lyrically, the best rapper ever.
jameschmidt1 2 months ago 2
BEG
iprokiller1 2 months ago
him and daniel tosh should do some callaboration show
DrGuitarGuy723 2 months ago 197
@DrGuitarGuy723 No, George Watsky + Bo Burnham = infinite amounts of jizz.
RSpenmodzSR 2 months ago 5
@RSpenmodzSR I agree with this.
shaunehannen 2 months ago
@DrGuitarGuy723 wow i was just thinking that then i thought about some other stuff then i saw this comment and was like whoaaa
glencoegirl1 2 months ago
@DrGuitarGuy723 Daniel Tosh is awesome don't get me wrong but he doesn't hold a candle to Bo.
DRawesomeninjasauce 2 months ago 5
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Every part of that would be completely right.
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@DrGuitarGuy723 Tosh.Bo
truckerv1 1 month ago 22
I dropped the beet... <.< ... and then I picked it up.
IntuitiveNonsense 2 months ago
Your sooo hotttttt
Embug09 2 months ago
But I'm constipated, couldn't give a shit - seriously
1cjrules1 2 months ago
... Marry me ...
GarretsSmexyChick110 2 months ago
When I saw gifs and pictures of Bo all over tumblr and other sites doing stand up now, I had no idea it was the same guy that made me piss my self laughing all those years ago! Wow, He's amazing, so glad he found 'fame'
also very hot....:|
TheSetMeUp 2 months ago
I'm assuming he doesn't have a job...it paid off though, he's probably pretty wealthy now.
nothingexplosion 2 months ago
...What does he do all day?
krissypaige69 2 months ago
@krissypaige69 sexual things with incredibly hot women
Mrsteisag2 2 months ago 6
i dont get it Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black got record deals cause of youtube but they miss this genius
Benchpress33 2 months ago 3
@Benchpress33 he's a comedian and pretty famous...so yeah, they got him.
tayla0432 2 months ago
@Benchpress33 He has a record label with comedy central, thats why he goes on tour.
tasx11 2 months ago in playlist More videos from boburnham
i have the same pants... i stole them from him
9xx1997 2 months ago
All heterosexuals are homophobes.
All homosexuals are heterophobes.
All bisexuals are gay.
thetrollking124 2 months ago
keep pressing 1 hes wackin it x)
XxZombified13xX 2 months ago
press 8 for "dicks"
my1111life 2 months ago
"That's a 'rap'!!!" <3
thestefanabingdonlov 2 months ago
he is made up of talent and ability .. OOOH yea and pure SEXY:)
supercheergirl297 2 months ago
what a wordsmith. i mean, WOW.
LovelyWednesdayMusic 2 months ago
keep tapping 5 for a
CARLOSPICYWENEIR 2 months ago
my name is whatever fo sho and i can't remember anymore so don't judge me
xXxDarkStarxXx22 2 months ago
Actually crackers stay at the Toll House too. :)
foreverandalwayz59 2 months ago
"And Then I Picked It Up!"
jedoyk127 2 months ago
haha i have a ford focus and have adhd till i got put on this sh^t ritalin.. lol :P
pr1nceify 2 months ago
I remember when he first posted these videos , i didnt get the jokes but now i do.
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10julietteblackbum10 3 months ago
You are too good !!!
missCassiee1 3 months ago
" That's A Rap "
rune450rune 3 months ago
1/2 of bo's songs r about sex and we writes them in his bedroom o.o fantasies eh bo? XDDDDDDD funny as hell
EpicPandaBear1 3 months ago
Like a tampon thief i had to pull some strings :)
Danidevange 3 months ago
Top Comment.
Mephxstopheles 3 months ago
@Mephxstopheles no.
ForgottenMemoriesFM 3 months ago in playlist More videos from boburnham 2
@ForgottenMemoriesFM Hater >.~
Mephxstopheles 3 months ago
see you later incredibly hot chick oh wait you had a.... oh my god!!!!!! thats what that was
jamas88 3 months ago
he's almost as clever as... nevermind he's the most clever
sim3onpouliot 3 months ago 148
@sim3onpouliot as me :)
flashmanwade 2 months ago
Truuueeee .
Sweetie19621 2 months ago
but im constipated. couldnt give a shit.
xZynnC 3 months ago in playlist More videos from boburnham
@XXpacratXX he says that in Cookout, and it's just a song. Chilllllll
darealmessi 3 months ago
his brilliant lines and hilarious sarcasm as well as his nerdy vibe = jizz.
DeWOman3 3 months ago
I was good till it said here is my wife/sister... The nerve of some people
XXpacratXX 3 months ago
@XXpacratXX he dosent say that once in this song
hubuhubudingdong2 3 months ago
so i just got cheated on and this still made me smile
FingaBlasta1 3 months ago
press 2, his right hand lmfao
xh34dsh0tk1ngx 3 months ago
:3 xD
TehOneAndOnlyWolfie 3 months ago
nice but change the beat and make voice deeper and it will sound better XD but it sounds nice bro
mangoloco98 3 months ago
so. damn. clever.
MissJamille1 3 months ago
press 9,5,9,5 etc for strange sex.
JustAsCoolAsCharlie 3 months ago
hehe I do everything for your satisfaction
lovelygirl362 3 months ago
i just got the period part.
and i've listened to this song about 4675476456 times e.e
ExtremeGleek 3 months ago in playlist Bo Burham 3
This is pretty good bo lol when you making more .?
bdubice33 3 months ago