The Best of Kirk Lazarus So Far part1

[dirthotch1982]

@Gagatep450 agree 100%

[booommmful]

WHAT DA FUCK IS THAT SOUND?

[gagatep450]

i demand tropic thunder 2: desert storm!!!

[1relentless3]

pump your brakes kid, that man's a fucken legend

[ribenaberry2212]

You 'bout to cross some fuckin lines :-/ LMAO Downey you legend!!!

[joohannaz]

YO ASSHOLE!! This motherfucker is dead.

[wisconsinpbr]

until Jurassic park comes out with a commentary the commentary for tropic thunder is the best ever released only because Kirk Lazarus stood true to his characters lines by saying i don't drop character till the dvd commentary and he really did stay in character through out the whole commentary n when he took off the wig and contacts in the film he went from Lincoln Osiris to his Australian role till the end of the movie best all around performance ever

[Xuvial]

".....like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived."

I laughed so hard at that line.

[TK45236]

after watching this I'll never go full retard

[jumpmanajf]

I'm sorry Robert shoulda gotten the Oscar, both Essential performances but he deserved it i can't stop watching his scenes.

[Hatinonthehaters]

Difficulty Level.

1. Rebecca Black

2. Half a Retard

3. Full Retard

5. Very Easy

6. Easy

7. Medium

8. Hard

9.Very Hard

10. Lazarus, Kirk Lazarus HARD!

[rawkus1167]

My tools are human emotion...

[anubiswarrior123]

Yo asshole! this motherfucker is dead! ACE! XD

[SeeKanDestroY11]

I wish i could hit the Like button 5,000 times. Lincoln O'Sirus RULES!!

[NatDTrent]

He's the best thing on the whole movie.

[o0trickay0o]

Ass water

[rtrThanos]

LISTEN HERE, LANCE... Lance? What the fuck I just hear, Lance???

-No, I said Nance...

[thememoryremains100]

crap film

[206ernesto]

When we get back to the world,

we gonna put together that three-piece

combo band we talked about?

–Me on stand-up bass.

–Johnny on drums.

And me tickling the ivories.

shit, I crap my pants couple times watching this movie, it was INSANE! lol.

[98vanguard]

what is the music at the very beginning?

[GoodieZero4]

@98vanguard

"Gimmie Some Lovin" Spencer Davis Group. Great Song!

[MakedaMind]

That's just downright offensive.

[nilaam]

the oscar has to go to heath ledger this year but he could have won it he's hilarious in this movie

[Hatinonthehaters]

"Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box."

"COVER ME YOU LIMP DICK FUCKS UPS!"

KIRK LAZARUS....WINNING!

[xBUTLERx670x]

"Yo asshole! This mothafucka's dead!"

[dirtmcgurt40]

get some crab apples for dessert now, yeah, hey ya, HA!

[17shotglock]

thats the coolest black man i swear haha im fuckn king of the mountain

[piplup2009]

1:12 "like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived"

"when i was playing the character"

[Wolf8x2]

Suck my unit...

[wendyn27461]

HOT even as a fuckin' sexy black guy. DEEEEEEEEEELICIOUS

[KrazieBone1000]

this is a terrible mix

[Niftyeye]

Im fucking king of the mountain!

ROFL!

[Abroadhawk]

The worst part was, he was a better vietnam black soldier than the real black guy! That is, until the mixup happens.

[musang175]

i dont read script, script reads me

[tehkao]

"I have a face like a koi fish"

[SMALE15]

im like a little kid, playing with his penis when hes nervous.

[emilyE222]

HOT DAMN

[FadeToBlack509]

"we lost man!, we fuckin supa lost!"

[Twinklezkuu]

RDJ's  character sounds more like a southern accent

[tone3400]

BEST BLACK GUY IN THE MOVIE LOL

[MrVarekai]

lol i love this movie!!!

[Skizzy461]

MOTOWN! Get you Detroit jukebox jheri curl ass in this chickenshit chop-chop! ASAFP!

[brainsbeer5]

You should have had "I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!"

[Rodan16]

Moronacle, an imbosile, like that dumbest muthafucka that ever lived

[BravesFanSince72]

Downey was the only thing funny in this movie, well, we did laugh when the kid was flung off of the bridge at the end - LMAO at that part.

[DjAchillies]

LMAO Had the granny tied to the wall!

[whitetrashoutlaw]

He's more convincing than the other black dude.

[DELFIZZO]

"you serious, you don't know! everybody knows you never go full retard"

[TheChosenKid]

@KyleGibbons91 I LOVE That Line, Escpecially The Crazy Face Makes With It LOL...

[Medusa0999]

I really must get round to posting teh Tropic Thunder commentary. he stays in role through the whole commentary lol

[fastmatt30]

I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby!

[Creaturelover18]

I know who I am!! I'm a dude playin' a dude discuised as anotha dude!!

[Dobermann2323]

@Creaturelover18 Yes, we all just heard that line a few seconds ago...

[UMakeMeWannaLaLa07]

It makes me happy to see guys that love RDJ :) I ADORE him

[xxKOZTRAxx]

alpachino--"thats for brooklyn mother fucker" haha best line

[livindatlife]

my favorite line in the whole movie: He aint playin god! he's being judged by him-kirk lazurus

[1relentless3]

pump your brakes kid...that man's a national treasure

[jackcoglin]

am sorry a dingo ate ya baby

[davidsonchamps2009]

u rock kirt!

[johnnyblazetb82]

Dude Lazuarus Was the best part of the movie! "Im a Lead Farmer motha' F*****!!!"

[sk8erboy9324]

"i dont read the script, the script reads me"

[LovinSporkful]

"SUCK MY UNIT!"

[Hatinonthehaters]

the funniest shit ever. "GIMME THE GODDAMN MAP!"

[mhks68]

@Hatinonthehaters any tips anytips ya got

[KellyAnn2390]

I bet I could collar up some of them greens.

[fspipe10]

"i'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, swallow the gravy... get it over here buddy lets do this." LMFAO!

[themightyjoseph]

I KNOW WHO i am, im a dood playing a dood thats disguised as another dood

[karandipsohal]

i'm a lead farmer mother fucker!!!!!!

[Joynerification]

I don't read the script. The script reads me

[TheJonmathias]

what do u mean u people?

[WentMillerGal15]

"Cover me, you limp dick fuckups." Haha. "Pump your brakes kid, that man's a national treasure." Lol.

[Angelsweep]

Why would they remove part 2 and not part 1?

[fmoham01]

Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you really going to abandon this movie? We're supposed to be a unit!

Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.

[zackhanscom]

he does a fine russell crowe voice impression. even got the quiet rasp down.

[TheRunnaMAN]

haha look at the guys face on the right at 0:52.

[mikeman1990]

im just like a lil boy that plays with his dick when he's nervous.

[DrPoon]

Yo asshole, this muthafuckas dead!

[magicman13]

"Cuz' we're tired a' bein' ya' pack donkeys! Tired a' you actin' like you some one-man GPS...GOD DAMMIT! WE LOST, WE FUCKIN' SUPER LOST MAN!"

[xYoutoobNinjax]

You best pump the brakes kid!!

[diderr01]

"your crazy."

"I'm fucking king of the mountain!!!"

XD

[totter2]

None of these best off clips show him running with the pistol. Fail.

[kalibak00]

1:35 is a extra from the dvd?

[apenilakaunakkena]

"Yo asshole! This motha' fucka's dead. Ain't no Chris Angel Mindfreak, David Blane trapdoor horse shit jumpin' off here! " ROFLLLFROFLFL.

[minciNashu]

Like the dumbest mothafuka that ever lived.

[mindylinky]

lolol

[billy959]

lmao 0:57

[ravifan1]

"We Lost man, we fuckin super lost!"

"And we're trained actors, mothafucka"

[mspumpkinbutt88]

id suck his unit hahaha oops that was bad lol :p

[opposingforce87]

"acting one man GPS "

"suck my unit"

[hoppaphant]

where do u see tom cruise? your probly lookin at ben stiller

[farmanimal69]

he's the fat bald guy. les goldman

[vagabond686]

The studio head is played by Tom Cruise

[hoppaphant]

oh yeah i see it now i could barely tell thanks

[liQuidmoTion]

best comedy I have seen in a VERY long time, amazing parts by tom cruise and downey jr :D

[QoolEntent]

"Like a moron? Moronical... A imbecile?"

[QoolEntent]

Tell 'em McClusky!

[ptraiders40]

What do you mean, you people?

[pompyromage]

"You're crazy"

"IM FUCKIN' KING OF THE MOUNTAIN!"

[Resol26]

we're lost, man! we're fucking super-lost!!

[nesboy31]

hot damn

[Neogami]

I'M FUCKIN KING OF THE MOUNTAIN

[dukestreetking75]

What do you mean "you people" ??

LMAO

[Greentoolify]

"ure australian"

Talk australia"

LOL

[aggresivetoilet]

haha good vid, what song is that right at the start????

[SoVertiginous]

"Stop tailgating me you pasty tea bag!!"

[scotty2707]

Start one is:

The Spencer Davis Group: Gimme Some Lovin.

End one is: Buffalo Springfield -Stop Hey Whats That Sound

Enjoy

[jolien883]

Does He Say Nuder Some Craw Fish?

[CubanRockAngel007]

Yes. He absolutely did.

[McIntyre1987AK]

You bout to cross the fuckin liiiiiiine...

[rensephoz2]

what you gettin at with the book,script spit that shit out man!! :) :D :) :(

[cubs1]

Not the dumbest motherfucker to ever live

.....................when i was playing the character

[vroomvroombugatti]

Lady - "You're crazy!"

Kirk Lazarus - "I'm f*ckin king of the mountain"

[MrTZag]

what's that from? it wasn't in the movie..

[vroomvroombugatti]

yeah it is

1:30 to 1:42

[warftrat87]

Yo asshole! This motha' fucka's dead. Ain't no Chris Angel Mindfreak, David Blane trapdoor horse shit jumpin' off here!

[hatboy518]

seriously funniest shit ever!

[casketofdog]

@warftrat87 lol

[bigghost27]

LMFAOOO i never saw the scene where he had the people on the ground in the room and the old lady taped to the wall LMFAOOO this movie was HILARIOUS

[OOD84]

Yeah, anyone know where that's from? Is it on the DVD?

[thedarkknight521]

pump your breaks kid that man's a national treasure LOL

[LaVHughes]

Like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived

[Asianboi803]

"i'm sorry a dingo ate chya baby.."

-"you bout to cross the fuckin line..."

still love it!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!

[gautamrs]

0:45 CLASSIC!

[Mexicanman47]

All of them were fuken funny... but u forgot one, its close to the "wat do u mean people" part. Its like "we lost, we fuken supa lost man!" lol that part is halarious!

[rosdal90]

loved R.D.Jr he represented on this movie.

[kurumbaya]

I never realized that it's him until halfway through the movie..

[Silverriku]

Crocodile Dundee! Pump your breaks kid, that man is a national treasure... LOOOOL classic,,,,, just classic....

[footballer2012]

YO ASS HO DIS MUTHA FUKA DEAD!!!!!

[LuTheNatural525]

did you ever make a part 2?

[ChunkLee13]

I did. It got taken off months ago. It was doing pretty well too. It almost got 1000 views then they took it off. I was really pissed

[seanw23]

@ChunkLee13 how come the line "don't you die on me, four leaf" wasn't in the movie?

[crazykenna]

only robert downey jr could pull off a role in black-face and not get lynched.

[sauron610]

" IM KING OF DA MUTHA FUCKIN MOUNTAIN"

[Asianboi803]

"like the dummest mutha fucka that eva lived.." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! I love it!!!

[PinkMushroom]

"... When i was playing the character."

LOL

[RSPaintballfig]

im a lead farma mutha fucka!!!!!!!!!!

[glynch45]

HERES MY MUTHA FUKIN FARM

[skooler44]

never go full retard man

[Soledad829]

The DVD commentary is hilarious, he does he's in character the whole time. Funny as hell.

[Fefe911Anamichi911]

Suck my unit! XD XD XD

[DILLONBADASSMAN]

whats that song in the beining

[ChunkLee13]

Gimme Some Lovin' by The Spencer Davis Group

[Ih8stupidhumans]

@ChunkLee13 Was that from the Winwood years?

[Zackagge139]

yo muthafucker this asshole dead lol rofl

[BlackbirdMatt]

its yo asshole this motherfucker's dead

[Kabiosile08]

Pump ya brakes kid, that man is a national treasure.

Give me the god damn map, FUCK YOU.

lol RDJ is the fucking man.

[ng416]

im sorry a dingo ate ya baybee

[oppthemopp]

god damnit man we lost we super fucking lost lol

[mckelroy88]

its true!

i listened to the commentary

he was still doing the voice

[jolien883]

This movie is Sweet!

[godzillaLV]

"The dumbest mother fucker that has ever lived" :D

[wajahatkhan]

Hell ye!!!! haha :D

[Vrael473]

"Yo asshole, this motherfuckers dead"

0:55

[Boobookittyfu]

I remember i almost cried in the movie theatres whed RDJ yelled at the beggining " Cover me you limp dick fuckers"

[prebenmannen]

Little kid: Whea is yo fam?

Kirk: My farm? Here's my Motherfucking farm.

Thats the beste of the entire movie

[mcsimmons]

(after he gets done shooting)"I'm a lead farmer mutha fucka!!!"

[vampireRomance13]

i love "simple jack"

[BelfastBrigade17]

0:27, 1:19&20

[chris999696699]

HOLD MY HANDS HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[quakershockey]

RDJ had some good lines but the best line is:

Tug Speedman: "lets go kill some vietcongs"

Booty sweat guy: "VIETCONG, its already plural, you wouldnt say chineses"

[SIMMO9523]

"Everybody knows you never go Full Retard. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man, counted tooth picks cheated cards, Looks retarded acts retarded, Not retarded. Autistic sure, not retarded. Tom Hanks, Forest Gump, Slow yes, Retarded maybe braces on his legs... But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping pong competition! That ain't retarded... You Went Full Retard man!.. Never go Full Retard. You don't buy that ask Sean Penn, 2001, I am Sam remember? Went Full Retard.. Went home empty handed." Awesome

[vAgoouuu]

this role is perfect for him

the oly thing that Robert Downey Jr is missing

are the fivee oscars but no doubt that he´ll get them!!

I TOTALLY LOVE HIM!!!

by the way, if you already bought the TROPIC THUNDER MOVIE you should watch it with the cast commentary is the best!!!

"MAN, I DON´T DROP THE CHARACTER ´TILL I´VE DONE THE DVD COMMENTARY"

[anlevenhagen]

and if you actually watch the movie with the commentary, robert downey is still talking like his character hahahahahha

Only after the scene where he realizes that he is no one that he talks normally again, that like, almost at the end hahahahahaha

[Gene041]

funny funny funny

[IsIinyourway]

His Best line, ( which is not shwn here)

IM'A LED FARMER MOTHERFUCKER!

[Bigtymer99]

I saw this movie like 5 times xD. But.. whats up with that last part when he sais im fucking king of the mountain.. I didnt see that part in the movie?! :S

[asthemorningfalls]

that's from the mockumentary 'rain of madness', watch it on youtube or buy the dvd :)

(actually, buy the dvd, yeah, that's better)

[namskilfc]

he shud have won an oscar for best supporting actor. But no complaints cuz heath ledger won it. But defo 2nd place! :D

[dancer857]

"I'm fuckin king of the mountain!"

[salashaska223]

Robert Downey Jr. Is an Incredible Actor I wonder how he does it sometimes

[CoastJumper]

0:57 this mutha fuka is dead LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[trueflip25]

Downey Jr. was the funniest in the whole movie, no question. Hes the most interesting character and I wanted more of him!!