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  • He Borned to be nub. And Learn2PlaySteam,nub.

  • click!and waitting to open your mystery gift: iphone4 for ! Mvx accuc.info

  • @DailyViewerUploader Steam allows you to download and use games without discs, and allows you to easily chat while gaming to friends who aren't in the same game. PCs also have higher resolution graphics, by comparison, Xbox textures are about 1/2 the size due to processing restrictions. And keyboard control is handy because it allows you to access hotkeys easily. If you are really so untalented with keyboards and cannot touch-type, Windows is compatible with the Xbox controller.

  • @McLawls HEY HEY HEY. Don't forget the mouse :) which means an awesome aiming, also PC games have better graphics compared to the ones on the 360.

  • @adliikhwan280 I already commented on the graphics, but yeah, mouse control too.

  • Him : Thank u Steam, u have crashed my mac.... TurtleHax: Ur Welcome! Me: :3

  • im a native windows user. ive been on steam for 2 years. when i used mac os for the first time 4 years ago i used it no problem. macs are not for retards. mac os was actually first (mac os:1984 windows:1985) mac is just a different type of computer so stop bitching please. and to @DailyViewerUploader steam is much better then your shitty xbox. can your xbox pre purchase games and download them so you can play them the day the come out without going to the store or downloading them first day

  • "The color settings that I have...that look the most natural"

    Oh, you mean the default color profile that you obviously haven't changed at all?

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  • Ofcourse he wants his free game after paying a fortune for a mac.

  • I have a mac and I have no problems with steam ever

  • @scootamenadianeloo *facepalm*

    He obviously had a crappy ass hardware but you got a better. Even though your hardware is better, a PC with the exact same hardware will cost a LOT less.

    A good computer have good hardware. Not good software.

  • god he is such an idiot. I know that he doesn't speak for all mac users, but god almighty, he is the stereotypical Mac fanboy. Whining, thinks he deserves everything, thinks because He can't 'get it' nobody else can, thinks his opinion matters, self centered, and his voice makes my ears bleed.

  • I had a good laugh, thank you. :)

  • Eets so funny for me XD

  • dude. You are a nob. Go Die!!!!!!!

  • @DEADMANKILLU this is a response video

  • You look like a skinhead

  • "0 friends online"

    0 friends in real life also if he keeps this faggotry up

  • Steam for Mac games face several damning problems. 1) Most Steam Play games are merely PC ports that aren't as optimized for OS X as they could/should be. 2) Apple makes their own drivers, which are NOT matured for 3D gaming. 3) Apple uses OpenGL API, and most 3D game designers prefer Microsoft's DirectX API.

    Finally, Steam for Mac itself devours unnecessary resources while idle, about 20% of my 2.4GHz C2D processor. I find this unacceptable, and I'll be bootcamping until Valve patches it.

  • @innerbeast415 Woao... 20%? Is that much?

  • @zeromant80 Yes, lol. It's a LOT.

  • @innerbeast415 Or you could stop pretending you can game on a Mac and use a console or a real computer?

  • @innerbeast415 2.4GHz? Bro, we PC gamers have processors with 4-6 cores with the speed of 2.8GHz(lowest PC gamer would buy) to 4.9GHz(best a PC gamer would buy)

  • "Black box of death"

    What is this? mario?

  • Lol "Why cant i just download the game from the website"

    herpa derpa

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  • ah, lolity lol, it took me a while to realise this was not a parody.

    Unfortunately this guy represents a majority of computer users. They can't take a new piece of software and feel it out. Steam is pretty simple, but it's not identical to everything else he uses (which probably doesn't extend much past web browsers and word processors) so he shits the bed instead of using his eyes to look.

  • Silly Mac user.

  • BTW I am a Mac user now, and this dude is a total putz (I know the uploader is not the guy in the vid). Most Mac users I've met are actually smart and don't use their Macs for gaming. If they game, they own a separate PC or have consoles anyway. Mac's aren't gaming machines.

  • @shearoberts I'm glad I never got a Mac then. Thanks for sharing

  • One thing: I think he is right about the "Steam" like software being around for 10 years or so. I remember the auto-patcher EverQuest used and I'm pretty sure it came out about 10 years ago or so (If I'm wrong someone PLEASE correct me) but yeah, the tech isn't really "new" either way.

  • Stop trying to play video games on macs. All the best games are designed for PC. Why, PCs are upgradable, constantly have new technology added by a variety of companies, and the coding for the system isn't locked up tighter than a nun's *****. GG.

  • It's sad that people haven't found the satire in this video.

  • I own 100 games on Steam. I may have a PC, but I understand what Mac Users go through but this guy is just a plain fuckhead. To the guy who posted this video thanks for pointing out his errors. At the original video maker, know how things work before posting a video where everything you say is wrong.

  • The 'preparing files' bit kills me every time. And by kill, I mean induce a fireball of rage directed at my monitor in the form of my fist.

  • lol you suck

  • This guy is fucking retarded...

  • Only thing I agree with what this guy is saying is the "cancel updating"

    I press that shit and it never works...Also I found out steam is CRASH HAPPY

    Also, the Steam Browser in-game uses Internet Explorer 6.

    The fuck?

  • @theKOchannel It doesn't use IE6, they updated it to use WebKit (the renderer behind Chrome and Safari) before the Mac update.

  • "I couldn't get my free game" more like you downloaded it and realized you couldn't play it.

  • nice desktop

  • I didn't know you could hack on a mac. I didn't know macs could be hacked. Oh yea, they have security programs for them now.....

  • This video is the ultimate proof that mac users are retarded...

  • Steam is easier and nicer to navigate than iTunes. Also is a much better form of DRM.

  • This video is pretty horrible, sure is fanboyism up in here.

  • This guy is a total douche bag and I love watching him make an ass of himself, but he is right. steam sucks balls. I'm a pc user.

  • @SomeRandomFeller Gtfo then

  • @FloydMinecraft No,I won't gtfo. I'm gonna tell you how the fuck it is because you are a bitch and i fucking own you, you nerdy little gamer virgin shit-stain.

  • @SomeRandomFeller I am not a object and slavery is illegal, You cant own me and i'm calling the cops

  • i really hope this is a joke! i never used steam until they were giving out portal for free. I was able to download the steam app and click download portal 2 in under five mins without problems.

  • this is only proof that idiotic and ignorance is way more dangerous than the T-virus. Honestly next time i see this guy and a zombie il take refuge with the zombie atleast the zombie is stupid cuz of the virus not by nature

  • I totally agree, I have no problem playing non-steam games, I've got a really great graphics card, processor, high-speed net connection, but F'N Steam will at many times have lags and ( just out right crash ); to add to that pile of crap...( -_- missing achievements ) and doesn't update in timely manner.

    Due to illegal game torrents, this will become the fate of all PC games... "SHIT POWERED, BY STEAM SEVER!"

  • @ssjcomix Get a PC, so much better for gaming than a mac. Scrub :P

  • @ssjcomix Fuck! NVM I fucked up. I though you meant you had a mac, sorry

  • Just remembered another one:

    Get a pc, get virii.

    Get a mac, get cancer.

  • Thats what you get for buying a Mac. But in all seriousness Mac's just aren't meant for PC gaming. Don't bother

  • @OnlyRemaining Not really! my mac plays steam games well. This dude was either joking or a complete idiot. He even mentioned his graphics card isn't supported. When something gives you an important error like that you should pay attention. Because he didn't he crashed his own mac.

  • Dude, you've clearly shown in this video that steam pretty damn simple to install. He just didn't have patients. Plus, I hope he wasn't expecting to play Portal in like 10 seconds. Sorry, internet isn't quite that fast yet

  • Just so folk know, unlike the guy mocking the other guy in this video, when Portal was free when they released Steam for the Mac, the link didn't actually work, you had to find it somewhere else because they screwed it up from within Steam itself. They fixed it later, but initially it was the wrong link and didn't actually start the download. It was the same for the PC version too, I know because I did it too.

  • should gone pc fuck you all mac users

  • And you expect everything to work right as soon as you get it. Right MAC user? That's why you don't use MAC. MAC barely runs any games right after they just get released. You need to either upgrade to either Windows XP or Linux (Ubuntu maybe). Other than that, stop using MAC for the love of Kira

  • @CombineSpecre300 You need to "upgrade" to a PS3 to play Resistance, or to a 360 to play Halo: Reach. Don't confuse "incapable" with not "made for it".

  • @TalesOfWar You missunderstood what I meant. XP is far more supportive with games than MAC. It's not that MAC is useless or anything, it's just that what's the point? Why go through all the headache for MAC? I just can't stand MACs. My uncle got me one of those and told me that he only used it for surfing the web. >-<. Garbage. Wouldn't even run Fallout 3

  • @CombineSpecre300 Technically its the other way around. The games support XP better than OSX. This is simply a market share thing though, you release you games to the widest possible audience. There's nothing wrong with Macs. If you play games then I can understand why you wouldn't want one, but for everything but gaming they're generally less hassle to use than Windows, at least in my opinion. I only ever boot my PC to play games or run Publisher for files clients send, which is annoying.

  • Dude, steam is an elite. You using mac tells steam that he hates you.

  • xD fuck your macs xD

  • Well I wouldn't say Steam works perfectly, it crashes on me a fair bit. But it's nice to have it on Mac. I haven't had to install bootcamp yet. :-)

  • R.I.P. Steve Jobs.

  • @TurtleHax I guess he didn't like his iCancer.

  • @Rattlepiece Cancer, takes all the Jobs you don't like.

  • @lindholmaren Damn, effective!

  • @Rattlepiece Guess the hipsters are gonna love Jobs now.

    He's going underground.

    Steve Jobs tried the new iQuit.

    Hr died of Pancreatic Cancer :D

  • @lindholmaren Pancreatic Cancer.. hehehe.. P C killed him.

  • @Fsxace999 That's the joke.png

  • @lindholmaren Why are you jack asses laughing over Steve Job's death? Are you faggots for real? You would really stoop to such a pathetic level? Even if you dont like Apple theres no need to go laughing over a mans death like that. Answer me this, how would you feel if Bill Gates died? Or Gabe Newell or Mike Harrington?

    I enjoy trolling too but even I know my boundaries.

  • @TheAirOfMystery It's called a joke, it's not like I actually go "AHAHAHAHAHA YOU DEAD NAO LLOLOLOLOLO" I saw and opportunity and I took it, suck it faggot,

    Also, I wouldn't really care that much if any of those people died, maybe gabe but just cause he's such a bro to the community´.

  • @lindholmaren Well no shit Its a joke. Thanks for pointing out the obvious. Thats what I meant by "laughing" over Steve Jobs's death. You told a joke over Steve Jobs to get some laughs over the fact he got cancer. Wow your almost as dumb as the Mac fag in the video. And oh sure if Gabe is such a bro to our community then why hasn't he released episode 3 yet? He probably ate it again because he's so fat :P

  • @TheAirOfMystery You wouldn't happen to be a fellow /v/idya gaemer?

    Anyways, I just told a joke as "heh look at this wordplay" not because he got cancer.

  • @lindholmaren No I'm not apart of the /v/idya gaemer group. Why do you ask?

  • @TheAirOfMystery Well, joking about GAAAAABEEEEEN is popular if steam or valve shits itself in any way.

    We still love him though.

  • @lindholmaren He deserved that Cancer for making absurd commercials.

  • @MrBrutus101 Agreed

  • @TurtleHax he was a faggot

  • When I look at his face, I imagine him as like a redneck from my name is Earl.

  • Thank god that he never got his free Portal... :|

  • Lets sattle this on a rational way pro's and con's of steam

    -When i have 30 min to play i don't want to be 5 min of this update time.

    -It took me 8 hours to install shogun 2. Now its patched and it doesnt work anymore.

    - you can't play witouth internet. Ok i know, why would somebody want to play offline, it seems just crazy, because there is always wifi around.

    -yes: marketing studies shows, people hate pop ups and stop buying products because of it.

    +

    ? dont know, The icon looks ok.

  • @ghostking0 Then don't use steam? -.-

  • @markothevrba If some game developer let himself be bought to sell a game only on steam... What should i do?

  • @ghostking0 Idk, shoot yourself?

  • @ghostking0 A: If it didn't work after the patch, it probably wouldn't have worked WITHOUT the patch.

    B: You can play without the internet. Its called Offline Mode.

    C: The pop up is only to alert you to new releases, and sales. Other wise it leaves you alone, and even then, you can turn them off.

  • @jedizero thx but i dont care anymore. deinstalled today. And yes Shogun 2 worked perfectly fine until the new patch. cya

  • @jedizero "Offline Mode" only works for 30 days or so, then you need to log on again to refresh your tickets, also not every game allows this. Many newer Ubisoft games for example require an always on connection even in single player, otherwise you can't play (unless you use a "work-around"). PC gaming is kind of a mess right now, and all these stupidly restrictive DRM schemes are making it worse for legitimate players. Steam is anything but perfect, but it's the best we have right now.

  • @TalesOfWar Yeah, not every game does, but Steam alerts you to this DRM before you buy it, saying there is third party DRM in it.

    And yeah, DRM does suck, and no, Steam isn't perfect, but goddammit, I like it. It balances the fact that you need to use their service with what they give.

    The overlay allows you to chat in 90% of the games, even allowing you to use it on games not from steam.

    they allow you to take screenshots without needing to do that prntscrn crap, or an outside program.

  • @jedizero I use Steam myself, I have 70+ games on it. They've done a good balancing act between the DRM and extra functionality you get, but some games still take the P155 lol. I can't stand it when games use Games for Windows Live for example AND Steam, or as is the case with GTA 4, those two AND the stupid Rockstar Social Club thing. I've had that thing flake out numerous times leaving me unable to play my legally bought games. It's annoying as hell.

  • @suffifo2 What?

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  • oh my god...oh man.....oh god oh man, WHAT A FUCKING MORON.

  • This guy is such a hardcore retard.

  • A mac user complaining about a free game...oh the irony.

  • god this guy cant stop whinning on about steam my name on steam is emile but my account name is otisfett pls add me

  • THIS VIDEO MADE ME LAUGH!!

  • that's what steam is fucking like.

  • "Its what the developer's want instead of what I want"

    Did anybody else get the strongest urge to punch somebody in the face after he said that? Something about his tone of voice just scrapes across my nerves with a rusty old rake.

  • I am downloading a game in the background FROM steam, while watching this xD

  • Hahahahahahahaha, I like this version much better

  • 1. I use a mac

    2. Im ashamed to have this guy using macs too

    3. Steam works perfectly on my mac

  • @TheSaintPig same here, just a few issues on my end trying to add ragdolls to Gmod

  • I swear hipster faggots with their macs.

  • But he's right about one thing. It's just a website inside a application. I found a lots of bugs with Steam and it's not that good, but it's the only client that contains all games (almost), so thats why i'm using it and i'm happy that's steam is there, but there is still a lot of stuff that valve could have done to improve it.

  • Original guy's video: LOL! Your comments in this video of his ignorance: also LOL!

  • I use mac and this didn't happen to me. All that gay porn he watches must be slowing his computer down.

  • @TF2salad I give you a virtual cookie for that.

  • also its no just me to other ppl steam sucks u guys fail to see that u all r just to busy to pick on 1 guy when it a lot of other ppl who say it sucks

  • damn right im trollen and the disk wont break if u know how to take care of if it and its funny how u didnt say that in your trolling message dumbass bottom line is that steam sucks n consoles rules get used to it ps........... U ALL WILL BE ALLRIGHT

  • @broz619 Cool story, bro.

    (I actually used proper grammar. Why don't you give it a try?)

  • wow i cant type

    

  • Wow this guy is a  tard

  • Wow this guys a tard

  • I know people that are 12 that can figure this out.

  • @broz619 considering console users use disks to run games, those disks break. once that happens, u dont have that game anymore. with steam, u have an unlimited amount of downloads. u buy the game once, and the next time u download that game its free

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  • steam sucks go fukurselfes steam users u guy will spend so much money on steam then in the end u will regret it then us console gamers will be there to laugh in ur faces

  • @broz619 obvious troll/kid

  • @broz619 yeah spend less money with amazing deals

    ok dorjnrogj

  • Obviously the last time he used his Mac was a year and half ago if that's the last time it crashed.

  • I bet this guy would fail at beating portal anyway.

  • I use a MacBook pro and they run fine it's just this guy does not know how to install things

  • im a mac and i don't know how to do shit

  • Steam works amazing on my mac! This guy must be a true dumbass to not know how to even work a computer! he's just making mac users look bad....

  • lol. is all that i can say. all his blog reading got his head to implode and then he started to cry. and then he couldnt read.

  • forget about anything gaming related if you have a mac, just forget about it, i mean the most expensive MAC PRO ONLY HAS DUAL radeon 5770, c'mon.

  • im sorry ppl im ashame to be a mac user right now.....

  • I'm a mac user... I am now embarrassed.

  • God this guy gives mac users a bad name. Steam is amazing and is probably the best game engine ever made. It works perfectly on my mac so it's obvious that there was just something wrong with this guy's computer....

  • @suffifo2 I'm not trying to insult you, But steam is not a game engine, its digital distribution software. source is valve's game engine.

  • @pseudonymity0000 Well, you know what I mean. :P

  • @suffifo2 You give Mac users a bad name, too. Steam isn't a game engine. Source is a game engine. id Tech 5 is a game engine. Steam is not.

  • @suffifo2 Just saying, steam is not a game engine but a game distribution platform. It's alright though, we PC users know that you aren't as smart as we are so we tend to think past those silly errors you make. :)

  • @madichelp0 Your saying I, and all other Mac users are stupid? Then your wrong. The computer someone uses doesn't mean that it's user is less intelligent than the person who uses another type of computer. A computer has no relation to a humans IQ and so your argument is invalid. Also I don't only use Mac. I have a PC for a desktop and my Mac works 10 times faster, and has much better protection from viruses. So, my little troll friend, I'm afraid you've lost. Sorry

  • @suffifo2 It's not like it's a secret that Apple target the less intellectual users, so it's no completely off to then assume that the average user is more stupid. I mean, their whole selling point is to make it extremely easy to use even at the expense of functionality. Any smart person that will use a computer more than once every week will instead of wasting time with constant workarounds, learn the system and use it to it's fullest potential.

    Source: I've owned a macbook.

  • @madichelp0 I don't have time to argue with you. Let's just say that Mac's and PCs are both good computers, and leave it at that. You can reply to this if you want. I won't reply back

  • @suffifo2 No I'm not replying this because I want you to respond, but rather that people should keep away from mac. It's a scam, the whole concept of it, and I'd want people to know that.

    People, please don't buy a mac, they make their software worse by every edition (hint, iMovie) and if you want as much freedom as with a PC then you will, in the end, have to use the unix functions of the mac. So why not just use a windows or a linux to begin with, then you won't need all those workarounds.

  • @suffifo2

    Yeah, there was something wrong with it. It was made by Apple.

  • @suffifo2 Nah, he was just to daft to figure out how to make it work, I'm willing to bet his system was fine.

  • @DaScatman To be fair to the guy Steam is a very Windows centric view when it comes to the way it works, most long term Mac users will need time to adjust to that, just like long term Windows users will initially be lost when they first use a Mac. Just a good old case of "this is new to me, I need to figure it out".

  • @suffifo2 what type of mac do you have

  • @Lizardvenom1 Macbook Pro

  • @suffifo2 Steam isn't a game engine.

  • @singularity3 Yeah i've already been corrected for that. But thanks for pointing it out anyways

  • @suffifo2 Steam is the worst game engine ever made. But it's also the only game engine so i'm using it to :P

  • @Catalytera

    @SUFFIFO2 It's not a game engine fellas... You're giving mac users exactly the name it deserves

  • @Catalytera Ya so sad that every game ever made uses the steam engine....except.....

    1: steam isnt an engine

    2: Its not an application just for the website page

    2cont:You see all those things at the top that say libary and such? THATS NOT ON THE WEBSITE

    3: I am not surprised at your lack of knowledge.

    4: LOLMAC.

  • @amoungthefree Reply to your gay comment

    1: I'm using Windows 7, not mac.

    2: Library is the only tab that isn't the website. News, Community and Store is.

    3: I called it an engine cause suffifo2 did, i know it's a software fucking retard.

    4: Not every game ever made uses the steam client. There's thousand of games that doesn't.

    5: I am not surprised at your lack of knowledge.

    6: LOLRETARD

  • @Catalytera 3: lol sumwun said zoo su on deh intarnet is mus beh tru! 1: that is entirely applicable..... (to 4 its not because i was just repeating what someone OH WAIT BACK UP TO 3: You did the same thing rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl wutevarwaorrlwaorlo 2: well ya BUT ITS KINDA THE MOST IMPORTANT PART DONT YA THINK? 4: orlly? it doesnt im so fucking surprised qoutezehz from joozez "But it's also the only game engine so i'm using it to :P" i know you were kidding but so was i 6:loltardisu

  • @Catalytera 3: lol sumwun said zoo su on deh intarnet is mus beh tru! 1: that is entirely applicable..... (to 4 its not because i was just repeating what someone OH WAIT BACK UP TO 3: You did the same thing rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl wutevarwaorrlwaorlo 2: well ya BUT ITS KINDA THE MOST IMPORTANT PART DONT YA THINK? 4: orlly? it doesnt im so fucking surprised qoutezehz from joozez "But it's also the only game engine so i'm using it to :P" i know you were kidding but so was i 6:loltardisu

  • @suffifo2 derp

  • @suffifo2

    Its not a game engine, it is a Digital Rights Management and Distribution program for games.

  • @Lokivoid its not a digital rights managment and distribution program, its a long ass commercial for shit games, theres only about 5 decent games on it, and you cant get to them because your constantly getting bullshit over updates, reinstalling, internet problems that are fucking retarded, and fucking shit over everything else going on in your computer

  • @suffifo2 1. Lolmac.

    2. Steam isn't a game engine.

    3. Yes, I'm a PC elitist prick.

  • @suffifo2 Or his brain.

  • @suffifo2 Game engine?

  • @suffifo2 steam isnt a game engine retard.

    retard macfag detected