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  • I don't think I'd seen this one before...

  • "Parents nowadays seem obsessed with weight of their womb expulsions." Holy fuck thats funny!

  • i had to pause this one and run out the door after watching a few, this grey dude is addictive

  • Hey, Australia is still a colony... kinda....

  • There is no year zero tho, he was born, if its not inaccurate, in the year one.

  • @somegreybloke Dear Graham Murkett, I am sorry to inform you that you are not a real person your just a clever cartoon put together and animated from the confines of some human beings mind simply to amuse those that are looking for sophisticated humor. And in the words of a fictional character i.e. you "Cheers."

  • Jesus was born some time in late June. The only reason people celebrate December 25th is because Christianity is a direct brain child of Sun Worshipers and December 25th was the day that they were usually able to tell that the days were getting longer again. It was what they called the sun's re birth.

  • i just got this job come through to me via email

    "IS Solution Development Manager (Oxfam GB) £33,700 - £39,624 pa (plus market supplement up to £12,376) | Oxford"

    nearly £53,000 a year ? WTF

    You can only imagine what the Directors get. This is WRONG. This is supposed to be a CHARITY ffs

    Pretty obvious money collected for these causes goes into the pockets of the fat cats and squandered on people whos ethos of charity work means lining their own pockets

    make a donation ? WHY ?

  • And yet according to Intelligent Giving, and the Charities Commission, they spend less than 1.5 million pounds a year on running costs and over 200 million a year on aid projects. I'd call that a pretty good ratio.

    & that's why I donate. You're free not to.

  • @somegreybloke donating is a lot easier than actually going and helping the people directly i suppose.

    Keep telling yourself you're decent if paying out makes you feel better because imo you are a mug for giving to a 'charity' that pays it's staff far too much

  • @somegreybloke 1.5 million on running costs in a year? bullshit

    do the math

  • Blocked troll is blocked :)

  • 0:30 apparently

    some ppl say he was actually born at a different date, though i can't remember exactly wen they say

  • was accualy -4bc ^^

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  • womb expulsions

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • His chin isn't drawn in this one, I think that's why

  • 'hope you got all the presents you wanted.' -- brilliant.

  • womb expulsions XD

  • accordingly it seems christ was born 7 times a year.. that smashes the queen's two record birthdays

  • the debates this one has sparked are hilarious.. maybe even more so than the video (apart womb explusion which almost made me choke on my porridge!)

  • womb expulsions :L

  • Jesus was actually born in the summer (like June)... that is when the census was done. thanks to ROME we celebrate his birth in December. see it was paired up with a similar life giving holiday in ancient pagan rites..... in order to help with the conversion of pagans into Christians.

  • On a more topical note....easter as well!

  • if we measure years from the birth of Christ, then surely Jesus' birthday would be on the 1st of January? did they just go: "right this is year 0, but in about 6 days shall we start a new year?" "Yeah, I cant see any problem with that"

  • They used a different calender, first of all, and Jesus wasn't born in exactly year 0, I think it was more like year 3 or 4.

  • Thats just how historical archeaoligists have dated time BC and AD so i guess you could call it year zero but it wasn't till many years after that we decided to count it that way, and whats His problem with Christianity cuz He seems to not have a prob w/ any other religion

  • omg stoparguing about religion, somegreybloke doesnt give a shit, and neither does anyone else

    grow some genitalia

  • hard man, my mothers good, and she;ll be going to heaven and you wont be my friend: :) im happy to kick seven shaedes of shit out of you for your remaining years tho...

  • hard man? you mean shades?

  • interestingly, it also says nothing about him being born on 25th december but that was made up to tie in nicely with a pagan roman celebration. also the star was put there by satan...and there were unlikely just 3 astologers...it just mentions 3 gifts...phew!...sorry about that.

  • No offense but the bible was written by men they could have said anything, and quite frankly it's full of shit

  • someone's going to hell, enjoy eternal damnation, say hi to hitler and attila the hun while your at it.

  • I'll say hi to your mother to she told me she'd been a naughty girl

  • What a superior conclusion to reach.

    History books - in fact all books - are written by men...right?

    Does that make them all full of shit because OH they could have said ANYTHING! Man this like makes the entire world of written material OBSOLETE!

    See that applies to things like newspapers and journalistic pieces, far more than the Bible...but sure, if you've got damning evidence the Bible is a pile of fantastic, conjured fecal matter - go ahead.

  • That's why I read fictional books : )

  • So you have a case of circular reasoning.

    you could say that, say, Lord of the Rings or the Harry Potter books or just your average little work of fiction, nicely airbrushed to make you feel better about the shitty world you live in - quite frankly they're full of shit. More so than the Bible, which is full of fact.

    you're right - that's why you read fiction.

  • You have no proof at all that the bible has any fact in it

  • again - that's why people like you read trite fiction.

    You know theres a thing called - called the internet? right? and er - you can find out anything you like. So the fact that anyone can state so glibly a completely ignorant thing is amazing.

    how about you try it. it's very simple - just type in your search engine 'the Bible wikipedia'. mmkay?

  • Wikipedia - Information is also uploaded by people, I'm bored of arguing now so let me say what i first said in a nicer way, Don't believe everything you hear / read / see / feel / smell

  • No, i think your version is:

    Don't believe anything you hear / read / see / feel / smell / unless it makes you feel good or you totally like it - otherwise it's like PROPAGANDA and maybe even some big CONSPIRACY!

    If encyclopaedias can't be trusted - not much can.

    I'll agree with you on the wikipedia, though - they do put a lot of waffle on it.

  • how is the bible full of fact when most of its the stories jesus told that he made up?

  • The stories he 'made up' were fables - look it up, there's really something to telling stories. The best story-tellers are the ones that take depth from their own lives and experiences and put it into their stories; the ones that have foundation in fact. That's what Jesus did, i think. People who don't acknowledge him as the son of God can at least acknowledge him as a wise and powerful man.

  • 'womb expulsions'

    XD

  • Nice video, very interesting! More power.

  • sorry iv being saving up for 5 montths

  • they should mmake this into a tv show

  • it's a time to think of others at that time when your a non beliver doomed to everlasting hell (like myself). apparently for parents their womb expulsions need thinking about all the time. what a 24hr. cristmas, winter solstace, haunaka, or id that is for them. lol. nice videos like.

  • jesus = sun

    zeitgeist

  • who cares when jebus was born this is COMEDY

  • if he had a moustache he'd have a striking resemblance to dr phil

  • Just for the record, Jesus was born (or would have been born, your choice) in year 1 AD.. not 0 AD .The calander actually starts at year 1.

  • If U want to be so precise, current calendar - that we use - was counted incorrectly (in medieval age) and so we're about 6-7 years late with correct date...

  • CzarKirk If you want to get historical about a little faith fairytale humor.. I would guess that they would have been using some Roman calendar at the time Jesus was alleged to have been born. So it would not have been called year "One" or "zero"

  • I know those things I am just saying, with the current system that we use, Jesus is considered to have been born in 1 AD and not 0.

  • It was 4BC actually.

    Modern calendars were miscalculated.

  • So Jesus Christ was born 4 years before Christ?

    Bwaaaah?

  • .... but Jesus wasn't even born on that date. It was a Roman festival, very pagan, absolutely nothing to do with Christianity, before it was the birth of Jesus.

  • Absolutely right, the midwinter festival has been celebrated in just about every culture which has discovered the calendar. The Biblical account of the birth of Jesus contai9ns claims which utterly refute a December birth (time of the census, shepherds tending flocks, Herod's Massacre of the Innocents). The Arab religions of Judaism, Christianity, & Islam are terrible thieves of other beliefs' gods, festivals & customs. Just look at Easter, originally an Anglo Saxon fertility festival.

  • thereal date of his birth is on january 6-7

  • "Womb expulsions."

    That made my day :D

  • LOL! Seriously, Graham, is it? You're an ABSOLUTE genius. You are just so hilarious and every video of yours is a gem. I remember when you first started creating videos; first video - FEATURED, and off you went. :D

  • the way calendars work now is different to back then so if it were in todays calendar year, Jesus would have been born on April 6.

    25th of dec comes from a pagan ritual were they thought they were losing the sun because it would be really low in the sky. around the 25th of dec is when the sun would get noticeably higher, so they'd celebrate the return of the sun, which i guess got mixed in with the son of god.

  • really? interesting, were did you learn that can you send me a link or something

  • lol! does he ever smile? lol :(

  • ha haha this cracked me up-its sooo funny!

  • LOL in the year 0!

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  • In sweden,we celebrate christmas the 24th of december,on the night. Why? no idea!

  • watch ZEITGEIST the movie.. its available free on youtube. maybe the 3 stars appear to line up 1 day earlier in ur country than the rest of the world?

  • happy winter solstice, happy hannuka,?? HAHAHA

  • 'womb expulsions' ROFL

    Brilliant stuff.

  • haha, nice touch ...famished oxen  = oxfam

  • How do I know you're really dead?

    I've never heard of a dead person typing.

    Though, judging by your punctuation, or lack there of, and your insistence on using all capital letters, I find your claim of being 7 entire believable.

  • This is a joke channel. Not a fucking documentary. GTFO.

  • no u

  • actually, as Jesus wasn't born in the United Kingdom, it is well possible that they tended their flock during that night... for some parts of the earth, december isn't the "cold time of the year"!

  • Shepherds only tend their flocks at night in Bethlehem during lambing season, that's the spring. In winter they were kept in corrals unwatched, or barns if cold.

    There is nothing in the bible which even hints that Jesus was born in December.

    "Christ's mass" in December started in the fourth century, hardly a coincidence on the same day that all the pagans had been celebrating.

  • actually bethlehem would have had a very similar climate to britain can u imagine being outside on the hills at night tending sheep in the freezing cold, i cant and neither did they

  • ? betlehem is somewhere in the middle-east... and its kinda much much hoter and dryer there than in britain.

  • they do get snow in winter, search "bethlehem in winter" in google and u will c, and not forgetting that the sheep would have been on "the hills" which would have been colder anyway and more exposed to the elements

  • ya him

  • y does islam send all the followers to hell? they have the concept of heaven too. not sure at all about the jews, but i doubt the muslims would like to be grouped with them at all lol

  • @ Nickohendo Does the term "satire" mean anything to you?

  • Jesus was born on the 14th of May in 6 BC according to the best sources, this includes the early church.

    However the celebration of his birth was moved to the 25th of December. People have been celebrating the 25th for a long while, so it seemed most sensible to put all the parties on one day I guess.

  • jesus is a lie

  • Real person. Stories blown out of proportion. Poisoned, not crucified.

  • DAMN RIGHT

  • I love Furious! It is so funny!

  • womb expultions LOL

  • omg what bollox we all talk

  • why is it that british people think that americans talk real sloppy and annoying and american think we sound like that we dont talk posh you talk sloppy and common

  • dude im british n i think ur accent is well cool :) and english people have different accents dependant on where they coem from

  • I am too I should have said we have instead of british lol are you a girl or boy i like you comment i'd like to add you

  • jesus was born some 300~400 years b.c. (before christ)... oopss... christian maths...

  • um, bc doesn't actually literally stand for before christ. it's latin, and i think it translates to "the day of our lord", either that or ad stands for that

  • i live in one of the former british colonies!

  • fuck that oxfam keeps half the donations

  • happy new year greybloke u r funny ,,, i think some brains aint formed enough 2 get your kind of humour yet,they will get there i hope for me u them everybody,o no i burst into song all da best 4 09 keep smilin

  • One makes a donation to Oxfam.

  • i dont get it :s is it supposed to be funny

  • "Womb expulsions" lmao!

  • why is everyone so concerned with arguing about the pagan or not pagan origins of the holiday? can't people just appreciate the humour?

    thanks for a year of great vids somegreybloke. Looking forward to sharing 2009 with you! =)

  • Oh frak that was dull, even duller than the fraking queen.

  • Lovely! You're the best! (There was no year "0" however... and no Jesus... but other than that, spot on, mate!)

  • videos for me are not loading anymore ... my conection is high speed wireless ... any solutions please??? only the loading circle keeps spinning in the middle of the player

  • maybe u dont have enough space in c drive

  • LOL dis is very funny

  • BTW Nice video! :)

  • NO! Christmas or the feast of the Incarnation of Jesus Christ is not nor has it ever been a pagan ceremony! The ancient world celebrated the solstace but no specific holiday on this date. This is a christian feast albeit given to mask earlier dates as the bringing of light! Thank you.

  • Isn't Jesus just a rip off of Krishna?

    Christianity is my favourite fairytale.

  • Thanks. I am sure that you must know more about fairies than I do!

  • wtf

  • xasdfr hjkccdswqrtghjkig

  • nick is gay

  • Eh, I don't really care when Jesus was born - if he was born at all.

    Tis just a video...

  • Great animation, love it. x

  • 'it wasn't recorded' :D

  • LOL oxfam!

  • guess any donations from Pagans and Jews is out of the question then or is there money still exceptable even if there beliefs aren`t bloody Christians throw them to the lions i say !

  • i cant afford you.

  • he was born in spring. get your facts strait

  • good cause ! and some very funny vids quite a few of them have actually made me LOL. so well done guys keep it up

  • For those who are Christian, Jesus was born in 8 A.D. sometime in October. December didn't exist at that time.

  • this man knows the truth lol, but lets be honest man killed gods son, so if you were god and had ignored man for this ammount of time... would u be letting people come to heaven still too? lol seems to me like god holds a grudge ;)

  • and and

    christmas was originally pagan

    XD

    like easter etc

    lol

  • HE WAS BORN IN APRIL

  • then why would we celebrate christmas in the winter? idiot.

  • It's a pagan celebration.

    Jesus was no born on the 25th. People know around when he was born, it wasn't around the 25th.

  • To usurp the pagan holidays

  • no, more obsessed with size of womb expulsions, than our fellow men with the size of their posterior expulsions...equal rights, yaaah!!

  • wow coolest voice ever! i haven't seen any of your other vids, but ill be checking them out. it's great you use your videos for a good cause, keep it up! =)

  • boring.

  • no thanks im not stupid or gullable thank you reverend moses, although i will go out score myself some coke maybe some weed and go relax and take a good long look at the real world and the things around us that naturally came to be without the hand of anything lol ;)

  • were you interviewed for creature comforts?

    wierd question i know but you sound like some guy in it (i was watching the DVD the other day)

  • Nope, not me.

  • perhaps we should nominate you :) start a petition or something? :)

  • Hi, if you like adventure short-movies with CG special effects click on my nick. I hope you enjoy! :)

  • PROBS WIRED TO YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT

  • really, like the donation money is going to go to oxfam hes going to keep it for himself

    n00bs

  • Yeah, like I know how to hack the Justgiving website to reroute donations to my own account.

  • it's a well-known website for charitable donation which i seriously doubt anyone could hack without it being noticed. n00b.

  • EyehateTurbans, I am suprised youtube has not banned your IP yet.

  • what is this niggers must die silly black oooooons

  • Actually, Christ's birth is only CELEBRATED on the 25th of December. No one actually knows his birthdate. Orthodox Christians believe it was in January. Some believe it was even in May.

  • Miserable cunt...

  • lol

    why are there so many philosophical and religious arguments on this page... :|

  • also

    "and if you havent noticed- moses died about 2000 yrs ago"

    wow thats gota be the most retarded statement ive ever read on youtube, strangely enough YES i assumed seeing as it was a long time ago that he would be dead you see what i mean about the religious people who talk to other like idiots? its hilarious, because they dont like it when they get the same thing back lol

  • that's aimed at airfaith btw not any of you's guys :)

  • and my name airfaith? why does it HAVE to have anything to do with faith? lool really are you that stupid that your over reading into my name? lmfao you must be stupid sorry to say, but your overreaching there im afraid, airfaith is the name of a band, air comes from the band AIR and faith comes from the band FAITHLESS lol its that simple

  • what crap is this ????

    what kind of message is it

  • will u ever shut your mouth

  • SCROOOOGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • CRAP

  • Read your bible stupid!

    Jesus weighed 7lb 12oz.

    It is recorded in 'statistics - chapter 3 verse 10'

  • and if you BELIEVE everything you read as fact.... then you too are an idiot sir, you honestly think you can believe everything you read in that book then wow, we may aswell all start believing santa still exsits and slies around with reighndeers lool. some people are BEYOND fukkin stupid, this is why the worlds fallin apart ppl like you, gullable an believes everything they read in a BOOK

  • well said!

  • Trust me mate get me on the religious debate anytime, religious people SUCK! all they do is complain an cause trouble an push there beliefs on other people an have a go at other peoples beliefs start wars, theyre the biggest organised CULT in the world an its funny how we have so many religions i mean, u cant ALL be fukkin right can u eh so explain that one? get moses to part the sea then put all religious ppl in the middle of it pay moses a tenner to let it go an the world wud be a better place

  • and who is this message REALLY aimed for?

    you SUCK!!

    itz culture

    live with it you sad ass

  • I agree, and if a christian could part a SEA 2000 years ago I'll give anyone £5 who can part my ornamental pond next week - I bet i'll get no takers. Religion is a load of bollocks invented to make poor people behave themselves and stay happy with the 'shit end of the stick' of a life they've got. LIVE YOUR OWN LIVES AND BE NICE TO OTHERS. STOP KILLING PEOPLE IN THE NAME OF MYTHS. THIS LIFE IS THE ONLY ONE YOU'LL GET - THAT'S NOT A BAD THING - MAKE THE MOST OF IT.

  • well said mr loki

    but lets be honest is moses really parted the sea, maybe he was like jesus and jesus rose from the dead, not apparently mate ITS COLD HARD FACT go ask the CSI team lol :p

    but if he can rise from the dead an moses parted the sea maybe moses, NEVER DIED??? maybe he is still out there somewhere parting soup in a diner like in bruce almighty lol

    i find it funny most none religous ppl are generally kinder and nicer than the religous folk

    haev a happy new year loki

  • "..ITS COLD HARD FACT go ask the CSI team lol :p"

    Actually the CSI team can only tell us what 'ought' to have happened. They can't tell us what DID happen. Miracles are rare events, but that doesn't mean they don't happen. For example, a hole-in-one is a rare event, but when we witness one we have no trouble believing it.

    Sober, sane, eyewitnesses provide greater evidence for a hole-in-one no matter how regularily the golfer had missed in the past.. Accounts in scripture are no different.

  • ...... it was a joke but tbh dude witness's mean nothing when theyre writing a book, its called writing fiction my friend except alota people get fiction and fact mixed up as they did with the bible and its tall stories.

  • "...... it was a joke but tbh dude witness's mean nothing when theyre writing a book, its called writing fiction my friend."

    Actually, it's a bit more than one book. Have you heard of the Ipuwer Papyrus, the Babylonian Deluge Tablet, the Ebla tablets? These are all Extra-biblical witness accounts, that confirm the verity of the Bible. --This is more than fiction my friend, it's archeology.

  • not this again, YES ive read all about it, it donst PROVE anything and certainly dosnt make god, the bible or any of it more or less of a fact than it was in the first place, its a book of some possible fact mixed with a HELL of alota fiction and i certainly dont base my belief system on a book of tall stories, if i did id be more inclinded to believe in lord of the rings or murder on the orient express than that, both alot more realistic and have the same ammount of proof as the bible.... none