Portal 2 Investment Opportunities Bot Trust Trailer [HD]

[xTheFawns]

robots gave us 6 extra seconds of cowapurration ROFLHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[LeeLaz2008]

Press 7.

[TheLegoman2852]

Its all simulated.... NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[djfedoraman]

press 3 over and over for botbotbotbotbotbotbotbot

press 5 over and over for robot-dancing!!!!

[Gravitirax]

Genre: Shooter (in description)

Nope...

[dandan3647]

@Gravitirax aw i was about to comment that! D:

[pizzagrenade]

Guys, it's JK Simmons.

[Daenekindternational]

I used to play Portal 2, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Alexanderthegreat119]

@Daenekindternational No it's "Then i took a laser to the knee" DUHHH

[Littlemandude11]

7 for BAM!

[thaBoomDocta]

they look like the robots from jimmy neutron...

[Nerd322]

Cave you legend

[sozati70]

press 3 to "Butts." And heab banging.

[OHMYFUCKINGJOSH]

@Jazmyn106892 You're getting your copy of xbox?Orly?

[anthonyiscool99]

thats why humans shouldnt take dangerous test. let the robots do it oh ye

[CowsGoPoo21]

so it takes robots longer to do what we can do...

i see no improvement

[Naymy]

@CowsGoPoo21 lol

[fluffymuffin1]

22 people havnt played portal

[MinecraftMapCenter]

Hello.This statement is false.

[heroepato]

@MinecraftMapCenter *head explodes*

[animekun720]

@MinecraftMapCenter

...yeah...I heard that one before......

[Gamefreak365247]

@MinecraftMapCenter Yeah. The thing about that is that that's an incorrect paradox. You could be referring to the sentence "Hello." prior to the actual statement. The way you would ACTUALLY set up for it, and valve actually did this incorrectly, is you would say "The following statement is true. The previous statement is false."

[peg12356]

@Gamefreak365247 yawn

[Gamefreak365247]

@peg12356 You didn't have to read it, asshole.

[supahninjadawg]

The (pan)CAKE is a lie

[MingmingHill400]

"The solution? Robots! Then... fire the guys who made those robots... And build better robots!"

[24Thatninjaguy]

by fire does he mean test?

[LegoMovieMan44]

"Then we'll fire the guy who built those robots and build better robots!"

[xDoomShocker71x]

21 humans cannot be trusted

[MasterSwordMario]

1 8 9 and 0 all show logos D:

[Sirrockyqo]

0:18 20 people got hit by Atlas's Fryingpancakes

[YearOfTheShadow]

Is it just me or does P-body always end up killing Atlas?

[WolvesRCool2000]

@YearOfTheShadow Atlas killed P-body one time in the co-op trailer.

[adster132]

*cough* simon and lewis *cough*

[rofllol39]

Gabe Newell is 0:08

[guybidkar]

@rofllol39 LMAO!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

[falmouthleedsfan]

@rofllol39

dude, J.K Simmons

[HUMONGASOUR]

press 8 for "BAM!"

[Evolfurnace]

ASSHOLES STOP STEALING VALVE'S VIDEOS!!!!!

[runeman464]

@Evolfurnace

ASSFUCK, LEARN THAT MACHINIMA HAS PERMISSION!!!!!!1!!!one!!!!!!!­!!!!!11!!eleven!!!!!!

[xXViewtifulJoeXx]

20 people got hit with a combustible lemon (cave johnson lemons)

[Stupidhobbo]

20 people could not be trusted

[DOMEPEACE420]

good job robots

[WillytheKing]

at Caperture laboraories nobody gets fired...their kill and their organs are sold at the highest price XD

[mrmythicman]

those robots where made after cave Jonson's death so how is this possible?

[pokebuddy1]

@mrmythicman

It just is.

[narutoluver2111]

20 people were fired from Aperture Labratories for building defective robots

[BlueSpirit2100]

it cost 400,000 dollars to make robots trust for 6 seconds

[cixlo]

@BlueSpirit2100

trust = gold, silver, coal, diamond, rocket fuel, and getting laid all in one.

[t3hc0mm3nt3r]

@iiswatchingu you know that that means??? That the humans killed each other 1 second BEFORE the test even started @.@

[MarioGamer200]

Is it always atlas who gets pwnt?

[TuiSongs]

0:08 HOW DARE THEY BURN THAT MANY COMPANION CUBES!!!

[lpatriquin]

@TuiSongs nahh, there just weighted storage cubes. theres a difference

[KingofStrawberries]

@lpatriquin Yeah, Weighted Companion Cubes don't have hearts...wait, those DO! NUUU! D=

[iiswatchingu]

theres only 5 seconds of coroporative coroperation....<-- WTF!

[igonnafuckyouup]

How lovely (:

[brenbat08]

investors are all over that!

[ffinfinity1]

ahaha i love J K Simmins

[ffinfinity1]

@ffinfinity1 Simmon :)

[Hacktor666]

@ffinfinity1 Oh YES!! :D ....

[ErasableNinja]

@zukesify i had to watch it again cause i was all like wtf!?!

[doogle5747]

Cave Johnson is voiced by J K Simmons (Bad-tempered news guy from Spiderman)

[roadrunner82897]

wow ATLAS and P-body really thats the names? I thought it was just Blue an Orange. I guesse you learn something new every day.

[kepyas5]

Shorter version: 0:11 - 0:37

[uzidagamer]

if you notcied he said 'the key to uninsuccessful cooperative tests...'

thumbs up if you figured that out :D

[alexpik7]

@uzidagamer

he said the key any successful cooperative test.

[mastapayps]

@uzidagamer "to ANY successful" you just heard him wrong

[Myrthin]

@uzidagamer He said "the key to ANY successful cooperative tests..."



[VirgilwithanE]

The solution: Robots! Then... fire the guys who made THOSE robots, and build BETTER robots!

Cave Johnson = epic

[cod5x]

@VirgilwithanE its cave not dave and bys GLADYS do you mean GLADOS or are you just a troll

[VirgilwithanE]

@cod5x Sorry, yes, I meant Cave and didn't know it was spelled GLADOS. I thought I removed that comment! I gave up trolling. I'm just a noob at this particular game, lol.

[DSvictory]

O_o

[ChuckNorris9585]

did you know

vevo makes youtube free

if we didn't have adds you would have to pay $5 a month to watch videos

All those adds your bitching about keep the site free they only put adds so they can make this site free for you,they are not the greedy corporate asses, you guys are greedy, youtube is not free to run yet they make it free for you, so stop bitching unless you want to pay for youtube!

thumbs this up to put at the top so it gets noticed.

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[aceW3RM]

[:{|)

[ThEP1r4tE]

@minecrafttoyou Actually they are greedy, for youtube was a free site before google bought it, so if the company that made youtube would've still owned it, youtube might have been add free.

[mrabudi1]

lol i bet in multiplayer all the players are trolls and kill each other

[DepecheBowie]

GOOD JOB ROBOTS!:D

[silverpuddingstudios]

hmm i think aperture technology digeressed. glados gave me 18 testchambers of trust

[1bardh1]

i wish i could let these guys know how funny these trailers are

[gamerdude746]

It's as if Valve knows what we're gonna do in multiplayer already. :D

[pokemonandcp]

@gamerdude746 lol I know right?

[gratianray2]

@gamerdude746 haha

[trekhead1]

next year when we ask for ep. 3 for hl2 they will say that portal 2 was it....and then give us a middle thinger and announce half life 3

[AstroPingooen]

20 people are humans. Which can't be trusted.

[LordDarthAnger]

0:17 ftw

[3256austin]

The trust is a LIE!

[thegreenghost1000]

@3256austin the comment is a LIE!

[3256austin]

@thegreenghost1000 *gasp*! WHAT NEXT?!?!?

[thegreenghost1000]

@3256austin your gasp is a LIE!

[3256austin]

@thegreenghost1000 your YOU ARE A LIE!

[thegreenghost1000]

@3256austin your comment about my comment on your gasp is a LIE!

[zkaymon]

I LOVE Cave Johnson!!!!!

[TheFinalEpic]

6 extra seconds of coperation... LOL

[PieGuy950]

How on earth is this video related to "Kitteh plays the harp"?

[shipmaster97]

20 ppl had to be the person under the apple.

[toniverite]

0:17 (Bottom Right Corner): Who else wants their copy of portal 2 to include an UNILATERAL FORCE-INDUCED ISOKINETIC BREAKFAST robot?

[ABritishGamer]

The dislikes are a lie.

[ArchArturo]

20 people were hired to build better robots.

[RubiixCat]

the genre is shooter? I thought it was puzzle

[guy8900]

@RubiixCat It is shooter, you shoot portals.

[toniverite]

@RubiixCat Its puzzle. Otherwise it would not be rated E10+

[RubiixCat]

its not puzzle, if you go on game its not in the puzzle section, and in the video it says shooter

[toniverite]

@RubiixCat The first game was puzzle, seemed right to assume valve would make the second a puzzle as well.

[Andiatus]

@RubiixCat Is a shooter because you use the gun to... shoot... portals...Yeah!

[RubiixCat]

yeah but there if you didn't know because of it saying the genre you would think it would be a puzzle game. cuz some other games you shoot stuff but its not a shooter

[Iblis478]

@RubiixCat Sorta a combo of the two.

[miffoman2]

This is the best trailer i have ever seen dot

[CaptainCapsize]

this looks like something from pixar! AWESOME!

[DrunkDriver62]

20 people got lied to :p

[birddhunterr]

when i play co-op play i can just imagine how much me and my buddy are gonna lead each other to our death

[arty000123]

I like cake.

[fremag123vif]

I refuse! They are still blue and orange! LalalalalLalalalalalalalaalala­lalala

[Sigmaxer]

Cool! From now, we can officially call the robots by their names, the blue is ATLAS, and the orange is P-Body. :D

[deutscheinvasion]

Now what about when it comes to human's controlling said robots?

[cryoutBenehime]

question, is what the narrator guy gonna be in the game or is he only here for the videos? anyone know?

[Sigmaxer]

@cryoutBenehime The narrator is no other than Cave Johnson, the Founder of Aperture Science, and yes, he will be in the game, but his role is still unknown.

[cryoutBenehime]

@Sigmaxer thanks, and i didnt say his name cause i didnt know if it was cave or cane or somethin wierd...didnt wanna get a ton of people correcting me

[Sigmaxer]

@cryoutBenehime oh i see, lol, no problem buddy n_n

[grappemake]

Bam, robots give us 6 extra seconds of co-op LOL!

[lnnouva]

what?! ... 6 extra seconds of co-operation!? thats good enough for me XD

[alexjuuh1]

wait, how can Cave Johnson do the voice over?! He died of kidney failure and brain damage.. Or at least he was dying.. Not sure if he actually died.

[Woland94]

Wait, did the special offer to get the roll cage skin 0:17 from gamestop come before or after this ad? LOL

[funland05]

In robots we trust!

[krasotkamargo]

???

[Tedworthington]

Good job Robots!

[Skid00everest340]

haha mybe the most wierd and funniest trailer ever haha

[spenore]

i wish i was 2d like the people who work at Aperture Laboratories

[wowthatsfunnylol]

Seriously. Valve could make movies far better than pixar or dreamworks.

[glich86]

BAM, robots gave us 6 extra seconds of cooperation. good job robots

HAHAHAHAHAHA CANT WAIT!

[CH33Z3BURG3Rz]

0:17 Today ain't your day, pancakes!

[TransformiceJuckter1]

6 extra years of work for 6 extra seconds of trust, that's why I love Aperture.

[Lionist132]

HE beat himself with a pan XP

[M3rc1993]

Is it going to be local split screen or just online co op plz reply

[Samuelrt5]

@M3rc1993 makes more sense online, at least on pc, but for consoles split srceen could work, maybe, dont know

[ZOMbyNE]

@Samuelrt5 On the console it's going to be shit so who cares.

[wiflare]

Whoever made those first robots, i want to hire you. Have one of them make pancakes and the other one make bacon.

[RimksssOBB]

@wiflare Right sir. That would be 24k each.

[wiflare]

@RimksssOBB is there any way i could pay you over time? how about 5k each year for 10 years?

[AdamAirlines]

does any1 else miss the 55th second???

[dray2104]

bam the robots gave us six extra sec or trust

[Drogsboy97]

bam!

[iFail4Real]

Lesson learned: Robots and humans can't be trusted.

XDDDDDD

[jayjayguillermo]

@iFail4Real how about put aliens in the game ?

[iFail4Real]

@jayjayguillermo IDK. Maybe they'll do the same.

[MrSaboteur1000]

LOL



[freakofnature1yo]

whhaaaaaaaa????

[SamSquaredInc]

17 people were pushed into a fiery pit of death during a trust exercise.

[aeth0]

*sigh*

A game is much more than the main character you use. In fact, for much of Portal, I was more concerned with not dying than checking whether or not the jiggle physics were working correctly.

Also, Chell is still in Portal 2, just in single player.

[pecolinko]

wow that much... that is so fucking amzing six seconds more. i would kill myself for that much time

[RyuuAkamatsu]

I would trust P-body with 6 seconds of my life.

[foolish718]

sure those robots are more trusting.... but can u have sex with them???

[Asaincrossthestreet]

Did anyone that the first robots had the special pre order equip?

[capitanqueso]

DAMN! I was hopping they put a hot chic this time, bouncing and falling watching her reflection. And what they do? Robots!!!

Robots?!?!

You got to be kidding!! Must be a Japanese, robot lover idea I guess...

Lousy, lame, lazy programmers

Is easy a robot's physic than a human woman I guess.

Hope someone made a MOD with girls instead of robots.

[thegamemaster800]

@capitanqueso You still play as a woman the bots are only for co-op

[capitanqueso]

@thegamemaster800 Is she hot?

[thegamemaster800]

@capitanqueso Same as the person from portal 1

[capitanqueso]

@thegamemaster800 bummer

[1Nekit1]

haha

[AdmiralBiach]

FUCK YAH!

[Misterexistence]

Portal 2...jizz



[Misterexistence]

Portal 2...jizz



[DanikROFLCopter]

21 Days... can't... wait... fucking valve release dates

[FunnyCaster]

i want a valve movie

[flatpenguin97]

0:15 lol

[HugAcreeper12]

Yeah humans cant be trusted and if they wouldnt kill thmeselves then they wouldnt do the tests easy enough :D

[CaptainGrahamMan]

i wouldn't trust me either