Alex Reads Twilight: Ch.1

[freakandpr0ud]

I LOVE HIM!!!!



[xXpurpletuesdayXx]

I haven't read this book since I was in sixth grade.... it seemed so much less... idiotic back then.

[TheEmzBemz]

4:09 'oh I can't believe that happened, what are the chances'. Heavy Sarcasm!

[abcdefgbinky]

i think this might be the 6th time i am re-watching this!!!

[PersonOfImportance]

"The younger people think it's a brilliant book and everyone else thinks it's shit."

Lol. The captions were so inaccurate.

"The other people seem to love this but I think it's pretty and everyone else is that shit."

[CohesionyNewspaper]

"The younger people think it's a brilliant book and everyone else thinks it's shit."

*younger girls that haven't read Harry Potter or watched Doctor Who and/or Buffy.

[locketblue]

@CohesionyNewspaper

I'm 14 and I've watched every single Doctor Who episode, I can quote everything from Harry Potter, I've seen most of Buffy and more of Angel, and I dont think Twilight is shit.

Please dont put me into that category :C

[ParaSoph01]

@CohesionyNewspaper

Hey I'm nearly 20 and Ive read Both Twilight And Harry Potter and LOVE them both. I also know of people in there 40's and 50's that have read and loved twilight but also loved harry potter. although there is a woman I work with that hates harry potter.

Also Doctor who is shit. sorry had to be said. :D

[CohesionyNewspaper]

@ParaSoph01 Sophie... It's me, Maddi. You know, duck, chook, chuck... Yeah, that's my comment....

[ParaSoph01]

@CohesionyNewspaper Who is this sophie you speak of?

I know it is I wanted to see if you like me and are prone to getting into Youtbe comment wars.

Also what the bloody hell is a Chook? Don't think I've ever called you that have I?

[bloodlightningXD]

Alex, can you read the My Immortal fic? I reckon you reading it would be freaking hilarious xD

[404jessie]

People get their hair cut. That's just what they do. :')

[WifeofCarlisleCullen]

Gotta love the Buffy the Vampire Slayer poster behind him.

[tycoonwelly1]

Lol this book sucks!!!

[aaahhhhaaaahhhh]

Your Better of reading the Bible or Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance...by Robert M Pirsing...Amazing read.

[brianajs925]

1. Did you get the haircut for free?

2. Read New Moon!

[evercast2]

Buffy <3

[zazeezoo17]

Ha. The ad that come up with this was for Breaking Dawn... or Révélation in French.

[Teddiii95]

I was mugged

What's he look like?

he was tall with bronze hair!

LOL!

[PartFlyingSquirrel]

I'm Bella, and I'm shit in every way!

[SurfaceCollison]

Read and Rant. That's class right there.

[StarkidBeforeGleek]

Re-re-re-re-re-re-rewatching this series. Instead of studying for MidYear Exams. Nailed it? I think so.

[AtomicChickenRacing]

this is the only way i managed to get through this book.

[extremelyhappysimmer]

IK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i never understood why she moves to forks thats a huge plothole!!!!!

[Jakey8923]

His personality is so much like Charlie's ;D

[fireshshadow92]

no offence to twilight but i cannot stand the books i mean i read the first 10 chapters and its just ....boring enough said.

[mirygilmore]

buffy poster.... <3

[Nannawho1]

bloody start it already!!!

[musicalmedli]

After putting off watching these for so long I've decidded for no real reason that now was the time.

[Ahhhhdddd]

When I first read twilight I became obsessed now it's just annoying. I prefer the southern vampire series or the house of night series. There both about vampires but unlike twilight there FREAKEN AWESOME!!!  Ps some might know the southern vampire series and the tv show true blood!

[codyluvuswagergirl]

maybe this would be better if he didn't talk like that....and to fast....

[Emmitaytaytaylor]

ah my names bella and im shit in EVERYWAY

[PiNkDeViLbItEs]

HAHAHA I THINK ITS SHIT AND IM 12, HARRY POTTER IS WWWAAAYYYY BETTER

[codyluvuswagergirl]

@PiNkDeViLbItEs r u retarded????? i hate harry potter!!;D

[MorganvilleRide65]

@codyluvuswagergirl

Simmer down...and HARRY POTTER FTW!

[4thfuzzed]

@codyluvuswagergirl well, Harry Potter lasted a lot longer than Twilight, and made a ton more money. (I am aware Twilight isn't actually over yet, but as soon as Breaking Dawn Part II comes out it will be, and Potter was more successful regardless)

[PiNkDeViLbItEs]

@4thfuzzed thankies for backing me up :3 love you :3 BTW im just being weird right now(:

[TheOstentatiousM]

It doesn't seem like this was 2009. I feel like this was just a few months ago. lol

[Stamroe]

Years after and still comments :|

[ScotsGirl96]

not a very good hairdresser, obviously.

[Anum897]

lol! You almost make twishite bearable! :D I think this series was really meant to be comedy!

[cookiemonsta188]

I couldn't read Twilight because it gave me a headache so I need to watch you read it so i can pay attention

[TaylorHughesChannel]

So is he gay?

[nerdsrsocoollike]

@TaylorHughesChannel Who, Alex? Fuck no.

[sarakatefisher9]

@TaylorHughesChannel

Nope.

[acatcalledronald]

Alex looks really hot here, god damn.

[loveobug123]

"ahhh stupid girl" <-- lawls

[LeelaRockz]

@AubreyJeanette just because you dont believe doesnt mean you have to disrespect other peoples beliefs. i believe in god and im proud of it

[carolinehylton987]

Dude. Honestly. READ NEW MOON! :)

[Purdonnnnn1873]

Edward Cullen is a fairy.

[makeupmayhem957]

Rewatching this series... hilarious.

[snowpixie15]

I will never get tired of this.

[houseofel27]

Becky before I knew about Becky!

[RocketingMeerKat]

look at my channel @RocketingMeerKat

[tropigirl88]

kudos to good taste with the buffy poster in the background!

[DeathByMyNote]

@LoveOrBeHated I wasn't dissing the Bible. I was trying to diss Twilight. I may not believe, but I have RESPECT for those things. Not everyone hates on the Bible if they don't believe. I'm sorry to all you religous people, but not everyone tries to hate on you.

[LoveOrBeHated]

@DeathByMyNote i'm not religious, i just believe in God. there's a difference and Twilight sucks :P thanks for the respect though, good to know there's decent people on youtube

[Indigokitteh]

@DeathByMyNote Thank you. It's nice to read a respectful comment for once. :)

[idonteatturtles]

before Twilight, Forks was a friggen ghost town that didn't even show up on the Washington state weather, after Twilight its been raped by nonstop Twilight crap everywhere

[ilovemelikeyouall]

"Oh stupid girl"

my favorite quote.

[megalrypete]

I made my cousin watch all of your videos.

She used to be a Twilight fan...now she's just an Alex fan.

Mission accomplished :)

[charlotte2498]

@sarakatefisher9 Weird

[DeathByMyNote]

Apparently, according to CC, it's fox high school.

*Sigh* If only...

[DeathByMyNote]

I've read Twilight, and I don't know it starts with a Bible quotes.

Well, that shows how shit it is.

[LoveOrBeHated]

@DeathByMyNote okay, you can diss Twilight, please DO NOT diss the Bible. I don't care if you don't believe, dissing God is as low as you can go.

[AubreyJeanette]

@LoveOrBeHated god isn't real. get over it.

[LoveOrBeHated]

@AubreyJeanette your opinion, not mine

[bigalbable]

You don't believe ! ! ! OK ! ! ! WE DON'T CARE KEEP YOUR BELIEFS TO YOURSELF ! ! !

And while i'm talking about this... how do you think we got here... what do you believe ? whatever it doesn't matter... ur comment had nothing to do with the video so keep it to yourself 

[1995greyma]

Oh, I can't believe that happened, what are the chances.

[TheJasmineault]

I like twilight and I still find these videos fucking hilarious and true.

[YourFictionalAffair]

1) Turn on CC.

2) Watch and read.

3) Comment on this video and let Alex know how much you love him(:

I WANT TO BE MRS. NERIMON<3

[ErinDaAwzome]

And a Buffy the vampire slayer poster is in the background.

[campbell1433]

I love how he started this off so optimistically compared to how it ends xD

[xmmgxX]

I'm fifteen and I think twilight is shit... I think you mean SOME younger people. I much prefer The Hunger Games etc.

[chopchop8916]

LOL the Jack of Diamonds

[Syddd997]

I love you Alex !

[FpsMrBritain]

twilight sucks

[MultiYoussy]

"my name's bella and i'm shit in every way!" hahahhaha

[Nainikarathore]

The book is a good example of how sometimes s#!+ happens

[GallifreyXFalling]

I'd love to know what this guy thought about my books....

[awesomelyizzy]

if my hairdresser 'scissored my ear'...?! :O xx

[mandygracerox101]

I've read Twilight! (I hated it) I didn't know it started with a bible quote.....

[MalibuSunday]

'She scissored my ear!'

[TheJubeJube13]

Alex, only five of them were there at lunch the first day, Carlisle and Esme were at home or the hospital, they're not students.

[blondbrunetteredhed1]

" hi , my names bella , and im shit in every way . "

well , she wouldnt be a lier .

[minimeercat]

i don't know why i like twilight i'm from washington and i love it. UNLIKE SOME CRAZY FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.

[specialmehyaya]

Oh Alex, I love you. This is the first video on your channel that I've ever seen, and I love you terribly, just for your Buffy poster. It's your amazingly witty speech pattern and adorable giggle that makes me ~adore~ you :)

[SixtyNineWoodstock]

You saw yourself in the camera with Twilight in your hand and Buffy in the background.

[MangoTangoDango]

haha, I love that, "aww, stupid girl"

[janistonbest]

"This is a sentence."

I'm already a better writer that Stephanie Meyer.

[EmilyMcConkeyVideos]

I had a really bad day today, but this made me smile :)

[lachatestsurlamur]

Twilight isn't a love story, it's about lust. Basically, the whole story is "I want to have sex but I'm going to wait."

-_-

[Mis4Mika]

you: i was mugged!

them: what did they look like??

you: he was tall with bronze hair!

[TVDAnnu]

The first thing I saw was Buffy,thumbs up for Buffy!

[Indigokitteh]

@TVDAnnu A man who loves Buffy is automatically amazing in my book.

[Wrash16]

@TVDAnnu Actually, I think the first thing you saw was a girl wearing fluffy glasses *trollface*

[vanillatwilight82]

Twilight is ridiculous, but I'm a fan. Makes no sense whatsoever. I agree with him though, Bella is an egocentric whiny little bish.

[JoJoCo9669]

@vanillatwilight82 I hate admitting it, but I'm a fan too. The writing itself is kind of crap, but there's something about the story I just can't help but like. But don't get the wrong idea, Harry Potter is a hundred times better XD

[Schubackk]

Oh my Jesus, Buffy poster in the background! ♥

Also, Twilight sucks. ;)

[balance101oldshoes]

Lmfao! I was robbed! Wha'd he look like? He was tall with bronze hair. Im not supose to b up haha but i think im caught now cause of my laughter. Ohh my hosh your funny

[Darthbrandon]

you just earned yourself a sub, my man

[maxdolfijntje]

wow, even hearing qoutes from that book make me feel mind fucked

[TsukiYamanaka]

buffy poster in the back!!!! BUFFY COME BACK A STAKE EDWARD!!!!

[AwesomelyPossimpible]

Buffy! YES!

[MissiCupcake553]

Tousled, bronze hair?

Bronze is a metal.

If only he had a bronze beard, he would be Lady GaGa's dream guy.

[xXfivefeettallXx]

someone show this to stephenie meyer XD

[MistyMorningKristy]

Yeah, honestly, when I read the line about ivory skin, I automatically compared Bella to a bar of soap, lol

[360army]

Thats becky from his new years vid

[RoxyIndiiexRobinson]

what could be more obvious than a sign saying forks high school?! Stupid girl!

[0oPerson]

I like how he has a Buffy poster behind him.... :D

[skittles1800]

Like she smelled weird, AND SHE DID. Haha.

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

I started reading the book last year dropped and just re-picked it up, I am now physicing myself up for disappointment as I read...

[katesthabest]

i read all the books but i never realised how retarded it was til you read it!! hahahahahaa,, your brilliant,,

[BubblePredator42]

ugggghhh stupid girl.

[kukudube]

Love this!!

[moonlilly467]

I was mugged!

What did he look like?!

Tall with bronze hair xD

BRILLIANT XD

[FlozaBozaMcNoza]

u must hate the catcher in the rye

[sarakatefisher9]

Nerimon led me to Charlie, not the other way around.

[awesomelyizzy]

@sarakatefisher9 wish i could say the same...but you can't choose who people recommend to you... xx

[clarepies]

@sarakatefisher9 heh heh same

[PwinZessKismet96]

I LOVE YOUR BUFFY POTSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TvChic19]

i love twilight but these videos make me laugh!

[DoctorWhoRocks10000]

The International No.1 Failure

[kristibadblood]

the buffy poster, i almost died, you're fucking awesome!

[DorkyBelle]

she moved to forks to leave her mom alone and to be with her dad, her mom's new husband moves around alot and she didnt want to be a bother. LOL ive read the book like 6 times hahaha yet i still make fun of it & love it hahahahaha 15 year olds LOL

[cullensister99]

Iamsocoollike.

[elephantsonparade321]

I love how a Buffy the Vampire Slayer poster is right behind him.

[manniop3]

charlie told me to watch you......

wise man!!!

[elephantsonparade321]

I love how a Buffy the Vampire Slayer poster is right behind him.

[redishsetters]

I'm watching this series for the second time coz I'm socoollike ;D

[everythingxandxmore]

i have read the book and i still didnt know it started with a bible quote...

[MEGAMIZZP]

have u seen the movies because if u have aal off ur questions would be answered

[Hyperluna]

People have told me I've got bronze-ish hair...it's more honey-ish or light brown/dark blonde. :/ ILY ALEX YOUR SO EFFING FUNNY XD

[nicit6]

This video is most popular with: Females 13-34

...YOU DON'T SAY?

[Channotek72]

My names Bella, and I am shit in every way.

[sarahmaylawl]

A cute little fella being chased by a dog! :)

[s0ciallyawkward1]

watching this series for the third time like a boss

[suburbanweekend]

i want to be a writer this a good video to watch so i know what NOT to do when i'm writing a novel.

[XxLifeIsLuckxX]

I'm reading adrian mole at school, and I agree with you! xD

[OMEGA07250]

Haters will be haters .

I'm a TWIHARD . <3

[MoonshoesLewy]

Am I the only one who loves the way Alex says "Forks"?

[Quidammeke]

@MoonshoesLewy you're not

[ItsPathological]

@MoonshoesLewy

Im guessing your American lol Im English and i love the way american guys say forks :)

[allersmcgee]

Yup, it is shit except when u read it :)

[dinosrawring]

Reading Twilight while Buffy The Vampire Slayer is in the background.

[agnetha9]

I really think you look better without your haircut :P Anyways great criticism and WTH the cover doesn't even go with the story!

[jayhawker12797]

1. Your Accent is awesome. it makes your video 10x more entertaining!

2. i actually really like twilight(dont make fun of me),but i love your commentary

3. cant wait to watch the rest of your videos

[DashyDashyDot]

That buffy poster make me happy. :D

[bloodlightningXD]

"i've had a haircut. don't go mental, people have haircuts, that's what happens" nothing to do with shitelight, but still makes me laugh xD

[ThePancakeWarriors]

Like

If you have Read Adrain Mole

[iVUKSi]

My name's Bella and I'm shit in every way.

[RosebushdpqcTonia]

this movie was so crazy.? goto:

leakedmovies . biz

[Symphic6023]

I'm a little late on watching this video but I loved it! Finally someone sees how ridiculous twilight is:P But I still am a twlight fan...that made no sense. Oh well:D

[ButterFingers7924]

@Symphic6023 Read top comment.

[Symphic6023]

@ButterFingers7924 Ha, Did Not See That:/ I Like The Video Though and That Was Posted After Mine, So...

[ButterFingers7924]

@Symphic6023 Just pointing it out ;)

[Symphic6023]

@ButterFingers7924 Well Thanks!!! (>◡<)

[SodaVampire]

@Symphic6023 I totally get what you mean! Twilight is entertaining to read, but it certainly

isn't something to take seriously or to be considered as literature.

[Ireallywantacookie]

@Symphic6023

me too! i like/ hate it. it's a complicated emotion.

[JosieWickooo]

@Symphic6023 i feel the same! ahaha:D

[csp573]

"already your learning" haha

[owllover5481]

"Ahh, stupid girl!" hahahahahahaha lmao

[iAudacity627]

"Stupid girl..." lol

[owelsh01]

i could listen to you talk all day.

[spearminthappenings]

"i was mugged"..."what'd he look like?"..."..he was tall, with bronze hair."

[RainRainGoAway175]

your hair is huge o:

[mrspotter343]

Please do alex reads new moon, that would be so funny, and maybe we will hear more about the sandwich plot!,,

[bbd0304]

Please watch vampires suck. You'll love it