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  • if you change the fov to 500 you get high no joke the command is FOV_500

  • Now you are cheating, with Portals

  • how to open that chat box

  • Portal 2 noclip is AMAZING because theres more graphics and secrets =D

  • 5:00 great glados quote. one of many. GLaDOS ftw

  • Greatest game ever made, AND it has cheats?!

  • How do you get the chat window thing to appear? o. o'

  • cam_ideallag 0 helps the aim

  • whoa. I didn't realise how big the companion cube was :|

  • 2:34 dude,that was tottaly fake you just noclipped it

  • 6:12 You shooted at the Companion Cube! WHY! :D

  • where do you get the portal with good graphics?

  • i was mega bored watching but awesome weps

  • what about weapons, AND third person?

  • can you do this in the PS3 ?

  • what is budha for? lol i forgot it

  • Is that gmod or halflife? (aux power?)

  • @5oranges5 its portal......

  • @wafflebuster sorry, I wasn;t used to seeing the health and aux power because I didn't play PC when I posted that comment.

  • LOL AT FLYING CIVILIAN CHELL

  • so let me get this straight,

    the gun goes up your ass?

  • Civilian Chell.

  • you can play this game on mac

  • She Is A girl? I didnt noe that. :D

  • could u use that lasor/ball <thingie> (i'm a n00b) on those other <thingies> that u have 2 put the lasor balls into?(if u no wat the hell i'm talking about....)

  • can you do this for xbox360

  • @Flam3o You can mod it, so technically yes!

  • @megagangster321

    lol do u have command prompt on a 360? no

  • @megagangster321 No. I don't understand why people would play a game like this with cheats anyway. It totally eliminates the challenge and makes the game a waste of time. If you feel good about yourself after playing a game like this with cheats........then your expectaions are way too low and life is going to be difficult for you lol. .

  • @megagangster321 thats why you get a pc not a console in my opinion

  • @megagangster321 YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BINDING FOR NOOBS! bind (key) code (ex bind - noclip)

    (keypad example Kp_home would be keypad 7)

    (if code is 2 words or a word and a number {ex sv_cheats 1} then you put quotes around it {ex "sv_cheats 1" })

    (if code is one word no quotes are needed)

    If you want to find out if a key is already bound then enter Bind (key in question)

    To unbind a key completly enter Unbind (key)

    Any other questions about console commands or binding send me a message.

  • 0:27 Meet The Civilian Chell

  • lol theres a kinda like giltch in half life 2 DM and its like some times another person with his grav gun out for others hes holding it like a crowbar but its a grav gun out

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!

  • Thirdperson makes everything look better :D

  • How Do You Sprint on the computer i put in impulse 101 then i wonder how sprint

  • ummm... do you need the computer portal to get weapons?

    I mean to open the console and enter cheats?

  • @igiuligiul331

    You need the pc version to enter these commands and get the weapons, yea.

    The console version does have cheats, but they don't have one for weapons and all that.

  • @Flam3o actually it does. impulse 101. this activates all weapons and i usually bind it when i run low on ammo.

  • @Flam3o wait. i just saw the part where you use it. woops lolz.

  • @Flam3o yeah they dont have very many cheats i think its just button cheats right? like x y right trigger dpad left etc

  • @igiuligiul331

    ~

    sv_cheats 1

    impulse 101

    and you have weapons

    to enable the console go to the options--> controls--> advanced or something like that

  • how do you bind keys? it doesnt work for me

  • FOR AN AXAMPLE: you can open console, and type:

    bind e create_box

    or something, i dont have portal for pc but ps3, but a friend of mine have portal

  • What Alexby said is correct.. Bind v crouch is also one...

    But sometimes you have to use Quotes

  • ok say you was binding key for creating a zombie pretend the console command is create_zombie if you wanted to bind a to do that (also you cant bind keys that are already binded for moving or anything) you would type exactly this......

    bind a "create_zombie" and now when you press a zombies will appear but i reccommend not doing that cause the commans is wrong .... i think and also a is for strafe left

  • laggy as crap

  • Indeed it is.

    'Course, I do have a much better computer now though.

  • at 0:21 is that a Female charakter you play in Portal ?

  • Yeah, you play as a female character in Portal, named Chell.

  • Yes. Her name is Chell.

  • seems you have problem with camera

  • lol gravity penis

  • Did you download this or bought it??

  • isnt that suit the one from Halflife? like it does the vital signs monitering and all.

  • no thats just clothing a hev suit has armor and shit

  • wow, thnx. i must be a moron to not know.

    thanks for telling me

  • theplatnuimfan (1 week ago)

    and its all blank.

    what the hell happend then? i know i said something.

  • Kay, I just looked at your comment, and it's because other people gave it downthumbs.

    So you need to click "Options" at the top of the comments and change it so you can view comments no matter what rating they are.

  • hey what did i say for you to remove my comment flam3o? i posted this so long ago i cant remeber.

  • Eh?

    I can't remember removing any comments from this video.

    =/

  • I love you.

  • lol

  • nice vid

  • wow... the companion cube is actually HUGE o_O

  • chell:OMG i got a gun prepare to die GLaDOS

  • What happens if the gravitational gun through a portal? Perhaps a new portal storm... LOL

  • ''Oh god, I forgot Buddha'' O_o

  • And that's why Portal is a FPS and not a TPS.

  • Agreed. : P

  • nice avatar pic you got there, Flam3o! i luv it. and this vid = epic win!

    5/5 and sub to you sir!

  • @Cmanproductions7 well actually it has been saw that in any FPS the animation of th main model....visible sometimes is bad animated

  • @mspeter97 Yeah I wish I knew what you just said...

  • @Cmanproductions7 "TPS"?

  • @siriusdog09 ....THIRD. PERSON. SHOOTER. It's why can't anyone figure that one out?

  • when you have NOCLIP activated, you can fly and the ground is stable, if I activate it, I can fly through walls and the ground isn't stable, so I can complete levels in less than 3 seconds.

  • There's also the "god" code which just makes you unable to lose any health.

  • did you use noclip on 0:52. because yeaaa...

  • why do you keep jumping through the blue portal?

  • I never even noticed that before. O.o

    I've no idea why I do. xD

  • i love crowbar xD

  • I dont understand what people mean by "Buy a new computer noob" His computer is perfectly fine. And it's at a good speed.

  • what are those things at her feet

  • thing that absorbe fall damage.

  • The Heelspring: it protects her from being hurt from falling a large distance.

  • You have laggy PC

  • chell should be gordan freeman's daughter

  • No, I don't think so, her face model is of Japanese and Brazillian heritage but Freeman is clearly white, plus it's mentioned somewhere that he doesn't have any "dependants".

  • The third person would be a lot cooler if Chell had actual third person animations and the camera was over her shoulder, but then again the game was designed for 1st person with only 1 player so I guess...

  • She does, but she only has animations for the portal gun.

    If you look through a portal at yourself, you're looking at the third person model.

    (probably shouldn't be responding to a 2 month old comment but bleh)

  • oh god, i forgto buddha

  • canu do this on 360 ?

  • i have a pc how do u think i left that comment, just dnt like playin games on it unless there those wierdly addictive flash ones

  • yes you can actually

  • i never knew the compaion cube was THAT big

  • so if you use cheats you cant get achievements???? if so does it wipe achievements that you alreadfy have????

  • No it just woun't give you them if you earn them while you have cheats enabled

  • No it doesn't delete any achievements you noob.

  • what r those things on her legs?

  • When the game was being checked for bugs, etc by their beta testers, some of them mentioned that it makes no sense that she can live them insane drops without breaking her legs.

    So they attached them there to try make more sense of how she can drop them hights.

  • ....ok i was wondering that too.i know that this is a game,but would'nt those things on her legs when landing like, rip the backs of her legs off?

  • she's a portal test subject, she can do whatever she wants.

    because she's awesome.

  • ^ This.

  • they are portal heavy duty super heel back springs

  • lol

  • They're made by Apeture Science, they can do anything they want.

  • no because there supresors when they hit the floor the move out (there robotic) making sure the falling does hurt.

  • oh thats what they r

  • How do you swith to noclip, firstperson and thirdperson without typing in the keybored?

  • It tells you on the video.

    Bind = So you can press a key and automatically do the command

    Key = The key on your keyboard that you want binded

    Commands = Look at the description for the ones used in this video

  • Oh yer, I missed the Bind bit, sorry. ;D

    Awesome, and nice vid. Shooting yourself through the portal reminded me of a time when I poked myself with a camera through a portal... I died.

  • how do you get to the sv_cheats 1 and is it illegal?

  • Illegal? lol

    It's a console command.

    Console commands are made for users who make mods...

    But you can cheat using them.

    That's why there's commands to fly around, etc.

    But you don't need to "get" it. The commands are already inside Source games.

    And no, they're not illegal.

  • If you're playing on Steam, then you won't get achievements. It pissed me off in that HL2EP2 gnome achievement...

  • Of course its illegal. Even watching the video is a federal crime. The FBI will be at your door any minute.

    BD

  • how do you swich weapons with the little bar at the top? i just scroll my mouse and it changes, but i only have like, half the weapons that you have

  • tobad they dont have the weapons in portal tfv

    but of course there making Half life 2 tfv

    :D

  • You get the Console in the new version of portal for the xbox 360, don't you?

  • i guess the rockets cant go through portals

  • Rockets DO go thru portals, it's just that the steering is based on your aim, so it's wonky.

    ()¯¯<|

    ()___|

    Say the < is you pointing the portal gun in that direction and () are portals. Once the missile exits the portal, it gets confused because you're pointing the launcher at the first (in) portal, not what you see through the portal, and imediately changes direction. It would try to go in circles, but crash into the edge of the portal (the wall it's on) before creating such a loop.

  • nice explination.

    thanks

  • awesome video. also i was wondering, if you make another video could it be glados being killed by the wepons. i want to see what happens.

  • You can't kill GLaDOS with any weapons. All they do is dislodge the spheres to be deposited in the incineration receptacle.

    There are videos that involved dragging a turret far enough that you can use it to do this long before the purple sphere drops.

  • is there any way to do this on xbox 360

  • Nope.

    You need the Editors Console which is only on the Pc.

  • lol nice 'shoes'

  • can you use the energy gun to launch a pellet in to the pellet reciever?

  • @3mustardMoNkEyS

    Nah, I tried it before I started recording stuff and it never worked. :(

  • that would be a nice cheat if it worked

    ;)

  • It works in Half Life 2 - Episode 1, but not Portal. You CAN however use the console command fire_energy_ball to shoot an energy "pellet" that is valid for all energy-ball related puzzles. They can kill you so be careful. Juts bind it to a keyboard key you're not using.

  • the guns in the you know where part is in half life 2 games as well, and insted of gordon you have some weird grey human as a player with no animations.

  • Can you please do a 3rd person Portal Playthru/Walkthru?

  • Well it tells you everything I put in the console, in the video.

    Just do the exact same thing

  • Hehe "Oh god I forgot Buddha"*Inhales Irony*

  • call me noob but how do u switch wepons?

  • Call you a noob?

    Ok, you're a noob.

    Just kidding of course. xD

    Um, use scroll on your mouse or the number keys. (Not num-pad)

    If that doesn't work, check your configuration options.

  • how do i switch the weapons? because otherwise its like not having them!

  • Oh right, anyway. Yea.

  • wait how did you go directly from first person to thirdperson did you out or is there a button you press?

  • @Shotintwiceman

    I binded the First Person and Third Person to buttons so I can quickly change them.

    @Cvs2TheJALGod

    Thanks, I think you're a sad little sap too.

    And your life is also indeed a lot of bullshit.

  • He bound a key.

  • @Auroraa94

    Yea, they use the Source Engine, just different versions.

    But you can't do them online though of course.

    On things such as Gmod though, you can, if the server allows it.

  • I dont get the weapons when i type "impulse 101"

    Is this bcause i got vista or something?

  • @Zagef0

    Are you typing in SV_Cheats 1?

    I can't think of any other things causing it to not work, Although I have Windows, not Vista. But that shouldn't cause problems like that.

  • it has nothing to do with vista, i have it too. and it kant have enything to do with vista

  • She looks funny when jumping.

  • You're awful at that even in firstperson... On the platforms, you don't need to shoot two portals every time, just make sure the portal you shoot is different from the one underneath you.

  • I shoot 2 portals so you don't come out upside down. You end up coming out normally facing the same direction.

    That doesn't mean you're "awful", it just saves more time.

  • Learn to play portal phi11ywi11y

  • thks for the help

  • moost people dont notice this but the shotgun comes out of her butt i saw it when i added weapons! XDDD

  • is there any way to do this on the 360 version?

  • I don't know the cheats for the 360.

    Check GameFaqs for 'em.

    But there won't be anything like an Editors Console on it though. Just button cheats.

  • LOL glados uses HEV suit lol

  • Yea, youtube has a problem with replying to people, it's a pain in the ass...

  • where do you add the cheats? how do you get to that screen on 0:12 secs?

  • I like how you always get a weapon in your crotch.

  • lol, stoned

  • some other cheats:

    sv_portal_placement_never fail 1 = portals anywhere

    notarget = invisible to npc's

    createhairball = wierd hairball

  • how do u get those kind of portals? my portals look more smooth and circilish and dont have those effects at the edges.

  • I think it's to do with the your graphics card.

    And also the level you have the graphics on.

    Mine are on high, so it has the effects, etc.

    I think if you have Low it will have no effects, and if you have medium it will have effects but less.

    I'm not sure what it has to do with though, like shading and stuff.

  • wheres the option for the graphics? oh and can u tell us wat computer u have? itll help a lot of people too.

  • 1. Menu > Options > Graphics > Advanced 2. Hm... My computer was pretty old. And ran Portal with 16 FPS or so on high. Main things: 512 Ram PixelShader 2.0 Radeon 9550 The computer I had built recently though is much better. And runs Portal on High at 60fps 2 Gigs ram. Pixel Shader 3.0 And a Duo Core, but the actual model number I can't remember, I'll check later.
  • hmmm... i dont see an option saying graphics. ???? can u recommend a cheap 512 ram, pixelshader, and radeon 9550 computer? i want to see the effects and fps better than this computer im using (which has a single procceser)

  • And I think the dev console is case-sensitive.

    BTW, how come EVERY SINGLE VIDEO I've seen of Portal has reflective water AND a ripple effect in an unlinked portal, but no matter how high I max out the PC's in-game graphics settings, I can't get those effects?!

  • That's strange.

    Do you by any chance know some of you computer specs?

    Mainly the Ram and Graphics card.

    Some valve games, I think all, lock the graphics to what your computer can handle, even if you max it out, at least that's what happened on my older computer till I got a new one.

  • also, how do u bind a command to a key, how do u fly with the noclip command

  • go to console and type bind x (or letter wichever) "comand"

  • once u put in the impulse 101 cheat for all the weapons, HOW DO U USE THEM??? what i mean is how do u switch to them???

  • @Headmasteralucard

    Impulse: Type the command in then it will automatically give you all the weapons the engine is using (HL2 & Portal)

    Just use the numbers or scroll to get 'em...

    Binding: It tells you on the video when I type the things in, Bind n noclip

    Press N and noclip will enable then use W to fly forward and the mouse for everything else.

  • i tried the impulse 101 cheat and it still doesnt work and i tried what u said. do u have to have hl2 to get the weapons??? i also tried the noclip thing the way u said that the still doesnt work either. but i did firgure out how to bind keys =)

  • To get the HalfLife 2 weapons, you'd probably need HL2, yea.

  • POrtal uses the same "system" Half Life 2 has sooooo, same stuff

  • i dont have half life 2 or half life, but impulse 101 still works for me.