Power of reflexes - BBC

[pureefficient]

I like how that tortoise has that serious paranoid look like ''im tripping balls man i beter get out of here''

[darklighter2099]

3:02 YOINK!

[shiinchantosk]

spray tortoise with water! start running! invisible...

[Roanrules]

Turtles get high on realism O.O

[Reedoxpoop]

Next time, dive into your dog, it's just like a pool according to this video

[tomchch]

holy shit, that dog really had a lot of water on him.

[itsaratzu]

The food chain wins, fatality!

[jack11643]

Tortoise (while being sprayed with dog water)

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCC­CKKKKKKKKKKKKK"

[MarcoTheBeiberhater]

holy shit how much watter does that dog have from like 2 seconds on being in the water....

[yort002]

i like eggs

[diabl2master]

Why the fuck did the lorry beep it's horn at a dragonfly?!

[sombrerocontacos]

IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADAS getiing aught in the rain!!!!

[xThaze]

Turtle got high, high, high

[Thejeter5770]

wow fucking humans are lazy useless shits

[jedihunter176]

@Thejeter5770 What the crap makes you think that?

[FredWhittlemusic]

2:11 FABLARGALFABLARGALFABLARGALFAB­LARGALFABLARGALFABLARGALFABLAR­GALFABLARGALFABLARGALFABLARGAL­FABLARGALFABLARGALFABLARGALFAB­LARGALFABLARGALFABLARGALFABLAR­GALFABLARGALFABLARGAL

[bunglebear69]

its a bloody TORTOISE

[exa0777]

lol. that turtle was on heavy dope

[tpkjmw]

That truck driver saw the dragonfly and used his horn?!

[Rami9510]

that slow-mo dog shaking of the water can keep me entertained for hours!!

[rhinogek]

I love it how the narrator calls it a tortoise many times, yet the commenters call it a turtle

[taresFlyInCircles]

why did the truck honk at the dragonfly?

honk honk get out of the way little feller

[theeyeofsauron1]

the bird is a assassian

[ashpod84]

at 3:02 its not a real dragonfly!!!

LOL

[JerFhilm]

For some reason all the slow-motion video of the dog shaking off the water made me laugh like a duck.

[ZuKahta]

it was nice of the truck to sound it's horn for the dragonfly...

[ivansegos]

@ZuKahta LMAO, well spotted :P

[ZuKahta]

@ivansegos i'm glad and disappointed at the same time that nobody caught my its/it's mistake though

[Omiii91]

SO MUCH WATER IN ONE DOG HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE!!!111

[AbokaseeTheTroll]

Wow. Turtles get high off being wet.

No wonder they're so slow and eat so much- they're freaking stoned all the time

[x2s7]

THIS.IS.SPARTA.

[capitalcomunist]

tortoise doesn't give a fuck

[toxicwaste26]

why the hell would a truck driver honk at a dragon fly? X_X

[Hitmonchan107]

So the lower the temperature, the slower the turtle? I never knew that :3..... hmmm but my red ear sliders HATE warmer waters.

[Hitmonchan107]

Can't you theists and atheists stop bitching about how the world was made and instead look into the future and make it better?

[curlzferrero]

2:12- 2:20, because it's loreal and Rex's worth it!

[imlatinoguy]

Waited like 6 hours to eat a dragonfly, sucks for you

[DMelolita]

3:00 GOT YOU NOW, SON OF A BITCH.

[Thunderstruck401]

@DMelolita: LOL no doubt, thats cool as shit! :)

[gr33ninkdotcom]

0:46 WHOA,, its an umpa lumpa!

[divinegod102]

@TheBloodofJesusFlows Buddha will slap you in the face with karma and send that dead Jew on a stick back to the sky with his daddy ;)

[FloBotsInc]

@TheBloodofJesusFlows this vid is about animals...whear dose god come into play....wow youtubes fuckd up now eh

[ZuKahta]

@TheBloodofJesusFlows the point is that there is no evidence supporting anything in any mythology (religion)

FEED THE TROLLS!

[invrtdsa1nt]

@TheBloodofJesusFlows There certainly is god but to think it's a man named jesus shows how hard one has searched for god.

[Minimanta2]

@TheBloodofJesusFlows Insert a meaningless comment of why you think religion is great and that god exsist have the same effect.

[n2488]

@TheBloodofJesusFlows let me see oh your struggling with your religion and the fact it makes no sense and have to get thumbs up to fell better about your strange belief in a big man who made you out of mud

[SuperBlubbAxelander]

@TheBloodofJesusFlows omg.. making a stupid comment on a stupid comment about stupid comments... YOUTUBE-INCEPTION!!!

[williamwzl]

@TheBloodofJesusFlows Good job, that's exactly what you're trying to do.

[817546]

thats it... im getting a brain stransplant so i can see like this :D

[traenq]

2:03 WHARRGARBL

[ultimateaqwninja8]

I saw the comment of notanon666...................u­h just a question, can you devise an experiment that can prove evolution? 

[towndrunk13569]

@ultimateaqwninja8 There are actually people being born today (and who already have been born) who do not grow wisdom teeth when they get older. The lack of wisdom teeth is caused by a recessive gene which, when two carriers of the gene mate with one another, causes the offspring not to grow them. Through many generations of breeding, there are now people who carry the recessive gene exclusively and are not growing them. Evolution.

[armandux1productions]

my reflexes are overpowered srsly a knife was falling on my feet it was like 1 inch away from my feet when i did a about 26 degree split dodging the knife and guess what i didnt do a thing you might be wondering but you dodged it i meant as didnt do a thing is that i didnt command my legs to do that they just did talk about awesome huh?

[jaksterDC]

I love the turtle standing there being showered 2:03

[SageZane560]

did that guy just beeped to a dragon fly?

[waspix]

It's the SPONGE DOG!!

[lexmark136]

poor turtle... must have such a boring life, lol.

[TheMisterYang]

Wow. I didn't know that simply being cold can affect a cold-blooded animal's vision. Now that's interesting.

[XSanJaunxKidX]

3:03 get raped

[AceOfHeart2012]

Has anyone notice how when a dog shakes off water that the spray comes off in a Fibonacci spiral?

[notanon666]

@AceOfHeart2012 MATH IS EVERYWHERE!!

[Warwaainigi]

science is the key; evolution is not a science, its just a theory of monkey business, adaptation its a god's creation!

[holdenbane]

@Warwaainigi you can't claim it's science and then in the same breath claim it's magic.

[thaluszka1]

You would make millions if you were a boxer with reflexes of a dragonfly....

[xXNibiNoNekoXx]

Humans can get crazy reflexes with a touch of our adrenaline. :3

When loaded with adrenaline our brain sees more "frames," i'll say, per second and thus our brain works harder. Then everything is perceived to be slowed down. This usually takes place in a survival situation though. xDD

[RealKengeki]

@xXNibiNoNekoXx Not as fast as some animals though... Plus it tires us out and for the most part we can't control adrenaline by will.

[xXNibiNoNekoXx]

@RealKengeki

That'd kind of neat if we could control it though xDDD

[RealKengeki]

@xXNibiNoNekoXx Of course it would be.

[Blackdrama20]

I like turtles

[MasterMecha]

Silly Dog uses Splash Attack....

Its super effective!

[KISSAproductions]

poor fellow dragonfly:(

[gringodeltoro1]

the dragonfly was the inspiration for the helicopter.

[pokemonadventureteam]

At 1:32 what does he say? Hidden magic?

[Gesmehod]

Reflexes save time by sending signals straight from the spinal cord to the muscles, instead of messing around with brainy stuff like pattern recognition and threat assessment.

That's why if you jump out at your dad in a mask when he's taking out the trash he might kick you in the face. :D

[iuzarneim]

there was an exaggerated amount of water on that dog.

[rogerthat155]

yea man watch the turtle hes like 'is there any need...'

[CoolSebbe431]

yeh, like he's shaking off the whole pond

[BaxSho]

Sooo..what theyre trying to say is hobbys have bullet time?

[gopherdude]

Lol the cute tortoise at 2:08

"Thiiiis iiis buuullshiiiit."

[wot123456123]

they spelt video wrong in the description

[ArturoStojanoff]

that dof had a lot of water, he was shaking for long miniutes!!!!

[emanresuelbaman]

"the same moment can be walked in many ways"

This is very interesting....

[rogerthat155]

ive been researching this for years and it led me to a theory of an infinite universes where literally anything can happen within a tiny space of air through infinite, coiled up perceptions. whats to say there arent creatures so small there is a billion lightyears between him and your face, but hes right in front of you? and whats to say his perception isnt coiled up so much that his entire lifespan is only 0.00001 second to our eyes.

reality is bigger and better than anyone realises

[emanresuelbaman]

If I understood you correctly, you are applying what we are in relationship to the universe, to the furthest stars, to what we are to the tiniest creatures which we cannot see. It is a very interesting idea. We may be a billion light years away from the stars, but there are creatures billions of light years away from us. The only problem with that idea is that first of all, size is not intrinsically related to time or life span. And most importantly, we can only look into our past.

[ccclllsport]

wow that is really interesting,life is amazing

[Darkgravx12]

couldn't of said it better myself.

[radudman]

yes because a truck driver would honk at a dragon fly :S

[Braydawg69]

thats exactly what i was thinking

[daevilion]

- Evolution is proven.

- Science is key.

- Religion should work as complement. Spice your life with it, but don't confuse it with education.

glad we got that settled. peace

[mizamazor]

Education is not opposite of religion. Science is excellent way to understand God, it is truly key.

Evolution has problems. You cannot spice your life with religion, it's a lifestyle. peace

[dodedodedoo]

hmm.. i would think of it as: science compliments religion! non?

[jesusfreak900x]

@daevilion Science proves that evolution is false. Look up irreductable complexity. The biological systems are so complex that if you take out ANYTHING the system won't work. Also look up intelligent design, it is CREDIBLE research and science.

[holdenbane]

@jesusfreak900x irreducible complexity does not exist.

[jesusfreak900x]

@holdenbane umm, vague statement, any proof? Please do some research before making vague statements without any proof or reason ^^

[holdenbane]

@jesusfreak900x no, it is not a vague statement. it is pretty specific. the idea that there is any biological creature with any feature that could not have had a prior function in exchange for a few less parts is a myth. there has never been any credible evidence submitted for this claim and all that have been made have failed horribly. look a behe and his bacterial flagellum for example. it has been demonstrated time and time again that this structure had various less-honed functions.

[munkbusiness]

@daevilion evolution is not proven... it is just as much of a belief as any other religion. Science is indeed key.

[notanon666]

@munkbusiness Change in life over time is a fact. Evolution is an idea based of it. If you want to say evolution is wrong, counter it with the scientific method and make a better theory. But no matter what you believe you cannot ignore the evidence of us and other animals being so closely related to common ancestors. People only feel evolution is wrong because they either refuse to, or they simply dont understand it yet.

[LimeSlimez]

yummy

[zxcvbnmjfjf]

i thought the tutrle was gona get eatin :O

[vitruvian8807]

Imagine living in slow motion.

[towndrunk13569]

Yeah I'm serious. Living in Florida (The South in general) I don't come across many people who share my same view. At least some people on the internet aren't wasting their time

[Thyrion07]

Amazing

[iamhonestjohn]

Damn. They took their time making their point!

[rocksoliddnb]

The video implies that the information provided is not 100% certain.

[Taveren22]

This is our Creator, saying hi!

[danbison]

He could always just come out and say hi... none of this silly stuff that looks like evolution.

[Taveren22]

Believe me I spent a few lifetimes just looking for his shadow. My point is, think about how complex these life forms are on a mechanical scale. Each organism has been constructed by something. I know a puddle of goo doesn't create life. Complex organisms and there are thousands.

[towndrunk13569]

I think that all of the starving children in Africa and Asia and all of the disease and deceit that we see in our everyday lives is the "Creator saying hi." Either that or the 99.6% shared genealogy between chimpanzees and humans is just a massive coincidence. "The Creator" is looking you straight in the mirror. God didn't create you, you created God.

[Taveren22]

It is the creator saying hi. What we see as good and bad have to be minuscule to "IT". Even the so called horrible things. Lets face it with the Golden Mean being present in almost all patterns of development, something organized created it. "IT" is no teddy bear of a creator. Ruthless and Kind at the same time.

[towndrunk13569]

The "everything happens for a reason" excuse got old a long time ago. Life is random. Your existence is random. Let's compare the size of this entire planet and its people to the rest of the unexplored unverified universe. Together, the whole planet plus all of its inhabitants is one one-millionth the size of the period at the end of this sentence. Your life is meaningless. My life is meaningless. Get over yourself - no one took the time to create you with any love or care.

[Taveren22]

I guess we will see one day

[gatlingames]

so sad that you do not know the meaning of salvation, and have not experienced the true grace of GOD!

[towndrunk13569]

Listen to ME you Bible-thumping bigoted son of a fuck. If you took two minutes to do some research beyond the lies that you've been told to believe, you would notice that life far exceeds the perception that you have been frightened into seeing. In fact, I think that I HAVE experienced the "true grace" of God when he when he allegedly put ignorant simpletons such as yourself to live on this Earth. God's grace is seen every every day when people like you get up in the morning.

[gatlingames]

You are a rude, self centered, sad little creature! I am a female, not a son of a fuck! I would rather be an ignorant simpleton than a egotistical dumb ass who PRETENDS to know about research. I think the only thing you really know about is the empty cold exsistance that is your life. A pathetic waste of human life at that! Nobody loves you, nobody wants you...boo whoo whoo! By the unsolisited comment above, I can only guess that its your own fault! I would end with go to HELL, but your there!

[towndrunk13569]

Uh, I have a bachelor's degree in Secondary Education in the areas of English Literature and Physics from the University of Florida and I am working on my Master's. So unless you have a degree and as many classroom (both as a student and a teacher) hours as I have, then we are on two distinct levels and you have no foundation upon which to stand. I am only ignorant as long as I disagree with you - that is the logic you use. But YOU are ignorant if you think that you alone can be right.

[gatlingames]

NO you are the one who acted as if only you could be right. YOU ATTACKED ME NUMBNUTS! Anyone reading this blog knows that and it doesnt take much education 2 figure that out smarty pants!

[towndrunk13569]

Horus, Attis, Krishna, Dionysus, Mithra, Jesus. What do all of those names have in common? All born Dec 25, to a carpenter, of a virgin, all performed miracles, had 12 followers, were betrayed by one, were crucified, were dead for three days, were resurrected. And you think your Christian story is original? Horus is the Egyptian version of Jesus, and is at least 12,000 years older than Jesus. Krishna and Dionysus are even older. So, who knows there may be a God, definitely not a Christian one.

[mszs]

It is a pity that this story is filled with inaccuracies.

They put up statement which are plainly false.

[towndrunk13569]

I may be rude and self-centered - I admit. However, if you are arrogant enough to think that you know what God is, what God's name is, and who God's son is, then you have no idea what "God" is. Arrogance is trying to explain God. There's a reason why nobody has ever actually "seen" God. Either God doesn't want to be seen, or God doesn't exist. Take your pick. If God doesn't want to be seen, then God can't have a name like Jehova or Yahweh or a son named Jesus.

[gatlingames]

towndrunk is what is wrong with our world today. I am not a bible thumper, just a SIMPLE woman with my own opinion. Anyone who needs to attack someone with such fowl judgement, is indeed someone who hides behind hatefulness and insecurity. I only stated my opinion. This man needs to be blocked from commenting if he cannot do so without being childish, and yes IGNORANT! Grow up towndrunk, get a life, and a little bit of hometraining!

[towndrunk13569]

If thinking for myself and using my brain to try and reach a logical conclusion to the most influential questions in life is what is "wrong with our world today," then yes, FUCK being right. At least I don't dive head-first into a thousand-year-old book to look for all my answers and take the old decrepit words in there at face-value. It's "foul" judgment, not "fowl" judgment, I'm not a chicken. "Hometraining" is two words. "Unsolisited" should be "unsolicited. I'm an English/Physics Teacher.

[gatlingames]

Im not in your class, and dont need to be corrected. This is not about spelling it is about the right to ones own beliefs. You have made youself look really silly, and it is clear what kind of person you really are. I feel sorry for the young adults in you class. To be subjected to someone so hateful and self rightious cant be healthy for anyone! Read the comment I first posted, and then yours. What a jackass everybody. towndrunk the teacher? How disturbing!

[towndrunk13569]

You obviously need to be corrected if you're not able to provide any evidence to support your claim against mine. You can't even deliver a response that doesn't demean me or insult my profession or the work that I do. It's quite "disturbing" to see that people believe in a plagiarized story that at least five other deities share with Jesus-THOUSANDS of years before Jesus. I shall say it again, there's a 50/50 chance of there being a God, but definitely not a Christian one, says the "jackass."

[gatlingames]

You are free to believe as you wish. However, I do hope that you find some sort of peace within yourself, so that you may be relieved of some of the anger that causes you to lash out at other people the way you did me. I am not an expert on the bible, and I am certainly not the best christian I could be. I only know that because of my belief I have weathered many storms in life. My faith has kept me strong. How could I not want to pass that on to someone else. My god is real...in my heart.

[mszs]

If you life is really meaningless then do yourself a favor, do once in your life something good by feeding some hungry anaconda with your sorry carcass. You are just a cynic who is not willing to act on his belief.

[towndrunk13569]

I'm not saying that people's individual lives are meaningless. Your life can have meaning to you in the actions you take and the people you impact. However, it is your existence that is meaningless because you are one in 6.5 (going on to 7) Billion. If you trace back the genealogy of humans back... oh say 4 billion years ago - you would find that you are only slightly different from the apes which exist today. I know it may be hard to swallow, but take it from the talking snake.

[mszs]

Well, that is the result from this godless evolution story. I have no problem with being one of X billions. God makes it clear in the bible that He is a God for the individual and not some impersonal force or law.

Revelation 3:20 20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

That is Jesus talking. If you dare to let him in then your life will get a meaning.

[n64masta]

evolution is proven

[radudman]

you mean the skitzophranic who WROTE the bible made it clear that god was a god for the individual?

[omega45red]

man, you have known absolute truth about existence, but some are just too blind.. although life is meaningless, i will make MY life meaningful, not by believing there is an entity able to do anything as they call it god but by living the way i want before i die and forgotten. and i'll make sure i will have strong spiritual energy after i die. spirit is not from god, its just a form of energy. energy will never be created nor die, just transform.. kinda weird isn't it??

[towndrunk13569]

When I say "life is meaningless" I use the first definition which means "existence." Many things exist -such as rocks, air, and water-but have no life. You used one of the other definitions which means: "the course one takes throughout one's existence." Although the way you acquired life is the same randomly generated way as everyone else, what you choose to make of the course of your life can be meaningful. It can have meaning to both you and others around you, but not to any outside force.

[Carlsarv]

Couldnt agree more.

[mszs]

Existence is a bit more complex than you think. Just because people with their simple minds can not reconcile a good God and evil they turn to rationalizing God away. Such was the case with Darwin, who infested the world with his teaching about evolution, which, though having as many holes as swiss cheese, is believed by seemingly intelligent people.

[towndrunk13569]

If you believe the numerous carbon-copy creation myths and stories that floated around the Mediterranean - such as that of Mithra, Dionysus, Horus, and of course Jesus, then I urge you to do some investigating for yourself as to how many other "Jesuses" there really were thousands of years before the Christian Jesus. Allow me to ask you this: Was there really a talking snake? Was a woman really created out of a rib? Was Abraham actually instructed to murder his son? Sounds like plot holes to me.

[mszs]

Why shouldn't there be other creation stories around? But why should I just believe the evolution story, which has not more merits in itself. Besides that there are many top scientists that do NOT believe it.

Talking snake: there was even a talking donkey.

Created from rib: You can clone from a single cell and do some gen modification to create the woman, so what's the big deal.

Abraham: If you know the story then you know the end. It was never intended to happen.

[radudman]

LMFAO whats funny. is that gen modification is one thing that alot of religious despise. your an idiot :D

[ultimateaqwninja8]

@towndrunk13569 Hey ever read the bible?! He is Lord God of all mankind..........Is there anything too hard for him?

[towndrunk13569]

@ultimateaqwninja8 Read it extensively, actually - all the time, and nothing is too hard for God to do - except, apparently, the power to stop Satan. Either he purposely allowed Satan to taint Adam and Eve and have them cast out of the Garden of Eden, or he didn't have the power to stop Satan. If he really is all-knowing, then he would have launched a preemptive strike against Satan in the first place. Do Satan's actions supersede God's intellect? If so, then we've found God's only weakness.

[D00ml0rdKazzak]

@towndrunk13569 Stop bringing your religion fights into every youtube video.

[ClinkWink009]

@towndrunk13569

all the disease and deciet does not imply the absense of "The Creator", but can, at most, negate YOUR perception of "The Creator", what if He wanted to put all these trials purposefully.....

[PinkProgram]

@ClinkWink009 why do humans always insist they know what an 11 dimensional being thinks or feels? If there is a creator it is so far outside your primate senses for any holy book to be even remotely accurate. If you want a true bible look at nature itself and not what was written by nomadic desert apes ^_^

[ClinkWink009]

@towndrunk13569

@towndrunk13569

all the disease and deciet does not imply the absense of "The Creator", but can, at most, negate YOUR perception of "The Creator", what if He wanted to put all these trials purposefully.....



[towndrunk13569]

@ClinkWink009 In the Bible, how is it that Adam and Eve are able to be tempted into eating the forbidden fruit -- is that not God's will? If God actually does control everything in the universe and everything that happens or will ever happen is the will of God, then that means that Adam and Eve being tempted by Satan is ALSO God's will. If God allowed this to happen, then either he doesn't care about the human race, or he's evil. Or he doesn't exist. I'm going with the latter.

[rhinogek]

@towndrunk13569 its a test. He told them not to, and to test their loyalty, he let them choose what to do.

[towndrunk13569]

@rhinogek But he knew it would happen in the first place. If He has infinite wisdom like the Bible says, then before even creating Adam and Eve, He would have known exactly what day/time/who/what/where/when/w­hy/how that it happened. It's not like God was SURPRISED to find out that they ate the fruit -- He contains all knowledge of everything that ever was or ever shall be. Unless he doesn't.

[rhinogek]

@towndrunk13569 yes, but they didn't. He specificly told them not to to test their faith.

[Xy1on]

@towndrunk13569 that is true, alot of people are suffering and humans question where is god. But what is true is that you can't just die and have no thoughts. Think about it.. where does your thoughs, your soul , your mind go ... is it plain black? Do you wake up as a baby thinking ur new into this world not knowing you might have been reincarnated. I question in the belief of god but It doesn't make sence how the universe was created and what happens when we die.

[lokiita61293]

sweet stuff.

[FreshStyle893]

damn... interesting i c

[JustinHill47]

Holy crap that dog has a lot of water in its fur.

[towndrunk13569]

If you've ever seen a dog dry itself off in real-time it doesn't look like it has a lot of water on its fur. But if you warp the motion and watch it in high-fps slow motion, you'll see just how much water is in its fur.