Ceramic Dog

[lista338]

I love your hair!

[eclecticwhims]

Well done. That dog was truly ugly.

[mollyclune]

This was awesome. I think this might actually be my favorite of all your videos...

[DEMONIIIK]

I was told to come here because I listened to Marc Ribot's "Ceramic Dog". I got excited when I saw "this is the weirdest thing we've ever done" and "here's the song we sang"... and then it turned into a video of a girl talking to a ceramic dog.

Bummerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :P

[44SCB]

Wow that was mean. You would make a nice barbarian dictator. lol

[smurfygleekgirl123]

Hahaahahahahahha i love u and ur videos the dog was funny omgggggg ur RLY pretty i like love ur style and ur hair...ur amazing-3!

[123tatirox]

ha u sounded like miley att the endd:)

[JordiekinsxxReal]

... Did I really just have the same comment 9 months apart? Oops.

[JordiekinsxxReal]

That "HAH" at 1:34 is so Miley.

[lilbluehersheykiss]

@JordiekinsxxReal EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT.

[TiesAndWatermelons]

I wonder why the tea is screaming at you. . . (:

[mishsana]

love this one has to be my fave 

[unforgettable789]

Oh good, I'm not the only one who gets revenge on the inanimate objects that defy me.

[jewishgirl1000]

@unforgettable789 Sometimes I threaten inanimate objects. For example, when my stapeler wont work I say,

"If you dont work Im gonna hurt you!!!!!!!!!!!!"

yeah, this is why i have no friends. :)

[JordiekinsxxReal]

You made such a Miley face at the end of this.

[Zappeon]

How about TSReviews and TheSumosammy stop being pervs and trying to see something they cannot see and try to enjoy the humor of the video. Nice video Hayley.

[Zappeon]

How about TSReviews and TheSumosammy try not being pervs and seeing things they cannot see and try enjoying the humor of the video. Funny video Hayley I liked it.

[dusfermc]

The last 11 seconds were phenominal! Great job with the voices! HAH! lol classic....

[JW41926]

I think you failed the 'lean over" test.

[hayleyghoover]

No. You cannot. You can see a birth mark. Not a nipple.

[iiAnnaCatastrophee]

Ha. Stupid dog... xD

[ndpatd]

shoulda' smashed him on the ground!

[raidonthestadiar]

Just watched this for the first time since it was posted. Barely remembered it. Guess I must of blacked it out or something.

[Gomezzio]

I think this is a political statement.

[cassiopeialynn]

i don't know what's worse.

the fact that you put the dog in the scolding hot water

or the fact that you didnt drink the tea...

[SpareXXXX]

@cassiopeialynn

Trust me. Not drinkin' the tea is worse.

[Sourcoolness]

Sorry, SilasDrejer, I accidently marked your comment as spam.

[SilasDrejer]

Nice done!

[mylifeistwilight101]

Hhaha. Nice!

[borisstephens]

That's awesome, I thought I was the only one that called people racist randomly.

Good old ceramic dog.

[imboredpro]

AND YOUR A RACIST. lol. :D

[Metallica873]

cleavage there WHOOO lol sorry ur cute

[LittleMissSoap]

at :30 there is some major cleavage going on there hun

[tallgirl422]

I laughed so hard at that. "And you're a racist."

HAHAHAHA!

[Angieanything]

Hilarious. Loved it!

Thanks!

[hayleyghoover]

No. You cannot. You can see a birth mark.

[TheSumosammy]

sorry, my mistake :(

your awesome btw

[ministermundain]

i think that was wishful thinking.

[Benningtown]

it would be even more fun if you were to sing more along with the dog.

[mylifeistwilight101]

No u cant

[LostInTheCommotion]

i love that ceramic dog

[dieromanticbirdman]

love it!

[pevspaintballer]

hahaha that was funny but u killed tha doggy...he was so young

[brianfrombrick]

hey

[shalombabyy]

love it :)

[beccaisawesomeness]

lol we have the same toaster

[pissdrunk0yea]

haley , youre too cute to be makin stupind videos like this but then again i have no fuckin idea who the fuck you r

[PRLVproduction]

you Michel vicked that dog

[iaMyla]

That laugh at the end was the most evil laugh I've ever heard xD

[luckyplaya08]

best and my favorite part of the vid was 0:22-0:33 very nice...get ready for some SEXY time!!!

[summerfae]

awesome/weird. also you uploaded this on my bday :)

[angeliiine]

IIII lol'd.

[EvilGodTommy]

nice

[purpleabsofsteel]

This is one of my favorite videos you've made! Hilarious.

[sweettartgrl]

lol

luved it xD

[jonathamO]

u need to go to the gym

[rnb8220]

The presence of babyporridge by association means 5 stars from me.

I'm serious. It could be a video of bread baking but if it involved babyporridge. I'm very biased. On the plus though. Your i'il vignette is hilarious. I want to rescue the ceramic dog from you though. He's not made of clay, he's made of WIN

[Nanalew]

I totally had a "IS SHE SINGING BABYPORRIDGE?!!?" moment. For the record, those moments are my favorite moments.

[gulshe96]

OMG I loved your hair!!

[applianceemt]

Somebody call PETA!  The dog was injured in the filming of this video!

[0justBETHANY]

did she just kill a ceramic dog!? oh jeez lol

[ExSphereAMV]

00:27

[HeyJeremyC]

Also, is this the sequel to pizza rolls?

[jesslivinglife]

Hayley, I can only hope to be as hilarious as you one day.

[notfromaway12]

oh, Hayley

how can our videos ever compare?

:)

[skinny6003]

Quite a weird little short, but still hilarious nonetheless. The 'you're a racist' line cracked me up and the 'ha!' at the very end was great, ha ha. Keep 'em comin', Hayley. God bless.

[HeyJeremyC]

The fact that you sang a song by the incredible Nikki Malvar automatically deserves five stars.

I'm quite a fan.

[yobboblogging]

yes. you make videos whenever the hell you want ;)

[ertq986]

haley stop being such a COCKTEASE.

[bookwormdaisy]

I'm a little creeped out... that was SO cool. ;D

[kaitlynwithakay]

I sat there in silence for about ten seconds. Then I cracked up for thirty more. :-P

[acrrazywriter]

*cracks up*

*replays*

*replays again*

GAH! I LOVE THIS! :D

[yummiichigo]

Haha I love you Haley x3

[MrPaintBall879]

Someone has a hicky....that they really should have tried to cover up :)

[OliviaLarson1996]

I DONT it where??

[ComicalFlip]

Ha!

Most vicious look I've seen.

[Acemaster53]

i am sooo amazing cuzn i drowned a plastic dog! ha!

LOL Great video! IDK why I said ^^^...

[bngrss0]

i especially loved the "Ha!" at the end xD

[italktosnakes]

You're a weirdo. <3

[kimb68]

LOL! You should be in a Sketch comedy show like Saturday night Live or Mad T.V. You are really funny.

[JamesJacobelli]

That's great. :D

[WowKablamo]

I wish I could drown my annoyances in hot tea

[TheSeolram]

sad sad drowning dog :-)

awesome !!!

[baobabtrees]

it's like wonderfalls? remember that show? loved it.

[CatchFlipsidE]

awesome!

[musicalfreakface]

wow you have like an old fashioned kettle that whistles! I wan't one!

[creativewind]

Doesn't look old-fashioned to me. All of my kettles still whistle!

Maybe yours is broken?

[sc4portugal]

That was funny and strange.

[krauslu]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[8RandomGirl8]

that was amazing...great work! :) it made me laugh

[cazxpenguin]

this didnt show up in my subscription box :(! but yay hgh <3

[EccentricPuzzle]

o.O....Whoa. Trippy.

And dude, I loved that tea cup.

You make me want to drink tea. LOL

[PeteRoc925]

that was cute

[iwishiwereaWeasley]

Oh man, this was hilarious lol!

[kira902k]

Hahah <3

[mainstdancer08]

love it

[ChelseyWa]

:( But I'm a YouTuber who doesn't make videos!

[ClassicFilmFan]

"Your a... singing Ceramic Dog?!"

haha that's classic!

[Sidenote: I don't know exactly why, but this video is kind of NanaLew-ish ;D]

[Failure2Excommunic8]

that was hillarious

[spannerxxxxx]

Hahaha!!! Love it!

[losetehgame]

Have you seen Wonderfalls? It is a show where inanimate objects talk to this girl. Blah, I'm bad at explaining, this just really reminded me of it espicially the way you acted by throwing it in the cup. It was a really good show so watch it!

[Cowcow211]

Yikes! Watch those downward shots now.

Otherwise, freaky video. I like it.

[bangthatdrumb]

I like you're cleavage and your personality. Win win.

[acheronwalthers]

that typo gives that sentence a much more hilarious meaning.

[boingboingcurls]

Tea pots sound like pubescent mandrakes.

[JennaTheAngel]

Goodness. Haileys got a lot of built up anger with ceramic dogs

[iwantaweasleysweater]

....What??

[bicje23]

Haha, awesome video!

[Girwaffle1]

haha random. I love it!

[smallstegosaurus]

I am torn between being afraid for your sanity and hoping this is the new, darker direction this channel will be taking from now on.

[teapot689]

you did one on my birthday perfect present

[OrangeOrnage]

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You!

[zoepollak]

Wow, this is just what I needed today. Darkly whimsical, which basically describes how being a teenager feels. Thank you, Hayley, for all of the laughs!

[OwlMae]

I thought you were going to smash the dog... i thought you were going to drop it and have it explode on the floor, but the tea thing was better.

[jimmytheretard]

Not only are you racist, but you're an animal hater too. I'm calling PETA

[jimmytheretard]

and the Reverend Al Sharpton.

[SchmandarinOrange]

i'm going to assume the cermic dog was a metaphor for something ? maybe? haha

[paul02144]

I'm not sure whether to call the ASPCA or get you a psychiatrist. Whatever. It was a funny video. Good job.

[K1ngD35]

I have a willow tree statuette too

[one2bucklemishu]

well i thought it was pretty funny.

[ShikaKenjii]

:DD Ahh, I loveee you!

[ianswertobob]

Hehehe. I actually think this video is pretty freaking hysterical, Hayley. It's like impossible for you to make a bad video, even when you don't think it makes sense.

~Kiera

[lalalaamichelle]

:DDDD

[rudyiking]

No real ceramic dogs where hurt during the filming of this show.

Funny!!

[RhianonLives]

Aww, we miss you Hayley... Vlog, Vlog!

[marionhoney]

Phew, he's at your house now, good.

[Ropallo]

Slightly disturbing, but rather amusing. Good stuff. Love it lol. =]

x R

[DigitalCable]

Good work, you almost made it to 1:40 this week!

[PrincessSunlynn]

and you're a racist. hahaa

[Whoooitsscott]

*backs away slowly from the crazy lady* ;P

[jamesvlogs]

haha i loved the HAH at the end lol!!!

[RandomNicholas]

My mom has the exact same teapot.

I love this video!

[2fallenangels]

hehe lol loved it

0:28 = boobs

[XxDawlishxX]

HayleyGHoover your amaaaazing!

[Yobachi2007]

Two videos in a month. That's like a record since I've been subscribed to you.

[rollinby]

it used to be more regular earlier....... check out fiveawesomegirls

it was a collab channel that was great

[air1cat]

your hair looks gooorgeouuus. (:

[deegz720]

aww thats cute!!

and i have that toaster =]

[spongipookinz]

beautiful

that touched my heart

[Rockena6]

lol, yay a video! i dont care about the length of them, :D

[ernalif]

hahaha..crazy and funny

[HazzaPistheDocsBFF]

Ceramic dog been talking to you too eh? Glad you put it in ts place.

Hayley, Im so glad you put up a video. Sometimes your blog just isny enought!

Freya.

[HazelWHOREFACE]

Wow.

I'm stuck between shock and laughter...

[votshadow]

lmao has been..i'm not even a been lol

really funny as always

[MissKriekentaart]

Poor ceramic dog! :'(

[meandmonica]

lol @ henh!

[countnumerologist]

Since you have resuscitated puppies in previous videos your karma should be OK. Just don't boil the next one uppity puppy you meet.

[babyporridge]

Holy shit Hayley. I can't stop watching & laughing & watching &... it's a vicious cycle I don't wish to break.

I am...honoured / flattered / TOTALLY BEWILDERED that my song made a cameo in A HGH VID. WHAT!?!?!?

seriously. i freaking love you. ceramic dog is priceless. i love you again. rinse, lather, repeat.

[likeme188]

well that was wierd

xD

[Ariial]

Awesome.

[theytereport]

nooooooooo not the dog lol

[weneedharrypotter]

lol this is just too great..

[SammieAndFriends]

what the? Haha I love Haley.

[fantabulous123]

Ignore that foolish dog, you can take however long you require to make a video so long as it's funny like this one!

[tripthe1]

I worry about you sometimes.

You get FIVE stars for your awesome mug.

[ladyclark1]

the ceramic dog is right y dont you make videos anymore?

[aeg808]

awesome love your vids

[onebre]

the ceramic dog makes me feel guilt

[FluffvonDanger]

I'm in love with you.

[VicMorrowsGhost]

Dude! I freeken love ceramic dog tea.

[r3zz3]

this video is only about a minute and a half long too

(one time when i was little i had a bad dream at a sleep over that there little dog statue was talking to me only I didn't notice i was dreaming, so i woke up and started screaming at it to leave me alone... it was traumatic XD)

[vigiroscope]

hahaha I love your sense of humor

[SPLEclipse]

your hot...

tea

[orbital151]

Heh!

[ISnoggedHarry]

No.

No seriously.

I love you.

[iwontduckandrun23]

Way to go Hayley...sweeet

lol

this was cute

[MikaylaSandy]

That's sad. :(

[llewkcornosaj]

very well done, you are super smart and funny and very attractive

[allison2811]

jeepers

that was a little harsh, we've missed your video's hayley!

[pineapplemicrophone]

<3

good

[Charlymaumushi]

omg your so fucking sexy. Ride me damnit.

[8Tails]

Oh snap?

[partyweetow]

The dog voice totally reminded me of Richie's voice when he gets turned into a dog in Teen Witch.

[hayleyghoover]

Maaay have been the inspiration. :)

[lizziechristine]

That just makes it SO much better! Hahah.

[ianaramsey]

Best. Death-sound. Ever.

[oneqwerty]

I recognized the song, lol.