Learn About Governor Bradford!

[spakwee]

MMMM THANKSGIVING

[DeearyMe]

0:04 = <3

[DanM25456]

I'm gonna ask my US history teacher to show this in class. He better let us.

[PennySavinSuckaz]

i hate u all of u.u all r so gay i want to kill u

[SpellCrec]

@PennySavinSuckaz I laugh at you and your illiteracy

[shrikechan]

When I was a kid I used to pretend that Squanto hung around with me and stuff, he was like my imaginary friend. So I loved the part about Squanto talking to animals and drawing force fields around himself XD

[shrikechan]

Wow, young William Bradford sounds like Tom Riddle, lol.

[Skinkemann]

This is the best thing.

Jake♥

[qwertydeluxe]

One of my favorites everrrrr

[Brettcat38]

I just learned that one of my friends is related to this man. Should I show her this video?

[memekins121]

@Brettcat38 yeah

[playdohtheatre]

@Brettcat38 indeed you should.

[memekins121]

random pole dancing, lol

[memekins121]

o_0 wow, heheheheheh

[Emog0tch1]

You have a really nice smile. Every serious thing in the world is made funny and much more understandable thorugh your videos. Thanx for the awesomeness!!

[willscomix]

btw neil, it's pronounced yorksherr, not yorkshayer

[degubamboo]

Jake says his lines with deep enjoyment.

[fregglover]

Jake, Jake, Jake...how I love thee.

[ALBINOCAMEl221]

jake is soooo funny.

[MsKimHawke]

No, no, no, MelissaTicky... You are right.

This is the best. :]

[MelissaTicky]

everyone goes on about Ben Bernanke being the best video but hell this is just great.

Foster Thomas the horrible

[camrenishot1]

I do miss that Jake fellow.

[etweebvideos]

shoes? 0:33

[queenclara0]

This is what they should teach in history class. I learned something today.

[LivviaNorskGoddess]

2:04 ...........*dribble*

[DemonFishy5]

This helped me with my history homework... unfortunalty I kept writing about witchcraft and continually wrote "brown people" according to my teacher

[Brettcat38]

LOL

[peaceofpie3]

this made me cry PEROID. neil, omigod, is UNIEXPLAINABLE!!! and jake is just downright sexy. :D

[pinkielikespink]

the first time i watched this video i nearly hurt myself laughing. and i love how neal's eyes shift and he shifts back and forth like a little kid doing a book report. lol.

[BlueDemon555]

2:02 hahahaha jake is like "wizard battles make me sexy" LOL!

[MrOwn1]

this made me pee myself.

[SOSfilms133]

When Jake talks the music plays backwards, only increasing the creepiness by 172%

[arceustamer14]

Jake is a creeper.

[Zalsia]

Okay, Jake is sexy. VERY sexy.

[Lendm]

And thus, Jake begins pole dancing on a signpost.

[whyisdiscostevetaken]

*awkward breath in* GOVERNOR WILLIAM BRADFORD WAS BORN ON MARCH FFF- NINETEENTH FFFIFTEEN-NINTEY.

Best part.

[wjrfec41]

almost as much as he hated brown people

LMFAO I LOVE THIS VID

[bigheadbrandon]

i heard this from some guy from hlss on team fortress 2, so i had to find this for myself

[starcraft7nwn]

hey brandon it's deadly assault kittens, i just came to get it myself lol. hows it going?

[YuesWoman]

I fucking love this video.

[Mynotoar]

Lol, this is pretty good actually :P. Jake always succeeds in freaking me out ^_^. I wonder why Neil was so underpracticed, though, was it deliberate, for effect, or did he just hesitate alot?

[wjrfec41]

im almost positive it was deliberate

[orangeisevil]

Lolage. I conquer with the whole "Make a sequel" thing.

[Shigure0800]

JAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE he is totally awesomeeeeeeeeeeee *--------------*

[lordbrixo]

I love this video. Creepy and funny :}

[stefanmckinley]

Need more vids like this! I love it!

[aquainferno13]

who needs American Social Studies when you have Jake, Ryan, and Neil to honor you in thier wisdom?

[qwertydeluxe]

Taking ap us history did not compare with the great information obtained from this video.

[psychocatsanddogs]

im a direct relative of him i have proof

[Tmonk14]

i dont have proof with me that im relative to him, but im related to him thru like my grandmas side of the family somehow, lol

[Tmonk14]

haha i only looked up william bradford because i found out that i was related to him through my grandma's dad's family

[mulounion]

One of the classrooms I was helping in played this during SST. The kids loved it, but I was laughing hardest...

[Boredman567]

I demand a sequel to this.

Specifically containing a reenactment of Jake's story.

[BMFahrtz]

can i show this in my classroom?

[Vicious516]

yes

[cookieking3]

I did! XD

[Ilovekulashaker]

Jakes the best! and the creepiest :)

[operator150]

SQUANTO!

[fairychild13]

omg its Spencer ^^

[KingOfCarrotflowers]

Seriously, I love this....But I simply cannot understand.....

[cristinadonahue]

i love how Ryan gives this big smile after every thing he says

[hippogriffgrrl10]

that was fantastic. just fantastic.

[SOFONISBA131088]

Lol, this is way better than history class!

[AikaGranzchesta]

I swear, the creepier Jake gets the more I fangirl. -_-

[Sparklesparklefairy]

God, it was a joke! No little kids going 2 do a report on the first sorcerous battle in the new world between Squanto and Governor Bradford. But Jake scares me.

[zyankali777]

What? There could never be too much Jake! (:

[mirandaluvsyou]

i was just gonna say that!

[LuckOrLoss]

It's like Goldilocks, Too much Jake, not enough Neil, but the perfect amount of Ryan!

[takineko]

ROFL!

I think the facial expressions were funnier than the diologue.

[ignisia]

You know, the pole dancing Jake does at 2:04 becomes ten times more disturbing when you realize he's wearing a pilgrim's outfit when he's doing it...

[AdventureSerum]

Ohhh YEAH!

[Evanescent96]

Jake's stuff kind of scared me...O_o

[Raterraterrater12345]

don't you ppl actually LISTEN in social studies class?!? get a textbook and read about Squanto!

[JWolps]

Have a little fun, it's satire.

[AikaGranzchesta]

"Naaoohh, it's wacky oddball humoh!"

"Oh!"

[SexySexyChalupa]

did u seriously think this was serious? dont u actually LISTEN to the video?!?

[Raterraterrater12345]

Niel looks funny as a pilgrim OLOLOLOLOL!

[Etherlich]

Holy damn! Jake is funny!

[EinBlutstein]

OMG, I watched this now for the 5th time and all that sticks in my mind is the crap that Jake talk about.

[ISYPan]

Jake Quilty-Dunn pole dancing OMGFUNNY

[mf481516]

This takes on an entirely new layer of hilarity since this is exactly where we're at in my history class. We're actually reading parts of Bradford's journal.

[nastybutler16]

Ffff 19th

[zeogle]

I crack up everytime Ryan does that creepy smile. Jake is always so weird and crazy. I wish I lived near them. We'd be the best of friends. :)

[zinnycat1597]

haha oh my god. i thought it was bad when ben bernanke made me crack up at dinner when the news was on, but we have been learning about Bradford in english. dont even get me started about when my teacher mentioned Squanto (cue mental image of Jake as the pole dancing pilgrim).

[monkeygal835]

LOL I know exactly how you feel!!! Now everyone looks at me funny....=P

[Tweeb]

Why is this so funny?!!?!? This is probably the 10th time I've watched this, and I'm still dieing of laughter.

I love how creepy Jake is in all of the videos he appears in. XD

[beentotheedgex3]

What's funny is I used nearly the same words as Ryan at 00:37-00:44 in a presentation at school...

[samm9012]

This reminds me of school video-projects. We have Ryan as the goody-two-shoes, Neil as the horribly nervous public speaker and Jake as the smart-ass having way too much fun fucking up the entire project. Still it has this awesomely disturbing vibe to it that makes it so very much a Rojhelio Studios production.

I love it:).

[VintageVixen96]

of course you forgot to include the stereotype that way overprepares and makes everybody else's projects look like shit. And the group who totally do the project the night before and don't give a crap that they failed the entire thing.

[DonnntBeACoconut]

aww I really do love this video. i see people took my previous comment too seriously. its a joke...wow.

lol

chickachickabowwow <-- typed purely for the purpose of hearing the audio preview hahah

[purfectpuff]

lol that bradford guy died on my birthday

[studentofplato]

Wow, I love these videos. I don't think I've heard of Governor Bradford, but this was very funny.

[roxyqueen2]

lol jake makes me laugh so much.

neil is ever so slightly confused tho !

[narutoinuyashafan93]

ahaha you guys crack me up xD

i always end up loving your videos!

[kpuplover222]

haha poor neil he looks like he isnt having much fun! but jake is!

[knivesy]

pilgrim ghosts just might've scared me out of ever going to MA

[kaerftra]

:D hooray for pole dancing on a square pole!

[Ganscotter]

At 0:36, Neil has purple shoes!

[lilteddymouse]

Socks.

[TheAphroditeEffect]

I believe you are mistaken because I believe they are purple SOCKS. Which just makes it that much better. :]

[musicalchix]

lmao! Jakes like pole dancing XD omg, go Jake in this vid XP

[TreasureBoxFilms]

I got jake and ryan mixed up

[dianaaliciaramirez]

Jake Quilty-Dunn is fracking priceless in this video! Wizard Battle? WTFrack!

[Tweeb]

I snorted chai tea out of my nose.

That was ridiculous.

[PhrexianReturns]

That made my day...more of these skits.

[PurpleAuzzie]

hey, isnt that the same costume u used 4 new kids on the rock?

[Dumbledoresarmy13]

xD the first great wizard battle of the new world?? that was great!!

[monkeygal835]

i fell out of my chair laughing

you made my day!

[Tinymoezzy]

good god that was great I laughed so hard i hurt .... thank you so much for this video i feel like i learned something and then forgot it.

[tarheelphoenix]

jake was really funny

[jkqd14]

Thanks!

[xxemomasqueradexx]

Did anyone else notice that when Neil is talking about Bradford's journal, he sounds like a monotone robot?

lol

[chiscrockerrockes]

lol foure fealed

[newagereject]

Haha, great, can't stop laughing! :D

[variablyposy]

hahaha. yorkshiiiire. do americans ACTUALLY say shire like that, or are they just taking the michael? hooray for plymouth plantation and silly hats.

[juliet719]

Yeah, we do. lol. What's "taking the michael"?

[jkqd14]

Do British people actually say "taking the michael"?

[mrsw7]

It's "taking the mickey." Or "takin' the mick" It means to make fun of.

[alice0304]

no. taking the mickey. but we don't say it much.

[michikoww]

Isn't it "taking the mickey" lol

I think that means making fun of somebody. Some of them might still say that.

[ReallyBadSpecialFX]

lol, we learned about gov. bradford in english last week.

[sexygoodtimez]

Jake Quilty is my favorite :D

[ClockSquirrel]

did you use the same costume for new kids on the rock #1?

[Vicious516]

yes. yes we did

[ClockSquirrel]

it has actually been my dream for about a month to have you reply to one of my comments. god bless you sir. great vids

[robotsandpuppets]

whats with the smile at the end of each of your speeches it loooks slightly creepy lol

[Tac0bandit]

hahahhahah!!!!! the first wizard battle of the new world

[reboshima]

A lot of good historical info here.

[emilyperson22]

omg the end is so scary

is he scary in real life or just scary in almost all the vids he's in?

o and did you guys just have one costume or did you have three?

[irma11525]

i love how ryan smiles after he says things. then i love how neil is clueless and how jake is really creepy.

[sillyraejo]

indeed. i am in love with all three of them. lol.

actually, mostly just ryan. neil's a little too scrawny and jake's a little too creepy. lol.

[alice0304]

neil's hot.

[DonnntBeACoconut]

I might just marry jake. lol

[camrenishot1]

I don't think Kate would like that very much.

[twinsXfromXtheXcity]

I showed this to my history teacher,I guess he learned something new. He suspeneded me so I can learn more from your videos than sitting at school, as soon as i get out of this cool white jacket they put me in i will pick the twenty seven locks put on this neat little metal room with pillows stapled to the wall, I will watch more youtube and hope the police dont break down the door armed with my medicine, which feels strangly like purple juice (slang for medical tranquilizer).

[willscomix]

You really should get Jake that pole from the sign for his birthday. He loves it!

[beentotheedgex3]

LMAO at Jake!!

[Wynvove]

Neil's face through the whole thing was like, "What am I doing? What am I saying?"

[kryskay]

Is it me or does it seem like Jake is really trying to seduce the viewers or something? XD

Anyway, love this vid! :D

Made history more interesting!

[hpg89]

I feel so informed.

[bowiesprettything]

Jake, how long have you been a stripper?

[kryskay]

Hahaha!

XD

Kinda what I was thinking.

[fuzz21buzz27]

william bradford was my 14th great grandfather.

lol. i love it!

[bunbunthebadhobo]

jake, i love you.

[MarchHatterofWoe]

Ummm I thought I preformed the first major wizard battle of the new world. Unfair

[mrbinky21]

Is any of this true?

[ChickenChild88]

yes. all of it's true. especialy the wizard battle.

[mrbinky21]

I know that sounded very stupid. lol I love how everything is actually factual...except almost everything Jake says. So Randomly funny.

[sl4teddy]

only what jake says is true. the rest is bull.

[PurpleNinja3170]

jake looks drunk

[callynia2112]

Jake, you kinda scare me.but in a good way,I think?More or less

[PandaJRP]

lol Ryan you look so innocent when you smile like that. Jake you are just creepy in this one, lol Wizard battle. Neil you look bored as hell, but factual like a college professor =P.

[Blunger1]

THAT...

Is entertaining education. Now, if my teachers taught like that, learning could be fun! Or better than fun...

SUPER FUN!

[blucheryl25]

0:34 I love Neil's socks!

[Lendm]

...Awesome! I love how Neil is like a little kid trying to read a script, Ryan does that weird, funny smile, and Jake sounds like a sci-fi nerd and is all ominous and creepy. Love it.

[TheTwilightDemon]

Most Sci-fi 'nerds' prefer being called a geek.

[Lendm]

Nerd is an innapropriate term? I didn't think one was more derogatory than the other. While I don't understand how my usage of 'nerd' garnered this response, I DO like your username...

...

(Completely off-topic, but anyway.)

I still love the video!

[MarchHatterofWoe]

Technically in this role Jake is an occultist.

[Lendm]

Heehee, good point.

[xblunthumorx]

Ahaha I love Jake's creepiness, and he's so nonchalant about what he's saying. I don't think anyone could pull off the creepy roles like Jake could. Everything he says sounds believable.

[natijean]

Haha, I love how the music just stops as Jake says,

'Governor Bradford loved America almost as much as he hated brown people!'.

Ahahahahaha.

This is pure greatness.

You guys are pure greatness.

:D

[MariahInWonderland]

God this is boring. I'm considering suicide. But don't worry....it's still brilliant! =]

[zinnycat1597]

really? i think they make history soooo much more interesting

[armorforsleepbabe]

I freaking love NEil

[playdohtheatre]

I love how each person has their own way of describing Governor Bradford. Neil is awkward, Ryan's like,all-knowing and adorable,and Jake is ominous and slightly creepy. This is awesome. Especially the devouring young children part.

[HarryPotteRox22]

I LOVE NEIL CICIREGA

[zinnycat1597]

lol a pilgrim poledaning. ive seen it all.

quite a funny history lesson.

[Ungeniusman]

I don't think the Polish and the Danish should mate, personally, for political reasons.

[zinnycat1597]

lol i'm half polish mate.

[Ungeniusman]

HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha, awesome.

[Lexerrz]

This is amazing.

It should be presented to small children on weird field trips.

[KingJaredoftheLand]

2:06: the pole! oh, the pole.

i had to stop so i could fully laugh and/or explode.

[Shayakylie]

Aaaaah Pole pole pole pole pole! POLE!!!!! :D

[BexyBunny05]

Also LOL at Neil's Socks, I want them!