Will Anderson @ Melbourne Comedy Gala 2007

[05hottyspot]

hahaha why the fuck would you try to argue with a comedian.He is a comedian for a reason because he is fucking funny but every person has to bitch about the jokes he makes fuck up.

[alibop04]

haha love wil anderson...cracks me up everytime

[chirky88]

Haha, Wil you are a legend!

[FozzyzeAuzzy]

Geeet Fucked

[lloouuify]

and love Will!! give the ignorant heaps to think about as they cling to their caveman views. Most of us have progressed as a species. Lucky the others are a dying breed

[lloouuify]

some comments here about women's menstrual cycles being problematic are hilarious...guess male ejaculation might make their fingers slip on the trigger and blow the wrong thing up but hey! at least its white and not red so its ok....just can't believe the sexism of cavemen

[lucjabberponting]

does New Zealand count? lol

[AwSnapSarah]

Let's put the flag of every nation that makes up this country, on our flag!

EFFFFING LOL.

This guy. Oh my god legend<3

[hernameisnoelle4]

him at his best.

i don't even care that the sound is slower than the video this is fucking hilarious.

[TheSuprisebuttsecks]

hahahaah funny as fuck!!!

[audiieepirate]

I'M SEEING HIM LIVE TONIGHT, SO SO SO EXCITED XD

[PlasticAstroBoy]

this guy is a tool

[crazychainsawkid1]

@PlasticAstroBoy hahahahaha

[bevz2nikki]

loveeee him

[JustinsDevil]

I want a Kiwi Slave!!!

[Fortozero]

There is literally a mountain of evidence as to why women in combat roles is extremely detrimental. It's unfortunate because many women are very strong-willed, but you simply can't dismiss hundreds of thousands of years of evolution due to cultural changes and women equality. It's like saying men should be entitled to give birth to children: I agree with the sentiment but there are just some things which each gender isn't designed to do.

[Troobudd]

@Fortozero you can if they're strong willed....

[frostfang1]

@Fortozero War is detrimental to everyone, I dont see much of a difference. XD

[shezza343]

omg im a girl and i kinda agree we kinda act like that

[moshechoc]

Awsome! :D

[CrackedPepper28]

hahha i fucking love wil anderson. saw him at the comedy store the other night, so funny and such a nice guy

[DeathMetalMurder]

It's winston from parkway drive :D hahah

[Lupp0]

@SPECIALagentKOOKY

And yet still you are watching the vid, whos the fuckwit here? lol...

[scwshane]

get fucked!

[23KAILENE]

fuck i love you.

[beatmakermike]

will the wanker

[loly1969]

wii is coooooooooooool

[SPECIALagentKOOKY]

Will Anderson isnt even funny in the slightest.

This fuckwit is just Loud ...and well....loud . just yells.

a comedian needs to actually be funny .................

[babeecj1988]

@SPECIALagentKOOKY Wil is hilarious, you just gotta understand what the heck he is talking about. if you dont follow the current affairs, then youre pretty much screwed. lol.

[dylanisamaddude]

hahaha so funny

[vanillasugar23]

this is so freakin funny love wil anderson ... always makes me happy

[kenney900]

the whole reason about the woman not being on the front line is peirod pains and the fact that you cant predict how it will affect you etc etc therefore if you have a batailion of women as good as they maybe, if they all have pain that will stop them from moving (and i know this happens sometimes they would all be rendered useless and would be a pretty easy target!

sorry ladies! however i do think they should be in logistics...

[PhalanxKnight]

Please tell me you are trying to be funny. Yes if women get a pain that keeps them from moving they would be an easy target, but isn't the same true for a man if he gets shot in the leg?

[kenney900]

thats not necessarly gonna happen it's also not gonna happen once every month!

and no i'm not trying to be funny one of my gf's regularly couldn't move because she was in so much pain!

and if you're gonna use the "pill" option think about what happens if they can't get any? the supply convy might have been ambushed or crashed or any number of things, even bombed by friendly forces!

however i'm definitly not saying men are better than women, luckier yes, not better

[PhalanxKnight]

Think about what happens if the supply convoy containing all the bullets is ambushed or crashed?

I'm no expert on the period, but I believe being in so much pain you're unable to move is the exception not the rule. I know quite a few women, and not one of them has ever become paralysed from their period.

Saying women can't serve in the front lines because they have periods is just a piss poor excuse.

[kenney900]

you steal enemy amuntion

and some girls are lucky but you never know how it's going to effect you!

i dont want any of our soldiers killed cos some of them couldn't move due to a bodily function

i dont know any of them out there (least i dont know i know them...) but thats not the point they're there and none of them deserve to die for any reason, wmds oil or whatever the real reasion is!

and thats a shame cos surprise surprise thats whats happening atm and periods are the reason... period

[PhalanxKnight]

Yes, because without women on the front lines no one has ever died in a war ever.... We're not talking about thirteen year old girls getting their period for the first time; this would be adults who have had their period for years now, and would know how to deal with it.

They would know when it is going to happen, and be able to stop fighting the war during that time if neccessary. You can't say women shouldn't be able to fight the other 24 days just because they can't the other seven.

[kenney900]

ok the first part sounds reasonable except like i said numerous times before ITS UNPRDICTIBLE you may have had years of practically not feeling it and suddenly due to a change i deit or something silly have a really bad one

the second part i'm afraid is a little idiotic! if they cant fight for 7 days what if they get stuck right at the end of the 24 days they can fight, then what??

[PhalanxKnight]

Everything in life is unpredictable. Yes, there would be some issues to work out, but that's true for pretty much everything in life.

In my opinion, the benefits would far outweigh the detriments. This is not an issue that cannot be solved...

[PhalanxKnight]

You could say "Well what happens if a woman gets her period, and someone dies because of it", but what happens if someone screws up their part of the plan (misses a shot, is late to a certain point, etc...) and someone dies because of that.

I just think this attitude of "It COULD happen so better to not try at all" is short-sighted.

[kenney900]

To the first one yes life is unpredictable so why choose the most unpredictable route when it comes to something this serious!

and in my opinion i cannot see any benifits

but there are things you can do to make sure those are eliminated as best as possible! by training and orgainisation! and yes people do fuck up orgainising things but it'll just make things harder if you try to bring the menstruation cycle into the picture

[kenney900]

ANYthing COULD happen but when it comes to peoples lives and war, unpredictability is something you want to rule out as much as possible! plus if a man is going to miss a shot a women is equally likely to miss it! if a man is going to be late a woman in equally likely to be late too! however women also have the chance of having a painful period ontop of everything a man may get (injury etc)

[lordofalltheland]

@kenney900 yes if women have sever period pains after the pill they require has been blown up in convoy and they decide to go on patrol anyway that could be a serious issue. however i remember once i was walking along and walked balls first into a door handle. if that happened to me a gunfight id be at least as fucked as a woman.

[kenney900]

@lordofalltheland yes well i'll admit i have done similar however i've been able to get on with stuff normally within an hour so unless you're knocked unconsciousness from a blow to the balls (which if you were a women would severely injure you aswell) it's nothing compared to nearly a week of not being able to move, plus you could always issue cricket boxes to stop them smacking themselves in the crotch

[Miss3W]

this is bloody brilliant!

[Paine566]

i saw him live....i was crying it was so funny

[Seeley4Tempe]

Is he actually gay?

i really hope not coz thats a waste of hotness!!!!!! and man

[MooZILLA1400]

no he's straight i think

[regul8n]

@Seeley4Tempe ahahahahah nah his not gay

[ShiroChans]

if women were on the front line in Iraq we would have found Bin Larden by now!

[kymxx3]

"wheres my slave"

ILY WIL :D

[2468erica2468]

omg love him i want to see him live!!

[birdfly43]

lmfao  funny shit

[walkingtoNewOrleans]

oh god i love wil anderson!

i just love how he says "geeeeeet fuuuuucked"

hahahaha he's the best!

[princessmieks21]

he's legendary.. ive never laughed so hard at anything else.

[iluuuvwilliam]

saw him live

i practically peed myself

he is HYSTERICAL

[4duff5]

great comedian and his jokes have a point!

[bambybabe]

LOL Does New Zealand count?! Genius

[1mattbella]

brilliant!!

[WolfgirlAidan]

They're here. Right where you left them.

[mort89]

Its a trademark that just happened...

The same that he paints his fingernails black...

It is his thing...

However, whilst doing 'The Gruen Transfer' he wore enclosed shoes and did not have his nails painted...

Also, one of the best Stand up Comedians I have ever seen live,,,

[LaraMB1986]

From memory he didn't always wear enclosed shoes in Gruen Transfer cause i remember watching at least once and thinking how funny it looks wearing a suit with thongs.

:)

[FunkyFootballer928]

"Where's my slave?" = AMAZING

[PhantomUmbie123]

somebody must have split the jam! crack up!

totally awesome humour- aussies r cool!

[Joelasagangsta28]

Wil Anderson is a genius.  I love his little jump stance- "if someone started bleeding!" This is GOLD

[xTheWorldIsDeceasedx]

Somebody must have spilt the jam??? HAHA

[imwiththeband6960]

Why are you so angry at us??

Well if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!

LOL!

[tammas2000]

he's no funny.

[hendomaster]

Obnoxious, Arrogant, Full of himself.....you know he's a comedian right? lol.... grow a sense of humor, kthx :(

[lootingcheez]

Wil's pro, the gruen transfer is pro as well

[gav800]

this guy is nothing short of a wanker. hate him.

[arixynie01]

Gotta love our aussie comedians <3

[Bloodrage6666]

Opening 10 seconds: GET FUCKED!

This'll be good :P

[SpiketheHedgehog0]

HAHAHA! "Don Bradman riding Phar Lap!" XD.

[AJMINETTE]

WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY AT US! "Well If You Don't Know I'm Not Gonna Tell You"

Oh By The Way, Those Jokes He "Stole" Are His Anyway From The Glass House.

[waynelol1]

Get Fucked LMFAO!

[stavlaft]

somebody spilled the jam

[KynanBrodie]

HAHAAHHAHAHA

[Blakeyzz]

hhahaha i like pissed myself laughin HAHAHAHA

[o0AussieAndProud0o]

who has seen his routine at the 08 gala, its hilarious

[sarge331]

It would be nice if someone could reload this so the audio matches the video!!

[tomkendallz]

abso-fucking-lutely!!!!!

i was gunna comment the same thing

[sarge331]

I think Wil Anderson is hilarious! Hands down!! I would lovee to see him live!!

[this1is2not3a4person]

CHILL-THE-FUCK-OUT! chilllaaaxxxxx children

[cowabunga567]

I was pissing myself during the period bit. lol

[xTheWorldIsDeceasedx]

I think I just pissed myself laughing

[eurodude9999]

this guy is fucking idiot, he dissed shannon noels dad who died... thats just not on if your a comedian, fucking disrespectful asshole if u ask me.

[Skom88]

dude its just a joke...

[eurodude9999]

dude, if a guy started crapping on about your dead dad then im fairly sure you wouldnt just laugh it off.

[Skom88]

sure i would

[eurodude9999]

yeah right, thats wat u say but u cannot relate to that because ur dad isnt dead and there isnt a bloke fucking telling crappy jokes about him!

[strongerthantheworld]

dude get over it. they've kissed and made up already.

[eurodude9999]

no, they haven't shannon still reckons hes a fucktard - and he is!

[FoytheleeRacing]

Any1 who sides with shannon is fucktard, you are the biggest loser, good bye.

[eurodude9999]

have you even got a fucking reasonable explanation for that? dickwad.

[FoytheleeRacing]

I believe it was a big black shiny car. Will appears to be a junkie , yet can arse rape Shanon's big black brain.

[eurodude9999]

whatever man, your making no sense.

[AJMINETTE]

Umm..I Think That's Weakest link? Lol

[KatTalbot]

HE didn't know he was dead at the time. Do your research.

[eurodude9999]

yeah ok, whatever, thats probably what he said after shannon noel said he would like to get in the ring with him. Boxxing ring of course.

[kayz26]

What did he even say about Shannon Noll's dad?

[davemfeljude]

truly, awesomely untalented, unfunny individual. ran a current affairs comedy with absolutely no knowledge of current affairs. inappropriate. turd. alot of forced grins and chortles in that audience.

[RiotOnBroadway4]

Lucky Wil Anderson doesn't give a toss what you think, why did you even watch this video?

[davemfeljude]

he's on the ABC, he has to answer to the people.

[mangomonkey65]

Hahaha, this is all brilliant!!

Don Bradman riding Pharlap, that's my kind of Aussie flag.

[TrUkRyPToNAnGeL]

BAHAHA

"See that bloke with the beard? He had the last bit of chocolate."

I love this guy, he is hilarious!!

[juz1093]

it's spelt Wil Anderson - not Will. It says that on the video.

[AussieMate41]

like it matters?

[juz1093]

Well no but it would be like me spelling your name danial - not the right way.

[kasanatheangel]

Ohmygod what's this red shit?

Thankyou so much mate for uploading this! I've been scouring youtube for a good quality clip of this from last year as I was there hehe.

[T00c00L998]

@AussieMate41 Exactly

[suckumentary]

"Somebody must've spilled the jam!!" hahahahaha

He's so funny!!

[LennonRealLove]

He's funny on will and lhemo.

[Missmurder888]

where's my slave...?

according to the bible, i can have a slave from a neighbouring island...

does new zealand count?

xD

[Worminator10]

IMAGINARY FRIENDS? ROFL XD

[SidV13]

LOL!

I think he may have given himself brain damage

[blueberries77]

pǝʞɔnɟ ʇʇʇǝǝǝǝǝƃ

[stephenhalo22]

Legend!

[boratshi5er]

GEEET FUUUCKED

classic

[superherolauren]

baha,

"how the fuck is that a good point ?!"

hes so legendary

[hipcat100000]

ur imaginary friend is better than my imaginary friend... hahahahah ahh hes the funniest man ever!

[seriouslyfreaky]

Ow gotta love aussie and how we use the word fuck in everyday life. gotta love will ha funniest man ever

[Holograph1737]

I remember watching this on TV hes a fuckin classic

[guhbored]

GUY 1:good aye im not a sexest but wemon shouldnt serve in the front line of the army becasue what if they get there period

GUY 2:hmm good point

GUY 3:good point how the fuck is that a good point thats the worst fucking point in my entire life

yes how would they deal if sumone in the front line of the army if some one started bleeding:-O

OMG wats this red shit some one must of spilt the jam

[ZackyVengeanceLover2]

*runs around* SOME ONES SPILT THE JAM!!! fucking brilliant luv the way he hits his head "how the fuck is that a good point?!" laughed so hard!

[getdandy]

haha u gota luv him

[falldownandout]

I love the way he smacks his head..

"HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A GOOD POINT????!!?"

[Bapman2099]

FU*KIN BRILLIANT !!!

LOL

[Jabua22]

Don Bradman riding Far-Lap, lmao.

[Roflcopter101094]

i love the girl voice impersonations

[JDxPro]

Going to his show this Thursday. My favourite comedian, I cannot wait.

[blackwater24]

Thanks for uploading. (:

[hotmail0123]

"wats this red shit?!"

lol wil is one of my fav comedians,

wow 1,922 views and only 3 comments....

[darthmudcrab]

"your imaginary friend is better than their imaginary friend"

hahahaha

[AussieJTFer]

yeh coz that one hasn't been used before. This prick is about as funny as a steaming turd.

[mooncatty13]

True

[FoytheleeRacing]

Oh god yes !!! buahaaaaaaaa, I'm stealing that 1.

[ComedyNutcase]

really>? who's he stole from>?

[xinaith]

Rofl

[chocchipfox]

'wheres my slave?' 'does new zealand count?' haha