Hot Chick w/ guns, Comedians, and Zombies

[graviticorb]

AHhhh Jack Black gotta love the way he plays his cards

[Beezzer007]

oh back in the day ...

[l0serpants]

psychologist

[silistylefly]

Pro Snowboarder :D

[sommerfitz]

I Shall now teach a french kissing - :/ - XD

[devildust07]

Mike bribiglia is one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard!!!!!! I can't wait to see him live

[totalsoccerfan]

viewer number 699,999. So close, and yet so far.

[noamize]

woow sunny d and rum yum yum it's so good i can't get enough

[supersexytammra]

im cute

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

Who paused at 1:22?? You perverts ;P

[ducktapeobsession]

PUSSY INSPECTER

[MegaBeamish]

To answer your question my dream job is to be an author.

[drumset09]

My dream job: win the lottery. That is all.

[sualocin]

Aw, your compy set up is almost as cool as mine. Good choice on the Mac Pro.

[Riot0in0the0streets]

A vagina tester. For girls who haven't had sex and wants to see if there vaginas work.

[TheGreenAstro]

Live Sound Technician! The girl's face where it freezes at the end reminds me of some of the Sim pictures from The Sims 3 website.

[TheBestShowEvar]

I freakin love brutal legend!!!

[ThePerrperr]

WOOOT! BURBIGGLEBUG!!! AWESOME!

[funkytownrocker]

I Hate Your New Haircut

[sroosevold]

F.B.I = Female Body Inspector

[ProgressiveBoink]

I want to be a ninja turtle.

[R2319]

pope

[pivotmasterxo1]

mah dream job ...... being a hooker im a boy just kidding i want to be a assasin

[kugel7719]

my dream job? well i go to church every sunday, and i am very religeous, so i would have to say porn star. i would be like sex jesus, even though im a woman. i mean think about it you can impale me and torture me for days and still be fine in the end.

[Nish2280]

Gynocologist....so yeah pussy inspector!

[cihad2003]

wich film ist this? or the name of the actors?

[kbags100]

to have your job, not kissing ass, i just want it.

[ShawnLFDY]

dream job? director/actress

or.... a transformer....

not a job, but i could make it one =D

[Lovehero16]

Graphic Designer

[melrdwyer]

My dream job? that'd to be a presenter on a backpackers travel show. been backpacking for 2.5 years now ans i just never want to stop so it would be awesome if i could get paid for it.

[Adidaspgh]

I would have to say i currently have my dream job, if it didn't come attached with bullshit. I am a high-end home theater and automation specialist. I write code at home in 3 hrs then charge for 3 days at 120 an hour. This is why I am also quite well versed in lame videos like this and COD6:Mw2...lol Later yinz

[DanaToria]

hey, hey, hey

what?

not youu!

heh heh heh

[staralur03]

OMG you saw tommy the clown! wtf.

[casalitom]

work at google

[damien345]

im starting my dream job...im in the military..canadian that is..its a downer XD

[starrychica82]

To do something fun and creative and not have set scheduals and uniforms

[loveus55]

QOTD: my dream job would be a film director but i have no skills and i would suck at it but so far right now it's a archelolgist

[btoynbee]

1:33 - jizz in my pants

[sinisterhunter]

you mean the exact moment we move AWAY from the hot tits and onto phil's face is when you jizzed yourself?

[vefmyndavel]

Dave Days <3

[inh527]

yo dats tommy the clown from the movie RIZE when they crump and clown dance its a good movie

[yuriisnotporn]

My dream job would be an SK gamer. Wouldn't that just be like totally awesome? :D

[rhigh100]

saquatch poditrist

[terrycruzer]

QOTD: ive always wanted 2 b a tornado chaser but ive been workin on a comic hero & a book so idk might go 4 being a writer funny huh cant spell or read well yet can write but dat goes 2 show u dont let nethin stand n the way of ur dreams love da show phillyD ^^

[skinnyman1423]

the guy who gets to hold katie perry's tits

[sinisterhunter]

big fan of tits mcgee over there. lets keep the camera focused on her yea?

[demon646]

Hey Phil, How do you capture video from your ps3 and xbox. I've been trying to find something that'll take hdmi or dvi in and record in HD. Any ideas?

[Chaos2142]

@demon646 You need a capture card. :)

[demon646]

Yeah.. I was looking for one, but all I could find were the old school connectors like s-vid and composite. I couldn't find anything that would capture anything HD like component or DVI or HDMI.

I think I'd need some type of DVR for * input. I'm really not sure if anything like that exists yet. Which I think is strange.

[JamesRoflz]

QOTD: Just do your normal day but get paid £1000 a hour :)

[katiefershadybaby]

:O I saw mike live in San Francisco.. I fucking love him

[PunisherLobo]

fuck that remind me of Bang Bus!!!

[thegreggreport]

wait, is that real? i thought it was just some thing college humor made up

[PunisherLobo]

dont know man i watched it and waited the howl time that phill is picking up a bitch and fucks her for money :D

[thegreggreport]

haha

[TheKillerFly]

i love jack black ;D so cool..

"DECAPITATION!!"

[usernameislolo]

haha...awesome what game is that

[TheKillerFly]

it's Brütal legend ;D

nice game!.. FREAIKIN' nice game!

[usernameislolo]

thnx

[jgs6595]

holy shit i have same cup that is infront of the xbox

[nickmitchell33]

tylenol isn't sxe duuuuude

[ThroatSlitta]

I love guns, I love zombies and I love cuties.

[Electroguy1996]

QOTD: Eddie Riggs

[gorillaz2424]

random hip hop clowns=ICP

[jonahman33]

is the zombie thing some kind of porno

[THEIceColdSunShine]

sry about the name :P

[THEIceColdSunShine]

i totally agree with nerojoggad what an i d i o t

[jgonzalez504]

loved the video at the end!

=D

[neojerrod]

"breast and vagina inspector" I almost forgot how dumb we all were at 13, thanks for the reminder.

[fords08]

breast and vigina inspector

[DinosaursAndWeed]

Lucky! I wish I could have seen Mike Birbiglia!

[thegangsternextdoor]

"Hey, Hey, Hey

- What?

Not you!"

XDDD

[abcce1]

I seriously want to be a royal advisor to a powerful Dictator, where I pretty much control his decisions.

[walawalaluigi]

FBI Female Body Inspector

[P0litiCallyIncorrect]

tht joke is wwaaaaaaayyyy over done

[LeoClinton8]

I think hmm... be a chick detector!!

ahahahaa

[1995jordan]

Ghostbuster! :D

[palishloko]

I want to be a doc. ?

[kirtandsunshyne]

My dream job is your job!! :) Seriously

[runescapedrawer1]

i wanna be a teacher!

[kittykatxox845]

i wanna teach ppl "the french kissing"

[RAdamHadAMeal]

Is Brutal Legend worth the Buy? :)

[BrittanyGough15]

I want to make videos in my room making fun of news 3 times a week. o:

[snewso]

1:30

[powerlifted]

I FUCKED HER

[dksbhbu]

you fucked who the puppy?

[Dogsunred]

prostitute.. lol jk

[Deprinceiyke]

that is funny

[some5672]

*cough* who's the chick with the gun?

[ofirharlev]

mac pro huh?

yeah right :P

[sswarhero]

jack black ftw and t220 ftw i got one too

[Dz22Sba]

merci

[endtimex]

Holy crap! Tommy The Clown!! He was in the movie RIZE!! Hell, half the movie was about him!!

[SetzerPL]

you suck

[hanzturner]

dumb

[o0Loucypher0o]

QOTD: I don't know. Oh yeah, I remember, I was thinking I would like to work with wood, u know.

In germany we call these guys "Tischler" or "Schreiner" don't know how u americans call it. It's a guy who makes Furniture of all sorts out of wood.

Too bad the job is threatned by extinction, for machines do it now.

[toeffu]

Carpenter.

[LowClass102588]

Game designer, believe it or not.

Decapitation!!!

[Boodrowski53]

pussy inpsecter ftw

[mcrrocksoutloud123]

CoD 4 YEAA LOL.....Phil you gottta do something on CoD Modern Warfare 2..please? ^-^

[andyousaidyoulovedme]

graphic designer

[shaybee49]

makeup artiiist :)

[mriddley]

1:46 playboy photographer

[micdogg187]

That was not a random hiphop clown it was Tommy the Clown he started the clown shit........i hate him

[5Jwilso]

I wanna be a best selling author... i know pretty lame.

[xPShadowoO]

Boobs inspector

[Kress9000]

I wanna be a video game developer :DD

[Kress9000]

like maybe Blizzard entertainment or Valve software or Bethesda softworks

[bohemia9]

I wanted to be a National Geographic photo journalist... I gave up on that one years ago.

[ThatGuyFromYouTueb]

I used to think I wanted to be a film maker ... I'm not so sure any more. *shrugs*

[drpkik2face]

nothing, literally getting paid to sit around and do nothing

[1imbored2]

thats my dream job too

[lilvipir420]

i wana be a rapper

[AssassnsDARKnightO9]

i wanna work 4 infinty ward

[masonhales]

HELL YEA

[faresmasr]

pussy inspector :D LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[osudude97]

yous canadian

[rozelleee]

we have the same monitor.xD

[jester1195]

those clowns looked like juggalos

[ASD123ME]

video game idea guy / designer

[axemen100]

Center field for the ny yanks

[Kannechung18]

dick inspector

[captainmorgan555]

dude ShayCarl has an amazing beard

[beastandthemom]

dream job is...ummmm.....erm......hehmm.­.......urrrhhmmm.....be in a famous band or get payed by google and be a youtube partner and get payed for that n buy tons o video game shit and review it lol

[donangry]

Why are all the "recommended" videos full of faggots?

[fockya]

thank you!!!

maybe cuz you tube is run by faggots?

[KillerIsFriendly]

My Dream job is to do "Domaining" all the time :)

[meredithleah9]

was that jack black? omg. what doesn't that guy do?

[theuprocker]

Be funny.

[MarinePinUpGirl1986]

My Dream Job would be Pin Up Girl! :D

[ierndit76]

My dream job is to take my experience as a domestic violence victim and change lives! :) I want to write a book, be on the radio, and television! Victims aren't always young, naive and uneducated. Sometimes they look like me.....

[krzys579]

lol

[defozze]

I just uploaded a video of myself sing it's BAD come see and while your there mock me and give me 1 star and dont even think of subbing me come have a laugh trust me you'll laugh!!!

[TalkinMakeUp]

You are so Funny!!!! Pussy Inspector!!!! lol

[bornaunicorn33]

im pretty sure i seen a bag on your desk?

[famasdan]

OMG that chick is hot and I am subscribing.

[Shikari21]

brutal legend is an amazin game!

[thetrueawesemokenzie]

musiciannnn

[Kevlarvest1893]

DECAPITATION!!

[ShadowCloudsDarkSide]

Vided Game Disnger.

[pejro69]

a hiphop clown is called a juggalo

[BadassRandomness]

was it jack black who had the voice to the dude in the end?

[EggrollPudding]

Yeah.

[dragoonspaz7]

Heavy vocals for a post hardcore band while traveling the world. Oh and a video game tester at the same time.

[duellegend71]

haha jackblack at the end

[DoubleA733]

Porn Star

[KwintenAirs]

why do you own brutal legends? haha

[MrJobbbbbbb]

jeeee

[R0ckinRhett]

Professional Cyclist and Tour de france champion, If i can do hald of what Lance did I'll be happy

[liquidproton]

Where's The Chicks W/Guns?

[ziz39]

kiss your ass

[Skduke52]

my dream job is.....a pussy inspector

[castme13]

Boob toucher

[stuartjk]

who's the red head?

[djpolak12345]

nvr thought this guys plays xbox

[Totw111]

OMG!@!! i thought i was the only one with an element tv, what size is yours??

[AudlyLuvly]

i always wanted to raise big cats..

[nathanalex40]

what has to thumbs and punches babies in the neck....THIS GUY!!!!....you cant see me but...yeah im uhh pointing at my self.

[Smuck3rz]

aww. look at you. with your cute little Philip Defranco imitation.

but, no seriously. that was funny, nice job.

[nathanalex40]

lol i didnt know i was imitating him actually sorry haha but thanks

[StrangeVidsIMake]

Music producer for an actual job, and the If I get lucky, be in a famous band

[licklelivy]

ditto

[golddragon1967]

I didn't know Glenn Danzig had his own video game.

[timbailin]

1:34 Thats what she said.....

[Ness757]

What game was that at the end?

[antonio122997]

brutal legend

[phili666]

i want to be a studio producer

or live off of a band, but that'd never happen considering the music i like

[jaco4c]

hey

look up "sxephil in 5 seconds"

its hilarious

[sheklerboi24]

Decapitatioooooooooooooooooon!­

[secretagentaxel]

I never see you with any black people so you are a rassy until I see you with 3 black guys

[MdNtNightmare]

phil why would u buy brutal legends...i cant believe u wasted ur 60 bucks on that shit.

[phili666]

its a fun game

[remembermatt]

When i grow up, i wanna be just like my parents.

I wanna live off my unemployment check.

[aznp1nay]

oh really? i like burgers too, but sometimes the whip cream gets too thick, and the cheese just dont taste as good anymore

moive directer