How To Outwit Carnies

[ArbynChiefFAN001]

I thought the video said how to outwit canaries :(

[crenshawjeffrey]

Step 1: Care about carnivals

[97Scarygirl]

I've beaten the balloon dart toss a bunch of times.

[LADimagirl]

I totally thought the title was "how to outwit candles" i really wanted to know how...

[ThePorschelover123]

Step 1: Rob the place

[brandonladuca]

I fuckin hate carnies lol

[candybell357]

Coin Toss

Step 1 ~ Pay carnie.

Step 2 ~ Accept coin and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Step 3 ~ Repeat at various carnivals until you are rich

[LeaveLikeTheSane]

Lol, I thought the title said "How to beat canaries" for a second.

[shelby0508]

@LeaveLikeTheSane I thpught it sayed how to OUTWIT canaries." haha lol were funny

[Pinoykid1forever]

Dart toss is usually pretty easy. I won a pillow that looked like a hundred dollar bill!

[jesusthecrack]

No fucking games aren't like that, their all possible, just a bunch of assholes trying to make us look bad. We aren't bad people and definitely not thieves. However, some of the games are hard because they are designed to make money and the stock costs way more than fucking $2.99 bitch. So for all of you cock suckers that want to say the games are impossible because you lost, you just suck at it or you don't have enough practice so spend your money to get it, that's how we make a fucking living

[PvtZrobo]

@jesusthecrack i can buy a better toy than that for about 1.50 bitch

[PurplexGreenxx]

A.) The tips aren't dull. Two years in a row I won the "big prize".

B.) The person watched the you toss the coin, and coins are always jammed at the bottom of you're pocket.

[MrLizzy646]

OH FUCK, my knowledge, i left it at my girlfriends

[poweranger56]

Thanks for the last step.Now I can win for sure!

[BCete]

are amarican carnivals like that? :( well i hope i still can use this to win something.

[kdrama1998]

Step 1: Flash money (as if u will give them if u win)

Step 2: When u win run for it

*Optional* hav a pretty female friend

[howtofold190]

so, how to you pass the ring toss?

[VJVswan]

Oops! I clicked on this video thinking it was "How to Outwit Commies".

[xVirtualNinjax]

Step 1: Bring a knife.

[BCete]

@xVirtualNinjax step 2?

[byronlee991017]

in knotts berry farm the test ur strength is rigged to make u win

[articsocean]

Carnival = Carnivore? Well, that's an interesting thought... *shudder*

[Xbawcks4life]

@articsocean No they mean the word Carne which is italian for meat.

[articsocean]

@Xbawcks4life I know. I just thought they sounded eerily similar...

[theaftergl0w]

"Except your in a new place every......Hang on, im high on meth...."

[marsstriker]

@theaftergl0w he ran out if characters...theres no reason to be mean to a ok guy.

[TheFamilyDillon]

dang, i though this said how to outsmart canaries.

[Dr8co1]

looks like someone got fucked over as a carnie and wanted to reveal all their secrets on youtube :3

[raikiri98]

Lol what? Heat the dart with a lighter? Am i supposed to win or get high off of plastic fumes????

[hugh705]

Instead of heating up the dart switch out the tip with the one from a crossbow on black ops. Instead of shooting around the star simply bring a 12 gauge shotgun with #9 birdshot this way you always win.

[fatbelly970]

i beat carnies, carnies can´t beat me

[kano879]

so ill just light my darts on fire next time i go to a carnival...

[chocofreak0101]

Step 1: be attractive

[legofreak1109]

so i'm going to the meat?

[bigboy3620]

Exactly the same here in Aus mate.

But here we are called showie's instead of carnie's.

[cooldude4548]

step 1 shank the carnies with a heated dart and jack the bear

[soccergirlfreak7]

omg i went to a carnival yesterday and i asked if the guy can shoot a basket for my friend to see if you were actually able to win at it and he said first give me the money so we gave him the money then i asked him again he said no. So she got 3 shots and before her 3rd shot he took a shot and he missed completley! i was like wtf dude really?

[McMastersify]

at konobles i asked my mom to play a game where you knock down a tower of blocks and i asked about a pole in the middle

[jekylei99]

1:49 looks like a witchcraft symbol

[nikizhunter]

@jekylei99 its called a pentagram. plus the star would have to be upsidown for it to be one, its kinda hard to tell if this one is or not

[MrDroopdog1]

@nikizhunter no, that is a pentagram, both of them are. when the pentagram is right side up, it's a symbol of protection, when the pentagram is upside down it's used for satanic rituals. really, I know everyone els has their own different religions and whatever but don't go talking about thing's that you don't even understand -_-

[MadsterV]

Step 1: videogames. \o/

that's the only step.

[nathanfishing3000]

Optional; A carnival Carnie

[2bornot2b2cornot2c]

why would you go to a carnivel anyway its ether too hot or too cold and the greasy nasty cafeteria food is overprised I, remember going to a carnivel and seeing 5.00$ lemonade just dont go you have better luck just going to an amusment park or going to the tourist part of town any jerk off would know that ,idiots!

[Twilight252545]

@2bornot2b2cornot2c If you really think that way then why did you even watch this video to begin with???

[1patrat]

This video is so B.S.!!!!!!! I was with it for 12 years and I never dulled my darts nor did any other agents I worked with.I wanted marks to pop balloons so I could make money.What a idiotic video!!!!!!!

[radahad000]

@1patrat fuck off carnie. I'm on to your shenanigans!

[Twdee2]

personally i've never been duped by carnies.i once won 5 pizes @ the dart toss cuz i have good aim, a good arm, and can pop 3 balloons with one dart

[Tortarra2]

I once won a PSP for 1 token at a amusment park

[Xloi63]

Put weights in your pocket for the weight guessing games. Mkae sure its an inside pocket, and take a prize quickly, escaping with your teddy bear

[freaknikism]

how to outwit barneys

step1:if you knowmultiplication you out witted him

[WiiMarioboy]

Step one: while at the shooting game, get the gun and put it in the clerks head and say"gimme all yo stuff toys!!"

[spunkflunk]

oh and when i shot out around the star last time theuy told me it didnt cont

[spunkflunk]

i want to know the drop the circles onto the red circle game

[SuperBMC18]

I work at a carnival at the shoot out the star game and we tell people to shot around the star people just dont listen

[Cyconsy]

How to outwit carnies

Step 1: Get a gun and point at the clerk and say,"Gimme that prize or your meat."

[twizy123]

step 8: jump over the counter and bust his head open

[JREY209]

carnies r fags

[xbatred]

You expect me to spit on a coin?

[derman077]

wow awesome info overload , lol

[michigander47]

step one: dont go to the carnival.

[xbatred]

Step one: Just buy a prize.

[jayanthony5060]

@psychopath172 YEAH YOU TELL THEM PSYCHOPATH

[jayanthony5060]

this has got to be the stupidest fucken video,this cunt thinks she being informative,if it was not possible to win at these games,it would be illegal,keep your two bucks,don't play,why even go the fair,go to chuckie cheese,better yet keep your broke ass home

[ethan100ducky]

i tricked a carny couse im way beter scamer i made him agree to giveme the 500 doler prize if a popd two ballons with one dart and tehn i switched the dart to thise one that shoots out little spikes with it hits i got a good prize

[SimonsGal123]

thanks howcast! ima show thos carnies when the fair comes to town >:P

[KrazyKlay135]

How to outwit carnies... show them your 5th grade certificate.

[mallorisman]

This video just shows you exactly why us carnies call you guys a bunch of SUCKERS and why are you bitching about spending 20 bucks at the carnival it only comes once a year and its fun

[noxure]

@mallorisman Lol, I'm with you. People don't want those fairs to disappear because it's nostalgic, but at the same time they don't want the carnies to get their money and make living.

[stevestere1313]

im a carnie and this is bullshit but whatever its illege to "rig" the games so w/e

[SimpliztixX]

ill kill the asshole who spits on my coins

[L00NGB00W]

With the bottle pyramid, toss the ball like your life depends on it. Those bottles are filled with concrete.

Usually, you're not allowed to cut out the star.

[jayanthony5060]

@L00NGB00W no there not,next time examine them for your self,concrete,give me a break,gotta HAVE GAME,if your going to piss and moan,don't play save the 2 bucks and get yourself a corndog

[L00NGB00W]

@jayanthony5060

Hey buddy, I'm offering advice to people that want to win.

"gotta HAVE GAME" to quote someone I heard before...

[1201rico]

ewww knowledge......

[FERRETMAN9]

i fucking hate carnies

[mallorisman]

@FERRETMAN9 AND WE HATE CHEAP ASS SUCKERS LIKE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO GET SHIT FREE

[thamc217]

@FERRETMAN9 thats a shame, your girlfriend loves us

[jayanthony5060]

@FERRETMAN9 thats o.k ,just don't forget your wallet the next time the fairs in town,good looking out asshole,you just madr my day

[scottghost67]

u take a gun and shoot every carnie u see seargent

[scottghost67]

u take a gun and shoot every carnie u see

[DrWalrusProductions]

32 people are carnies

[AdGarUK]

How to outwit Carnies

Step 1: Don't go to a carnival.

[Torchic956]

Or just play a game wher you always win somehing of value.

[poncekid56]

I love the ones that give you money to try to get you to try their game, I just walk off with it ;)

[lauralooforever]

i got conned at a balloon dart game, because the guy said he'd give me a deal for each set of darts, but i was actually playing more than the original price. i ended up paying like... $40 for a teddy bear stuffed with styrofoam balls.

[mallorisman]

@lauralooforever well if any one conned you it was the stock house where the teddy bear was made that conned you we just order the stock and flash the joints the carnies ARENT the ones putting styrofoam in the teddy bears

[jayanthony5060]

@lauralooforever FORCED YOU TO HAND OVER THE MONEY RIGHT,HE SHOULD HAVE CHARGED YOU DOUBLE FOR BEING STUPID

[jswgames]

These days carnival games are regulated. They must be winnable ( but no one says they must be easy ). Ive been a carnie for ten years and im tired of people looking down on me because of my job. The carnival is not what it used to be even ten years ago. We have to deal with osha regulations dot regulations state and local regs inspectors. We get drug tested, they will breathalize any employee suspected of drinking on the job. Its just like working any other job except your in a new place every

[RcUniverseGuy]

@jswgames are you that dumb? all my friends ive ever known have beat drug tests its not rocket science...

[lexyVEVO]

@jswgames hear that? thats the sound of people not caring.

[partybug67]

@lexyVEVO GTFO Summerfag.

[Xbawcks4life]

@partybug67 You can't be a summerfag on youtube, shit head.

[partybug67]

@Xbawcks4life Not me. didn't say that. and that's a no shit right there.

[PunkyPlow]

@jswgames Every what? OMG I HATE CLIFFHANGERS

[Gabumon54321]

I almost beat the shooting one... There was a bit of red the size of half of a period. I had to squint to see it. I was pretty pissed. Those prizes are awesome!

[bobdoles123]

to win at the baloon one simply wait witha sibling until no one wants to play and no matter what one of you is bound to win

[RosalieHaleisme1]

i was at an amusement park and there was me and my best friend on the ride so we started singing and saying 'my dad bailed out OJ simpson!!!' then they stopped the ride early and said 'u guys gotta stop being obnoxious towards or were gonna ick u off the ride for good' haha what a loser!!!!!! carnies are nothing but idiots who have no life

[LivNLaff882]

lol for the aim for the balloon one, I accidently hit the balloon, BUT it bounced back and hit my brother :)

[nukeboy14]

hahahaa i was at the amusement park in one of the nearby malls a few days back, and there was some dumb rich girl spending tons of cash on games, are rich people that careless? atleast the kind around my area are, i have a rich kid in my class who is a total dipshit his average is 54 out of 100

[zudikas8]

at the shooting game choose the sniper and you will always win :3

[itskelvinn]

the person talking in the video is talking intensly

[Linkawolf]

the problem with the red star, is that the guns may not have enough bullets, they may say it has 100, 300, but how do we know exactly? I would watch the game carefully. My dad USED to be a carnie, he knows what the scams can be and even say which are unbeatable

[kyle2154]

I am better at Bank-a-Ball (rebound) than any carnie in the world. Who else has 2 videos of something that no one else has ever done...?

[pkim9]

@kyle2154 i did this the other day, but it took about 4 tries.

[Toon999kinzpengwo]

carnies are mean little creatures!

[jayanthony5060]

@Toon999kinzpengw MEANNIE

[fntime]

This is utter bull shit!

A chick like this is an ass. The smarter they are, the easier

it is to take their money! A chick like this, will have her

money taken and then she'll be on her knees. It's like

shooting fish in a barrel. What stupid smug ass.

[Flinty88]

quickly sharpen it with a stone

[MrBozodave]

your just mad cuz we come to town and take your money and your girls.

[Joolie9009]

they make it look so easy.

[Eddie12man54]

i won the shoot the red star game thx i got a big prize

[ScrewAttackEurope]

I hate pikeys!

[bensashredder123]

tyler buddy its gryffen i just watched this video fucking stupid the balloon thing hahhaha its a store you mooches it dont matter if you pop a ballon. Everywhere ou go and buy something its 4 times the markup eeryone needs to make a buck we just add entertainment!!! to all the loogans out there you have no idea -gryffen smith showmen 5 years

[VIEWTUBE00000]

LOL 35 years ago at Six Flags a old woman came up to me and told me if I 'wet' my dime before I threw it in the dish, it would stick. I did, and it worked.

[HermanFoom]

So if I beat the "carney," I'm actually beating meat.

[counternub]

@HermanFoom nice observation. idk if you know system of a down, they have a song called vicinity of obscenity, and he says beat the meat..i was trying to figure out what it means. guess i figured it!

[cotton2222]

simple: Go to Wal-mart and buy whatever the prize is for 10.00 cheaper.

[tazrockslikecool456]

0:51 duh! lol

[BigTJuggalo]

LMAO to funny I used to be a carny and if you play the basket ball game you must shoot for the hoop directly in front of you and if you ask any carny to make a basket before you "waste your money" They will tell you I am not here to show you how to do that my best advice to the basket ball game is throw the ball as if you were outlining a rainbow the perfect rainbow shot will make the ball go into the basket.

[celticanne77]

Where did you get your info? You are so far out of whack I think you live in the next solar system over!

Let me guess, you think all carnies are just on the lam child molesters, thieves, alcoholics, and druggies, right?

Ignorance is the worst disease of all.

[Fekona]

@celticanne77 no kidding last I checked most carnivals are looked over by the fair board and if they see anything out of character they shut the game down my mom used to work the ring the bottle she got very good at it just by practicing so did I

[frtw4428]

Best advice of all: avoid the carnies at all cost. They are nothing but con artists who will scam you out of your money, just like people who run 3-card monte schemes. You will almost always lose.

[marszowski]

Its these kinds of videos that add to the unfair stigma that the carnivals currently hold. It is very unfortunate that some people can be this ignorant. Rather then rant about it (which i possibly could for days on end) i'll finish this post with a positive note for showmen everywhere. We know the truth about the carnival, so lets spread the word about legitimatacy and grant us the power to have patience for those who do not cast prejudices aside! Tyler Marszowski- N.A.M.E

[cupcakesandvodka1]

half of this is bs...really learn a lil about what you talking about before posting something & making yourself look like a idiot

[oldmoonshiner]

the dumb ass that made this video has no knowledge of carnival games.they've never worked in a joint. just a know it all,that's the kind they like.

[dingdongditch1000]

ONCE A CARNIE, ALWAYS A CARNIE!!!

[338jon]

The best way to win a war is to avoid a war, i.e. don't play games at carnivals.

[AndrewDangerously]

Valid point

Just buy the damned prizes if you want them

[hairypitz123]

8dollars 1 stinkin small dog for my sister 13 yrs old.get it at 99cent store

[jayanthony5060]

@hairypitz123 CHEAP SKATE YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME ,BETTER YET GONE TO THE 99CENT STORE,WAAAAHH WAAAHHHHHHH,BIG BABY

[communitychannel1fan]

Hey they have to make a living too. Imagine having to stand there for the whole day especially if it's hot.

[colinluzio]

In the UK we call them pikeys or gyppos as most of them are of gypsy descent and their families have been working on fairs for centuries.

[sulq122]

helpfull

[mitchqqqqqq]

the carnies at the fair that come to my city are all on crack

[got5at12]

your tips are helpful but i have been a game vendor for going on 20 years.your basketball tips are right ,one i will add is take your knee and compress the ball before shooting,also only use one hasn when shooting.you are right on useing the corner baskets.another tip is look for leaneing baskets,or bent rims.another tip is never use a slick ball it gives and helps only the vendor,another tip is after makeing a shot ask for the same ball.write me for more or i will sell you tips .for 10.00

[smithson876]

lol, 10.00 bucks a tip hahaha. Once a carny always a carny.

[jebbruzer64]

ha ha ha thats sooooooooooooo true

[999663isback]

That was an awesome come back dude, Serisouly that was internet worthy right there, Epic, Funny, Ironic, Classic, You sir a Genius

[jayanthony5060]

@999663isback DUDE I MEAN TOTALLY EPIC,,,fuck i wish i was 7 yrs old again.epic 4 sure 4sure

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

dude that "selling" tips thing totally makes me think that your scamming me... i will just use the tips it gave me...

[cupcakesandvodka1]

if u were a "vendor" as u put it for 20 years u wouldn't agree with this much less give more "tips" idiot

[Anihilist]

Carnies are evil people

[xrockthe40ozx]

They Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

[whitetrashoutlaw]

@Anihilist

No they aren't they're hard working people, you try working twelve hour days standing up dealing with drunks and people giving you shit while traveling all the time.

[Anihilist]

@whitetrashoutlaw forgive me, the ones I had encountered were inbred white trash and racist, that and they would scam the fuck out of you. They were like gypsies out of deliverance.

[shawbros]

@Anihilist

Clowns are saints compared to carnies.

Carnies are lower than the dogshit on the bottom of your shoe.

[Anihilist]

@shawbros agreed

[dylinkacdc]

@shawbros Carnies rock so do clowns but so do carnies

[jayanthony5060]

@shawbros BIG BABY

[shawbros]

@jayanthony5060

So, you must be one of those scummy carnies that isn't intelligent enough to get a real job.

[kialop]

@Anihilist yeah lol

[cows4evaandeva]

if u wanna win bloon pop with dart through from left to rigth diagnoly

[killah1995]

sharpen the dart with a lighter or rock and how doyou do that discreatly?

[nightfoxx26]

you says look some1 won a prize

[shelbynicholex3]

who goes to carnivals anymore?

[JoseGarciaStandUp]

Finally! I fucken beat those carnies!

[Danielgnik]

Ha ha. Dayum, want some Midol?

[Shawlia]

Aw, you're cute.

[doomed122112]

ew gentry, caps.

[thestriga]

Just wanted to point at that by saying you know every game that's rigged you are acknowledging that games are rigged, so how can they be "giving" you a bad name when you are clearly earning it on your own? What gives you a bad name is your lack of logic, punctuation and the fact that you can't make an arguement without roughly 7.1% of it being obscene. Let me know if you need some help understanding how I came up with that figure. Good day to you sir *sarcastic curtsy inserted here*.

[logi878]

Ride Operator?

How's minimum wage treatin ya? :3~

[WeenyLawyer]

ROFL!!!

How can you afford the internet with such a shitty job?!

[katimari4]

what about the ladder 1 its IMPOSSIBLE i stayed there for like an hour and no one won

[supermike615]

DO NOT USE THE RINGS ON THE LADDER! Stay on the sides of it and use equal weright. Shimming back and forth

[splooie09]

Here is the real secret... buy the teddy bear for 2.99 at walmart instead of playing the game for $3

[italiangirl9696]

lol i have been heating the tip of the dart for about 3 years now :D

[threetoedhobbit]

hahaha. I have a torch lighter so it takes about .5 seconds to get red hot

[jayanthony5060]

@italiangirl9696 if you didn't throw like a bitch,oops,try this tell the game operator how about this ,you"ll pay for only the ballons you pop,i think maybe just maybe he might go for it,good luck MARK

[GenerationKill44]

HA a carnie drowned in a canal where i live

[parrotbob2]

yay i won a giant banana from the star

[azrial4421]

yeah were gonna secretly sharpen a dart with a stone.....

[lockbreak12]

use a file it does not need to be razor sharp just jagged

[azrial4421]

I guess, but im thinking you need the carny to not be looking at you, I guess when he hands you the darts you can say look a blimp.....you know?