Richard Belzer Interview with Howard Stern part 1 of 4

[Slegnaon]

Howard: "You're a Racists" RB: "well...so what?" LOL

[thundertower]

these fucking first time listeners are unbelievable lmao

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[meggaiwa]

I don't know, Stern is not funny. I can't remember if he ever was. He is imo just a douche and getting 100.000.000$ a year for it. Nothing against his funs, but I think he is just annoying.

[thundertower]

@meggaiwa he's not a fucking comedian you idiot and him being successful at radio is just a result. And who cares if he's a douche, all of the people that work in the entertainment industry are douchebags. The difference is some douches are more interesting than the other douches.

[meggaiwa]

@thundertower Cool story fanboy. But it doesn't change my opinion that he is an not entertaining. But hey, some people obviously like to listen to random bla bla by some guy all day. The question is, to which people are douches interesting at all - douches who don't do anything else but being one? But I respect your opinion... a lot of people like him obviously, just not sure why.

[starryxblue]

Wow, Howard Stern spend too fucking long on the animal charity story.

[Lvduggo69]

I met Richard. He is one cool guy. Didn't have one ounce of Hollywooditius in him.

Stand up guy. I believe him that he was sick.

But he did wait to long to call in to the event and Howard is right ! But I'm sure he had good intention's.

[CAinfowarrior]

5:56 "Ah you pull my balls you fucking lier" **Fred cracks up** : D

[DawnOfTheDead991]

You know I really don't like Belzer. He isn't funny

[mattd687]

Who gives a fuck about some animal charity

[xBillyTheKidx]

this interview is ALL belzer. so fucking funny.

[ginko27]

Belzer was a JACKASS on Bill Maher! All he could do was talk over the other panel members and Maher couldn't get a word in edgewise. The he would break out with super loud "AHHHHHHHHH's" and he even ruined Bill's bits. I hope that idiot NEVER gets invited back on his panel!

[grands1am]

@ginko27

Bill's bits suck and are not funny. Belzer talked too much truth on his show

[TheDrunkenInsomniac]

Richard Belzer is GOD

[cleanmrbroadway]

Small brains that Howard Sperm.

[KopaleKopale]

This guy is a great guest ;D I dont care what anyone says...

[gibbsies]

Howard is a real ass sometimes

[CAinfowarrior]

"i have heard you pull shinanigans"

"ah you pull my balls u fuckin lier"

FRED BUST UP LAUGHING XD

[EvanConover]

This is what happens when 2 egos clash. It's beautiful in a way...in a very annoying way.

[FungusMossGnosis]

Richard Belzer and Gilbert Gottfried were the only reasons I ever tuned into Stern. What nonsense.

[mrelectricchurch]

@FungusMossGnosis Hasn't Howard has always treated Belzer like this?

[SomethingAwfulTV]

I think it had something to do with belzer's balls. He lost a nut and I think he has a fake one or something. Poor Richard :(

[spyhunter41]

belzer is the most unfunny standup dude iv ever seen in my life

[SomethingAwfulTV]

@spyhunter41 yeah If I had the IQ if stupid faggot I would think he's unfunny too.

[spyhunter41]

@SomethingAwfulTV "if i had the IQ if stupid faggot" yea, your stupid and you think belzer is funny.. he is rly dry, like his cereer

[SomethingAwfulTV]

@spyhunter41 He's been on television for years on SVU, he's considered one of the greatest comics and he's been hosting shows for decades. And its "you're" not "your".

Stupid faggot.

[Poojauppal]

don't they look alike

[drecckk1]

lol. Belzer has the funniest one liners ever.

[godisanatheist85]

"fuck you howard! i'll kick your ass!" lmao...

[Pull0utBoy]

hahahaha The belz is awesome! also keep in mind Richard is a jew, Howard is a jew and I'm a jew :) people who hate Belz got their little feelings hurt cause he's a FUCKING BAD ASS!!!!11

[itwa5me]

why is he such a bad ass? Because he's arrogant?

[itwa5me]

sarah silverman is the only bad ass jew I know

[ladyHUBBA]

i love Belzer he is HALARIOUS and he does a great job on SVU

[itwa5me]

see comment

[itwa5me]

belzer sucks, he's talentless and i wish hogan wouldve killed him

[Pull0utBoy]

@itwa5me wrestling is for faggots.

[itwa5me]

i think so myself but it was great watching beltzer crack his head on the floor! So again it only sucks that he didnt die.

Oh and you ppl that watch SVU or any of the other 1000 law &orders aree ruining televison!! Becasuse of your small intelligence the rest of us are forced to watch terrible tv that is retarded, cliche, and trendy. Whats next on SVU? The Ipod killer??

[Pull0utBoy]

I don't watch SVU, but I've met him before and I've seen his stand up and he's fucking hilarious. He's an old school comic and a jew! we can go on and on about the homeland. It'd be a damn shame if he'd die. What is wrong with you? you don't understand good comedy if you don't like the Belz, You don't have to like or agree with the SVU show, but show some respect to a legend. You probably think jack black is funny huh?

[itwa5me]

I think Micael Ian Black and dave chapple are todays best comics. Jack black was great in saving silverman, but he's gone down hill. I also find George Carlin and richard pryor funny. I've never seen a single thing that belzer's done that is funny. Not a thing. He seems like someone that thinks he's smarter than everyone and comes off as an asshole. I wouldnt actually want the man to die, I just get off on how crazy everyone gets at shocking comments.

[itwa5me]

I guess carrot top could be considered a legend to some tranvestite hookers, but that doesnt mean he's a legend to me, so therefore he gets zero respect.

[Pull0utBoy]

carrot top isn't a legend to anyone he isn't even funny Richard Belzer is ooollldd school. Carrot top is not. And Richard Belzer is smarter then most people. He had his own HBO show and tons of other shows before that.

[itwa5me]

i think i'd actually rather watch carrot top over belzer, at least carrot top doesnt have jew stink.

[Pull0utBoy]

haha just as I suspected a bigoted faggot. Way to go dude, I hope you get cancer

[itwa5me]

no, i just thought hitler was right...thats all. Too bad someone else will have to clean up his mess....because no one really likes jews.....but jews

[Pull0utBoy]

lol whatever faggot

[itwa5me]

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bishop102]

@itwa5me I know, not even Howard likes Jews.

[bong4200000]

@itwa5me wow spoken like a complete douchebag. i hope you die screaming, ignorant faggot.

[itwa5me]

@bong4200000 screaming while i die of a heartattack whilke fucking your mother up her asshole. jew mothers love getting it up the ass. I begining to understand why richard belzer has a career, its because he's a jew, and you ppl are jews so you support him. Because any non jew thinks he's for sure not funny.

[bong4200000]

@itwa5me hahahahha sorry about your luck asshole, not jewish. And unfortunately people taking shots at my mom stopped bothering me when I was fuckin 10. You're spewing a bunch of stupid shit doesn't make you any less of a faggot. Go fuck yourself retard

[itwa5me]

@bong4200000 I just did fuck myself and it felt great!

[ToruKun1]

Hoo-Hoo Howie is a fucking hack but I LOVE the Belz, so this interview is AWESOME. :-}

[commondollar]

BELZER!! is the man! gr8 comedian and person!!

[porpus99]

Also a great actor on Law and Order

[GaeasBlessing]

Belzer is jewish himself you fucking idiot.

[akokasaul]

wow as if I didn't know that you douche bag!!!!!!!

[Drungmus]

people on youtube are notoriously bad at detecting a) sarcasm b) irony and c) combinations of the two...

[Criminal9Intent]

i love belzer

[Tombugs49]

Belzer is not gay,if that was your inference.I was his exterminator for sevral yearsat the Sofia on W.61St.His wife is quite lovely,and Richard is a class act away from the camera.He was nice enough to send my Dad an autograhed photo just before he died,and my dsd reslly got a kick out of that gesture.Anyone who would badmouth Richardis sadly mistaken.Thanks Richard!

[HappySmok3itis]

on word: cocaine

[coolcalmahn]

i do now, now that theres a jewish president.

classic

[whytechocolate3]

I love how he makes fun of Robin...she just agrees with whatever Howard says.

Whats the colored girls name? lol

[whytechocolate3]

I was sick that day...I was shitting champagne lol

[kaycat11]

I don't really know what the problem was but Howard Stern cannot formulate an argument to save his life. He really came off as a bumbling moron.

[wtfchrisbrown]

How the HELL did Howard Stern come off even remotely as a "bumbling moron."? I think you've got the two mixed up or something. Belzer had no answer. "I was sick that day." "I'm a pro." He's clearly lying and you're clearly in denial. Get a clue.

[kaycat11]

I agree that Belzer was lying. He may have been sick (probably not) but he should have called. This does not change the fact that Howard kept on repeating himself over and over. All he had to say was "What did you do?" and "it was wrong" or I think you're lying". I found hm really annoying and inarticulate.

[wtfchrisbrown]

But in all fairness, what more can you really say to a guy who's gonna just bold-faced lie to you?

[JohnWFern]

Where's security?

Artie: "It's me, but I'm eating."

Good lord, that made me laugh.

[MuslimsSuck1988]

I never knew that guy was gay.

[Catlicker101]

Belzer kicks ass! Big fan!

[RichardBelzerLover]

I would punch howard in the face. I'll be honest.

[wtfchrisbrown]

You know where you'll go for lying.

[RichardBelzerLover]

hollywood?

[webovisionca]

lol @ dork.

[mnkycmkydu]

Howard never gave a shit about that fucking animal foundation before Beth. Now it's a life or death situation. What a PUSSY

[unfortunatebeam]

@mnkycmkydu well is it not unreasonable to think that someone who is close to you can get you involved and interested in someting that you weren't so much before you met them? Doesn't make you "pussy".

[mnkycmkydu]

@unfortunatebeam That is a good point, but Howchie is going overboard here, in that he's railing against a long time friend just for not showing up at an event. We'll see how much he cares about the NSAL when he breaks up with Beth.

[MrBloody32]

"$400 right into that fucking thing..."

[AxlCobainVedder]

God forbid someone shows up the almighty Beth.

[KineticRic]

Yeah really, Im surprised the death penalty couldn't be used for that.

[toddgurule]

It's amazing how pussy-whipped Howard is for Beth.

[armadillo01]

ssssuck my ass ;)

[lovelane4]

Thanks a ton for putting this up!